Megan Fox Got Married Because She’s Pregnant

At least according to Star magazine. In their print edition this week they posted this little blurb that may confirm that Megan Foxwas knocked up when she got married in Hawaii last week.

Could it be because there’s more than just love in the air?

“It’s being whispered that they got married because Megan’s expecting,” a source tells Star. A friend of Megan admits she’s “been trying to get pregnant.” And Brian was spotted lovingly rubbing his wife’s belly. “He was really gentle with her, especially when touched her stomach. She was glowing,” says the source.

Not sure if I can buy into this one. Megan has lost so much weight lately, it’s possible she might have a hard time getting pregnant. Plus, since getting fired from Transformers she going to have start hustling to keep her career afloat. Meanwhile, her new hubby will be bringing home he bacon from his new role on Desperate Housewives.

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Paul the octopus has made his final selections

Paul the octopus has made his final selections

As the international tug-of-war between Germans wanting to eat him and Spaniards wanting to protect him to the death does something less than rage on, Paul the Oracle Octopus has continued with his charlatan ways and picked winners of both the third-place match and the World Cup final. Given Paul's perfect record in picking his food out of the box covered with the flag of the team that goes on to win the World Cup match, these choices have now reached gospel status. Television networks in Germany, Spain and the Netherlands interrupted their programming to broadcast their octopus overlord's decisions live on Friday. And then they waited, eager and nervous. For an octopus to eat a piece of food.

First up was the Uruguay vs. Germany third-place match. And according to Reuters, Paul is becoming a bit of a showman:

On Friday Paul first settled on top of the Germany container but after a few minutes shifted to the Uruguay container. Then after about 15 minutes he went back to Germany container, quickly opened the lid and ate the morsel of food inside.

Fifteen minutes to make a pick? Come on, Paul. Don't be like LeBron.

Picking Germany was probably a smart decision, though. Maybe it will quell the death threats and allow Paul to finally get back to a normal life. Yet, we do know that Paul didn't make his pick under duress because, well, he's an octopus and doesn't know what these people are doing to him.

[Photos: Check out Paul making his picks]

Anyway, which box would Paul select when humbly asked to make a special non-German match second selection? Who will win it all, Paul — Spain or the Netherlands? Tell us so we can bask in your tentacled glory! Spanish television personalities awaited his decision with mild interest...

Spain! Pulpo Paul is attempting to cement his bid to become the new king of Spain — the first step in his deliberate plot to seize absolute power over the entire universe — by picking them to win their first World Cup. And so it is foretold, and so it is written.

Also featured in that Reuters video report at the top is that prognosticating parakeet threat to Paul's crown, and Paul's captor speaking casually about the octopus' rapidly impending death. Assuming, of course, that Paul is like every other mortal octopus and not, in fact, the Highlander.

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Irate Cleveland Fans Burn LeBron James Jerseys, Cavs Owner Goes Off on "Narcissistic" Star

Even if Leicester Bryce Stovell is the father of LeBron James, it's unclear why this random dude would be entitled to any money.

Conversely, it's crystal clear why so many sports fans are trashing James today: the egotistical superstar didn't simply abandon his hometown of Cleveland for the Miami Heat - he did so in a ridiculously staged primetime special in front of a national audience.

We'd go off on LeBron more, but Cavs' owner Dan Gilbert says it all in an email he posted on the team's official site last night. Aside from telling a reporter that James "quit" in the playoffs, Gilbert wrote to fans:

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.

This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown "chosen one" sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And "who" we would want them to grow-up to become.

But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called "curse" on Cleveland, Ohio... I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only: DELIVERING YOU the championship.

How do Cavs fans feel about LeBron's departure? See for yourselves:

LeBron going to Miami is...

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Britney Spears Glee Episode: Confirmed!

That would-be Britney Spears-themed episode of Glee the singer's manager Tweeted about in a shameless attempt to cash in on the Fox series' buzz?

It's totally on!

We're as surprised as anyone, but the show's creator Ryan Murphy has confirmed to Entertainment Tonight that he’s writing an episode dedicated to her.

More than 13.5 million people tuned in to a Madonna-inspired episode last April. Can a Britney-themed episode come close to that total? Probably.

Will it be any good? That's another story.

GIMME MORE GLEE! Britney Spears' music is coming to the second season of the hit show. Hopefully the Glee cast all goes to Starbucks in honor of the pop princess.

Not everyone on the show, which was nominated for 19 Emmys, will be thrilled. Last May, Matthew Morrison, who plays Will Schuester, actually scoffed at the idea:

"I hope our show doesn't go along that route," he said.

We sort of hoped they wouldn't, too, but perhaps we'll be pleasantly surprised. It just doesn't seem like she has the kind of catalog or musical style to fit the show.

Lady Gaga and Madonna have more vocal talent. Breathy moans, suggestive lyrics and auto-tuning might sell records, but how will they translate on the program?

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Lady Gaga Braves Rain, Wows Today Show Crowd

A little rain couldn't slow down Lady Gaga's reign.

The singer played a full half-hour set on the Today show, belting out her newest song “You and I” (reportedly written for boyfriend Luc Carl) and some of her other hits.

Originally wearing oversized sparkle-encrusted bug goggles, she finished the routine without them. She did her traditional heel-banging on the piano, not to worry.

Here's the powerhouse performer in action ...

A Lady Gaga live performance is a uniquely awesome experience.

As always, she left it all on the stage. Whether you love her music or you don't, there's no disputing that unlike many artists, she gives her all in concert day in and day out

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Kristen Stewart in Welcome to the Rileys: Bella Who?!?

If Kristen Stewart is shy in public areas, how might she react while giving an Oscar acceptable speech?

We're making quite the leap, of course, but the Twilight Saga star is receiving critical praise for her role in Welcome to the Rileys, a drama that comes out in October and co-stars James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo.

In the film, Gandolfini's character is mourning the loss of his daughter and treats Stewart as a surrogate for his late child, as the latter portrays a runaway stripper. It's quite the departure from Bella Swan.

We don't see a great deal of Stewart in the trailer below, but you can get an early look at her role and at the movie now:

Welcome to the Rileys Trailer

As for Kristen's handsome boyfriend, Robert Pattinson is busy filming Water for Elephants these days. Both these stars should have bright careers long past the day the cameras stop rolling on Breaking Dawn.

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Lethal Weapon 5? Mel Gibson Accused of Gun Threat Against Oksana Grigorieva

In what is quickly becoming an uglier feud by the day, Oksana Grigorieva has apparently told Sheriff's deputies Mel Gibson threatened her - with a gun.

The L.A. County Sheriff's Department is investigating the actor for alleged domestic battery, assault with a deadly weapon and child endangerment.

The investigation is based on the following:

• Domestic Violence: Oksana alleges Mel punched her in the face twice, knocking out a tooth and chipping another one. Mel's lawyers deny this.
• Assault with a Deadly Weapon: Oksana told deputies Mel threatened her with a handgun at his Malibu home, an allegation based on her word.
• Child Endangerment: Oksana claims that on January 6 of this year, Mel allegedly punched her in the face while she was holding their daughter.

There was also that racist, sexist tirade.

The accusations are piling up against Mel ... but is Oksana lying?

As we reported earlier today, Mel's lawyers will likely present evidence to deputies that Oksana made up some of the stories and tried to extort him.

He is expected to allege that she has demanded cash in return for secret, recorded tapes of their explosive arguments, some of which were leaked.

According to TMZ, Mel's lawyers will meet with officials to argue Mel is innocent of any crime against Oksana Grigorieva, and the victim of extortion.

The website also claims Mel's lawyers will present evidence that Oksana lied to Sheriff's deputies by knowingly making numerous false statements.

The Sheriff's Department will present the case to the L.A. County D.A.'s office for felony review ... probably in two weeks. More details to come ...

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Kim Kardashian’s Self-Shot Tits Photo

Nothing beats a hot babe who is well aware of the assets that nature (or plastic surgery) gave her, and knows the advantages of sharing them with the rest of us. This is the case with Kim Kardashian, who grabbed her mobile phone and took some awesome photos of her boobs yesterday, as soon as she realized how awesome they looked in her new silver dress. After all, why waste your time waiting on the paparazzi when you can take care of your own publicity?

Speaking of publicity, Kim’s popularity has been dwindling, so may be it’s time she comes up with something new other than strutting her stuff in bikinis and tight dresses. Would it be too much to ask for another Kim Kardashian sex tape?

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Kesha Shows Lots of Skin

Driving a motorcycle can be as exciting for some as having sex, and in this case, seeing Kesha with her long legs wrapped around a bike is (almost) as good as sex.

I couldn’t care less about Kesha’s musical career or her new songs but yeah, I care about her boobs. With her push-up bra pushing her tits to infinity and beyond while wearing that slutty short skirt, there’s no hotter vision than this ultra hot blonde.

By the way, these photos were taken off her new video, titled Take It Off. And taking if off she actually does. In this music video, Kesha shows a lot more skin than she ever has in the past and by golly, she’s looking better than ever!

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Claudine Keane in Lingerie (almost)

Claudine Keane may not be very well known yet, but with a body and a pair of tits like those, she certainly has what it takes to knock any Victoria’s Secrets model off the spotlight.

Claudine is a lingerie model who recently became the new face of Ultimo and boy, does she look good in here new “work uniforms”… Sometimes seeing a super model in lingerie is even hotter than seeing them naked. It’s probably because it keeps you wondering what’s under those tiny panties and push up bras. In the case of Claudine Keane, she’s never been caught in the nude, so she indeed sparks our imaginations and in my case, my wildest and dirtiest fantasies.

Here’s Claudine posing with some extremely small outfits from Ultimo in her hands, yet dressed in regular street clothes. Now that’s torture!

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Serena Williams Not Too Happy with her Body

When I think of tennis players I think of nicely shaped bodies with a certain “volume”, that would put any skinny model to shame. This means I can certainly appreciate Serena Williams’ curves.

The reason I wanted to make this clear from the beginning is because the Wimbledon winner, who beat Zera Zvonereva (another tennis hottie) in the Ladies Singles on Saturday, says it took her two decades to embrace her body shape, and explained:

I was 23 when I realized I wasn’t Venus. She’s totally different. I’m super-curvy. I have big boobs and this massive butt. She’s tall and she’s like a model and she fits everything.

Big boobs and a massive butt mean more territory to explore and more pleasure to have. Common girl, just take your clothes off and let us judge!

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Jennifer Lopez Beach Photo Shoot

Jennifer Lopez just looks gorgeous to me lately. I never used to really care for her..but something has happened to her over the last year. It’s like a softening..or a de-ghetto-fabbing or something.

She looks so great she even manages to soften up her skeletor-like husband Marc Anthony.

Can’t wait to see the final version of this photo shoot when it’s released. It would have been cuter if they had used JLo’s real kids and not models, but I totally understand her decision to keep her babies out of the spotlight.

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Ashley Judd Pisses Off Coal Miners – Shows Up Topless On Golf Course

This is one of those random, crazy stories I love. A 4-year-old photo of a topless Ashley Judd made it’s way to a billboard in a Prestonburg, Kentucky golf course this week in response to the actress’ comments last month calling mountaintop mining the “rape of Appalachia”.

What is it with celebrities and throwing around the word rape like it’s candy. (Think: Kristen Stewart)

Spokesmen from Friends of Coal and the Pikeville-based Coal Operators and Associates said that they don’t know who made the poster, but since they happened to be sponsoring a golf tournament at a club built atop one of those mines we are all assuming it was them.

The golf course poster reads “Ashley makes a living removing her top. Why can’t coal miners?” It was first spotted Wednesday, referring to the photo of a topless Judd using her arms to cover her breasts that ran in a 2006 issue of Marie Claire. Hell hath no fury like a coal miner scorned.

In a speech to the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., Judd, who grew up largely in Kentucky, called herself a “proud hillbilly” and demanded an end to the practice of blasting the tops off of mountains in order to get at the minerals within, a major industry in the region.

“I’m not too keen on reinforcing stereotypes about my people, but I don’t know many hillbillies who golf,” she said, criticizing StoneCrest Golf Course, where the poster showed up, in particular.

“It is time to retire the cynical and superficial coal company-created argument that we must choose between people, their jobs, and our mountains,” she added. “That is simply false, fear-based and fear-mongering.”

Industry defenders would rather it be Judd who keep quiet from now on.

“Coming from a woman who makes movies most people wouldn’t take their children to, I really don’t think she has a lot to say about our industry or anything else that’s worthwhile,” David Gooch, president of the Coal Operator’s Association, told Kentucky’s WYMT-TV, which reported that an anonymous donor paid for the sign.

“She’s not an Eastern Kentuckian. A real Eastern Kentuckian never would have degraded the people here by saying hillbillies don’t play golf.”

But others opposed to mountaintop reclamation are standing firmly behind Judd and are appalled by the “terribly derogatory and sexist” nature of the poster.

“On the bright side, Ashley has certainly gotten under the skin of the callous coal industry hacks and now they’re on the defensive,” writes Rob Perk of the National Resources Defense Council. “For that, as well as her steadfast crusade to protect her beloved mountains from rapacious coal companies that have no compunction about blasting Appalachia’s natural and cultural heritage to oblivion, consider me a fan forever of Ashley Judd.”

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List of 2010 Emmy Nominations Released

Nominations for the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards were announced today, with Lost, Glee, Mad Men and a familiar group of actors and actresses leading the way.

The coveted television hardware will be doled out August 29, with NBC airing the live telecast. Below is a list of Emmy nominees in the 10 major categories.

Did your favorite shows and stars make it? Where they snubbed? Check out which programs, actors and actresses received nods below and comment away:

Outstanding Drama

Lost
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Mad Men
True Blood
The Good Wife

Glee and Lea Michele both earned nominations for Emmys in the show's freshman season, giving us an excuse to post this pic. Well done, nominating committee!

Outstanding Comedy

Glee
Modern Family
Nurse Jackie
30 Rock
The Office
Curb Your Enthusiasm

Outstanding Actress in a Drama

Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
Glenn Close (Damages)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)
January Jones (Mad Men)
Connie Britton (Friday Night Lights)

Outstanding Actor in a Drama

Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Hugh Laurie (House M.D.)
Michael C. Hall (Dexter)
Matthew Fox (Lost)

Outstanding Actress in a Comedy

Lea Michele (Glee)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Toni Collette (The United States of Tara)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The New Adventures of Old Christine)
Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie)
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)

Outstanding Actor in a Comedy

Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Matthew Morrison (Glee)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy

Chris Colfer (Glee)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Jon Cryer (Two and A Half Men)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama

John Slattery (Mad Men)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
Martin Short (Damages)
Terry O’Quinn (Lost)
Michael Emerson (Lost)
Andre Braugher (Men of a Certain Age)

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama

Sharon Gless (Burn Notice)
Christine Baranski (The Good Wife)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Rose Byrne (Damages)
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife)
Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men)

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