Jersey Shore's Snooki Comes to SNL

Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi from Jersey Shore, stopped by the Weekend Update desk on Saturday Night Live last night to share her insight on various topics. The Princess of Poughkeepsie talked about this week's episode, which featured her getting knocked the f*%k out, as well as the traits she looks for in a guido. The best thing about this faux interview with Snooki (played by SNL's Bobby Moynihan) is news anchor Seth Meyers trying to keep a straight face throughout. We can sympathize with Seth, given that, well, this is Jersey Shore. The SNL spoof was classic in that it only slightly exaggerates the absurdity of the real show. Also making...

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Attorney of Shane Sparks Blames "Hollywood Style Extortion" for Molestation Charges

Shane Sparks is out of jail. The award-winning choreographer posted bail last night, and his attorney quickly responded to charges that his client is guilty of child molestation, stemming from a decade-old incident. Steve Meister says Sparks will fight against what he refers to as "extortion, Hollywood style." As a refresher: Sparks has served as a judge on America's Best Dance Crew. He was arrested on Friday and charged with eight counts of child molestation. However, Meister told TMZ the whole arrest "stinks to high heaven" because his client's accuser waited 15 years before she came forward. He claims she's just interested in Sparks' fame/fortune....

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Evi Quaid Arrested Yet Again

Evi Quaid, the crazy wife of actor Randy Quaid, was apparently arrested in Marfa, Texas, Saturday evening. No, this isn't an old story. It happened again. A bench warrant was issued for Evi and Randy Quaid on December 15 after they failed to show for another court appearance. That's just what they do. Evi was arrested at 6:30 p.m. by the Marfa P.D. at the Quaids' West Texas home. For whatever reason, Randy was not arrested, according to reports. She was transported to Hudspeth County Jail for processing. Said a spokesman: “Evi was booked at Hudspeth County Jail for the outstanding warrant out of Santa Barbara County. She bailed out at 7 a.m....

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Brittany Murphy Dies of Heart Attack

Actress Brittany Murphy is dead after tragically falling into full cardiac arrest this morning and could not be revived by medical personnel, according to reports. The New Jersey native was only 32 years old. A 911 call was made at 8:00 a.m. from a home in Los Angeles that is believed to be owned by her husband, Simon Monjack, the L.A. Fire Department said. Murphy, whose film credits include Clueless, 8 Mile and Don't Say a Word, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and was pronounced dead on arrival. R.I.P. Brittany Murphy (1977-2009) passed away this morning. While the circumstances resulting in Murphy's cardiac arrest are not known...

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Tila Tequila Claims: Surrogate Motherhood Ahead

Warning: Tila Tequila has posted the following on her Twitter account. Therefore, one should take it with a grain of salt the size of her fake boobs. But the 28-year old reality star has written: “BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am going to become a SURROGATE MOTHER for my brother & his wife!!! That is my xmas present to them. I’m pregnant!!!!… I love my brother! This will change his life and mine forever!!!” We agree, assuming this Tweet contains an ounce of truth. Earlier this month, Tila announced she was engaged to Casey Johnson. She often makes The National Enquirer seem like a reliable source. Tila Tequila pregnant? Maybe. Tila Tequila a few cards...

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K-Fed Takes Second Job as Border Guard

Just kidding. It's for a movie. But we know you believed us, which tells you a lot about the great Kevin Federline, a.k.a. the former Mr. Britney Spears. K-Fed was originally supposed to play himself in the new American Pie movie, but after reconsidering it, Pie honchos felt that would tarnish the brand. Again, kidding. But totally realistic. "They called me up and asked if I was interested," Federline said. "I was up for a different part originally, but then they didn't want me playing myself." "They thought it'd be funnier for me to be a Canadian border guard." They were right. Somehow it just works. One day of shooting later, Federline...

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Kendra Wilkinson Plans for Baby Number-Two

Kendra Wilkinson wasted no time giving an interview after she became a mother. She spoke to OK! Weekly from the hospital hours after welcoming Hank Baskett IV into the world. Similarly, the former nude model says she wants to waste little time expanding her family. “We definitely want another kid right away, because we want the two kids to be close in age,” she said recently. “We want four, but you know, we are taking it one step at a time. We’re concentrating on our first child and seeing where things go from there.” For Baskett, a wide receiver on the Colts, catching touchdown passes and breaking tackles isn't what life is all about. “Being...

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Lucas Till: I Dated Taylor Swift!

Lucas Till is not one to kiss and tell. At least not when he's actually dating someone famous. But talk to the young actor months after a relationship fizzles out and he's happy to go into detail about it. Case in point: In an interview with MTV last week, Till revealed that he dated Taylor Swift soon after appearing in her video for the single "You Belong With Me." "We dated for a little bit. But, there was no friction because we were too nice," he said. "Most relationships work out cause you get along and then you don't, and then you make up and its passionate, and with us I really just liked her as a friend. That’s the only reason that didn't...

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Chris Henry Autopsy Results: Blunt Force Head Trauma Took NFL Star's Life

Autopsy results show that Chris Henry died from blunt-force trauma to the head, the Mecklenburg (N.C.) Medical Examiner said regarding the late NFL star. Henry sustained a fatal head injury after an argument fiancée Loleini Tonga. He fell to the road after jumping on the back of a pick-up truck she was driving. Witnesses say that Loleini Tonga was fleeing her family's home in North Carolina after a dispute with the football player, despite him imploring her to stay. It is unclear how fast the truck was going when Henry fell and hit his head, but judging by the Chris Henry 911 call, it was likely a fairly high rate of speed. He was taken to...

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Tiger Woods: Mr. Innocent Strip Club Regular

Tiger Woods liked to pretend he was a shy little cub at strip clubs, but in truth, the wild cat knew what he liked and frequented such establishments often. The "innocent strip club virgin" was just his alter ego of sorts. Anyone out there surprised at this point? Prior to his explosive sex scandal, the tail-chaser made a point of visiting NYC's Scores, where each time, he pretended he was a "virgin to strip clubs." That's according to Scores manager Tony Lombardi, who says that to cover up his actions, the convincingly "innocent" athlete relied on his entourage. "He would just point and say 'Who's that?' and they would go over and say, 'Tiger...

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The Vampire Diaries is Better Than Twilight, Newspaper Claims

Ding! Ding! It's about to be on between Twi Hards and Diary Devotees. A few weeks after New Moon broke box office records, and The Vampire Diaries debuted to strong ratings on The CW, at least one journalist is taking a controversial side: he says the latter franchise is superior to the former. Why does Ari Karpel of The New York Post prefer Paul Wesley and company to Robert Pattinson and his much-hyped saga? He lists a few reasons: 1. Blood and gore: The Vampire Diaries is "a more traditional vampire horror tale than Twilight," Karpel writes, as the movie series focuses more on romance than murder. After all, he points out, the Cullens don't...

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Celebrity Hair Affair: Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge is on board for the new season of The Hills, and is also doing her own reality show. We would say that has no chance of succeeding, but Jersey Shore proves that people will watch just about anything, so good luck! In addition to appearing on multiple shows, Audrina Patridge likes to try out multiple hairstyles. She recently reverted to her more traditional brown color. "At salon changing my hair!" Audrina wrote of going back to brunette after wrapping up the last season of The Hills. "Eventually ill do something completely different! I love change but for now takin it back to the dark side a bit." Which color looks better? Vote...

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Charlie O'Connell and Sarah Brice: Engaged?

If Charlie O'Connell and Sarah Brice got engaged, that would throw us off. As we know, The Bachelor is not known for engagements ... at least ones that result in marriages. But according to reports, the former star may have finally popped the question to his final rose recipient from that season. The Season Seven Bachelor revived his onscreen romance with Brice just last month after breaking up in 2007 ... after O'Connell refused to pop the question. According to E!, he hasn't made the same mistake twice. Or will make sure he doesn't. The wording is kind of vague as far as whether they're engaged yet. O'Connell himself said: "As far as marriage...

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Natalie White Outwits, Outlasts Russell Hantz on Survivor: Samoa Finale

We demand a recount! On last night's live finale of Survivor: Samoa, Natalie White was overwhelmingly voted the latest series champion. She takes home one million dollars for her efforts, even though most viewers agree that Russell Hantz controlled the game - and White, really - throughout the season. After the jury voted, Russell - who took home the $100,000 fan favorite prize for Player of the Season - said "the nice girl outwitted and outplayed" him. As often happens on Survivor, the contestants refused to reward the grand prize to the person that actually played the best game. Russell was shocked and disappointed by that decision. "It's...

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Kate Gosselin: So Alone, So Sad

Kate Gosselin always had trouble making friends. This was due in part to her abrasive, grating personality the time commitment of raising eight young children and being followed by a TV crew at all times. But now that she has officially divorced Jon Gosselin, and Jon & Kate Plus 8 (with its crew) is no more, the newly-single mom feels more alone than ever. "At night, when the kids are in bed, that's a lonely time for her," Kate's friend Jamie Ayers tells Life & Style. "That's when she calls me up and we chat." "It gets lonely when you're the only adult." Step it up, Steve Neild! Your girl is lonely! During the day, Kate Gosselin tries...

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Brittany Murphy's Home Contained Many Prescription Drugs; Star's Final Hours Detailed

Authorities do not suspect any foul play, but Brittany Murphywas taking prescription medication and very ill in the hours before she died of a heart attack Sunday. The actress was taking prescriptions for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. Murphy began vomiting early yesterday and became sick. In the home, various prescriptions were found written for Brittany Murphy, her husband Simon Monjack, and Brittany's mother. The amount of drugs? Not small. A source said, "There were a lot ... a lot of prescriptions in the house." Law enforcement sources say Brittany Murphy collapsed in the bathroom and ended up in the shower,...

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