Britney Spears: No Bra, No Problem

Having determined that bras are merely a suggestion, global pop sensation Britney Spears headed to Starbucks in Calabasas, Calif., yesterday afternoon. The beverage? A grande frapuccino. The weather? Seasonably cool. Britney Spears knows how to keep it casual. [Photos: Fame] After her trip to the 'Bucks, the newly blonde singer kept her attire comfy while she ran errands. Our girl was later seen at the Dollar Book Store in Encino, Calif. Aww, is big girl Britney finally learning how to bargain shop? Jamie Spears and her handlers will be proud, having scaled back her allowance to $1,500 a week. Want more Spears? Check out her latest hair...

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Kim Kardashian’s Tightly Wrapped Front Meat

This is what I like to see, Kim Kardashian making sexy faces while spraying her sweet cleavage with cheap perfume. I don’t really care about the perfume, I just like the tightly wrapped boobies she’s sporting. It’s too bad that Kim’s big ass gets all the attention because her front meat is quite enjoyable. Now if someone could replace that crappy perfume bottle with a water pistol filled with baby oil we’d be in busine...

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Trista Sutter Bikini Picture

As far as bikini pictures go these shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter lounging by the pool aren’t exactly Jessica Alba with her ass in the air, but they’ll do for now because I like pseudo-celebrities in their swimsuits. She looks good though, I think she had a baby too which makes her a pseudo-celebrity-MILF, which is even better for some perverted reason. I don’t know why, I guess I’m just on a hot older bird kick. That and the fact that it looks a little chilly down there by the pool. Nice.Sha...

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Eva Longoria’s Ass Looks Off

I want to say that Eva Longoria’s ass looks good in those tights of hers, but I really don’t think I can, something just doesn’t look right and I’m not getting that ‘just climbed the rope in gym class feeling’ down there. Alright, so I’ve discussed it with my crotch and we both agree that it’s possible that it could just be an unflattering camera angle, at least that’s what we’re hoping for, and we’re willing to give her another chance in the future. Don’t waste this opportunity E...

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Audrina Patridge Adorns FHM

Audrina Patridge hasn’t been in much lately, except for a handful of magazines where she’s been flaunting her assets, and FHM is one of them. Dressed in a series of bikinis, the The Hills babe posed in Hawaii for the latest issue of FHM UK, and she even took her bikini top off for some of the photos, although she wasn’t daring enough to show her massive tits to the photographer. Still, you get to see some side boob and just knowing that she’s holding her bare massive melons with her hands should be enough to give any man a good hard-on. Despite these bikini photos that focus heavily on her boobs, the dark haired actress has been trying...

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Kim Kardashian Launches New Fragrance

Kim Kardashian’s boobies must smell really good, mostly after she publicly sprayed them with a good dose of her signature fragrance. Such a daring move probably had the effect of boosting sales but I guarantee it also increased the activity of salivary glands all over the world. Millions of men must be drooling all over these photos of Kim Kardashian and her good-smelling tits. The perfume, which will have the name of its maker Kim Kardashian, was unveiled by the beautiful socialite yesterday in a red carpet ceremony in Hollywood. Following the event, Sephora stores launched the product, which so far has record sales, supposedly because...

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Jersey Shore Stars Raise Roof, Survive its Collapse

Celebrating the Jewish holiday of Purim at Manhattan hotspot Solo Saturday, Jersey Shore stars Snooki and Vinny emerged unscathed after the atrium shattered. Amazingly, it was not because Ronnie Magro threw some dude through the plate glass. The thing just plain collapsed. These things just happen sometimes, right? "Its okay Vin and I are still alive. Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!," Nicole Polizzi tweeted. "We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope." "The roof just couldn't handle snooki and vin." Definitely not. Vinny Guadagnino and Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi are okay. Exhale. Summing it up, Snooki wrote: "The...

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Did Dr. Conrad Murray Cover Up Evidence?

Dr. Conrad Murray may have hidden and tried to cover up the means by which Michael Jackson died on June 25, according to law enforcement sources. MJ received his final, fatal dose of Propofol through an IV in his leg, and Murray told cops he administered only a very small amount of Propofol: 2.5ml. But Dr. John Dombrowski, a noted anesthesiologist who reviewed the LAPD file for detectives, tells TMZ that 2.5ml couldn't even put Jackson to sleep. Let alone kill the man. The autopsy report, to that end, notes the level of Propofol found in Jackson was equivalent to what is found in "general anesthesia for major surgery." So what is Conrad...

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Adam Lambert Cops to Past Drug Use, Curiosity About Women

Adam Lambert is off to Great Britain. The American Idol finalist is pretty much a stranger to that country, so News of the World - one of that nation's leading supermarket tabloids - interviewed Lambert the month before he makes his first overseas appearance there. Describing him as "Lad Gaga" for his "outspoken attitudes" and "rauncy routines," the unreliable source spoke to the singer in NYC and asked him if he'd ever sleep with a woman. "I find women beautiful and I have been known to make out with girls at parties, especially when there is alcohol involved," Adam said, days after his publicize kiss with Ke$ha. "I am a pretty open-minded...

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Kim v. Kourtney: Klash of the Similarly-Klad Kardashians

Their first names begin with the same letter, they share the same DNA and they collaborated on the same clothing line. Now, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are adding another similarity to their resume: they've been spotted out in the same dress from their Bebe-sponsored collection. In separate public events, both sisters bared a shoulder and posed for the camera in the single-strapped black ensemble below. Kim accessorized with a dangling necklace, Kourtney showed off her neck. Whose look do you prefer? Sha...

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Happy 16th Birthday, Justin Bieber!

That cheering you hear across the nation, THG readers? It might sound like the welcoming of March, as snowbound citizens celebrate the impending arrival of spring, but it's actually something more. It's the thousands and thousands of birthday wishes being screamed, Tweeted and texted to Justin Bieber. The singer turns 16 today. Already a global sensation, Bieber can now drive himself to concerts, or to first dates with very luck female fans (just not with Miley Cyrus). The Canadian pop singer already received a wonderful gift last night, as his native country captured the ice hockey gold medal. We encourage Bieber supporters to send...

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Simon Monjack Rails Against Latest Brittany Murphy Findings, Needs to Go Away

Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack is furious over a report that the star obtained medication - a majority of which is MIA - just before she died. The late actress, who died in December, allegedly secured a prescription for 120 hydrocodone pills 11 days before her death. Only 11 were found after. At the recommended maximum of four per day, she would have taken only 44 of them, and you can do the math there. So where are the missing pills? Monjack says the pills were prescribed to Brittany’s mom Sharon, a cancer survivor, and the report is so outrageous that he's considering legal action. What a surprise there. THE MONJACKS: Simon...

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Tiger Woods: Advised By Presidents Clinton, Obama

U.S. Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton have both been offering Tiger Woods encouragement while he's in rehab for sex addiction (and/or drug addiction). Tiger has spoken with Obama and Clinton, Golf Digest's Jaime Diaz says. One would think both have more important things to do, but hey, that's great. Diaz also confirms Woods visited the Gentle Path clinic in Mississippi. Woods came in with a "whatever it takes" mentality, including on "Disclosure Day," whereby patients reveal all of their past indiscretions to their spouse. So Elin heard about all Tiger Woods' mistresses. Hope they ordered in breakfast, lunch and dinner, 'cause...

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Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese: Married!

Less than two months after confirming his engagement to one-time Supernatural co-star Genevieve Cortese, Jared Padalecki has tied the knot with her. The 27-year-old CW star swapped vows with Cortese in the bride's hometown of Sun Valley, Idaho, on Saturday, and the whole family turned out for it. Padalecki's older brother, Jeffrey, served as his best man, while his TV brother Jensen Ackles was one of his groomsmen. Sounds like a great time was had! The couple met back in 2008 while filming Season 4 of the demon-hunting sci-fi hit, when the 29-year-old Cortese portrayed (you guessed it) a demon. Apparently an enticing one for Jared Padalecki!...

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Report: Brooke Mueller Wants to Divorce Charlie Sheen

It looks like Charlie Sheen may have threatned to murder one wife too many. The day after news leaked out that Sheen once shoved down ex-wife Denise Richards and told her he hoped she'd "f-cking die," a new report states that Brooke Mueller will file for divorce from the actor. Sources tell Radar Online that both sides of the marriage "are miserable." According to insiders, Brooke is getting treated for substance abuse at home and will start legal proceedings to separate from Sheen soon after his court case for domestic violence is complete. Charlie Sheen's dream wedding has turned into Brooke Mueller's worst nightmare, well. “Brooke...

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David Archuleta Memoir Planned, Single Leaked

Some time during season nine, Adam Lambert will perform on American Idol. It's safe to assume David Archuleta will, as well. We can make this assumption because the former runner-up is releasing a memoir on May 4. It's titled "Chords of Strength" and here are a few snippets about it, courtesy of Amazon.com: David Archuleta was named one of the "breakout stars of 2008" by Forbes magazine and landed the number two spot on the Billboard charts. In Chords of Strength, David shares his unexpected and inspiring journey, including how he overcame vocal cord paralysis to achieve his dream of being a singer. He reveals insecurities he felt about...

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Rumored Couple Alert: Dane Cook & Julianne Hough?

In news that makes us long for the Chick Wicks era, Julianne Hough had dinner with none other than Dane Cook at Hollywood's Katsuya sushi restaurant Saturday. The raunchy funnyman and the country cutie, who arrived seperately, left the celeb hot spot eatery in Dane's car, possibly continuing their night elsewhere. We don't even wanna think about that. Julianne was previously linked to Jared Followill since her split from Wicks. Guess that never panned out. Now she's back on the market ... or at least she was. If these two are dating, do you think it's a good match or one you can't possibly see working? Is Dane Cook a step down or a huge...

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Kourtney and Khloe to Take Miami Again

Thank goodness. Both Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian have signed on for a second season of their E! reality show, Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. It's still unclear where the sisters are taking it, but "into the toilet" appears to be the leading candidate. The new season will premiere this summer. Last year, after being named the stars of their own show, Khloe suddently wed Lakers power forward Lamar Odom; while Kourtney found herself pregnant with a baby that belonged to lazy boyfriend Scott Disick. It was almost as if producers asked the ladies to spice up their lives in some way. A crazy suspicion, we know. Might their reverse...

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Friend of Jessica Simpson: John Mayer Brought Her to "Dark Places" Sexually

John Mayer recently referred to Jessica Simpson as "sexual napalm," a woman so wild in the sack, he absolutely couldn't stop himself from "f*%king her." Somewhat similarly, as much as we might like to "unfriend" Jessica Simpson on Twitter, we can't turn it off or hold back from posting her insight on THG. Jessica has learned a thing or two from her past relationships with the likes of Mayer, Nick Lachey, etc.: "You can't love someone else to change them." Deep. "Happiness comes from accepting who they are," the reality star and former singer continued Tweeting. "It is our decision to REALLY know who we love." We know one guy she's got...

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Report: Kate Gosselin Joins Dancing with the Stars

Kate Gosselin will be one of the contestants on the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars, according to reports. This poses an interesting dilemma: How do they even introduce her on the show? Mother of eight? Bitchy single former reality star? Shameless, self-promoting author with awful hair? In any case, the official Dancing With the Stars cast announcement will be made this evening as a cross-promotion with The Bachelor season finale. "I want to laugh at myself. I so cannot dance. It would be a terribly sad sight," said the grating mother of eight on the Jay Leno Show recently. Which begs the question: what would Gosselin do with...

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Kim Kardashian Helps New Home Sales

It pays to have large breasts, a sex tape and an endorsement deal for an unhealthy weight loss supplement. Multiple sources report that Kim Kardashian has just purchased a $4.8 million mansion in Beverly Hills. With her yearly income, boosted by her new fragrance (as pictured below), it's safe to assume Kim didn't need to use any unstable adjustable-rate mortgages on that residence. As long as she keeps posing on the red carpet, therefore, we doubt she'll fall victim to foreclosure, as so many citizens have in this market. Reggie Bush will soon move into the 4,000 square-foot pad house, which should only fuel engagement rumors between...

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Dates, Venues Announced for Glee Cast Tour

As previously announced, the cast of Glee is going on tour. Starting on May 18, you can catch Lea Michele and company in the following cities. Tickets go on sale on March 12 at Ticketmaster.com: May 18 Phoenix, AZ Dodge TheatreMay 20 Los Angeles, CA Gibson AmphitheatreMay 21 Los Angeles, CA Gibson AmphitheatreMay 25 Chicago, IL Rosemont TheatreMay 26 Chicago, IL Rosemont TheatreMay 28 New York City, NY Radio City Music HallMay 29 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall The Glee cast will sing favorites such as “Don’t Stop Believin’,” “Jump,” “Don’t Rain on My Parade,” Sweet Caroline" and "Somebody to Love." Watch its rendition of the final song listed below: Somebody to Love Performance...

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Dancing with the Stars Cast Includes Jake Pavelka(!), Pamela Anderson and More

While all eyes were on Jake Pavelka Monday night and his decision to marry Vienna Girardi, ABC used its time in the TV spotlight to reveal the new cast of Dancing with the Stars. The season will NOT include Kym Johnson, Dmitry Chaplin, Jonathon Roberts or Karina Smirnoff as professional partners. But the set of celebrities taking the stage will be comprised of one woman with a large vagina and one with large breasts, among others. They are: Kate Gosselin: Mother of eightChad Ochocinco: NFL wide receiverPamela Anderson (Billed as "The World's Sexiest Woman")Aiden Turner: Soap opera studErin Andrews (Should have been billed as "The World's...

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Vienna Girardi: The Bachelor Winner! Engaged to Jake Pavelka on Season Finale!

On an epic season finale, even by The Bachelor standards, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi decided to spend eternity together. Tears of joy flowed as he proposed. Congrats, guys! We give it at least a couple of weeks! Despite her best efforts, Tenley Molzahn could not compare to Vienna, a pariah all season long but a free spirit who has always had a vice grip on Jake's heart. Our traditional point-system recap of Monday night's shocking events - and the most difficult decision Jake Pavelka will EVER have to make - appears below ... Jake reflects that Tenley seems so perfect but he has this "lightning-hot chemistry" with Vienna Girardi....

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An Attractive Jersey Shore Cast Member?

Well. Crap. Now I need to stop telling everyone the Jersey Shore cast is just a bunch of ugly d-bags...because apparently at least one of them is attractive and I don't want to seem like a non-man. Which I have been doing a lot lately, with watching Glee and everything. Jenni Farley, aka JWoWW, has a hot face and a killer body. She is pretty skanky, but then again she is still on the Jersey Shore. It's not like she is transformed into an elite gentlewoman because I realized I can actually look at her and not puke. I need to remember that. The Jersey Shore is kind of cool because they all get nicknames like superheroes. Snookie,...

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Chelsea Clinton Moves Wedding Date

It was a scary time for Chelsea Clinton when her father President Clinton was hospitalized recently for abnormal chest pains earlier this month. In fact, we’re learning now that the President’s hospitalization left Chelsea so shaken up she decided to move her wedding date up. A source close to Chelsea said, “All Chelsea could think about was her dad not making it through and her dream of having him walk her down the aisle never materializing. Chelsea decided right then that if her father pulled through; she needed to move up her wedding. She said she’d be happy marrying Marc in front of a justice of the peace or in a quickie...

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Katherine Heigl Leaving ‘Grey’s Anatomy’?

A very much talked about subject nowadays is what the hell is Katherine Heigl going to do with “Grey’s Anatomy”. So far it looks like she’s leaving the show. Oh yeah remember T.R. Knight’s rocket scientist decision to leave> what did we say? We said it was a mistake because no one would hire him. Were we right or were we right? So far he’s working theatre jobs and even was forced out of his last play. Dumb actors. Anyway Katherine has always been ungrateful with the show that made her wealthy and recognized. Remember when she criticized the show’s writing? And what about when she made it hard for producers by being a diva and creating...

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So Much For Dina Lohan’s Changed Baby Lindsay

Seems like just yesterday when loud mouth fame seeking Dina Lohan, mother to one helluva daughter, Lindsay Lohan was going around how wonderful and talented her child was and how the trip to India in which she saved the lives of all these people really changed her. But wasn’t it us that said “let’s see how long that change lasts.”? Were we right or were we right? According to reports crazy Lindsay is back to her normal self-centered self that, in our opinion, is never going to change no matter how many trips to five star hotels in India she takes. Recently a fan complimented Lindsay on her work in “The Parent Trap” and she got upset...

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This Is Going to be One Expensive Divorce

Yeah, yeah, we know. You can call us negative, but we just say we’re jaded. Come on, how many young stars get married and last more than five years on the average? We hope for the best, but we brace for anything. In this case we’re talking about Hillary Duff and her privileged hockey player boyfriend Mike Comrie who is heir to a huge Canadian home furnishings retail empire. It must be nice to never have worked in your life and have money. So Mike proposed to his big toothed girlfriend Hillary (we think Hillary should sue her cosmetic dentist for giving her such huge and ugly tooth caps, by the way. They make her teeth look so unnatural)...

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Brooke Mueller Wants Divorce From Charlie Sheen

Brooke Mueller might not be the cracked-out idiot I thought she was. At least she has the sense to get out of the toxic relationship she’s been in for the past few years. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.. Charlie Sheen = Satan. Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller wants a divorce after his court case for domestic violence is over, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Despite the fact that both Charlie and Brooke’s reps have publicly said they want to work things out, sources who know both of them say it’s actually the exact opposite – both are miserable. Brooke left two rehab facilities...

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“Real Housewife” Kim Zolciak Coming Out Of The Closet

Being a huge fan of The Real Housewives franchise I can tell you truthfully the Atlanta show is just …boring. Sure the wig-pulling was funny for a minute but tdhey shot their reality wad on that one and now it’s just the worst out of them all. In my humble opinion. Bravo knows all this too and they’ve decided to go in a direction so far not seen on any of the shows. Making a housewife into a lesbian! Since wig-wearing Kim Zolciak doesn’t have a Big Poppa anymore, they’ve replaced her with a Big Momma. It’s all just to convenient and tied up neatly to be real. But faking lesbianism these days is almost...

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Video: Robert Pattinson Is “Bothered” On Jimmy Fallon

If you’ve never seen an episode of Jimmy Fallon’s “Rob Is Bothered” you are missing one of the funniest things surrounding the Twilight madness. There are several more on YouTube with subject like ‘Snickers Ads’ and ‘Shark Week’ if you have some free time go watch them. By Tuesday morning we should have the brand new featuring Robert Pattinson himself. I’ll post it as soon as it becomes available. Sha...

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Tween A-Lister Blind Item

This is the grossest Blind Item I’ve read …. possibly ever. Our friends at CrazyDaysAndNights posted the following about an A List female tween star. After reading you decide if it’s: Miley Cyrus – Demi Lovato(Sonny With A Chance) – Selena Gomez(Wizards of Waverly Place) – Emma Roberts – Taylor Momsen(Gossip Girl) or Miranda Hargrove (iCarly). Apparently this one is very close to breaking out into the open, so I wanted to get it on here quickly. This A list female tweener from a cable channel recently wandered into a party drunk out of her mind. When she first arrived she ignored everyone else and...

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John Mayer and Ke$ha Flirt On Twitter

John Mayer is such a..well do I have to even say it. He always promises to stop being a jackass but he never follows through. Even after that disastrous Playboy interview he is still trying to work his Playa magic on every blonde in town. Even the young trashy ones. John has been flirting with Ke$ha via Twitter. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to the Tik Tok singer. “Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song....

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Keira Knightley’s “Misanthrope” Stage Success

Spending another evening onstage, Keira Knightley was spotted leaving the Comedy Theatre following a performance of “The Misanthrope” in London, England on Monday night (March 1). Clad in a black top, jeans and a black scarf, the “Atonement” actress partook in the usual post-show routine, greeting fans and posing for pictures before calling it a night.Recently having turned down the opportunity to partake in the fourth installment of “Pirates of the Caribbean,” Miss Knightley has found her fair share of success on the theatre stage. Keira finds herself among the nominees for Best Supporting Actress at the Olivier Awards - which will...

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: “Remember Me”

Making his much-anticipated arrival on the red carpet, Robert Pattinson was all smiles as he turned up for the New York City premiere of “Remember Me” on Monday night (March 1). Held at the Paris Theatre, the “New Moon” hunk looked ever-so-handsome in a spiffy suit as he was joined by his lovely co-stars, Emilie de Ravin and Ruby Jerins, as well as girlfriend Kristen Stewart. hitting the press circuit full throttle, Robert made an appearance on the “Today” show earlier in the morning while also fitting in a stop with “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”. Meanwhile, both Mr Pattinson and Miss de Ravin will be heading into “The View” for...

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Katy Perry More Of A T Swizzle Than A GaGa!

Katy Perry is gracing the cover of this month's Nylon magazine, and she not only spills the deets on her new tunes and Russell Brand, but she gives her thoughts on her partners in pop music - including GaGaloo, Ke$ha, Rihanna and Taylor Swift!!On differentiating herself from the other pop princesses:"You've got GaGa, who's like, from outer space; you've got Ke$ha, who's the beer-drinking, house-party girl; and then you've got Rihanna, who's transforming the urban world into her own outer space. But I feel like you're missing an Alanis Morissette, in 2010. I love how she was a voice for a lot of people who couldn't explain their feelings....

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