Joanna Krupa Is Pretend Marriage Material

Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa doing some sort of promotional garbage or something along those lines, let’s be honest, nobody really cares as long as she looks the way she does. She could be drowning puppies in her own urine and I’d still want to introduce her to my parents… And then after we live together for a few years, and sort out the bathroom situation, we can move on to the next level....

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Nicole Scherzinger Makes Her Sexy Face

Now that former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is going to be on Dancing WIth The Stars I assume we’re going to see more pictures of her going to parties or leaving parties or going to the gym or leaving the gym… You get the idea. So I thought I would get things started with some pictures of her making hot sexy faces and showing off her cleavage after leaving some party the other night. I know it’s not much, but it’s a start. Enjoy....

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Cheryl Tweedy Will Soon Be Mine

The recent news that Cheryl Tweedy was leaving her two-timing footballer husband was awesome, but it threw my crotch for a loop… A sexy, friction burned loop. Now what do I do? I’ve loved her from a far for so long that I wouldn’t know where to begin if we actually met face to face. Which is highly possible because she’s single and I’m single so we probably go to the same dating sites. Here she is posing for her profile picture in a sweet boob centric top and some leather pants. I cant wait until we meet, I’ll be the one wearing the top h...

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Rihanna Can’t Hide All The Goods

After yesterday’s post featuring Rihanna hiding her lady bits while getting out of a car in a little skirt, I thought that maybe that was the end of her provocative outfits. I was wrong. Alright, so this outfit is more silly looking than provocative, but she’s showing off quite a bit of cleavage and it’s kinda see through so it will do for now. I don’t know what else to tell you… Boobs. Enj...

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Fergie Is Flexible

These are a couple of pretty lame pictures of Fergie in Cosmopolitan magazine. Yes she’s doing a nice little stretch and yes she seems to almost be able to put her leg behind her head like any good stripper should, which is hot. And yet, here I am bored out of my mind. There have got to be some better stripper moves she could have attempted. My favorite is the one where they crawl around naked picking up the dollar bills. That would have been hot. Next Ti...

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Kate Gosselin Takes Her Sweater Puppies For A Walk

I’m really annoyed that this Kate Gosselin mess is going to be on Dancing WIth The Stars, because that means we’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of this garbage. Alright, I’ll admit that her sweater twins make a pretty handsome couple, but the rest of her needs a lot of work. I know that sounds terrible because she’s had about a dozen kids already and the human body can only take so much, but that’s why baby Jesus invented plastic surgeons. Anyhow, Try not to focus on her fa...

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Lindsay Lohan’s Misleading Cleavage

I feel cheated by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan. When I uploaded them I didn’t realize that she had some sort of flesh tone body stocking on under her sweet little top. What a rip off. I thought I was going to have a few great shots of Lindsay’s Impressive chesticles to finish off the week, instead all I get is a mouthful of lycra and disappointment. And what the hell is she doing DJing? I bet these were taken in her rec room. Anyhow, Obviously she’s still hot and I’d still like to make a few half blogger half pretend lesbian babies with her. Call me....

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Audrina Patridge Is Sexy Roller Girl

Earlier this week I had some sweet pictures of Audrina Patridge in her bikini for FHM which I thought were pretty damn hot. Now I’ve got some even hotter behind the scenes pictures of her in a tank top, bikini bottoms and roller-skates. This is what I imagine all the women in heaven are wearing. Imagine slow motion video of her fake boobies rolling down a bumpy road. Jesus! I’m going to take a nap in the hopes that I’ll dream about these pictures. Enj...

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Audrina Patridge Skates and Bikini Photos

Audrina Patridge seems to be immune to the cold, and even in the dead of winter she’s always walking around in a bikini. Except that this morning she wasn’t walking, but skating. Audrina left her West Hollywood house early today to work her fantastic body, perched on top of some old fashioned white and pink skates, and dressed in bikini bottoms and a little purple top. Sadly she had a bra under her top keeping us from getting a better view of her nipples. Otherwise we would have been able to get some fantastic pokey pictures of her (it was in the low 50’s in Los Angeles this morning; I checked). May be next time she’ll forget that pesky bra!...

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Pamela Anderson will Dance

It’s official: Pamela Anderson WILL be on Dancing With The Stars in its new season. The announcement was made today by the show’s powers that be, and Pam, who’s currently in Kent, England, filming a commercial for Walkers Crisps, was notified via a phone call. Regarding the happy news, Pam said: I’m having the best time, this will keep me out of trouble. It’s stimulation, mentally, physically and emotionally. It has my focus and I’ve always wanted to learn how to dance. Maybe I’ll get in shape as well. This is a leap of faith. I’ll learn a life skill. I’m a romantic, I’m putting my heart into this. Apparently it’s been settled for a while, but...

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Travis Barker Reveals New DJ AM Memorial Tattoo

Travis Barker revealed his new DJ AM In Memo Travis and Adam Goldstein were the only survivors of a terrifying plane crash in September 2008. Travis was burned badly and Adam walked around in major pain a neck brace for months. He survived that horrible ordeal only to suffer a relapse and die of an overdose last August. He was 36. The tattoo features an angel praying beneath the words “In Memory of DJ AM.” ...

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Is America Ready For Tokio Hotel? Nylon TV Video

Chances are if you are over 30 years-old, you’ve missed the whole Tokio Hotel thing. The German band featuring twin brothers Bill and Tom Kaulitz have a huge European and MySpace fanbase (read: young) but haven’t quite managed to cross over onto the mainstream US rock scene. I’m not sure why they haven’t gotten any US radio play. They have everything we love in our pop/rock stars. Tons of catchy songs, an edgy European style and an effeminate lead singer that makes Adam Lambert look like Rambo. Tokio Hotel might just see some US success soon, they’ve been included on the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack with a song called Strange. Here’s a cool Nylon TV video of the boys talking about their influences..etc. Be warned…it’s unbelievably easy to hypnotized by the mohawked...

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“Make Me A Supermodel” Star To Pose Nude In Playgirl

Did you watch season 1 of Bravo’s Make Me A Supermodel? Remember the sweet bromance between gay Ronnie Kroell and married prison guard Ben? Early in the season Ronnie admitted to having a crush on married Ben and that blossomed into an almost too sweet relationship between the two models. The host of the show even gave the boys shirts that said BRONNIE. Neither of the boys won that season and while Ronnie pursued his modeling career, presumably it isn’t going well if he’s getting naked for Playgirl. A Playgirl spokesperson confirms that Ronnie Kroell, who was a contestant in Season 1 of the Bravo TV show, is...

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Sneak Peek: Lady Gaga ‘Telephone’ Video Picture

Everyone is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s upcoming video for “Telephone“. The video will pick up where the storyline of the “Paparazzi” video left off. The video will follow Gaga behind bars where she is eventually rescued by Beyonce. The details of the release date for the video are sketchy but most sources say it should drop March 8. Just a few minutes after posting this photo from the video on Twitter, it had over 55,000 views! “RING RING It is coming little monsters,” Gaga wrote. **Side note: ‘Little Monsters’ is what Gaga calls her fans. ...

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Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight Together Again?

It’s about time that the bells of a reconciliation ring. And so far they keep ringing loud because it looks like the bad rift between Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight is finally over after many years. The happy father and daughter have been seen together in many places including Venice. And Jon seems to be having a grand old time with the Jolie-Pitt clan. In Venice, Jon even joined the entire family for a trip down Venice canals. Very different than the last few years when Angelina didn’t even acknowledge him or listen to his please to reconcile. We’re not sure what set off the reconciliation mode, but we’re certainly glad they did. A...

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Brittany Murphy’s Will Ditches Husband Simon Monjack

The official conclusion is now that Brittany Murphy’s estate left everything to her mother and completely excluded her husband Simon Monjack. According to reports, Brittany wrote the will back in 2007, before she had married Simon and the will was stored in her manager’s safe. Simon tells us he wasn’t surprised at this finding and in fact, he says he encouraged Brittany to add a line to the will that stated “I am married to Simon Monjack who I have intentionally left out of this will,” he said. Yeah, but we don’t know what to believe when it comes to you Simon. You’ve created lots of doubts in our heads with your mysterious actions. And of all...

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Vera Farmiga Wonders if ‘Up In the Air’ Was Worth It

Although Vera Farmiga got the Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination for her role in “Up in the Air”, she can’t help but wonder if it was worth it. Just two weeks prior to the start of the film’s production, Vera had given birth to a baby boy named Flynn. Vera had to make the tough decision to leave her newborn and work on the role, which she didn’t know then, would be a life changing one. Of her decision Vera said, “I could never reclaim these first precious moments of maternity.[But] I needed to pay my mortgage. It wasn’t an option. I had to do the role.” And on top of that, not only had she just given birth, but she needed to play sexy opposite...

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Real Housewife of Orange County Cheating?

Aw Vicky! You’ve disappointed us. Vicky Gunvalson, reality star of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” started out in the series being a mean bitch. Then over this current season we started to understand and bond with her and started hating on them other hos she hangs with. But this recent report knocks her off the tiny, cheap pedestal we put her on. According to sources, Vicky was in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico recently and she was seen making out with some twenty five year old dude. The dude, Mike Pullin, said, “Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl. We clicked immediately and danced to rock ‘n’ roll by Bon...

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Rihanna Sued by Personal Trainer

Stupid celebrities make stupid mistakes. And Rhianna isn’t quite a bright light bulb judging from her behavior trying to almost protect that loser abuser Chris Brown. In any case, Rhianna is being sued by her former trainer, Cindy Percival, who claims Rhianna owes her some cash. How much? $26,144.44 and she’s suing mad. According to Cindy the trainer, she charges $1500 per day. That’s your first mistake right there Rhianna, paying that. Why would you need to pay someone that much? Surely there are just as good ones for a bit less? Trainer Cindy is also suing for $2,644.14 in travel expenses after going to Europe with Rhianna. So, why don’t you...

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How Many Guys has Megan Fox Slept With?

Talk about slut! Megan Fox revealed the answer to the question we’ve all been dying to know: Just how many guys have you slept with Megan Fox? “I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” Megan told some magazines. “My childhood sweetheart and Brian.” What? That’s it? Just two? Amazing. Megan has been dating Brian Austin Green on and off since 2004. She explains “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” Perhaps some tequila or some vodka was never around during those nights out? Well, we’ll say we believe it. Until some crazy, raunchy sex video...

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Heidi Montag’s Doctor Says ‘No’ to More Plastic Surgeries

The plastic surgeon dude that recently performed ten surgical procedures on Heidi Montag is speaking out. After doing the surgeries that included breast implants, brow lifts, fat injections, and cause the entertainment community to refer to Heidi as Frankenheidie, Dr. Frank Ryan now says he wouldn’t perform anymore surgery on his plastic patient. “There’s really nothing to do!” the limelight seeking so called doctor told Us Magazine at a recent pre-Oscar party. “I told Heidi that, ‘What are you going to do? You’re done!”. Yeah, but that’s not what she thinks. She still thinks her triple D boobs are small. Doctor Frank also told the magazine that...

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Woman Claims She had Ménage a Trois With Charlie Sheen & Wife

As if cocaine, alcohol and rehab weren’t enough for proud parents Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, now there are allegations they had three way sex with some woman who is spilling the beans. Supposedly, the women will be coming forward soon to give us all more juicy details. Well, let’s hope they’re juicy. In any case, a source is blabbing that, “Brooke is bisexual. She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.” But the worst allegation was that “Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them”. Okay, ménage a trios, fine. But getting hooked on crack, abusing alcohol...

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Penny Marshall’s Secret Cancer Battle

It is always sad to report about someone who is very ill. Penny Marshal has not really gone public, but all the reports that come ins say she has been battling cancer for a while and so far her results have not been encouraging. A close family friend explained to the Enquirer, “Penny has followed doctors’ orders, but she’s telling worried friends and family that if her treatment does not start to show signs of improvement within the next few weeks she’s ready to give up. Even with the possibility of undergoing a liver transplant, Penny was told that she could die within a year because of the cancer’s spread,” said the family source....

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So How Does Brazil Really Feel About Paris Hilton

In a country where tiny dental floss bikinis are the norm, and where people parade around nearly naked during the annual carnival, there are still some boundaries. And one of them is Paris Hilton…apparently. It seems Paris latest commercial has offended the Brazilian government and caused a stir. It’s all a result of a beer ad Paris appears in. In it, Paris rubs a can of Devassa (which translates to “naughty”) Beer on herself while people look through her window. But a spokesperson for Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs says , “It’s an ad that devalues women – in particular, blond women,” and they would like it off the air. Another government...

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Lindsay Lohan Thinks Rehab is a Like a Vacation

Leave it to the brain surgeon Lindsay Lohan to say real intelligent things. Recently the genius talked about her stints with rehab because of substance and alcohol abuse. Some were voluntary. Some were ordered by a court. But ditzy Lohan told a British magazine recently she likes the process because she gets to meet new people. “The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that,” Lindsay told the magazine. “And it was like a vacation. love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s...

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Paris Hilton Looks Swell

Paris Hilton tweeted this overdeveloped photo of herself in a bikini today.It seems Paris is an even bigger star now than in her 2006 heyd...

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Dr. Drew's Alleged Stalker Pleads Not Guilty

Dr. Drew Pinsky's alleged stalker Charles Pearson just pled not guilty to six felonies -- one count stalking and five counts of criminal threats.During Pearson's arraignment, which took place moments ago in Pasadena, CA, his bail was upped to $400,000.A protective order was also issued, which states Pearson must stay 500 yards away from Dr. Drew, his wife and children for three years.Pearson -- who was arrested on Wednesday at Pierce College in Woodland Hills after he allegedly sent Dr. Drew threatening messages over the Internet -- is due back in court on March ...

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Big Ben's Agent -- Skeptical of Motive

Ben Roethlisberger's agent has just released a statement about the sexual assault investigation involving his client -- in which he claims the allegation "appears to be dismissed."Ben's agent, Ryan Tollner, told ProFootballTalk.com, "Last night, Ben and his friends met a group of women and everyone mingled together throughout the evening."Tollner added, "We have spoken to law enforcement. Based on information currently available, an allegation was made against Ben, which appeared to be dismissed after a preliminary investigation last night. Obviously, given the prior accusation against Ben, we are skeptical of motive, but we will continue to...

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McGowan vs. Smart: Who'd You Rather?

With their red lipsticks in tow, Rose McGowan and Amy Smart both showed up to the same event in L.A. on Thursday.Question is ......

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Suge Knight -- Old School Tax Lien

Remember when Suge Knight had money? The government sure does ... and they want over $6 mil from the former rap mogul.According to court docs, a tax lien originally filed in 2003 -- against Suge's 1996 tax return -- was re-filed again in January to the tune of $6,578,696.31. 2Pac better put out a new album STAT!!!!Suge's baby mama filed child support papers against Suge in January which revealed Suge's net income is only $1,207 a month.So don't hold your breath, Uncle Sam.Calls to Suge's people were not returned....

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Halle & Nahla -- Berry Pretty

Believe it or not, but there is someone who may actually be more beautiful than Halle Berry ... her baby girl Nahla.The 43-year-old took her adorable bundle of joy to a park in L.A. on Friday.Now that's what you call a gorgeous d...

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Armed Cops at Jackson Estate for Burglary Call

Armed LAPD officers swarmed around the Jackson Estate tonight on foot and in the air, but it turned out to be much ado about nothing -- the perfect ending to a crazy week at the Encino home.Around 9pm PT at least five officers entered through the front gate of the compound with shotguns drawn -- while an LAPD chopper circled overhead. Cops tell us they were responding to a burglary in progress call.But everything was fine once they got on the grounds. We're told the emergency call -- which came from outside the house -- was a false alarm.No word on exactly which Jacksons were home during the raid.L.A. County Department of Children and Family...

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