The Bachelor Recap: Tenley and Vienna Survive

Jake Pavelka traveled to St. Lucia with his three remaining women on The Bachelor last night. Despite the best efforts of Gia Allemand and a last-ditch do-over request by Ali Fedotowsky, he narrowed the field to just two lucky ladies: Tenley Molzahn and Vienna Girardi. How did he arrive at this painstaking decision? As always, THG endured Jake's trials and tribulations on The Bachelor to recap the action in our point system: The "shocking return" of Ali Fedotowsky was the hyped event this week. She lies in bed with promotional pics of Jake that Mike Fleiss gave her when he wrote this. Or she printed online because she's a stalker....

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Spotted Again: Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera

Looks like this rumored pair is definitely on ... or at least hanging out a lot as "just friends" as she frequently likes to say, coyly, of various love interests. Singer Ryan Cabrera and The Hills star Audrina Patridge were seen cozying up at the opening of Delphine, a French bistro in the W Hotel in Hollywood. Body language looks couple-like, does it not? Do you think these two make an attractive pair? This is the third recent sighting of Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera, and hopefully it won't be the last. We could do without that hair (you're not Pauly D man), but he's a gigantic step up (or several) from that douche Justin-Bobby....

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Ronnie Magro: Homophobic Hothead

Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore seems likable enough, as long as you don't run into him and start talking $h!t on a Jersey Shore boardwalk right after last call. Dude unleashed a homophobic tirade during one of his many brawls last summer, spewing some absolutely revolting language during the violent altercation. The footage, which has just now come to light, was shot minutes before Ronnie's first brawl on Jersey Shore. The meathead guido got arrested if you recall. In the clip, Ronnie Magro and another bar patron can be seen talking trash to each other and then exchanging blows on the shore in front of their girlfriends. But in the new...

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden: Engaged!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, who have been together for several years and are already the parents of two adorable children, are getting married. Richie made the announcement Monday night on The Late Show. Madden followed it up with a confirmation Tweet: "Yep. i'm engaged. Very happy." Sums it all up right there. He adds: "Yeah we've been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same." A source tells Us Weekly of the pair: "Nicole and Joel are in the process of planning the wedding. She's very involved in every detail. She’s thrilled." The couple is expected to marry (for real this time)...

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Spencer: Heidi Montag Upset with Plastic Surgery

Heidi Montag is very upset, or at least was very upset initially, with her recent round of plastic surgery, her husband/pimp/publicist Spencer Pratt claims. The Hills star famously had 10 plastic surgery operations in one day, and despite claims that she loves the results, Spencer says she was far from pleased. "She came out of the hospital and the only thing she was saying was that the doctor better hide," Pratt said at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace. "She wasn't happy," Spencer reiterated. The aspiring pop star says she had "no idea" how painful all the ridiculous cosmetic procedures would be. Eh, you asked for it, now live with...

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Rumored Couple Alert: Brody Jenner & Avril Lavigne!

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner might not be a standard Hollywood coupe you might expect to materialize, but that's the rumor going around this week! According to E! News, the singer/rocker and The Hills star/club goer have been seeing each other, quietly, over the course of the last couple of weeks. "They're hooking up," an insider said, "but are keeping it low-key." Not so low-key that they haven't been seen in public, however. The pair, who both became single recently, were first spotted at Koi on February 4. According to a restaurant source, the "Sk8ter Boi" songstress and reality TV Casanova left together in the same car and continued...

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Britney Spears Marks Head-Shaving Anniversary

We often mark celebrity birthdays with photo tributes to our favorite stars, but on this 16th day of February, we're commemorating something even more special. Today is the 3rd anniversary of the day a rebellious, clinically depressed and by all accounts bat$h!t insane Britney Spears rolled into a salon and shaved her head. That was pretty awesome....

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Marriage Can Wait, Fun Cannot, Says Kim Kardashian

The Super Bowl has come and gone, the New Orleans Saints defeated the Indianapolis Colts and, still, Kim Kardashian does not have a diamond on her finger. A couple weeks ago, rumors had circulated that as soon as Reggie Bush won his championship ring, he'd follow up by placing a similar piece of jewelry - with a very different meaning - on his girlfriend's hand. Alas, Kim is still single, but she sounds perfectly fine with that arrangement. “I’ve been married before I was 19 and I want to take my time," she said in Las Vegas on Valentine's Day. "There are rumors like, ‘Kim is pressuring him,’ and there is none of that at all, I really...

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In Vogue: Emilie de Ravin and Robert Pattinson

"Rob and Emilie are gifted actors who really like each other. And the movie reveals them in a whole new way."- Remember Me director, Allen Coulter Such praise for Robert Pattinson and Emile de Ravin's performance in this upcoming relationship drama has Twilight Saga fans both excited and worried. Excited because this is an opportunity to see Pattinson in a new, hot light; worried because on-set rumors hinted at a romance between Robert and Emile that went beyond the script. We doubt that's true, though, because Pattinson hates vaginas. He also seems committed to Kristen Stewart. But Rob and Emile are featured in the latest issue of...

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Happy Birthday, Ice-T!

Ice-T turns 52 today, but fans need not worry about getting him a present. The rapper-turned-actor's wife purchased a gift for him years ago: cartoon-sized breasts, as evidenced by the following photo of Ice and Coca... Other birthdays boys include John McEnroe (51) and Kim Jong-il (69). Check out our celebrity birthday calendar now to see when your favorite stars turn a year older. Then, send in your best wishes to today's honorees, with the exception of Kim Jong-il. That guy sucks....

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The Situation Keeping All Options Open

"It's not a question of whether we'll hook up, it's just a matter of when I decide." - Mike Sorrentino, a.k.a. The Situation, on housemate Sammi Giancola. While the Jersey Shore star was overconfident about his prospects regarding the potential hookup described above, he does enjoy success with the girls. But is Mike Sorrentino trying to find The One? The Situation says that despite his playboy persona, he’s keeping romantic options open in homes that Mrs. Sorrentino will walk through the (club) door. “I’m definitely looking,” he told People. “You’ve seen me looking.” A better term might be creepin'. The Situation is not afraid to reveal...

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Ali Fedotowsky "Shocked" By Jake Pavelka Rejection

fedotowsky made an emotional call to Jake Pavelka. Or at least held a phone to her ear and pretended to cry. One week after she left The Bachelor for professional reasons, the 25-year-old made a passionate plea to return Monday. Jake reluctantly shot her down. Ali explained that she couldn't sleep or focus on work, and that she made a huge mistake. She says she was "pretty shocked" Jake didn't want her back. "One of the reasons it was OK for me to leave was because I thought if he really cares about me, then he is going to come and find me," Ali laments. She tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview Tuesday that she thought he'd "fly to...

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Chynna Phillips Heads to Rehab, Attempts to Hold On

You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness (no, baby!). You got yourself into your own mess... Let your worries pass you by. When Chynna Phillips sang these words in the 1990 classic "Hold On," who knew they would sort of apply to own situation two decades later? As this former member of the all-female group Wilson Phillips checks herself into rehab this week, there's just one difference between these lyrics and her personal crisis: Chynna can pretty much blame half-sister of Mackenzie Phillips for all her issues. Last September, Mackenzie told the world about her incestuous sexual relationship with her father. The ramifications of...

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Who Would You Rather: MILF Edition!

Mary-Louise Parker and Julie Bowen don't simply star on two popular TV shows. They also star in the hearts, minds and fantasies of men everywhere. The former anchors Showtime's Weeds, a long-running series that has lost a bit of momentum in recent seasons, but that's through no fault of Parker's. The 45-year old actress is akin to a fine wine: she gets better with age. Bowen, meanwhile, turns 40 next month. She's a key part of a Modern Family cast that cracks us up every Wednesday night on ABC. Both these women are others and sex symbols, a rare combination in Hollywood. Compare them below and then cast your all-important vote... Who...

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John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer

We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week. In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs. Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it. "Dear John," the upstanding firm reached out. "We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine ... We learned how you make...

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THG on TV: More Than Just Bachelor Banging

Jake Pavelka scored with THREE different women last night, each one in love with the pilot and each willing to truly open up to him in the Chris Harrison-sponsored fantasy suite... if you know what we mean! But The Bachelor wasn't the only show that aired a new episode, it was just the most poorly-scripted one. Below, our pals at TV Fanatic have reviewed a variety of other dramas. Click on each link to get caught up... Lux totally threw it down on Life Unexpected.A politician made his presence felt on Greek.There was a suicide and a possible murder admission on Damages.You'll never believe this, but the nuclear rods are still on the loose...

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Blake Lively Nude in Playboy: Coming Soon?

The National Enquirer claims Gossip Girl star Blake Lively wants to drop her teenybopper image ... by dropping her pants and everything else for Playboy. Please, National Enquirer. Let this be one of your Rielle Hunter or Rachel Uchitel scoops and not one of your erroneous reports about Brangelina's demise. The mostly disreputable celebrity gossip rag says Blake won't be coming cheap - the actress is asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare all for the mag. The 22-year-old started to consider posing nude after making the movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. She sort of had a creepy nude scene in that. Is Playboy the next big career move...

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Will Betty White Host Saturday Night Live?

It's a golden age for one Golden Girl. Over the past year, Betty White has co-starred in a hit movie (The Proposal); appeared in a Super Bowl commercial; and received a lifetime achievement from the Screen Actors Guild. The 88-year old is suddenly in a more sought after commodity than Megan Fox nude photos. Nowhere is this more evident than on Facebook: Over 330,000 users have signed an online petition that aims to get White as a host of Saturday Night Live. What does the actress think of this movement? "I don't even know where that came from," she told People. "That just came out of left field. It's ridiculous. I don't think Lorne Michaels...

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Tiger Woods' Move-in Attempt: Rejected By Elin!

Embattled golfer Tiger Woods wanted to move back in with his estranged wife, Elin Nordegren only to be denied by the Swedish stunner, according to reports. “Tiger wants her to move back home with him but so far she has said no,” a source close to the situation said. “She’s not ready. She just doesn’t trust him.” Funny how that works when you had 12 different mistresses. That we know of. The alleged Tiger Woods sex tape bandits aren't even included in that tally! Elin has adjusted to life without Tiger, sources say. She's fully content spending time with their two small children and displaying no sign of the stress that had been a constant...

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The Allure of Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was recently described as sexual napalm by John Mayer. While she didn't address the truth of that statement in the new issue of Allure (unfortunately), she did reference the douchebag singer on one occasion. "He didn't make me go brunette," she says of her past hair color. "John doesn't get the credit. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit." Oh, SNAP! Jessica Simpson is a globe-trotting beauty spy. Apparently. Jessica says she isn't bitter at her exes, particularly Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, of whom she says, "I'm still a fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on." Her career isn't what it once...

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Kendra Wilkinson Offers Obvious Weight Loss Tips

No one on the planet would want to laugh like Kendra Wilkinson, but we can't blame many women for wanting a body like this former Playboy cover girl. With that in mind, the busty blonde has offered up the following, top-secret weight loss tips to OK! Weekly. How could Kendra have supposedly lost 25 pounds in eight weeks, without "going overboard and cutting everything out?" By taking these pieces of advice... Eat Breakfast: It's the most important meal of the day! “I have strawberry or peach yogurt; cereal and fruit; or a smoothie, so I’m not hungry and I feel energized," she said. Don't Weigh Yourself: “Chart your progress with how ...

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You Tell 'Em, Adam Lambert!

Yet another reason to heart Adam Lambert... The singer stood up against cell phone abuse last night, actually stopping mid-song during a concert in New York City and telling an audience member (politely) to stop screaming into her phone. Play the clip below and listen closely. You can hear a fan echo our feelings about Adam, near the end of his well-deserved interruption: Oh my God, I love him... Hush! This is an example of why it's way too early to compare Andrew Garcia to Adam, as Kara DioGuardi had the gall to do last week. Lambert brings more than just a great voice to every show. He brings charisma, charm and an upfront attitude that is almost unheard of in Hollywood....

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Mischa Barton Just Wants to Get High, Man

The Beautiful Life? Hardly. Mischa Barton, whose career has fallen on some hard times of late, was spotted driving erratically around town for hours yesterday, talking on her cell phone. On one occasion, the actress, who was recently sued for unpaid rent by her NYC landlord, was seen making an obscene hand gesture to a fellow motorist. Mischa then pulled over to smoke weed before heading into Joan's on Third for a late lunch with a mystery male friend (probably some D-list alt-rocker). According to reports, she proceeded to drive her huge convertible straight into a red curb, resulting in her having to back out in the middle of the street....

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Kim Kardashian Khristens New Kollection on NYC Katwalk

Finally proving to the world that she's more than a willing sex tape participant and arm candy for Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian walked the catwalk today during New York Fashion Week. The socialite showed off the clothing line she and her sisters have teamed up with Bebe to create - and those in attendance, such as Jenni "JWoWW" Farley, Adrienne Bailon and members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast - were impressed. "I thought it was absolutely amazing," Bailon, a family friend, told E! News. "I'm so proud of Kim. I think that they've done an amazing job, all the girls, and I love the fact that the clothing actually looks like what...

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Rozlyn Papa Calls Out The Bachelor, Chris Harrison

Rozlyn Papa, who was kicked off The Bachelor for an alleged relationship with a crew member, will be back for The Women Tell All special - with a vengeance. She returned to confront her accusers at the taping for the traditional pre-season finale Women Tell All special with a shocking accusation of her own this time. “I wasn’t nice to Chris Harrison,” the model said of The Bachelor host-pimp, who banished her for a supposed "inappropriate relationship" with Ryan Callahan. Of her non-relationship with Callahan, who was also canned, Rozlyn says “Everyone who knows me knows that it wasn’t true and it’s all kind of silly.” Rozlyn Papa says...

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Tila Tequila, Shawne Merriman Settle Lawsuits

Tila Tequila actually decided to avoid confrontation for once and end her legal war with her former boyfriend San Diego Chargers' linebacker Shawne Merriman. The NFL star and the ... whatever the hell she is settled dueling lawsuits they filed against each other stemming from a heated altercation back in November. The terms are confidential - also a first for Tila Tequila. She may now resume more important matters, like Tweeting about fake pregnancies, fiancees, baby daddies, stalkers, suicide attempts, adoptions and miscarriages. The one person Tila Tequila doesn't want attention from. Tequila said the football player grabbed her, choked...

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Sarah and Bristol Palin to Family Guy: You Suck!

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane now has something in common with Levi Johnston: both have been bitch slapped by the Palins. On Sunday night, Fox aired an episode of this popular sitcom that featured a girl with Down Syndrome, who said at one point: "My mom’s the former governor of Alaska." For a series known for crude and offensive humor, not much was actually made about the girl's state. Stewie uttered the occasional rude line, but Stewie always utters the occasional rude line. It almost seemed as though MacFarlane inserted the Palin reference in there just to court controversy - and, of course, the self-absorbed "politician" snatched...

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