Erin Muller Accuses Michael Lohan of Vagina-Kicking

Erin Muller, who once agreed to marry Michael Lohan for some reason, now wants nothing to do with him. Better late than never on that realization. Part of the reason? She says he physically abused her at least 12 times over the last two years, including once when he "kicked [her] in the vagina." Erin, who already has a restraining order against Mike (which he violated and ended up in jail for), filed court documents in Nassau County, N.Y., yesterday, asking the court to drop Michael's recent harassment allegations against her. In doing so, Erin Muller said Michael Lohan abused her in ... December 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face...

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A Monkey Urinated on Kim Kardashian

Dear Reggie Bush: Please propose or knock up Kim Kardashian soon. In the absence of a ring on her finger or a fetus growing inside her, look at what your girlfriend has resorted to for attention. Kim, who has never met an opportunity to blog about every minute detail in her life, recently wrote on her website that she visited Ashton Kutcher on set. What was noteworthy about this interaction? "They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha," she writes. We assume Kardashian is laughing about...

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Jessica Szohr Looks Great on Teen Vogue Cover

Gossip Girl star Jessica Szohr appears on the cover of February's Teen Vogue. The actress is often the target of scorn from Gossip Girl fans. Her character, Vanessa, is the show's least popular, and in real life, she dates Ed Westwick. Those are two ways to get teenage girls on your bad side in a hurry, but she brushes it off. Although she does admit dating Ed can be awkward at times. "It can be a little awkward when all of a sudden [you have feelings for] a friend; someone you'd call to talk about a different boyfriend," Jessica says. "But there wasn't a lot of thinking and talking. It kind of just happened. We had fun together, and we were...

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Charlie Sheen Unleashed, Unhinged: Police Affidavit Details Actor's Alleged Threats

Brooke Mueller 911 call appears to be damaging enough evidence against Charlie Sheen, as the actor awaits a February 8 hearing regarding assault charges against him. But that's almost nothing compared to an affidavit written by Colorado police officer Rick Magnuson, who was on the Christmas Eve scene at the Sheen's rented Aspen residence. In the document, Magnuson says Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat and threatened her life. In disturbing detail, this is how the officer recounts went down at the home: When cops arrived, Sheen was in a bedroom and Mueller was in the kitchen.Magnuson accompanied Sheen into the basement, where the latter...

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Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart Expecting a Girl

Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane's McBaby will be a girl. The Grey's Anatomy star, who will also be guest starring on Private Practice January 14, and his wife confirmed they were expecting first child in November. The couple, who tied the knot five years ago, haven't said much publicly about their baby-to-be, but they have expressed desire to start a family in the recent past. "We've always wanted to be parents," Gayheart said. "I think that without a doubt, Eric is going to be the most wonderful dad, and hopefully I'll be a good mom too. We're absolutely looking forward to it." GREAT DANE NEWS: Eric and Rebecca are having a girl! She is reportedly...

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Kourtney Kardashian, Kute Kid Kover Magazine

This is a proud time for Kourtney Kardashian. The new mother has chosen the publication that will pay her lots of money for is showing the world her newborn son. Inside the latest issue of Life & Style, the eldest Kardashian sister describes what it's like to be a mother: "I feel so lucky. He's such a good baby." Hmmm... would she feel less lucky if he cried a lot? As for that controversial middle name, Kourtney says: "Dash is not for my clothing store, as some people have suggested online. That would be stupid. Dash is short for Kardashian, and it was my father's nickname." Recent reports suggested that Kourt flipped out at Reggie Bush...

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Damon Feldman: Hailey Glassman Was Framed!

Hailey Glassman's new love interest, boxing promoter Damon Feldman, believes Jon Gosselin set her up after his New York City apartment got trashed. Glassman, Jon's ex, moved out of the apartment she shared with Jon last week. Her lawyer admits that Hailey removed her belongings at some point. The apartment was absolutely ransacked, however, something Hailey says she had nothing to do with, and Feldman says she's not even capable of. “I spoke with Hailey a week ago and she was pretty depressed about the whole situation [with Jon]," Damon said. “In my opinion she was set up." "She was definitely over the guy and had already made arrangements with...

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Kevin Jonas Speaks on "Princess" Wedding, Danielle Deleasa

It's not enough that Kevin Jonas is supremely talented and incredibly attractive. The singer has to be a major romantic, as well. As detailed in the latest issue of People, Jonas and Danielle Deleasa got married on December 19. The ceremony was held at Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York. Why that location? "I knew that my princess needed her glass slippers and her castle," Kevin told the magazine, while his new wife added: "I couldn't have imagined this." For a complete Jonas wedding album, pick up this issue of People. As for other wedding details: Deleasa was escorted down the aisle by her father, as the pair walked to the altar with "Bella...

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Amy Winehouse Treated For "Nervous Exhaustion"

Stop us if you've heard this one before: Amy Winehouse collapsed yesterday. The cause, as hilariously described by the singer's rep? Nervous exhaustion! Wino is being treated at home for exhaustion after a chest infection "coupled with the stress of her recent arrest on suspicion of assault" both took their toll. THG NOTE: Also taking their toll? Massive amounts of hard ass drugs. A source close to the 26-year-old train wreck said that she is “soldiering on” to get her latest album completed (riiiiiight) despite not feeling well these days. The star has been told to “keep low profile and fully recuperate” over the festive period. That means keeping...

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A Swift Split: Taylor Dumps Taylor!

Taylor Swift had an incredible 2009. But the year will end on a down note for the singer, or at least for fans of her love life. Sources confirm that Swift has put the brakes on her relationship with Taylor Lautner, as an insider tells Us Weekly "he liked her more than she liked him." We've been there, T. Laut. We came to the same realization a few years ago about Jennifer Love Hewitt. While neither Taylor ever went on record with an official acknowledgment of this relationship, both sides hosted Saturday Night Live over the past couple months and referenced the other in a cute manner. They were also spotted frequently together. However, "it...

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THG Caption Contest Winner: December 28

Yesterday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for the celebrity pic below. Your Caption Contest winner is MissEnya. While we loved the references to Lindsay and Adam Senn, we had to go with this hilariously straightforward (and likely) the most accurate entry. Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in. Thanks to everyone for playing! Good luck next time! brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp!...

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Source: Robert Halderman Seeking Plea Deal in David Letterman Extortion Case

The guy accused of trying to blackmail David Letterman has offered to plead guilty in exchange for a one-year prison term, according to the New York Post. Robert Halderman's lawyer, Gerald Shargel, denied knowing anything about an offer, saying: "There have been no plea negotiations. None whatsoever." He would say that regardless, of course, and it's all a moot point until January, when Cyrus Vance Jr. takes over as Manhattan's new District Attorney. A one-year term would be a far cry from the 15 he's facing. Halderman stands accused of trying to shake down Letterman for $2 million by threatening to expose the TV star's series of sexual affairs...

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Bristol Palin to Levi Johnston: No Custody For You!

Unlike tens of thousands of Playgirl subscribers who flocked to see pictures of Levi Johnston nude, Bristol Palin wants nothing to do with her baby daddy. A heated custody battle between Levi and Bristol is heating up after she petitioned for sole custody over their son Tripp, who just turned one yesterday. The request by Bristol Palin for sole custody was made public after a Superior Court judge ruled last week against keeping the court proceedings closed. A temporary order authorized the use of pseudonyms while the court handled the request, as no good "could result to the child by an onslaught of media." Levi Johnston pushed for open court...

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Ted Nugent: Barack Obama Belongs in Jail!

In 2004, Ted Nugent gave an interview in which he said homosexuality was "morally wrong." A year later, the rocker was sued for child support for failing to pay the woman with whom he had a baby out of wedlock. This irony and hypocrisy is worth noting in light of the recent comments Nugent made to some magazine called Royal Flush. Speaking to the publication, he said of the President: "I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up." Such a viewpoint elicits two responses from...

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The Cost of the Tiger Woods Scandal: $12 Billion!

Copay for doctor's office visit to get checked for STDs? $20. Body shop work on the Escalade? $8,100. New 7-iron? $99. Potential net loss for sponsors? $12 billion. Entertainment value for celebrity gossip sites? Priceless! So it goes for the Tiger Woods, who's become a one-man stimulus package for gossip magazines and websites worldwide, but a sinkhole for his own sponsors. According to a study by two economics professors, Woods' sponsors (those who haven't dumped him) are really feeling the fallout of his recent sex scandal. Tiger may have cost the companies he endorses as much as $12 billion between the time he wrecked his SUV Thanksgiving...

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Tony Parker and Eva Longoria: Officially Hollywood's Cutest Couple

Charlie Sheen may have threatened to execute his wife. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are fighting in court over the custody of their son. In this depressing month of celebrity couples news, it's nice to be reminded that some pairings are still together, adorable and going strong. THG readers, we present Tony Parker and Eva Longoria! In a recently-released video, the Spurs point guard and Desperate Housewives actress re-enact - scene for scene, word for word - the classic Grease single "Summer Lovin." It's a must-watch: Eva and Tony Do Grease On his official website, Parker says he and his wife shot this rendition as part of a fun challenge. He asks readers to re-create their favorite musical and the best entry will win a trip to San Antonio for a Spurs game. That's the sort of holiday...

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Brooke Mueller Parties the Pain Away

She may have had her life threatened by her husband just a few days ago, but Charlie Sheen can't hold Brooke Mueller down! (Well, unless he's holding a knife to her throat.) On the same day that a police affidavit was released, specifically detailing the disturbing allegations against her husband, Mueller headed to the Caribou Club in Aspen, a celebrity hot spot in the ski town. Said a witness to E! News: "Brooke was low-key. She was talking to friends and walking around the small club, but she stayed until closing time." Also present at the establishment were stars such as Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt and Gerard Butler. But sources say Brooke...

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Joe Francis Crowned Douche of the Decade, Disputes Rape Assertion By Gawker

Joe Francis has been named the Douche of the Decade by a prominent celebrity gossip site. He's cool with that - but not about Gawker calling him a rapist. The Girls Gone Wild kingpin is vowing to sue the site for $10 million after it referred to him as "a rapist" while crowning him the winner of its recent poll. Incidentally, Francis received 32 percent of the nearly 9,000 votes cast. We would have probably bet on a different douchebag, but Joe is very deserving. "You messed with the wrong guy. No one makes up lies about me and gets away with it," an irate, douchey Francis e-mailed Gawker founder Nick Denton. "I lost a $10 million deal as a direct...

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Celebrity of the Year Finalist #2: Miley Cyrus!

The year is drawing to a close. Therefore, it's time for the The Hollywood Gossip staff to back on 2009 and name the finalists for our prestigious, 3rd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. In this section, we pay tribute to the unique celebrities that made this year so memorable for celebrity gossip followers across the nation and world. These stars have given us their best, their worst, their ridiculous antics and, in the case of today's finalist, a series of age-inappropriate shenanigans. Last week, our countdown featured the great Jon Gosselin in the #3 spot. Today, it's on to Celebrity of the Year Finalist #2: Miley Cyrus! This is the second...

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Jon Gosselin Denies Staging Apartment Break-In

Denying reports that he staged a break-in at his New York apartment, Jon Gosselin was there for about one minute before leaving to report it, he says. "He is going to be clocked by that surveillance camera going into his building," his loudmouth lawyer, Mark Heller, said, noting that he left immediately. Sixty seconds after Jon Gosselin went in, “he comes down to talk to management. It’s all on tape. He couldn’t have done that damage in 60 seconds." His ex-girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, has been questioned by police in connection with the Saturday incident and her parents have also spoken to cops. Hailey moved out last week of the apartment they...

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Report: Tiger Woods Had Plastic Surgery After Elin Smashed His Face with Golf Club

In perhaps the craziest piece of Tiger Woods gossip to date, a respected sportswriter is claiming that the world's #1 golfer underwent reconstructive surgery. After having his face broken by a golf club-wielding wife. Furman Bisher cites, on his personal blog, inside sources telling him Tiger suffered a broken cheekbone and almost had his two front teeth knocked out. He writes that the injuries are the real reason Woods has gone AWOL since his fight with Elin Woods and subsequent car crash right after Thanksgiving. Bisher says a trustworthy journalist colleague sent him this information on Tiger, which he posted online to "present the picture...

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Denise Richards Threatens to Expose EVERYTHING About Charlie Sheen

The most astounding aspect of the recent Charlie Sheen allegations? It isn't that the actor may have held a knife to Brooke Mueller's throat and threatened to have her professionally killed. Instead, it's the fact that Denise Richards now seems like the sane one in her former marriage to Sheen. Richards and Sheen have two daughters together (Sam and Lola; you may have recognize them from the countless paparazzi photos Richards posed the kids for, and/or from her nauseating E! reality series) and got messily divorced in 2007. Therefore, if there's one woman that can relate to the troubles Mueller has gone through with Sheen, it's this self-serving,...

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Jersey Shore Crew Pretends to Act Classy

Ed Hardy t-shirts, diamond earrings and too much hair products have become the signature look of Jon Gosselin the hit MTV reality show Jersey Shore. "My personal style is fresh to death," says Paul "DJ Pauly D" Delvecchio. "You know the produce section, like where the food is fresh? That's my style." That's one of the lamest Jersey Shore quotes we've ever heard, and it didn't even take place on the show. Hey, at least the tools are being themselves. Last week, celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style embared on the difficult task of giving these up-and-coming reality stars a newer, classier image ... The gang was invited to ditch the shore...

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Brittany Murphy Death Certificate Released

Ten days following the shocking death of Brittany Murphy at the age of 32, the Los Angeles County Coroner has released her death certificate. It solves no mysteries, but is merely a formality. Brittany died December 20 after suffering cardiac arrest in her her home. Beyond that is unclear. The actress' cause of death is listed on the document as "deferred," as we reported late last week when her autopsy results were first released. It may take four to six weeks for toxicology, histiological and neurological test results to become available and thus determine the true cause. We wish the family of Brittany Murphy the best. Tayebe Pajooh, the 32-year-old...

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Michael Lohan Denies Kicking Vagina

Michael Lohan is livid over a new rumor surrounding him. How he can even keep them all straight, with all the shady things he does and is accused of, we don't know. But this one is particularly offensive to him. His ex-girlfriend, Erin Muller, alleges in legal documents filed this week that Michael was abusive quite a lot, and once even kicked her in the vagina. She also detailed several other instances of verbal and physical abuse over a span of a year or so. Dude treated her like garbage 24-7, essentially. M-Lo says these allegations are "patently untrue." Mike and Erin in pre-vadge-punting times. Michael’s lawyer says Erin Muller made everything...

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Kendra Wilkinson Continues to Cash In on Motherhood

This must be some sort of record. On December 11, Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to her first child, a son named Hank Baskett IV. She then gave an interview to OK! Weekly from her hospital room and wound up on that tabloid's cover within days. Now, the former Playboy model and old man banger is featured in the publication yet again. Forget the sounds of a baby crying. All Kendra appears to hear when she looks at her child is the sound of a cash register ringing! The cover story sends an unhealthy message to women: you better lose that pregnancy weight ASAP! “The doctor said I can’t exercise until after six weeks [due to a C-section], but getting...

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AnnaLynne McCord: What's Her Best Look?

On 90210, AnnaLynne McCord plays the bitchy character of Naomi. But the actress seems perfectly nice in real life - or at least we hope that's the case because we're about to get brutally honest with the rising star: You look terrible in a bun. There. We said it. Unlike 90210 spoilers, this really should be no secret. After all, the proof is in the pictures. Study McCord's contrasting hairstyles below and let us know if you disagree...

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Doug Reinhardt, Paris Hilton Chill in The Hills

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt dissed The Hills earlier this year. "The show is, like, so lame and fake," the heiress famously said in May, while denying ever having watched it. "They make up relationships that are not there." "[Doug] thinks it's lame...he just thought it was cheesy." Cut to last week, when Hilton and her bad baseball player met up for a holiday dinner with Hills star Brody Jenner and his BFF Frankie Delgado at Nobu. Paris lets Doug out of his cage for an evening out. That's a little ironic. "Paris brought a couple of girlfriends with her, who she giggled and chatted with throughout dinner," an eyewitness there tells E! News....

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Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen Might Definitely Get a Divorce, Source Says

According to reports, Charlie Sheen went ballistic and grabbed a knife when Brooke Mueller said she wanted a divorce on Christmas Eve. Therefore, we can understand why a source close to the couple wishes to remain anonymous when he/she says: "Brooke and Charlie still love each other, but they are very different. [They] will make their best effort at counseling, [but] divorce is definitely a possibility." Couldn't anything be considered a definite possibility? Proper grammar aside, this insider confirms to People that the couple isn't giving up on one another just yet. "For the good of the children they definitely want to see if counseling will...

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Robert Halderman's New Strategy in Letterman Blackmail Case: The Rachel Uchitel Defense!

Robert Halderman, the alleged "mastermind" of a $2 million extortion plot against David Letterman, is just throwing everything at the legal wall at this point. The CBS News producer is using the Tiger Woods scandal as a precedent to fight the charges against him, which could land him in jail for years if convicted. Halderman's lawyer, Gerald Shargel, notes in legal papers that when news of Tiger's infidelity surfaced, mistress Rachel Uchitel reportedly signed a multi-million dollar settlement in return for her silence, with the help of Gloria Allred. Shargel notes, admiringly, "Their behavior was capitalist, not criminal." The lawyer says Robert...

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2009 Movie Review: Megan Fox Sucks, New Moon Rules

The year in movies came to a positive end Christmas weekend, as theaters across the nation took in the largest box office haul in Hollywood history. But how will events, actors and films from 2009 be remembered beyond that? According to a newly-released Moviefone.com poll, very well if you were part of New Moon; not as well if your name is Megan Fox. Below, we list the results of that site's year-end poll, including the percentage of film buffs that voted for 2009's Best Movie, Worst Actress and other categories... Best Movie: New Moon (41%) Worst Movie: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (24%) Funniest Movie: The Hangover (52%) Worst Female...

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Celebrity Deaths of 2009: A Tribute

It's one of only two guarantees in life, so it's never too surprising when a star leaves us. But this year was quite unlike most others in terms of celebrity deaths, both in terms of pure volume and in the nature in which some passed away. From some of the biggest celebrities on the planet to those we barely got to know, and from older stars to those who were taken from us far too soon, 2009 marked a sad farewell to so many memorable names and faces. Here's a list of notable celebrity deaths of 2009. If we left anyone off, it was just a mistake. Just leave a comment and we'll add them ASAP ... Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein Bea Arthur Billy Mays Brittany...

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Brooke Mueller Mug Shot, Arrest Record Released

It's only natural to wonder why one would marry Charlie Sheen, someone with a rumored history of prostitution visits and online pornography use. Now that new information about Brooke Mueller has been uncovered, though, her union with the troubled actor makes a bit more sense. The pair has a love of law-breaking in common. According to Radar Online, Mueller's criminal history can rival that of her husband. Records from the state of Florida reveal that she was arrested twice: first in 1996 for DUI and damage to property; and again in 2001 for cocaine possession, a third-degree felony. Tests given to Mueller and Sheen on Christmas Eve, the night...

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Lil Wayne Treats Fans to Farewell Concert

Lil Wayne, a.k.a. Dwayne Carter III, has become a top-selling musician known for clever wordplay, risque lyrics and knocking up lots of different women. He's also staring at a year behind bars. The rapper returned to his hometown of New Orleans for a Monday concert on what he's calling his "farewell" tour. As in farewell to the outside world. "I'm nothing without you," Wayne, who will be sentenced February 9 after a weapons possession conviction, told a wild crowd at New Orleans Arena. A BIG HOUSE FOR A LIL WAYNE: He'll be sentenced in February. The charge that will land L-Dubs in prison stemmed from a 2007 traffic stop of his tour bus in New...

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Source: Angelina Jolie Cheating on Brad Pitt!

Brangelina gossip is the best. Do these two actually do anything besides star in movies and spend time with their kids? Sounds like a great life, but it's not enough for Star and its ilk. According to tabloids: Their marriage is an act; Angelina plays mind games; She wants baby #7, Brad moved out; Brad meets with Jennifer Aniston; Angelina had declared war on Jen; She contemplated suicide; She's plotting a revenge pregnancy. That's only in the last three months, too! The latest from the venerable writers at Star: Angelina Jolie has been cheating on Brad Pitt, and in turn, "the love is gone" from their hot relationship. She's apparently "come...

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Report: Jon Gosselin Roughed Up Hailey Glassman

We know former lovers Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman didn't exactly part ways on the best of terms - but was there a physical altercation involved? The New York Post seems to think so, and you have to wonder if things were worse than imagined, possibly leading to his apartment getting trashed. A source says Jon slammed Hailey against the wall of their NYC pad after he saw a photo of her kissing Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman. There was also a report of Jon pseudo-stalking her that night. "That picture started the whole thing, a picture of her kissing another man," a source said of Feldman, who hooked up with Hailey a few weeks ago....

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