Kim Kardashian’s Self-Shot Tits Photo

Nothing beats a hot babe who is well aware of the assets that nature (or plastic surgery) gave her, and knows the advantages of sharing them with the rest of us. This is the case with Kim Kardashian, who grabbed her mobile phone and took some awesome photos of her boobs yesterday, as soon as she realized how awesome they looked in her new silver dress. After all, why waste your time waiting on the paparazzi when you can take care of your own publicity?

Speaking of publicity, Kim’s popularity has been dwindling, so may be it’s time she comes up with something new other than strutting her stuff in bikinis and tight dresses. Would it be too much to ask for another Kim Kardashian sex tape?

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Kesha Shows Lots of Skin

Driving a motorcycle can be as exciting for some as having sex, and in this case, seeing Kesha with her long legs wrapped around a bike is (almost) as good as sex.

I couldn’t care less about Kesha’s musical career or her new songs but yeah, I care about her boobs. With her push-up bra pushing her tits to infinity and beyond while wearing that slutty short skirt, there’s no hotter vision than this ultra hot blonde.

By the way, these photos were taken off her new video, titled Take It Off. And taking if off she actually does. In this music video, Kesha shows a lot more skin than she ever has in the past and by golly, she’s looking better than ever!

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Claudine Keane in Lingerie (almost)

Claudine Keane may not be very well known yet, but with a body and a pair of tits like those, she certainly has what it takes to knock any Victoria’s Secrets model off the spotlight.

Claudine is a lingerie model who recently became the new face of Ultimo and boy, does she look good in here new “work uniforms”… Sometimes seeing a super model in lingerie is even hotter than seeing them naked. It’s probably because it keeps you wondering what’s under those tiny panties and push up bras. In the case of Claudine Keane, she’s never been caught in the nude, so she indeed sparks our imaginations and in my case, my wildest and dirtiest fantasies.

Here’s Claudine posing with some extremely small outfits from Ultimo in her hands, yet dressed in regular street clothes. Now that’s torture!

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Serena Williams Not Too Happy with her Body

When I think of tennis players I think of nicely shaped bodies with a certain “volume”, that would put any skinny model to shame. This means I can certainly appreciate Serena Williams’ curves.

The reason I wanted to make this clear from the beginning is because the Wimbledon winner, who beat Zera Zvonereva (another tennis hottie) in the Ladies Singles on Saturday, says it took her two decades to embrace her body shape, and explained:

I was 23 when I realized I wasn’t Venus. She’s totally different. I’m super-curvy. I have big boobs and this massive butt. She’s tall and she’s like a model and she fits everything.

Big boobs and a massive butt mean more territory to explore and more pleasure to have. Common girl, just take your clothes off and let us judge!

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Jennifer Lopez Beach Photo Shoot

Jennifer Lopez just looks gorgeous to me lately. I never used to really care for her..but something has happened to her over the last year. It’s like a softening..or a de-ghetto-fabbing or something.

She looks so great she even manages to soften up her skeletor-like husband Marc Anthony.

Can’t wait to see the final version of this photo shoot when it’s released. It would have been cuter if they had used JLo’s real kids and not models, but I totally understand her decision to keep her babies out of the spotlight.

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Ashley Judd Pisses Off Coal Miners – Shows Up Topless On Golf Course

This is one of those random, crazy stories I love. A 4-year-old photo of a topless Ashley Judd made it’s way to a billboard in a Prestonburg, Kentucky golf course this week in response to the actress’ comments last month calling mountaintop mining the “rape of Appalachia”.

What is it with celebrities and throwing around the word rape like it’s candy. (Think: Kristen Stewart)

Spokesmen from Friends of Coal and the Pikeville-based Coal Operators and Associates said that they don’t know who made the poster, but since they happened to be sponsoring a golf tournament at a club built atop one of those mines we are all assuming it was them.

The golf course poster reads “Ashley makes a living removing her top. Why can’t coal miners?” It was first spotted Wednesday, referring to the photo of a topless Judd using her arms to cover her breasts that ran in a 2006 issue of Marie Claire. Hell hath no fury like a coal miner scorned.

In a speech to the National Press Club in Washington, D.C., Judd, who grew up largely in Kentucky, called herself a “proud hillbilly” and demanded an end to the practice of blasting the tops off of mountains in order to get at the minerals within, a major industry in the region.

“I’m not too keen on reinforcing stereotypes about my people, but I don’t know many hillbillies who golf,” she said, criticizing StoneCrest Golf Course, where the poster showed up, in particular.

“It is time to retire the cynical and superficial coal company-created argument that we must choose between people, their jobs, and our mountains,” she added. “That is simply false, fear-based and fear-mongering.”

Industry defenders would rather it be Judd who keep quiet from now on.

“Coming from a woman who makes movies most people wouldn’t take their children to, I really don’t think she has a lot to say about our industry or anything else that’s worthwhile,” David Gooch, president of the Coal Operator’s Association, told Kentucky’s WYMT-TV, which reported that an anonymous donor paid for the sign.

“She’s not an Eastern Kentuckian. A real Eastern Kentuckian never would have degraded the people here by saying hillbillies don’t play golf.”

But others opposed to mountaintop reclamation are standing firmly behind Judd and are appalled by the “terribly derogatory and sexist” nature of the poster.

“On the bright side, Ashley has certainly gotten under the skin of the callous coal industry hacks and now they’re on the defensive,” writes Rob Perk of the National Resources Defense Council. “For that, as well as her steadfast crusade to protect her beloved mountains from rapacious coal companies that have no compunction about blasting Appalachia’s natural and cultural heritage to oblivion, consider me a fan forever of Ashley Judd.”

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List of 2010 Emmy Nominations Released

Nominations for the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards were announced today, with Lost, Glee, Mad Men and a familiar group of actors and actresses leading the way.

The coveted television hardware will be doled out August 29, with NBC airing the live telecast. Below is a list of Emmy nominees in the 10 major categories.

Did your favorite shows and stars make it? Where they snubbed? Check out which programs, actors and actresses received nods below and comment away:

Outstanding Drama

Lost
Breaking Bad
Dexter
Mad Men
True Blood
The Good Wife

Glee and Lea Michele both earned nominations for Emmys in the show's freshman season, giving us an excuse to post this pic. Well done, nominating committee!

Outstanding Comedy

Glee
Modern Family
Nurse Jackie
30 Rock
The Office
Curb Your Enthusiasm

Outstanding Actress in a Drama

Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
Glenn Close (Damages)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)
January Jones (Mad Men)
Connie Britton (Friday Night Lights)

Outstanding Actor in a Drama

Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Kyle Chandler (Friday Night Lights)
Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad)
Hugh Laurie (House M.D.)
Michael C. Hall (Dexter)
Matthew Fox (Lost)

Outstanding Actress in a Comedy

Lea Michele (Glee)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Toni Collette (The United States of Tara)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The New Adventures of Old Christine)
Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie)
Amy Poehler (Parks and Recreation)

Outstanding Actor in a Comedy

Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Matthew Morrison (Glee)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy

Chris Colfer (Glee)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother)
Jesse Tyler Ferguson (Modern Family)
Jon Cryer (Two and A Half Men)
Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family)
Ty Burrell (Modern Family)

Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama

John Slattery (Mad Men)
Aaron Paul (Breaking Bad)
Martin Short (Damages)
Terry O’Quinn (Lost)
Michael Emerson (Lost)
Andre Braugher (Men of a Certain Age)

Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama

Sharon Gless (Burn Notice)
Christine Baranski (The Good Wife)
Christina Hendricks (Mad Men)
Rose Byrne (Damages)
Archie Panjabi (The Good Wife)
Elisabeth Moss (Mad Men)

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Kate Plus 8 and a Squawking Chicken

Surprisingly, we're not talking about Jon Gosselin in the above headline. No, Kate Gosselin is taking on much more intelligent creatures this week on Kate Plus 8.

The results are somewhere in between tragic and comic.

Watching her fake cluck at the start of the preview clip below is bad enough, but then you hear her do some real squawking. Similar-sounding to the hen, oddly.

Why she wants chickens in the first place is unclear.

Maybe to teach the kids a lesson about responsibility? For the free food? Because TLC told her to? To have someone new to complain to about Jon and Ellen Ross?

Find out this Sunday ... if you can tolerate her:

Kate vs. Chickens

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Album Sales Plummet for Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus has been tamed again.

After an incredibly disappointing opening week of sales for "Can't Be Tamed," fans of this young singer said to wait. It's just been a few days, they cried! Give the album time!

A week later, though, the compilation is barely holding a place in the Billboard 200's top 10. With Eminem's "Recovery" still holding strong at number-one (with 313,000 copies sold), Miley's CD fell six places to number-nine, selling just 32,000 copies.

That's an astounding 68% drop-off from last week.

By comparison, Miley's 2008 "Breakout" sold 1.5 million copies and was certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. There's very little chance "Can't Be Tamed" will achieve half that level of success.

Does this mean Miley has lost a significant amount of her fan base? There's no other way to see it. Numbers speak for themselves.

Perhaps she should go to college, after all. They have marketing classes there.

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Kim Kardashian to Release Second Fragrance

You just couldn't let Bruce Willis have the spotlight, could you Kim Kardashian?!?

The same week this movie star came out with "the manlest scene in the world," Kim announced that she'll release her second fragrance in February 2011. We can't believe we need to wait so long to smell like the sweat of Miles Austin.

"I am so excited to tell you guys that my second fragrance will launch in February of 2011!!!!! I wanted to let you guys know here first so you can all share the excitement with me," Kim wrote on her blog, adding that the theme is "glamorous."

Replied a user on Kardashian's official site:

KIM thats GREAT NEWS!!!!! Im so glad bc honestly your current fragrance didnt work for me, I really wanted to like it, I bought to support u bc I love u and am a big big big fan, but the scent was to “flowery” for me. Hope your new one is different, so i can wear. But regardless I will purchase it!

That sums up Kim's fan base well: blindly supportive, vocal with their affection for this professional celebrity, yet honest about the utter lack of value she has to offer to them and/or the world in general.

Meanwhile, it's ironic this individual found the fragrance to be too flowery. This reality star was deflowered years ago on tape. We all saw it.

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Ke$ha Music Video Stills Released for "Take It Off"

Like Adam Lambert, Ke$ha may not be loved by everyone out there, but even her harshest critics must admit:

This singer aims to entertain.

She also brings her own style to every music video, including the latest for the single "Take It Off." We've previewed it below, via a few still images from the unreleased video. What do you think?

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Vienna Girardi Sex Emails to Lee Smith: Revealed, Scandalous, Far From Intelligent

A tearful Vienna Girardi claimed in this week's explosive interview on The Bachelorette that she was loyal to that stiff Jake Pavelka until the bitter end.

Actor Gregory Michael said he made out with her before the breakup, though, and now a bunch of emails she allegedly wrote to her ex have surfaced.

Emails full of sexual innuendo ... and spelling errors.

Lee Smith, one of many ex-boyfriends in the wild, crazy life of Vienna Girardi, has apparently been in contact with her since her stint on The Bachelor.

Vienna's "bubbie" (whatever the hell that means) released what he says is a June 14-16 email chain - i.e. a week before the Breakup of the Century.

Excerpts from the unintentionally hilarious exchange:

We think this is Lee Smith, the ex-boyfriend of Vienna Girardi in question. We're not positive, however. The girl kind of got around. Like a record, one could say.

Lee Smith: "I'm here again feeling a oh so fimilar [sic] feeling ... I think it is a mixture of antisapation [sic] or mabey [sic] it's me just missin you either way..."

Vienna Girardi: "You are my life. I love you so much and can't wait to be in your arms again."

Lee Smith: "Don't u miss touching all the time are [sic] long baths ..."

Vienna Girardi: "I do miss all that. I love you so much bubbie. I want our life back."

Lee Smith: "u are all I want!!!! I want to sex u up so bad baby!"

Gosh, who wouldn't want to sex that up ... well, besides that prude Jake. Interestingly, contrary to her claim that Playboy made up the rumor of a Vienna Girardi nude photo spread, her last email says, "I may be doing playboy this weekend ... Xoxo."

A source close to Vienna says she wasn't the author of these gems obtained by TMZ, and thinks someone "hacked her email." LOL, who's the source, Lindsay Lohan?

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Introducing: Twilight for Guys!

Eclipse may be setting the box office on fire, but let's face it:

How many of those in attendance are men?

If any film in The Twilight Saga wishes to truly set revenue records, it should follow the advice of the following parody, as summed up by this quote from it:

Your skin is soft and shaved everywhere... I know what you are: vampire lesbian.

Twilight for Guys

While we'd never object to ladies in their underwear, the best part of the video above is the reaction of the men that watched this altered version of the film. To wit:

"It was the best acted movie since Reindeer Games!"

Hilarious stuff.

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Lindsay Lohan Possibly Likens Her Jail Sentence to Human Rights Violation in Tweeting Rampage

We put nothing past Lindsay Lohan. Nothing.

That said, she did not overtly compare her legal plight to that of an Iranian woman being tragically stoned in her latest Twitter rant. But you still have to wonder.

Maybe she's just so moved by Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, who may be stoned to death for adultery, that she linked to Newsweek article to draw attention to it.

Or she's trying to subtly draw a ridiculous parallel to herself, having been sentenced to 90 days in jail Tuesday for repeatedly, brazenly violating her probation.

Come on. Has Lindsay ever cared about anything besides herself? We're talking about a spoiled brat who walks into court with the words "f--k u" on her nails.

Just saying. Read from the bottom up and see what you think ...

What do you think? Drawing attention to a serious issue with no selfish motive whatsoever, or shamelessly using it to attract sympathy to her own plight?

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Larry King, Shawn Southwick Cancel Divorce

It seems like only yesterday that Larry King and Shawn Southwick were on the cusp of divorcing amid rumors he was giving it to her sister Shannon Engemann.

It was mid-April. Both sides filed divorce papers separately then, and hope appeared lost ... until both filed petitions to dismiss their divorce papers yesterday.

The judge needs to sign the papers to dismiss the divorce petitions, but it's just a formality. The once-feuding pair look like they will stick this out long term.

A little surprising, as Shawn's overdose and possible suicide attempt in June seemed to cast doubt on whether the issues with King were able to be reconciled.

Larry King's eighth wife may be his last after all! Shawn Southwick has already past all his previous ones by making it to double digits. Great job you guys!

The couple, who have two children together, recently reconciled on a trial basis, not long after they filed their divorce papers, but had yet to formally call it off.

Now King, who just announced his retirement, has declared an end to the dissolution of his marriage as well. We're happy to see they're working things out!

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Crystal Bowersox Shows Off New Smile

Following her run to the finals of American Idol, Crystal Bowersox has not let success go to her head.

But she has let it get to her mouth!

The singer, who sported dreadlocks and a gap-toothed grin throughout her run on the show, visited the dentist before embarking on this summer's tour and has Tweeted a photo of her new smile, along with the following:

whats NOT missing in this picture?????? Yeah. That’s right.

We've posted the before-and-after shots below. Looking good, Crystal!

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Off to Sweden? Elin Woods Given "Wide Latitude" Over Custody Decisions in Tiger Split

One of the burning questions surrounding the Tiger Woods divorce settlement is where Elin Nordegren and the couple's children will live once the split is final.

That's still unclear, but it appears as if she will call the shots.

Sources familiar with the divorce say Elin Woods will have control over where they reside, opening the door for her to potentially settle in her native Sweden.

The agreement was supposed to be finalized by the end of last week, but there is still one document being negotiated - presumably pertaining to the kids.

No wonder Tiger's been so frustrated and distracted lately.

CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION: Tiger's almost single at last! Woo!

As for the property settlement, we reported last week that Elin will get right around $100 million, somewhere between 1/5 and 1/6 of Tiger's net worth.

In other words, he's worth between $500-600 million.

All those earlier reports of her getting $750 million? Probably a little over the top, considering he doesn't even have that much. Still, $100 million. Wow.

As for whether Elin actually moves to Sweden permanently with the kids, it's uncertain. But the divorce deal gives her "wide latitude" in figuring it out.

What do you think she should do? Leave for good?

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Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again?!?

Come on, Kourtney Kardashian.

Is your reality show struggling so mightily that you must ruin the life of a second child by exploiting it for the sake of ratings?!?

The answer is YES, if this tabloid cover story is to be believed. According to In Touch Weekly, Kourtney Kardashian recently shared pregnancy news with Scott Disick... who reacted to it by flirting with another woman right before Kourt's eyes. That bastard!

Poor Kardashian wants to leave her shady baby daddy, but is allegedly "terrified" to do so. After all, viewers certainly won't watch Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami just for the personality of these sisters alone.

Take this report with a grain of salt the size of Kim Kardashian's ego, however.

Supermarket tabloids have a penchant for "confirming" baby news that turns out to be nothing more than a confirmation that the magazine has written about a celebrity and mentioned the word baby. Right, Jessica Simpson?

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Mel Gibson Investigated For Domestic Violence

The chatter regarding Mel Gibson's alleged abuse of ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva isn't just getting attention online - it's sparked interest among police.

A terrifying tape of Mel's racist tirade against the mother of his eight-month-old daughter surfaced last week. Grigorieva herself denies leaking the tape.

The release of the rant followed accusations that he punched her in the face, however, painting a sick picture of the actor, who split with her in January.

In the tape, Mel allegedly references the incident in which Grigorieva says he assaulted her, and adds that she deserved it. What a class act this guy is.

Understandably, the police are looking into it.

If Oksana is to be believed, no one is safe from Mad Mel.

"An investigation of domestic violence has been launched by [Los Angeles Sheriff's] Malibu/Lost Hills station detectives ... involving actor Mel Gibson and his former girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva," read a statement released Thursday.

Referring to the January 6 incident, "The police detective in charge of the investigation is currently gathering information regarding the allegations. Due to the investigation being preliminary in nature, no other information is available at this time."

Attorneys on both sides weren't available for comment.

Gibson and Grigorieva have been locked in a bitter custody fight over their daughter, with the Russian singer filing a restraining order June 25. That was the first time the claim he punched her in the face "more than once" became public.

Sources close to Gibson have denied there was any physical violence, claiming he merely was trying to stop Grigorieva from shaking Lucia "like a rag doll."

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LeBron James Delivers Most Overt Eff You in Sports History, Joins Miami Heat

A man is claiming to be the father of LeBron James.

A former teammate may have slept with his mother.

But this NBA superstar is facing a problem of a different kind now: he's become one of the most hated athletes in all of professional sports.

The 25-year old free agent left the Cleveland Cavaliers tonight and joined up with fellow stars Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the Miami Heat. In one sense, it's a selfless act: James took less money to sign with Miami and is choosing to subjugate all personal achievements (scoring titles, MVPs, etc.) for the sake of a championship (or six).

But why make make the announcement on a primetime ESPN special?!? Having spurned his hometown via such a public, self-serving spectacle, James should prepare to be booed out of almost every arena in which he plays next season.

Fans in Cleveland are already burning LeBron James' jerseys in the streets, and it's hard to blame them. James may win an abundance of titles now, but he'll never have done so as the established leader on his own team.

Is that a decision Kobe Bryant or Michael Jordan ever would make?

Sports fans will be debating this for months. What do you think? LeBron signing with Miami is...

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