Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celebrities. Show all posts

March 20, 2010

It’s All True! Jesse James Apologizes To Sandra Bullock

So t’s all true. Jesse James issued this formal apology today Sandra Bullock just one day after the story of his affair with a tattoo model blew up the internet.

“The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

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Things like this shouldn’t happen to nice girls like Sandra Bullock. We now know that she didn’t even really get a heads up about this story breaking until just a few hours before InTouch printed it. “InTouch magazine had called Sandra’s publicist Monday morning to let her know the magazine was going to print an explosive cover story … saying her husband was cheating. At first, camp Sandra dismissed the story until they understood that the magazine had the alleged mistress, tattoo model Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee, on the record telling all.”

By the end of the day, Sandra had moved out of their home, and then pulled out of her London premiere for The Blind Side.

Men. You can’t live with them. You can’t bury them in the backyard. I guess it’s back to the garage for this soon-to-be ex-Oscar winner’s husband.

Oh..and FYI…InTouch paid the trashy tattoo model $30,000 for her story. Way to bust up a marriage InTouch.

March 18, 2010

Demi Moore Harper’s Bazaar Fantasy Photo Shoot

I have a major girl crush on Demi Moore right now for some reason.

I know she’s 70% plastic and pulled and tightened everywhere, but still…she’s like this fresh, addicting fountain of youth or something. This photo shoot makes her appear even younger. Love the timely Alice in Wonderland fantasy theme.

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March 10, 2010

The Queen Offers Jada Pinkett-Smith a Shoulder to Cry On

A good Queen is always there for her peeps. And Queen Latifah is no exception.

Jada Pinkett-Smith considers Queen Latifah a very good friend of hers. The two women attended a recent event called the “Power Award” at the third annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon. Jada was being honored and as she was receiving her award and making her speech she became chocked up over the recent death of her father who suffered a heart attack. “My father died last week, and I’m flying tomorrow to bury him,” said Jada. “But I wanted to come because when those types of losses happen a lot of things get illuminated and your priorities fall in line.”

Through teary eyes Jada also said, “When I think about Latifah I think about a woman who makes me feel loved. She can sit in the throne of my soul and just be there with me. She makes me laugh.” Soon Jada became too chocked up to even finish her speech and found herself standing by herself on stage with everyone’s eyes on her until her good friend Queen Latifah came up and just stood beside her. Jada continued by saying, “This is what I’m talking about. I don’t see her a lot, but she’s my girl.”
Sometimes being a good friend is just standing by showing support. Nice move Queen Latifah.

Sarah Palin to do a Reality Show?

Well we all know that reality television shows sink to low denominators in order to bring in some ratings, but this time the little respect we had for the reality show genre is about to be tested and may wind up going out the window if genius Sarah Palin does get her own reality show as is rumored.

Supposedly the high IQ ex-governor of Alaska has been meeting with Mark Burnett, famed reality television show producer, and talking to him about a “planet earth type” reality show she would like to star in. If this isn’t the biggest oxymoron, then we don’t know what is. Sarah Palin and planet earth? Isn’t this the genius hillbilly that shoots moose for fun?

And after meeting with Burnett, she also met with Fox and CBS. We just hope these network executives are just going through the motions of hearing her out and then allowing whatever she says to go out the other ear.

March 9, 2010

The Kardashians Sets The record Straight

Kim Kardashian sets the record straight about tabloid magazine stories.

Khloe tweeted earlier this week, “My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning. Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I’m heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped… Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!”

According to Khloe she and Lamar are doing great. “Lamar and I are obsessed and can barely be away from each other,” Kourtney says. And Kourtney tries to convince us all is well with Scott by saying the stories about them “make us laugh” and are “based on lies”. “We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn’t be happier,” says Kourtney. Ummm yeah Kourtney, but the whole country saw the show. It’s hard to tell us Scott didn’t act like an ass 95% of the time.

Jon Gosselin Gets Low Ball Offer From Playgirl Magazine

Ha, ha, por Jon Gosselin. Even Playgirl Magazine is making fun of him.

We all know Jon is broke and getting broker. We also know he’s still seeking the limelight but is probably not going to get it anymore. We also know, according to Kate and his last girlfriend Hailey that Jon has a teeny, weeny small member between his legs.

So Playgirl Magazine offered to rescue him from some of his financial burden by potentially making him an offer. A representative from the magazine admitted that if they were to do a photo shoot with Jon it would be “more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.” Ouch.

But the rep went further by saying of a potential photo spread of Jon Gosselin in all his naked glory, “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed].”
Too bad Jon. Maybe you’re starting to get convinced no one likes you? Go back to your computer programming already.

March 8, 2010

Kourtney Kardashian a Calm Mother?

It’s hard to believe that baby Kourtney Kardashian is a calm new mother. We call her baby because of the three Kardashian sisters she is the most immature and speaks like a tweenager using the word “like” in every damn sentence.

But according to her mom Kris Jenner, Kourtney is actually a very calm mom. Of Kourtney’s new baby, Kris says, “She’s just a great mom. It’s incredible to see how calm and patient she is. I’m not a calm person. “It’s like, where did she get that? It’s not from me.”

Well, it’s good to hear she’s not behaving like an idiot. We all thought that after choosing to stay with that loser boyfriend Scott Disick, she’d be making even more mistakes. But in terms of baby care, it seems Kourtney is like, doing fine.

March 7, 2010

Looks Like Chynna Phillips’ Rehab Didn’t Work

She is getting a divorce. She isn’t getting a divorce. She is. She isn’t. Which one is it? Well if you’re wondering Chynna Phillips is not getting a divorce after saying she was, changing her mind. Filing divorce papers and then withdrawing them.

According to her rep, who is a bit questionable herself, the official statement regarding Chynna’s marriage to Billy Baldwin is “They’re not getting divorced. She filed and withdrew. They are going to work out their issues.”

If you recall, Chynna checked into a rehab center for anxiety treatment. We don’t know what this means. But she checked out one week later. Then she filed for divorce, then changed her mind. Hmmm, maybe Chynna should have stayed working her issues out right?

“Chynna’s been going through a very tough time, struggling personally. Billy and Chynna have an incredibly deep and profound love”, said a close friend to People magazine. “Like any couple, they have ups and downs,” continued the friend. “They’re thoroughly committed to working on whatever issues they may have and they’re confident things will be better than ever.”

Sounds like there are a lot of undiscovered issues here.

More Sad Details About Marie Osmond’s Son’s Death

More details are coming in about the death of Michael Blosil, Marie Osmond’s 18-year-old son, who died last week after jumping off a Los Angeles apartment building.

The night Michael committed suicide, he had planned on spending the evening with a female friend. But at he talst minute, he apparently changed his mind and sent a text to the female friend telling her of a note he had left for her and a neighbor in his apartment. Michael’s female friend and the neighbor went with real concern to see that note Michael was talking about. The note made reference to the female friend being his only friend. Not knowing what had happened, right after reading the note, the female friend and the neighbor became immediately concerned and were shocked to hear sirens start coming to their location. And as they looked outside, emergency vehicles were pulling up to their building.

Michael’s suicide was confirmed shortly after.

March 6, 2010

Real Housewife of Orange County Cheating?

Aw Vicky! You’ve disappointed us.

Vicky Gunvalson, reality star of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” started out in the series being a mean bitch. Then over this current season we started to understand and bond with her and started hating on them other hos she hangs with. But this recent report knocks her off the tiny, cheap pedestal we put her on.

According to sources, Vicky was in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico recently and she was seen making out with some twenty five year old dude. The dude, Mike Pullin, said, “Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl. We clicked immediately and danced to rock ‘n’ roll by Bon Jovi and Journey. She was living it up. She kept talking to me. She was a big flirt.”

So apparently after dude Mike bought a round of tequila shots for Vicki and her friends she paid him with some lip love!

What’s her husband going to say about this?