Southwest Airlines to Kevin Smith: Beat it, Fatty!

Ding! You are now free to get your fat ass off this plane. Kevin Smith, director of Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy and similar films, was told to take a hike from a Southwest Airlines flight for apparently being obese. "You [messed] with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!" Smith, whose next film, Cop Out, comes out February 26, posted in an epic Twitter rant. That was one of many Tweets (many not G-rated) fired off recounting the 39-year-old actor/director's expulsion Saturday from an Oakland-Burbank flight. Southwest said officials had called Smith to offer their "heartfelt apologies," but also stated his removal was for the "safety...

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Jillian Harris, Ed Swiderski Going Strong

For Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D, Valentine's Day means a special mix of music guaranteed to make your girl's panties hit the floor faster than you can say "GTL." For Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski, their first February 14 as a couple meant escaping the chill of Chicago by spending a 10-day vacation in Maui with family. “I think we are likely going lean on each other for our first Valentine’s together,” Harris says. “We’ll likely be getting each other a Mai Tai and maybe a nice lei!” That's a positive change for Ed, who was accused of giving two other girls a nice lay while wooing Jillian's heart last summer on ABC's The Bachelorette. Outside...

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Lindsey Vonn vs. Hannah Teter: Who Would You Rather...

They're competing against each other for medals in the 2010 Winter Olympics, but that's nothing compared to this. Lindsey Vonn and Hannah Teter are U.S. teammates and Sports Illustrated models. They both posed for that magazine's iconic Swimsuit Edition this year and have caused quite a stir between those that think female athletes should be proud of their bodies and those that think women will never be taken seriously if they play up their sexuality. It's actually an interesting debate, made relevant this month by Vonn's SI Olympic Preview cover. But it's not the one we're focused on here. Instead, we want readers to study the photos...

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Rielle Hunter: Engaged to John Edwards?

This story keeps on getting better and better. John Edwards is reportedly engaged to Rielle Hunter, his mistress and the mother of his love child, reports say. Two weeks ago, Edwards finally admitted that he is the father of Hunter's two-year-old daughter. Since then, Edwards and wife Elizabeth legally separated. According to the National Enquirer, who broke the Edwards love child scandal, he proposed to his mistress on the same day he came clean about paternity. “John dropped the proposal bomb on Rielle shortly before he issued his statement that he was indeed Frances’ father,” a source told the celeb news tabloid. “Rielle Hunter has...

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Beyonce: To Bang or Not to Bang?

There can be no debate: Beyonce is banging. The singer is pretty much as beautiful and as talented as they come. In fact, will you help THG get Beyonce chosen for next year's Super Bowl halftime act, instead of whatever elderly band the NFL has in mind? While we can all agree Beyonce is totally bangable, one question still remains: Does she look better with or without bangs? Compare, contrast and vote below:...

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Kate Gosselin on Jon's Penis: "It's Stubby"

Last week, Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that her ex-beau Jon Gosselin's penis is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Not a lot of room for interpretation there. It looks like she's not alone in her assessment, either. According to Us Weekly, Jon's former wife Kate Gosselin had a somewhat different, but similarly critical way of referring to his manhood, or lack thereof: "Stubby." Imagery we do not need on a sleep-deprived Monday morning. The former Mr. & Mrs. Stubby in happier times. According to a family source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's genital shortcomings, and even called him "Stubby" to his face to mock...

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OMG! Tila Tequla is NOT Pregnant!

We hope you're sitting down for this. You best not be operating any heavy machinery when you hear the news. Seriously, this is more stunning than Chris Harrison's announcement that The Bachelor will have a shocking conclusion. Are you ready for it? Tila Tequila is not pregnant. We'll give you a few moments to digest this startling revelation... Buried in a series of Twitter messages late last week, Tila wrote the following: Today, of course, she made another reference to her "baby daddy" in a post. This woman is so bat $hit crazy confusing! Even if Tequila is (gasp!) not actually knocked up, she's still threating the universe with a child....

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Fake Brittany Murphy Charity Shut Down

Simon Monjack is the epitome of a bad seed. Dude is such a shady character that minutes after Brittany Murphy died, THG readers were speculating that he must have had something to do with her demise. That's unfair to the guy. But little he does can be taken at face value. Such is the case with the Brittany Murphy Foundation, a charity he started to honor her. The only problem? It's not really a charity. The Brittany Murphy Foundation run by Simon Monjack and Brittany's mother Sharon hadn't filed the necessary documents to qualify as a charity or nonprofit. As soon as this was reported, its website was shut down. It's now back up with...

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The Bachelor Sneak Peek: Ali's Shocking Return!

Having taken herself out of the running last week, Ali Fedotowsky returns to The Bachelor tonight ... at least over the phone. Who would have guessed? We did. Not only because The Bachelor spoilers we've been posting all season long predicted it, but because THIS SAME SCENARIO HAPPENED already. Just last summer, even. Ed Swiderski left The Bachelorette to return to work, then flew back unannounced and asked Jillian Harris for a second chance. He went on to win. Will the cute, blonde Ali Fedotowsky achieve a similar shocking, not-at-all staged comeback victory? That's another question entirely. One thing's for sure, though. When she calls...

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Miley Cyrus Dominates Nominations for 2010 Kids' Choice Awards

The young adults have spoken and they've made their opinion very clear: Miley Cyrus rules! The 17-year-old actress/singer has garnered four Kids Choice Awards' nominations, all in major categories: Favorite Movie Actress, TV Actress, Female Singer and Favorite Song. Check out the full list of nominees below, as the ceremy airs on March 27 and will likely feature Miley on stage, thanking God for her incredible popularity... Favorite TV ActorCole SprouseDylan SprouseJoe JonasNick Jonas Favorite TV ActressMiranda CosgroveMiley CyrusSelena GomezKeke Palmer Favorite TV ShowiCarlySonny with a ChanceThe Suite Life on DeckWizards of Waverly...

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Report: Tiger Woods Chased Down Girl to Recover Sex Tape, Pics After Threesome Gone Awry

Tiger Woods and wife Elin are trying to repair a shattered marriage. Whether they succeed or will be living apart permanently may hinge on some skeletons in his closet. And by skeletons we mean a couple Phoenix hoes. About three years ago, Tiger was in bed with two girls, enjoying one of the raunchy threesomes he so favored, according to the New York Daily News. "Suddenly, he realizes one of them is taking pictures or videotaping him with the other girl," says a source close to the situation. "Tiger goes ballistic." "He starts chasing the girl. She runs out the door. He runs after her. I don't know how much clothing either of them is...

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Crazy Good: Adam Lambert, Kris Allen and Allison Iraheta Reunite on Stage

While Andrew Garcia, Lilly Scott and other early favorites battle it out on American Idol, a trio of season eight finalists took to the stage Friday night and reminded this group how far they still have to go. Kris Allen, Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta all took part in Ryan Seacrest's "Rock My Town" show at Manhattan's Highline Ballroom. The singers played individual sets, much to the delight of those in attendance, and then closed the show with a three-part rendition of Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy." It's an absolute must-watch for fans of these artists... Idol Trio...

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Tila Tequila Twitter Ticker: The Miscarriage Begins...

Next thing you know, Heidi Montag will say her breasts are fake and Jon Gosselin will admit he cares more about attention than his children... In a development only anyone with a pulse could have seen coming, Tila Tequila has insinuated that she's having a miscarriage. THG predicted the demise of her fake child in late January, as we asked readers to name the date on which the troubled bisexual would start to Tweet about losing her "baby." Who had February 15 in their office pool? Earlier today, Tila left multiple messages that implied she was on the verge of suicide due to miscarrying her fetus. Neither of these events are joking matters,...

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Michael Lohan & Kate Major: Moving to L.A., Filming Reality Show

Just when you thought you'd heard everything, Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are moving from New York to Los Angeles together. There's more too: Kate Major and Michael Lohan are taking a bus to L.A. They're filming a reality show to document the journey! Lohan says he is hoping to get some of his "celebrity" pals to join him and participate in different charity fundraisers (i.e. PR opportunities) along the way. M-Lo explains: “We’re calling the show Crossing Borders because not only will we be crossing physical borders state to state, but moral borders as well." Deep. Two people who definitely need their own show. "While each...

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Source: Jennifer Aniston, Gerard Butler Just Friends

They've been seen and romantically linked together a lot lately, but multiple sources say Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler's supposed romance does not exist. You mean this was just a rumor sparked by them being in a movie together? Shocking. The moral of the story? Don't believe every piece of celebrity gossip. Unless it's from THG, that is. Even if it's a report that can't be trusted but will still entertain you, we make that abundantly clear. We're not OK! with slander. The Bounty Hunter stars supposedly went on a romantic getaway in Cabo last week to commemorate Jennifer's 41st birthday. That was true ... sans romance. All of Jen's...

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Heather Mills: An Incredible Humanitarian

We should all be more like Heather Mills. No, we shouldn't marry rich, whine about a $50 million divorce settlement and generally come across as all that's wrong and spoiled about the world. But we should dedicate a chunk of our time and resources to charitable causes, as Paul McCarney's ex claims to have done with her oversized bank account. "Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security," she said this week. "I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change." This story doesn't exactly jibe with other reports...

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More Nicole Polizzi Nude Pics Supposedly For Sale

Snooki nude. It's something you wanna see (at least we hope not, for your sake), but something we're seeing stories about all the time. Pretty bizarre if you ask us. Following the leak of an alleged Snooki nude picture last week come reports of more supposed shots of Nicole Polizzi naked being released and sold. The lovable Jersey Shore cast member has denied the existence of naked photos, but an anonymous group is readying to post another "sexy" shot. According to reports, this sketchy group wants to sell the entire set of naked pictures of Nicole Polizzi - plus video. People may bid hundreds for it. Pass. The new pic on nakedsnooki.com...

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Jay-Z on "We Are the World" Remake: Bad Idea!

When Jay-Z speaks, people listen. That's the kind of respect this artist and producer has earned. That's why his critique of the recently-remade version of "We Are the World" is receiving so much attention, as the rapper told MTV News over the weekend: "I know everybody is gonna take this wrong: 'We Are the World,' I love it, and I understand the point and think it's great. But I think 'We Are the World' is like [Michael Jackson's] 'Thriller' to me. I don't ever wanna see it touched." The man makes a good point. No offense to Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber (okay, some offense to the former), but the iconic single loses a lot of luster when...

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A Very Speidi Valentine's Day

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag never let a holiday go by without the obligatory photo shoot. Or the obligatory plastic surgery or 10 in her case. Just disgusting. What would Valentine's Day be without a pimp treating his favorite ho to a romantic suite in the Ceasar's Palace resort, decorated by Frederick's of Hollywood? Nothing, if you're Speidi. The latest round of Heidi Montag plastic surgery was on full display in Sin City. As you can see, Spencer Pratt's cash cow is now more cyborg than human ... As you can see in the photo gallery below (if you have a strong stomach), The Hills star received numerous gifts, including basques, a...

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Eclipse First Look: Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria, Edward and Bella... in Bed!

Two new photos from Eclipse have been leaked, and each is OMG-worthy for its own reason. First, fans can get their first look at Bryce Dallas Howard as Victoria. The actress controversially took over this key role from Rachelle Lefevre after the latter portrayed the character for the first two Twilight Saga films. In the scene below, Victoria is not getting along very well with Edward, is she? Meanwhile, the second Eclipse image truly has fans buzzing. For what reason? It's a simple equation: Kristen Stewart + Robert Pattinson - A couple shirt buttons + A steamy embrace = YOU BETTER CHECK OUT THE PHOTO BELOW RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT....

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Jason Trawick Wines, Dines Britney Spears

Britney Spears is about the only celebrity we can think of whose ideal Valentine's Day consists of a trip to McDonald's and Target, but that was the case yesterday. Boyfriend and agent Jason Trawick pandered to Britney’s desires by chauffeuring his lady love to the popular fast food restaurant and big box store February 14. What a gentleman. Some stars like Speidi try to act like high rollers. Others think super-sizing a meal is all you need to win your lover's heart. You want fries with that, darlin'? Now if these two could only pull it together a bit in terms of their appearance. Wow, guys. This gives new meaning to the term ridin'...

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Floyd Landis Accused of Hacking Into Lab to Change Failed Drug Test Results

A national arrest warrant has been issued in France against U.S. cyclist Floyd Landis in connection with a hacking operation in which he allegedly attempted to change the results of a failed drug test. That's not one you hear every day! Landis has been linked to a case involving stolen computer data from an anti-drug laboratory. French judge Thomas Cassuto is seeking to question Landis about his alleged connection to a hacking operation that targeted the lab. That sounds like the most poorly-hatched plot since John Edwards' idea to gank a diaper from his love child and bribe a doctor to fake a paternity test. Nice try, Floyd Landis. But...

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Megan Fox Looks Hot, Wants to Be a Mother, Doesn't Trust Women

As the cover girl for the latest issue of W, Megan Fox has a lot to say about motherhood, women and lingerie. Because we typically post hot photos of the actress and just stare at them, we'll give Fox a chance to explain herself below. Excerpts from the interview follow... On having kids:" I'm really maternal... I worry that because I've always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won't be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment." On trust issues: "I don't trust people in this industry, but I especially don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly...

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For Real This Time: Brooke Mueller in Rehab

Her relationship may be on the mend, but Brooke Mueller still has many personal issues to sort through. Sources tell TMZ that Charlie Sheen's wife is in rehab for substance abuse, as she reportedly checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday. Similar reports sprung up late last month, but Mueller's mother and lawyer insisted she was in a facility to treat an infection she developed following wisdom tooth surgery. If this news is valid, it wouldn't come as a shock: Brooke was arrested 1996 for drunk driving, and in 2001 for cocaine possession. She also had a .13 blood-alcohol level at the scene of the alleged Christmas...

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