It seems Christina and her breasts have been everywhere lately and everyone is happy about it, including women. Basically, she's a gorgeous, walking, talking threesome waiting to happen. Check out Christina's most recent display of hotness in Harper's Bazaar, in which she tests the structural integrity of some shirts.
For a pretty mellow guy, Edward Norton has played some totally badass characters. Norton does it once again this weekend as the title character "Stone," in which he plays a manipulative, convicted arsonist who attempts to con a parole officer played by Robert De Niro.
If you give Norton passes on "Death To Smoochy" and the romantic comedy "Keeping The Faith," pretty much all of his characters are tough, sharp individuals. And if you set aside their moral shortcomings, they're the type of guys who would be great to have backing you in a brawl. Here's our top six Norton characters to take to a fight.
Worm is a jerk. A loyal jerk, but a jerk nontheless. And he was never afraid to thrown down. Although Worm might do or say something stupid to make a bad situation worse, he's smart. Anyone who would try to pull a fast one on Russian mobsters has some serious balls, and we want those balls on our side.
Another loyal character, Monty didn't rat on his friends when questioned by police about his drug ring. Entering a bad situation before prison, Monty has his friend beat the crap out of him ("Make me ugly!") so he'd appear like a man to avoid in jail. We like that.
Can you imagine getting ready to throw down with a magician? Eisenheim could disappear then reappear right in a dude's face and then jack-slap the crap out of the poor dope. Not only would it be advantageous to have a magician with you in a fight, it would be highly amusing.
Prior to reforming himself in prison, Derek was a ruthless Neo-Nazi who who curb-stomped a guy. It's a pretty disturbing scene. While we absolutely do not subscribe to Derek's pre-incarceration ideology, he would be a good person to have on your side in a brawl (and a bad person to have against you).
"The madder Hulk gets, the stronger Hulk gets!" That's a remarkable advantage, right? As an added bonus, you could have Lou Ferrigno as a sideline cheerleader. The only reason Hulk doesn't take the top spot is because of the risk that Dr. Bruce Banner doesn't get sufficiently pissed off and slinks away from a conflict.
It's kind of a two for one deal here, and if that's a movie spoiler for you, it's your own fault. The Narrator (Jack) not only beat the crap out of himself, but after he took his licks in the blood-spattered basement, he (and Tyler) violently abused some dudes. If we ever found ourselves in a fight club we'd like to have one or both of these guys on our side.
The Carlos movie is a sensational hit of the exciting and sexy globe spanning ride through the life of one of the most enigmatic, violent, and fascinating personas of the 20th century. One man for two decades was one of the most wanted terrorists on the planet.
Between 1974 and 1994, he lived several lives under the various aliases, weaving his way through the international politics of the period. Known to the world as Carlos that Jackal, his resume of violent acts led to notoriety of the most extreme kind.
Release Date: October 15, 2010
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Starring: Edgar Ramirez, Christoph Bach, Alexander Scheer (II), Julia Hummer
Director: Olivier Assayas
Writer: Olivier Assayas, Dan Franck
Running Time: 5 hr. 25 min.
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Distributors: IFC Films
Official Website: IFCFilms.com/films/carlos
Photos: Not Available
Review: Not Available
Trailers: Carlos Trailer
Today’s Special is a heart warming comedy with culinary flavor, based on a sous chef who dreams of becoming the head chef at an upscale Manhattan restaurant. When he is passed over for a promotion he quits and lets his co worker know that he intends to go to Paris and apprentice under a master French chef. Dreams must be put aside however when his father has a heart attack and he is forced to take over the family business. His relationship with his parents and his heritage is immediately put to the test. He has been estranged from his father since the death of his older brother, and his mother as well.
Luckily, he crosses paths with a taxi driver that is also a passionate chef. The driver teaches him to trust his senses more than the recipes in order to stop measuring his life. And start by truly living it. He has a chance to rediscover his heritage and his passion for life through the enchanting art of cooking Indian food. The Today’s Special is a documentary that is full of passion and goes with the art of cooking.
Release Date: November 19, 2010
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Starring: Aasif Mandvi, Madhur Jaffrey, Jess Weixler, Naseeruddin Shah, Harish Patel
Director: David Kaplan
Writer: Aasif Mandvi, Jonathan Bines
Running Time: 1 hr. 39 min.
MPAA Rating: Not Rated
Distributors: Reliance Media
Official Website: TodaysSpecial.com
Photos: Not Available
Review: Not Available
Trailers: Not Available
The Tamara Drewe movie is a live action feature adaptation from the acclaimed novel Tamara Drewe. Drewe is a sexy flirt who returns to her small country village and stirs up dark passions among the locals. The novel itself is a collection of comic strips she first published in the UK the newspaper Guardian, which is a modern remaining of the classic novel Far from the Maddening crowd.
Although there isn’t a lot of information about this movie it will be released soon. The director is hoping it will go over well in theaters. This is the type of movie that will keep you on the edge of the seat and in suspense wondering what is going to happen next. The Tamara Drewe is definitely a movie for those individuals who love a good comedy and romance!
Release Date: October 8, 2010
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Starring: Gemma Arterton, Roger Allam, Dominic Cooper, Luke Evans, Tamsin Greig, Bill Camp
Director: Stephen Frears
Writer: Moira Buffini
Running Time: 1 hr. 49 min.
MPAA Rating: R for language and some sexuality.
Distributors: Sony Pictures Classics
Official Website: TamaraDreweMovie.com
Photos: Tamara Drewe Pictures
Review: Not Available
Trailers: Tamara Drewe Trailer
While a source close to the couple says the pair did not renew its vows in that country, Kutcher Tweeted that he and his wife are "sharing Love & Light while in Israel [and] asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences."
Might one of those difference be Ashton's desire to bang Brittney Jones on he and Moore's living room sofa?!?
Jonas hasn't been shy about her affair with Kutcher, texting friends about it, talking to Radar Online often and even saying the actor and Moore have an "open marriage."
But the couple has been on a strong, united front in public.
They've appeared at the Clinton Global Initiative and also spent time in Michigan on the set of Moore's upcoming film The Reasonable Bunch over the last couple weeks. Now, this trip to Israel.
We'll keep readers updated on whether or not their shared energy will forge the bonds necessary to grow old together.
When you think sneakers, names like Jordan, LeBron and Kobe quickly come to mind. You can now add Justin Bieber to that short list. That’s right, the Biebs apparently knows a thing or two about kicks.
The pop star and lord of the Twitterverse has been seen rocking Radii shoes quite a bit in the past few months. Bieber wore a pair of Radii Straight Jackets at the MTV Video Music Awards performance and he currently rocks Radii’s 420 Tops in his new “U Smile” video.
The 420 Tops, which retail for $95, feature a lightweight cupsole with EVA midsole, synthetic leather upper with velcro straps, an impact absorbing heel insert for superior comfort and optimal shoe flex, and a premium mesh liner for breathability and support.
Radiis have also been seen on the feet of the Black Eyed Peas, Jay Sean, Trey Songz and Jay-Z, among others. Get up close and personal pics of the 420 Tops and the Straight Jackets, which match with his new Beats by Dre headphones, after the jump.
+ Yeah, they're a tad moon-bootish, but hot if you know how to rock'em.
+ We know the Bieb's claimed the color, but something about a purple sole screams Prince to us.
Is there anything more annoying than a super hot famous woman talking about how she's not super hot at all? Sure there are, but that's the super annoying thing we're talking about today. Beautiful famous women are always talking about how ugly they are and it needs to stop. It annoys everyone, from the guys drooling over them to the women who envy them. Look, famous ladies, there's nothing wrong with being pretty. You don't have to be ashamed. And anyway, we'll let you in on a little secret: Men are simple-minded creature and we don't notice your flaws.
Jessica Alba, who has a long history of denying her hotness, recently told GQ UK, "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger... every actress out there is more beautiful than me." Oh brother. Look Jessica, we get that you might not be feeling good about your post-baby body but a little self-awareness is in order here. Every actress is more beautiful than you are? You do know that Tyler Perry is an actress, right?
Of couse, Jessica's not alone. Click below for seven more sexy celebs who think they look like the inside of a toilet bowl.
Jessica Alba
The quote: "Every actress out there is more beautiful than me." Via
Why it's absurd: Google Image search "ugliest actress" and you'll see that Jessica is delusional.
Scarlett Johansson
The quote: "I don't think of myself as sexy. I tend to see flaws in my appearance." Via
Why it's absurd: We've spent the past hour looking at every picture of Scarlett we could find and we still haven't found a flaw. Where are the flaws Scarlett? Where are they!?
Penelope Cruz
The quote: "I don't think I am beautiful. I can look good and I can look ugly." Via
Why it's absurd: Penelope Cruz is the hottest thing to come out of Spain since chorizo. The only way she'd look ugly is if her skin melted off of her face. Even then she'd have her charms.
Megan Fox
The quote: "I don’t think I'm a sexy, beautiful woman. I look like Ted Nugent in a black wig." Via
Why it's absurd: She's probably the most drooled over women in the world and unless she's been living in a cave for the past few years, she knows it. And she looks nothing like Ted Nugent. He's got guitars for arms.
Nicole Scherzinger
The quote: "I don't really see myself as sexy; I'm the biggest nerd I know." Via
Why it's absurd: Sorry Nicole, but we don't believe you at all. Women who don't think they're sexy don't take pictures that look like this. You're sexy Nicole, and you know it.
Salma Hayek
The quote: "I actually don't have a good body .. .If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull." Via
Why it's absurd: Salma's modesty is admirable, but it's also ridiculous. For her to suggest that she doesn't have a good body is like suggesting that the ocean isn't full of water; it's demonstrably false.
Emma Watson
The quote: "I find the whole concept of being 'sexy' embarrassing and confusing." Via
Why it's absurd: The only thing Emma has to be embarrassed about is playing the silly "I'm not sexy" card. Go find a nerd and ask him if you're sexy Emma. He probably won't be able to talk but he'll be thinking "YES!"
Carrie Underwood
The quote: "I don't consider myself sexy. I'm kind of a nervous person in general. I'm socially awkward.... Oh, and I burp a lot." Via
Why it's absurd: Guess what Carrie, being nervous, awkward and burpy is actually endearing. It makes you even sexier! Stop fighting it.
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