Shocking Fashion Alert: Snooki Gets Classy!?

We never thought we'd see the day, but of all the Snooki pictures we've seen, this is one we can actually say does not make her look trashy or ridiculous! Rather, she just looks pulled together and maybe - maybe! - even attractive. We don't want to push our luck, but the proof is in the Jersey Shore pudding. Us Weekly celebrity fashion director Sasha Charnin Morrison and Inside Edition recently paired up to dress Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi down, and they succeeded. The final result: a glam, pulled together pony tail, low-key makeup and a tasteful shift dress. She didn't really take well to it, but we think that's a plus. "I feel like my...

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Death of Daniel Kerrigan Ruled a Homicide

Nancy Kerrigan's father's death late last month has been ruled a homicide, according to the Middlesex County (Mass.) Chief Medical Examiner. According to the findings, Daniel Kerrigan died from cardiac dysrhythmia after suffering a neck injury during a physical altercation at his home. The Coroner reports that the 70-year-old Daniel suffered a cartilage fracture to the larynx area, which was exacerbated by heart disease. As we previously reported, Nancy's brother Mark Kerrigan faces one charge of assault and battery on an elder with serious bodily injury. Nancy Kerrigan won medals in figure skating at the '92 and '94 Olympics/ The investigation...

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Christina Aguilera: Made Up or Made Down?

She's a woman of many looks, dressing like a sexy boxer for the music video "Dirrty" and like a burlesque singer other times. But no matter what kind of outfit Christina Aguilera chooses, a couple things remain the same: this is a gorgeous artist with a cute son and a beautiful voice. We can't just leave it at that, however. What fun would that be? For her next video, or her next night, out, Christina might be choosing between the contrasting styles below and she needs your help. Which do you prefer?...

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Deadliest Catch Captain Phil Harris Dies at 53

Captain Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie on Deadliest Catch has died. Sons Jake and Josh Harris broke the news on the Discovery Channel show's official site, where updates on Harris had been posted since his January 30 stroke. "It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to our dad - Captain Phil Harris. Dad has always been a fighter and continued to be until the end. For us and the entire crew, he was someone who never backed down." "We will forever remember and celebrate that strength. Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers. - Jake and Josh Harris" Harris, who was 53, was based out of Seattle, suffered a stroke during an...

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Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is really interested in becoming Mrs. Doug Reinhardt. Why, we have absolutely no idea, but she's making no secret about her intentions. The hotel heiress has already dropped hints about wanting to marry The Hills regular, but she took it to a whole new level this past weekend in L.A. "I'd like to thank my future sister-in-law Casey [Reinhardt]," Hilton said from the podium while accepting an award from the Hearts for Hope benefit. Doug wasn't there, but both his mom and sister - who you may recall from Laguna Beach as a classmate of Lauren Conrad and Kristin Cavallari - were. Talk about dropping hints: "At one point, Paris...

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American Idol Rundown: Ellen, Female Contestants, Guitars Rule Hollywood

Thank goodness it's Hollywood week on American Idol. Goodbye embarrassing contestants, hello major talent! Before we get to that talent, however, let's also greet Ellen DeGeneres... with open arms. Wasn't she great on her first night as a judge? The comedian was funny (we loved when she had singers moving all around the stage before letting each one through), but also fresh and straightforward. Ellen won't be Paula Abdul 2.0, sugarcoating every critique and covering up bad performances by telling the contestants how nice they look. She'll bring the criticism, but in a humorous fashion, such as when she told one dude his routine "scared"...

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Emilio Masella: Snooki Shagger, Juiced-Up Guido

Snooki has found love. With a personal trainer at Gold’s Gym in New Haven, Connecticut. Anybody out there the slightest bit surprised with this development? Didn't think so. The "lucky" man is 21-year-old Emilio Masella, also known as Emilio Antonio. “We met on Facebook over a year ago,” Masella tells People. “We started talking online again before the show even started airing and started hanging out again.” A few days ago, Masella said he and Snooki, also known as Nicole Polizzi, began being "exclusive." “We have a lot in common,” he says. “Our features, I think." "It’s really weird but we do [look alike]. It’s cute though!” Just the...

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George W. Bush Billboard Asks: Miss Me Yet?

Rumors are swirling that if you drive down I-35 in Minnesota, you'll see a billboard featuring a smiling George W. Bush accompanied by the question "Miss me yet?" This was initially discredited as a photoshopped hoax, but it's real. But the dual mysteries surrounding who paid for the ad, and their motivation, remain. Are they Obama supporters sarcastically hoping to remind people about George W., or Bush fans sincerely yearning for the "good" days of the past administration? Mary McNamara, the manager at the Minneapolis office of Schubert & Hoey Outdoor Advertising, the company which owns and leases out the billboard, says: "The ad...

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Tila Tequila Pretends To Be Stalked

Lying about pregnancy is sooooo last week. The new attention-grabbing fad? Inventing a stalker! Isn't that right, Tila Tequila? With buzz dying down over her fake baby, the extraordinarily troubled celebrity has resorted to a new story in order to remain in the news: someone is supposedly stalking her. Police cars were summoned to Tila's San Fernando Valley house yesterday, as they responded to a distress call from the reality TV star. She claimed there was a man in a car sitting outside her property and that he had been there for two weeks. In a stunning turn of events, though, officers searched the scene and found no trace of anyone....

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Dr. Conrad Murray: Back to Work!

Dr. Conrad Murray, who was charged with involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson, is planning on returning to everyday life while awaiting trial. The doctor will soon be back at work, Dr. Murray's spokesperson, Miranda Sevcik, confirmed. The Houston-based physician will be heading back there shortly. "Dr. Murray is still in L.A. He is planning to leave to go back to work in a few days," she said. Why anyone would see that dude as a patient, we can't imagine. Conrad Murray posted $75,000 bail and slipped out of court Monday, dodging an angry mob of Michael Jackson fans that greeted him outside his arraignment. Judge Keith...

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Ali Fedotowsky: Returning to The Bachelor?

Will Ali Fedotowsky return to The Bachelor after her dramatic, not-at-all-staged exit on Monday's "shocking" episode? All signs obviously point to a contrived yes. Ali, a 25-year-old advertising account manager with Facebook in San Francisco, Ca., abruptly left at the end of this week's Bachelor episode to return to her position. After Fedotowsky's boss gave her an ultimatum - quit the show or lose your job - Bachelor star Jake Pavelka wouldn't "guarantee" he'd give her the final rose. So Ali up and left ... but for how long?!? "We haven't seen or heard the last from Ali," host / pimp Chris Harrison says. "I think everyone saw that it...

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John Mayer Refers to Jessica Simpson as "Sexual Napalm," Uses the N Word

In a new interview with Playboy, John Mayer makes sure to say that he's NOT a douchebag. He then spends the entire interview proving why so many people consider him to be a giant douchebag. We'll let Mayer dig his own douchey grave below, as he recounts what it was like to sleep with Jessica Simpson and why he and Jennifer Aniston broke up... On sex with Simpson: That girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy... It was like sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*ckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*ck you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f*cking you.'" On Aniston: That...

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Kourtney Kardashian: Betrayed by Scott Disick?!?

While Kim Kardashian is off celebrating the Saints Super Bowl victory with Reggie Bush, it sounds like her sister has far more pressing issues to deal with in her relationship. If you believe skeezy supermarket tabloids, that is. The latest issue of In Touch Weekly claims Kourtney has been betrayed - sorry, BETRAYED! - by her baby's daddy, Scott Disick. As you can see, the cover claims that Scott was caught with another woman and Kourtney discovered suspcious text messages on his phone, Elin Nordegren style. The odds of either of these stories being backed up with evidence? Lower than Jake Pavelka actually marrying this season's winner...

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Angelina Jolie Visits Haiti, Is Awesome

Yesterday, we showered Angelina Jolie with praise due to her personal involvement in so many charitable causes, the latest of which being the earthquake in Haiti. For irrational, jealous reasons, however, many haters commented that Jolie only pretends to care about the less fortunate because it helps her image. There's no proof of this, merely the assumption that someone who once acted strangely (i.e. wore a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck) couldn't possibly have a selfless bone in her body. We find this narrow-minded and absurd. But even if we were to grant the premise that Jolie has ulterior motives for her actions,...

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Seriously, Extra?!?

While Tiger Woods tries to piece his life back together, isn't it nice to see his most famous mistress using her promiscuity to land a new job? Sources confirm that Extra has hired Rachel Uchitel as a special correspondent. Her qualifications as a reporter? She has slept with Woods, Derek Jeter and Bones star David Boreanaz. Said a representative for this shameless entertainment news program: "A very special episode of 'The Hot List' airs this coming weekend on Extra Weekend, including Rachel Uchitel as "Extra's" 'ultimate insider,' who will report on what's hot in Hollywood on this week's episode." Insert your preferred, easy punchline...

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Hailey Glassman: Bashing Jon Gosselin, Throwing Birthday Bash

In news only slightly less weird and relevant than Rachel Uchitel being hired by Extra, Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman is throwing a huge 23rd birthday bash in NYC. Hailey, whose big day is February 19, pokes fun at the age difference between her and Jon on her party invitation, titled "Black out or get out." We don't really get it. She sent the invite to more than 3,000 people on Facebook. "Come out and party for my 23rd. I may be turning 23, but I feel like 32. Come help me remember what it's like to be 23, aka young and fabulous again," she writes. The newly single Hailey Glassman just wrapped a photo shoot for Steppin' Out magazine...

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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler: On (Again)?

Are Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler back together? Are they even together at all? Were they ever apart? These questions are all very much unclear. Well, to us anyway. Star has no problem asserting that Jen and Gerard are once again an item ... even if they probably never really were to start with. Apparently The Bounty Hunter co-stars are holed up in a $9,000/night suite, and have been sipping margaritas - wait, wait for it - at night! OMFG! It's her "second chance romance" in Mexico, after all, and she's making the most of it. You can pretty much cement their status as a couple now... IT'S ON AGAIN: Was it ever off? Is it really...

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Levi Johnston: Coming to Desperate Housewives?

Levi Johnston is reportedly set to guest star on Desperate Housewives. Yes, we're serious. This rumor hasn't been confirmed, but we didn't make it up, either. Sources say the almost-son-in-law of Sarah Palin has landed a multiple-episode guest role on the long-running ABC drama. The reason why? A certain Cherry. No, not the fact that he popped the cherry of Bristol Palin. Desperate Housewives creator March Cherry met Levi at the 2008 Republican National Convention. A member of the Log Cabin Republicans, Marc has been intrigued by the possibility of a guest-starring role for him ever since. Looks like now may be the time! Morning show...

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Idol Chatter: Kara DioGuardi Stands Up for Ellen DeGeneres

As recounted in our American Idol rundown from last night, we thought Ellen DeGeneres made an outstanding debut as a judge. She was fresh, funny and didn't try to overshadow the contestants. From most of what we've read online, almost all television critics agree with that assessment. So we found it odd that Kara DioGuardi spoke to E! News today and defended her new cohort from attacks on her Idol premiere, attacks we weren't aware existed. "How it's edited and what you see is very different from my experience," Kara said. "I remember just thinking she was very funny and critical and had heart... It's edited in a specific way. It has...

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Jersey Shore: Creepin' on South Beach in Season 2!

Brace yourself for massive amounts of GTL. Break out the hair gel and tight clothing. Double the police detail on Collins Ave. The Jersey Shore cast cometh. Season 2 of Jersey Shore will film in South Beach, according to reports, rather than, say, New Jersey. Rumor is the gang will live in a house off Lincoln Road. Tanning bed, duck phone and Italian flags included. Filming is slated to start in May. Rumors that Jersey Shore might set up shop in Miami intensified after producers asked to film at the city's hot Mynt Lounge. Presumably, permission was granted. Who wouldn't want Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Vinny, Ronnie, Sammi, J-Woww...

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Tenley Molzahn: Bachelor Sweetheart or Prude, Manipulative B!tch?

Is Tenley Molzahn the sweet, genuine cutie she appears to be on The Bachelor? Not according to her ex-husband's mistress, to whom he is now engaged! One of Bachelor Jake Pavelka's frontrunners all season and one of his final three heading down the stretch, Tenley is a fan favorite ... but for how long? Tenley Molzahn has won much sympathy from Jake and fans by noting that her previous marriage ended after her ex, Ryan Natividad, cheated on her. But the "alleged" other woman who came between their marriage, which lasted just 15 months, says Tenley isn't "the sweet girl everyone thinks." She's also a manipulative ... and a prude. Tenley...

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Nicole Forrester Accuses Josh Duhamel of Possibly Making Like John Edwards

According to Nicole Forrester, there's a 95% chance Josh Duhamel is doing a great impression of former Presidential candidate John Edwards. According to THG, of course, there's 99.99999% chance Nicole Forrester is full of crap. The Georgia-based stripper - who claimed in November that she regretted telling the tabloids about her affair with the actor... yet is now milking the allegation for loads of cash - tells The National Enquirer that she's with child. "Yes, I'm pregnant. Yes, it's probably Josh's. I haven't decided what I'm going to do," Forrester told the newspaper this week. How confident is Nicole that Duhamel is the father? 95...

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Rielle Hunter: Cheating on John Edwards with Jeff Goldblum?

John Edwards is a bad person. He knocked up some weird videographer while married to his lovely, cancer-stricken wife, the mother of his three children. He then tried to lie his way out of this, engaging in a huge cover-up potentially aided by funds donated to his campaign for President of the United States. That's hard to top, but perhaps what goes around comes around. At the same time Rielle Hunter was doing him, she too was reportedly having an affair ... ... with Jeff Goldblum! The Law & Order: Criminal Intent star met Rielle in 2006 at the Playhouse West acting school and repertory theater in N. Hollywood, where he teaches. "Jeff...

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