July 18, 2010

Crystal Bowersox: Stop Hating My Ex!

Just a few hours before she took took the stage for the American Idol finale in May, Crystal Bowersox and her boyfriend broke up.

In an extensive interview with the August issue of Redbook, the singer wants to make one thing very clear: don't point any fingers at her ex, Tony.

"I want to make clear how amazing, kind, and generous a person he is, and that he truly considers my son his son and little Tony loves him," Crystal said. "He's been there since my son was about 3 months old. And in a lot of ways, he's the perfect man; he really is.

"But ultimately, we both knew it wasn't going to work out, considering the different lives we were leading. And it's better to come to that realization than to have an unhappy relationship. Mommy and Daddy need to be happy in order for baby to be happy."

Sox!

Bowersox, who fell to Lee DeWyze in the finals of the competition, touched on a number of other topics, as well. To wit:

On almost quitting Idol: I did go talk to Ryan [Seacrest] at one point because he works 24/7 and I knew he would understand. He gave me the best advice: He said the best thing I could ever do was work hard enough now so I could take care of my family. And it's true. Sometimes you have to work really hard and make sacrifices so you can provide for the people you love.

On her hospitalization: You want to forget you're diabetic for a while, and maybe you don't watch yourself as well as you should. I ended up getting sick in March, and they told me I was off the show. I wasn't going to take that. I begged, I screamed, I pleaded. I said, 'I want to meet with the head honchos. I need this so bad for my kid. I'll go home if I'm voted off, but not because of this.' That's the one time I threw a huge fit, and thankfully, they gave in.

We were big fans of Crystal throughout the show and we wish her the best of luck.

Snooki Wants to Punch Heidi Montag

Talk about a battle of larger-than-life MTV personalities.

With Heidi Montag's show The Hills ending its run this week (with no sign of the plastic princess) and Snooki's hit Jersey Shore kicking off its second season July 29, the two ladies have somehow gotten themselves into a hilarious feud.

Asked by Perez Hilton if Jersey Shore would consider taking Heidi on, Snooki replied: "I will punch her in the face because I don't like her. She had too many surgeries. She looks like an alien and guidettes don't look like aliens, just saying."

LOL.

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"Guidettes don't look like aliens." - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Asked if there's a reason she hates Heidi Montag, she said: "I don't know [if she said anything about me]. I don't research Heidi because she's nothing to me."

Great stuff. Although when asked about her own pop culture relevance, the Jersey Shore star revealed her business model, which is quite to that of The Hills diva.

"I'm trying to do as much as I can right now. I have a clothing line coming out, then my hair [line] is Snook-it, [using] hairspray and a teasing comb," she said.

"My book's coming out about how I view the world."

How Heidi views Snooki is pretty unfavorable after she caught wind of the Oompa Loompa's feelings from Perez's Tweets (click here to follow THG on Twitter).

She responded: "@PerezHilton for a girl who was punched in the face I would think she of all people would know that is not a funny thing to joke about."

The 'Tag added: "@PerezHilton You have also been punched so I would think you would understand that is crossing the line and I don't think that is funny."

Lindsay Lohan Will Do Time, New Lawyer Says

Robert Shapiro has officially filed papers to replace Shawn Chapman Holley as Lindsay Lohan’s attorney in her DUI case - and it could be the best thing for her.

Not because he's got some legal rabbit to pull out of a hat and save her from jail, but for the opposite reason. He's apparently convinced her to face the music.

Lohan’s next court date is Tuesday, July 20, at which point the star must turn herself in to begin serving a 90-day sentence for violating her DUI probation.

Shapiro, who must be approved by Judge Marsha Revel as Lohan's counsel before he can officially represent her, issued a statement to Access Hollywood Friday.

In it, he confirms he has taken the case, but only on one condition – that the troubled actress accept the judge’s decisions, including the “requirement of jail.”

Say WhaaaaatBob Shapiro

Lindsay's new legal eagle may be just what she needs - to get help.

“I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition she comply with the terms of probation, including a requirement of jail, imposed by Judge Revel,” he said.

“Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with. Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan’s long term recovery.”

One of Shapiro’s sons, Brent, died of a drug overdose in 2005.

Lohan checked into a sober living house at the Pickford Lofts,founded by Shapiro. It is possible that Judge Revel could eliminate, reduce or postpone jail and simply keep Lohan there, but regardless, it's good Shapiro has her on the right path.

Sherri Shepherd on Jeff Tarpley: I Have Ex-Husband Sex Photos!

Sherri Shepherd is battling with GLADD these days over comments The View host made concerning HIV in the African-American community.

But that's not the only fight Shepherd is engaged in.

The comedian/actress has been in court all week, as the divorce trial between her and Jeff Tarpley is underway.

Shepherd filed to end the marriage in 2006 and she told TMZ why yesterday: soon after their child was born premature that year, Sherri returned from a visit to the ICU - and discovered photos of Tarpley having sex with another woman!

He later impregnated this mistress.

Sherri Shepherd, Ex-Husband

Shepherd does say her ex is a solid father, but this information makes the photo above a lot less cute and a lot more disturbing, doesn't it?

July 16, 2010

Pink Hospitalized After Falling in Concert

Pink suffered a painful fall onstage at a concert last night in Germany. While suspended in a harness, the star fell onto a steel barricade, ending the show.

She will be alright, as she Tweeted from the ambulance (that's dedication for you): "to all my nurnberg fans... I am embarassed and I am very sorry."

"I'm in ambulance now but I will b fine."

The singer explained how it all happened and how she got banged up: "didn't get clipped in2 harness correctly, drug me off stage, fell in2 barricade"

High Flying Pink

Pink's high-wire act nearly met disaster last night.

Again, she'll make it through this: "nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!" Thanx nurnberg :( "

Her husband, Carey Hart, added that she was "already out of the hospital" and "all good. Just got the s*** kicked out of her by the barrier."

Barriers have been known to win such battles most of the time. Get well soon, Pink! Follow the jump for a video of the mishap in Germany ...


Pink Falls in Concert

Vienna Girardi: Jake Pavelka "Must Be Gay"

Jake Pavelka’s sexual orientation has been a hotly debated topic since The Bachelor star's very public breakup with his airhead fiance Vienna Girardi.

Long before the rumors surfaced Jake is not into girls, Vienna was already making comments to that effect, blaming it for the pair's lack of intimacy.

“Who wouldn’t want to touch me? He’s obviously gay,” Vienna told her ex-boyfriend, Brian Lee Smith, while she was still living with Jake Pavelka.

News that Jake refused to put it to Vienna during the final six months of their relationship, which only lasted about six months, was widely reported.

He didn't even really deny this during their recent TV smackdown, either, awkwardly saying there's more to relationships than physical intimacy.

Yeah ... like starring on every possible reality show. Pavelka later asked why he would want to be intimate with a woman who undermines him.

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Photo

We know Jake wouldn't put out. The only question is why, and the true answer to this reality TV mystery may never be revealed. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Remeasuring the furniture after he already had? Unforgivable.

But back to the topic at hand. According to Lee Smith, Vienna had some very harsh words for her then-fiance: “He cries too much like a b!tch!”

“I really think he’s gay.”

Jake has emphatically denied that he is gay, but "abstained from sex" for religious reasons after they started their relationship ... supposedly.

Toward the end of their whirlwind engagement, Vienna started to re-think her opinions. Maybe he's not gay, just a fake liar fame whore!

Lindsay Lohan in GQ: Where is the Ankle Monitor?

Lindsay Lohan recently posed for the German issue of GQ, and we have to admit, looks more or less attractive and even coherent in the first pics released.

The weird thing? There's no signs of her court-ordered ankle monitor - and we know she had it on because it was visible in the behind-the-scenes photos.

Not that it matters, of course, and it's hard to blame GQ for not wanting to distract its readers from an otherwise enticing set of Lindsay Lohan pictures.

But it makes you wonder. How much airbrushing goes on, even when there is no SCRAM device involved? Take a look at Lindsay in Germany's GQ below:

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CAVE GIRL HUNT: Lindsay gets in touch with her primitive side.

As we reported yesterday, Lindsay is reportedly in rehab ahead of the July 20 court date at which she will be officially sentenced for violating her probation.

Hopefully she's allowed to stay there, rather than report to prison.

She faces a 90-day jail term, but by proactively checking herself into a sober living house, which she should have done months ago, she took a big step.

We just hope the judge sees it that way and Lindsay can get well.

Happy Birthday, AnnaLynne McCord!

Typically, when a celebrity celebrates a birthday, we aren't sure what to get him or her.

After all, these people are already rich and famous and living a life many others would kill for.

But 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord turns 23 today and we've already ordered her present: a gift certificate to Chili's. The actress needs a cheeseburger or two dozen... STAT!

AnnaLynne Photograph

That said, there's one individual who doesn't care about McCord's weight or lack of acting talent: Kellan Lutz. These two have been dating, on and off, for years.

If we had this hunk to roll around with in bed every night, we'd probably burn thousands of calories and look sickly, too.

Click on the following photos of McCord in honor of her birthday and send in your best wishes for her now. THG is also accepting food donations on her behalf.

Vienna Girardi: Drunk, Crying, Freaking Out

Looking to move on following her emotional breakup and volatile reunion with ex-fiance Jake Pavelka, Vienna Girardi has been hitting the L.A. party scene.

Hard.

Unfortunately, she's kind of unstable. "She doesn't like being alone," a witness said. "All her friends keep telling her how much better she's looking without [Jake]."

Wait ... Vienna has friends?

Later, at Syndicate Hospitality's MyStudio nightclub, Girardi ran into Gregory Michael, the Greek star who "definitely made out" with the engaged reality star.

That's when the trouble began.

Vienna: Hot Mess

Vienna covered up for a change. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

"She stalked him!" another source says. Observing the actor (gasp) talking to another girl, Vienna "started crying. She freaked out. The entire club saw."

Michael bolted. "He couldn't deal with her behavior. He was trying to remain friends with her and be cordial but this just pushed him over the edge."

Yet Girardi kept at it and was all-smiles at a Playboy event at bar210. At that shindig, a witness reports Girardi "was drunk and all over the place."

How drunk? "She was opening her shirt and showing her bra and hanging on every guy." Says one club observer: "I'm embarrassed for her!"

Miley Cyrus is Out of Control

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It won’t be long now until Miley Cyrus turns 18 years old, and I swear I was waiting until that day to say anything sexual about her. But fuck it, I can’t wait any longer! Not after Miley Cyrus released a concert DVD that can be compared to any soft porn movie out there.

I know she’s not naked in the DVD, and she tries not too show “too much” of her boobs or crotch but those moves she’s got just scream sex. Can you also hear it? Cuz this is all I hear and it’s damn loud. So here you are guys, enjoy these pics of Miley Cyrus and don’t forget she’s growing up fast and she may surprise us in the future with a sex tape of two!

Dita Von Teese gets her Tits Wet!

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Dita Von Teese just signed up as the face of the Perrier water brand, and she’s determined to be remembered as the hot celebrity that brought incomparable fame and fortune to it. For this purpose, the burlesque dancer has developed a website where users can snap sexy photos of her in “the dark room”, or watch her cool her beautiful tits with a bottle of Perrier water. If nothing else, it’s very creative; much more than any other Perrier marketing campaign, and certainly a hell of a lot hotter!

After watching Dita Von Teese soak her boobs with the sparkling water, you’ll yourself need a good cooling down. I certainly did, and guess what I felt like drinking? You got it: a cold bottle of Perrier water. See? Sex in advertisement works!

Whitney Porn Bikini Pictures

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I’ve seen Whitney Port in a lot of sexy outfits and I was pretty sure she’s got some nice boobs to show but this hot television celebrity, clothing designer, model and actress never showed too much of her body. Now, seeing these pictures of Whitney Port at the beach, I really don’t understand why she hasn’t been showing more skin in the past. This chick has awesome body, good size boobs and a rocking ass.

Of course, she can do a lot better than just posing in a bikini, maybe going topless for a single day or, why not, a sexy photo shoot for a men magazine. My conclusion is clear: Whitney Port needs another PR strategy or people will never know what she’s hiding. And that’s a shame.

Bar Refaeli for V Magazine

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Bar Refaeli is one of those chicks that know exactly what she’s got. She is definitely aware of how insanely hot she is and realizes that to drive any man crazy, she just has to show up. Or pose for photos. Or just exist.

Speaking of photos, here is a great shot of Bar Refaeli for V magazine. She’s looking great in these pictures; I’d dare say better than ever before.

It’s actually a shame Bar Refaeli didn’t start posing until she was in her 20′s. As you probably recall, the Israeli model and occasional actress became famous after she hooked up with Leonardo diCaprio (even though he was trying to stay unattached at the time). I have good reasons to think her boobs just mesmerized him and made him forget about all his lonely guy nonsense. Am I wrong?

In the meantime, Bar Refaeli said: “Why do people think I’m sexy? Maybe it’s the fact that I have boobs.” Hello? Has she looked at herself in a mirror lately? There’s no hotter woman on this planet. Period!

July 14, 2010

The City Season Finale: Whitney Sells Out Kelly

The second season of The City came to an end last night. Is Whitney Port's relationship with Kelly Cutrone also over after the events we just saw play out?

When Whitney is approached by a PR woman, she quickly gets in over her head and finds herself torn between a new opportunity and her loyal supporter.

What will she decide? Here's THG's +/- recap ...

Kelly thinks it might be too early to be doing press because Whitney Port could actually end up with more orders than she can handle. Sage words. Plus 4.

Joe has Louise interview Karolina Kurkova. Keith thinks Louise has more of a TV style and Olivia's subdued approach is better for Elle.com. Really? Minus 1.

The OP

GOLDEN GIRL: Somehow, Olivia Palermo is in Elle's good books.

In Tokyo, the editor-in-chief suggests Olivia should appear on stage with the designers at a party that night so Akiko can ask her about her style. No way that would happen if she weren't on an MTV reality show, but neat! Plus 6.

Roxy Olin tells Zach she is angry about Whitney. Girl, get over it. Minus 2.

Whitney meets Alison Brod, owner of Alison Brod PR, who says they will do everything they can for Whitney Eve line if she hires them. Thin ice, Whit ... Minus 3.

Erin asks Joe who will be the new face of Elle's website. He says he hasn't decided yet, but he's hearing some great things about what Olivia is doing in Japan. Erin blatantly lobbies for Louise by mentioning her other job offer. Plus 4.

Kelly calls Whitney into her office. Dun-dun-dunnnnn!! Plus 5.

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PORT OF CALL: Will Whitney jump ship from Kelly Cutrone's tutelage?

Alison has been telling people that Whitney fired Kelly and hired her. Whitney quickly apologizes and Kelly says that Alison's claims are making her look like an ambitious idiot, but Kelly's right, she got herself into this mess. Minus 4.

At a boardroom meeting, Joe announces that Olivia Palermo will be the new face of the Elle website and says he is sorry for Louise to be leaving. Erin Kaplan is not happy. "Are you OK with that?" asks Olivia with a smile. Plus 8, b!tch.

Roxy later tells Whitney that her loyalty is to Kelly. "If you sign with Alison things will change with you and Kelly," warns young Ms. Olin. Such integrity! Plus 3.

Seemingly unclear of what to do, Whitney appears deep in thought as Roxy walks away ... think this was dramatized at all? Minus 5, because we assume so.

FINALE TOTAL: +9. SEASON TOTAL: +5.