Okay, maybe we agree with that statement Jen. Yeah, we all change and perhaps another try at a different point in our lives might be good. We just hope you didn’t mean that Brad Pitt dude who moved on completely.
March 23, 2010
Jennifer Aniston Says She’d Give Ex Another Shot
Well, Guess Joe Francis Owes IRS After All
The IRS apparently over calculated the original tax lien, but now claims the number is right and Joe needs to pony up for not paying 2001, 2002 and 2003 taxes.
Lacey the First ‘Idol’ Casualty
During the last season, the one with the lowest vote was forced to sing the song that gave him/her the lowest vote. Now, the twist is that the singer can choose a song which he/she has performed during the past weeks. “The Story, was the song Brown chose, it was her best showing to date. But it turned out that the song was not enough. The judges didn’t use the save on her; they reserved it for the later part of the season when one of the favorites is at risk for elimination.
Paige Miles was also in the bottom two, her American Idol roommate. Miles had a problem with laryngitis this week, but her Honky Tonk Woman rendition of was enough to keep her alive. As expected, the favorites Siobhan Magnus, Michael Lynche, Crystal Bowersox and Casey James were out of danger. Aaron Kelly, Didi Benami and Lee Dewyze also were also safe.
The 17 year old Katie Stevens who Kara thought can win the title is still getting mixed reactions from the panel. DioGuardi asked her to focus on R&B, Cowell wanted her to focus on country and Randy said pop. Not much help also was the advice by Ellen DeGeneres which said that she chooses mariachi music.
Tim Urban and Andrew Garcia, the two remaining guys just got little praise. Urban settled in the bottom three after his reggae inspired performance Tuesday but was also saved by a lot of teen girls vote. David Cook the American Idol Season 7 winner showed the Season 9 hopefuls how it’s done singing Jumping Jack Flash. Two other singers also performed on the hour long show, Orianthi and Kesha. She tried be a fashion risk but ended up as a Lady Gaga wannabe. It is still unknown what they will sing this week, but hopefully it will be more contemporary.
March 22, 2010
Vida Guerra’s Cleavage Impresses
I don’t believe that Vida Guerra does anything, other than maybe help thousands of teenage boys go blind, but I like the way she does it. Here she is at some event showing off more than a little cleavage. I’m pretty sure I could stick a book in between those things and it wouldn’t move. I can think a few more interesting things to stick in there, but I don’t want to seem crass. Besides, I’m just enjoying the show.
Britney Spears’s Nipples Need Straightening Out
Jesus! Britney Spears has got some odd nipples. Here she is doing what I imagine she does at least twice a day, loading up of caffeine and orange soda at the convenience store like the classy broad that she is. I appreciate that she wore some short shorts and went braless in a little top, but thoseBritney Spears nipples need to be reigned in. They’re out of control, I’ve heard of wandering eyes, but wandering nipples? I met a chick with a wandering eye once and I didn’t know where the hell to look, I kept thinking she was looking behind me at someone who was about to strangle me. It freaked me out and made for a very awkward one night stand.
Shauna Sand Side Boob Photos
Shauna Sand was at Malibu Beach yesterday celebrating the coming of spring dressed in one of her usual tiny bikinis. Accompanied by her latest boy toy, Shauna sun bathed for a while and then climbed on top of a rental jet ski. She must have enjoyed the straddling and the power of the vibrating engine between her legs, because once her first hour of skiing was up, she insisted they’d do it for one more hour. Her boyfriend obliged and the couple ended up riding the jet ski all afternoon long.
Although she tried to keep her boobs inside her bikini top, at some point those big puppies were about to escape due to all the bouncing and wave jumping. As a result we got these great photos of Shauna Sand’s side boobs. Enjoy!
Michelle McGee is a Nazi Wannabe
Michelle McGee, the woman who sent Sandra Bullock’s marriage into turmoil not long ago when it became public knowledge that the actress’ husband, Jesse James, had a lover, is the center to yet another scandal. TMZ has unearthed photos of McGee in accessorized with Nazi paraphernalia.
What’s more, according to TMZ:
In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach. […] the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”
I have no idea why someone would trade Sandra Bullock for someone like Michelle McGee, except for the fact that she poses naked, has big plastic tits and is probably a wild fuck. Actually that makes Michell McGee sound quite interesting, but I still wouldn’t throw Sandra Bullock out of bed for eating crackers.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Revealed
Like I need another reality
From left to right here is the new cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Kim Richards, Lisa Vanderpump-Todd, Kyle Richards, Camille Donatacci Grammer and Adrienne Maloof-Nassif.
Learn more about the ladies of Beverly Hills, including who is married to a famous actor and who is Paris Hilton’s aunt, after the jump!
Here’s what we know about the queens of 90210…
Kim and Kyle Richards: Kathy Hilton’s
younger sisters both have acting backgrounds, which of course they don’t need because Housewives is real. Kim Richards, 45 and twice divorced, has four children. Her sister, Kyle, 41, is married with four daughters.
Adrienne Maloof-Nassif: The 48-year-old’s family owns everything from the Palms to the Sacramento Kings. She is married to Dr. Paul Nassif, a plastic surgeon who has appeared on multiple episodes of E!’s Dr. 90210. (Does he offer a Housewife discount?)
Camille Donatacci Grammer: The 41-year-old former Playboy model has been married to Frasier star Kelsey Grammer
Lisa Vanderpump-Todd: The one-time actress co-owns two restaurants with her husband, Kenneth Todd, and has two children named Pandora and Max and an adopted son, Cedric. The restaurateur made news recently when her Bentley was stolen out of her garage and later found in a ditch near Mulholland Drive—the same day Charlie Sheen’s ravine-bound vehicle went AWOL. A source tells E! News
Twilight Fans Not There For Kristen Stewart-Robert Pattinson’s Other Projects
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are clearly going to have to work harder to have a successful career outside of the Twilight franchise. Remember Me bombed it’s opening weekend earlier this month and this past weekend it was the same for Kristen’s Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. The fans have spoken, and they don’t want to see their hero/heroine in any other role than Edward and Bella.
Alice In Wonderland held the top box office spot for the third weekend in a row this week with Diary of a Whimpy Kid coming in second. They were followed for The Bounty Hunter in the number three spot and Jude Law’s Repo Man in fourth place.
The Runaways opened weakly with $803,629 in 244 theaters, averaging $3,294 a cinema. Yikes. That’s bad.
If Kristen and Rob can’t turn their Twilight fame into a strong career, what chance does the rest of the cast have? I have a feeling Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz will life-long B-listers who will still be headlining the Twilight convention ten years from now.
Pictures: Tila Tequila’s Yard Sale Needed Police Enforcement
Tila Tequila hosted a ‘yard sale’ at her home over the weekend, and in true attention-whore fashion she had the police, bodyguards and the paparazzi there.
You can draw your own conclusions as to just how broke Tila is to sell off her shoes and child-sized t-shirts. I mostly posted these pictures because it struck me funny that all the girls lined up to get into her indoor yard sale have a snowballs chance in hell of fitting into anything this celebutard ever owned.
No Fake Boobs Allowed In “Pirates of the Caribbean 4″
I love this story. Disney recently published a casting noticed for females roles in the fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean movie and it clearly states: “Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”
The New York Post reports that actresses will be put to a “jiggle” test, and they’ll immediately be sent packing if their artificial bust doesn’t bounce.
The fourth installment in the Pirates series, titled On Stranger Tides. And even though fan favorites Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley won’t be reprising their roles, there will still be plenty to look forward to. Penélope Cruz is joining the franchise as the daughter of the legendary Blackbeard (Ian McShane) — and Jack Sparrow’s love interest!
Reese Witherspoon Holding Hands With New Man
Reese Witherspoon did her ‘beard’ time with Jake Gyllenhaal and now she has a real man.
Reese has officially gone public with her new boyfriend/agent Jim Toth while spending the weekend in Ojai, California.
Boy George Tweets Affection for Adam Lambert
Hosting a party in honor of his new single, Boy George met up with Adam Lambert and had nothing but positive things to say about the man whose look rivals that of the long-time singer. Tweeted George:
Adam lambert is lovely, we met tonite. He's a beauty! And very normal in the best possible sense.... Adam was the highlight!
Mischa Barton’s Credit Cards Declined At Grocery Store
And we think we’re right because now it seems Mischa was at a Whole Foods ready to pay for the cooked pasta she wanted to purchase, and bam her credit card is denied. So Mischa tried another and bam it was denied. Mind you, this how much can cooked pasta dish cost? Less than twelve bucks? And since she didn’t have any cash, her friend had to rescue her and pay for it. According to witnesses Mischa was pretty embarrassed and kept ducking her head on the way out of the store.
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