December 15, 2009

Jamie Jungers Recounts More Inappropriate Tiger Woods Sex Details, Won't Apologize to Elin

Trashy chicks are going to try to cash in on 15 minutes of fame if they can. This is a fact of life, and Tiger Woods' mistresses are certainly no exception.

There's a line even they should stop short of, though.

According to Jamie Jungers, the golf legend was having sex with her at his own house the night his beloved, cancer-stricken father Earl passed away.

Don't you think it's uncalled for to share that, Jamie? We're not excusing Tiger's cheating, whether this detail is true or not, but have you no shame?

Apparently not. After visiting his dad in a hospice, Tiger went home and cheated on wife Elin Woods with Jamie Jungers, a lingerie model, in their bed.

"When he came back, I could see that he was preoccupied about his dad," she said. "But when we went to bed he still wanted to have sex as usual."

As they lay in post-coital bliss, Tiger got a call telling him Earl passed away. Jamie recalls: "I was beside him wearing nothing but a pair of panties."

A moment every home-wrecking tramp dreams of.

He Can Drive!J. Jungers Photo

Jamie Jungers is making a play for trashiest Tiger Woods mistress.

Earl Woods, 74, was described by Tiger as: "My best friend and greatest role model ... an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend."

Tiger could use a role model or 10 right now. Woods' torrid affair with Jamie continued, she says, until she asked for financial help and he refused:

"He's a cheap f**k and didn't want to help me ... I suspect he was seeing other women at the same time. Tiger's very highly sexed. He loves sex."

That about sums it up, sadly.

"I definitely look at him a lot differently after hearing about all the other girls," reflects Jamie Jungers, now that she knows of Tiger's list of women.

As for whether she owes Elin Woods an apology?

"No, I don't. I feel like that's his business. Everybody makes mistakes. This was years ago. I was younger. I'm not saying that what I did was right."

"But I'm certainly not gonna say that it was wrong, either. I believe that everything happens for a reason. I don't believe I owe her an apology."

Theresa Rogers: Tiger Woods' Cougar Mistress!

Tiger Woods' mistresses have two things in common: 1. They have a pulse are cocktail waitresses at clubs he frequented. 2. They are young blondes.

Well, Theresa Rogers, a beauty residing in Wellington, Fla., is the latest woman to allege an affair with the world's top golfer, is a lot older than Tiger!

This marks the first cougar action Woods got. That we know of.

Rogers, the mystery client who hired power attorney Gloria Allred to rep her Friday, takes over for Julie Postle as the most recently ID'd Tiger fling.

Julie claimed that title for about 43 seconds this afternoon.

Tiger Image

Thanks to Theresa Rogers, Tiger Woods has 11 mistresses we know of. Three more and he'll have equaled his number of career major championship victories! What a feat!

According to Theresa Rogers, her affair with Tiger occurred both before and after he was married to Elin Nordegren, making her a mistress with longevity.

She also is apparently the oldest of Tiger's women, and is in her 40s. Woods is 33. Rogers traveled with Tiger "extensively" during the past five years.

Theresa claims she met him in various cities for sexual hookups, and while she has refused comment on her affair with Tiger, we give it a few hours.

Gotta make sure you find the right deal, after all. When you're competing with 10 other women for attention, you gotta make your comments count.

Kate Hudson and A-Rod Break Up

In news that shocks us about as much as Alex Rodriguez turning into a prolific playoff slugger, he and Kate Hudson have called it quits as a couple.

The New York Yankees star and the actress were believed to be going strong as recently as last week and even talking engagement earlier this fall.

Perhaps Kate playing it coy on Letterman Thursday was a sign.

Hudson was strangely mum when asked about A-Rod on the Late Show. We say strangely because she seemed to publicly flourish dating the star.

Alex Rodriguez (and Kate Hudson)

Kate Hudson and father Kurt Russell in their usual spot.

After the two began dating in May, Hudson followed him throughout the MLB season, sitting front and center at many games, even on the road.

No reason for the Kate Hudson-A-Rod breakup was specified.

Maybe Kate is a serial monogamist but can't commit. Maybe Alex was pining for Cynthia Rodriguez after he learned she's now with Laszlo Fazekas.

Okay, we guarantee it's not that scenario.

Nevertheless, A-Rod will apparently be returning to bachelorhood. He and Tiger Woods should get together and compare notes on mistresses.

Lindsay Lohan Hawks Old, Crappy Clothes Online

Here's a terrible great stocking stuffer idea if you're in a pinch.

Lindsay Lohan is selling her old clothes on her family's website, LohanHouse.com. This is your chance to dress like child star turned Hollywood train wreck!

Among the items up for grabs that were once owned and worn by the alleged actress: A $35 Zac Posen top and $275 Frye cowboy boots. Oh, sign us up!

Lohan's autographed MyScene Goes Hollywood figurine - complete with a director's chair, high heels and Hollywood Walk of Fame star - will cost you $150.

Talk about the bargain of a lifetime.

Loose Lindsay

You, too, can dress like Lindsay Lohan. But do you want to?

Seriously, we knew her career was going down the drain, but does she really need the cash? Why not just donate the stuff to Goodwill like everyone else?

What happened to the altruistic, worldly Lindsay Lohan who just returned from her trip to India and encouraged us to save the world, one child at a time?

Just asking. You can do better, girl.

Well, unless what little clothing you wore in those topless Muse photos is up for sale, and more topless photos are yet to come. Then this is totally a good idea.

Grizz Chapman: In Need of a Kidney

On television, Grizz Chapman is known for uttering a few hilarious 30 Rock quotes as Tracy Jordan's sidekick.

In real life, however, the actor is facing a serious battle.

On tomorrow's The Dr. Oz Show, Chapman will announce he's dealing with severe hypertension and is in dire a kidney transplant. However, the 6'10" star must lose about 75 pounds to become a viable candidate for organ transplant.

"Whatever I can do for the longevity of my life, I'm going to do," he told People.

Grizz Chapman

As you might expect, of course, Grizz is nervou about a kidney transplant.

"I'm afraid to get one because of all the unknown things. You can put a kidney in your body – and somewhere down the line your body might reject it. I'm not saying I don't want to go through with it but it's a little scary. It's a big decision," he said.

We wish Chapman the best of luck. The man has always made us laugh.

Frances Bean Cobain No Longer Under Custody of Crazy Mom Courtney Love

Courtney Love is insane. That's common knowledge among music and gossip fans. But this time, her antics may have led to serious consequences.

The troubled rock star has lost legal custody of daughter Frances Bean Cobain, her only child with late husband Kurt Cobain, according to reports.

It's unclear what prompted the legal change of Frances Bean's custody status, which is confirmed in documents filed Friday in L.A. Superior Court.

Maybe Court's complete lack of coherent thoughts lately?

Love's Facebook and Twitter pages have recently devolved into rambling, incomprehensible diatribes, though, leading THG to question her sanity.

We're talking even more than we otherwise would.

Frances Bean Cobain Picture

Courtney Love with Frances Bean Cobain, her only child with Kurt Cobain.

Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen, Edward Norton, trustees of her daughter's trust fund, Lindsay Lohan Britney Spears - no one is safe from Love's rants.

But 17-year-old Frances Bean Cobain is safe, at least for now, thanks to a ruling that named Kurt Cobain's mother and sister as legal guardians.

As guardians of Frances Bean Cobain, Wendy O'Connor and Kimberly Cobain are in charge of her education, living situation, health care and finances.

There was no end date set for this arrangement, but either Love will regain custody per court order or Frances will cease being a minor in August.

Love was not present for the decision. Her publicist, Alan Nierob, who really needs to get her Facebook page under control, denied further comment.

A lawyer for Kurt Cobain's mother and sister said this is a private family matter and no statement would be issued on the reason behind the move.

Michael Lohan Held in Contempt, Jailed

It turns out Michael Lohan was held in contempt of court and thrown in jail over the weekend. Couldn't happen to a better, more deserving fella!

We can think of many reasons he should be locked up - sabotaging his own daughter, screwing over Jon Gosselin, not paying child support, etc., etc.

But it turns out it was a simple phone call that did the trick.

According to police sources, Lindsay's dad was arrested in Medford, N.Y., on Sunday after calling up ex-fiancee Erin Muller. Why was that so bad?

Because Erin has a restraining order against him, natch.

Michael Lohan was charged with criminal contempt of court due to Erin's order of protection barring him from "trying to communicate by phone."

Guess Erin didn't respond to that fake Twitter suicide note, so he got on the horn. No word on how long he'll stay locked up, but it's long enough!

Michael Lohan, Erin Muller

BAD CALL: That would apply to Erin Muller's decision to wed Michael Lohan (which she luckily reconsidered) and his illegal phone correspondence with her Sunday.

Julie Postle Ups Tiger Woods Mistress Count to 10

Julie Postle, previously known to gossip hounds as "Unidentified Orlando Cocktail Waitress," was identified as one of Tiger Woods' mistresses this afternoon.

That makes 10 according to THG's updated, official Tiger mistress list.

Jules was outed by ex-beau Brian Kimbrough, who claims she was seeing Tiger Woods on the side in 2004 while he was casually dating the blonde cutie.

Brian says Tiger called himself "Mr. Brightside" in reference to a Killers' song about a jealous lover, and the golfer would call up Julie Postle "incessantly."

"One time, her phone rang, and it said a weird name on it - 'Mr. Brightside,'" Kimbrough recalled. "And I was like, 'What the hell is this?' She smiled."

"She just said it was Tiger but didn't answer it. But she played me the voice mail. It said, 'Hey, it's Tiger, just seeing how you're doing. Give me a call.'"

Why'd Kimbrough stay with Postle, if she was fooling around with Woods?

"She was hot," he said.

Julie Postle PhotoWTF Tiger

There's little bright side now for Julie Postle's former fling.

Kimbrough says Woods even invited Postle to Vegas and said, 'If you break up with your boyfriend, I can give you some money to get you on your feet.'"

Don't tell that to Jamie Jungers.

Things later got more serious between Kimbrough and Postle, and she said she and Tiger weren't speaking anymore. But we know how that goes.

The mother of Postle's former roommate, Morgan Coles, backs up the story.

"Tiger was obsessed, really hunted her," Nola Coles recalls. "He used to go into Roxy demanding Julie. 'Where's Julie? I want to see Julie.'

"She was 20 then, and I said, 'You've got to get a condo out of this,'" the mother said, "and she just said, 'Oh, no, I can't do that to Tiger.'"

Naturally, Julie Postle's trysts and phone calls with Tiger Woods, which began in 2004, continued even after he was married to Elin Nordegren.

Also naturally, "Tiger told [Postle] that his marriage was just for publicity. She said it was for his image, entirely for the media and wasn't real."

Hope you've got a good divorce lawyer, Tiger.