Vienna Girardi From The Bachelor: Topless Model!

Everyone on The Bachelor hates Vienna Girardi.

We're starting to understand the reason (or two reasons) why the only one who's opinion matters, star Jake Pavelka, has taken a liking to her, however.

ABC's official "bio" for Vienna Girardi, who has quickly become the enemy of every other girl left on the series, lists her as a "marketing representative."

Looks like they conveniently left out some of her free-time pursuits ...

Vienna Girardi sure can strategically wear a scarf, and clean up nice.

The above pic, unearthed by some site called Hollywood Life, is from a pinup calendar sent to over 2,500 clients and friends of C.O.D. Trees, Inc. of Oviedo, Fla., in 2009.

We have no idea what any of that means. What we do know is that it will surely fuel the fire for V's haters (as if rumors of her dating someone else weren't enough).

One wonders how Jake will feel when he finds out about this.

The Bachelor spoilers we've read project Vienna as one of the final girls standing. If that's true, we can see this (topless!) bomb being dropped on Jake soon enough.

You know Mike Fleiss is salivating over this ... possibly in more ways than one.

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Linda Hogan to Pen Tell-All Biography, No One to Read It

Unlike the Oprah Winfrey autobiography we wrote about earlier today, the following book is actually going forward. To the chagrin of numerous trees that will be killed in its name.

In response to her ex-husband's recent memoir, which labeled her an “abusive alcoholic,” Linda Hogan is preparing a tell-all of her own.

It will focus on her turbulent relationship with Hulk Hogan; her son's 2007 car accident; and "how much better life is now that she is no longer married," her attorney, Ray Rafool, said.

Rafool also labeled the upcoming book as "uplifting," which we can only assume is a reference to where her skirt ends up every night in bed with 19-year old Charlie Hill.

“She will include all the trials she endured during the marriage, Nick’s accident and the things she has accomplished,” Rafool told Fox News. “Linda wants people to know her – she understands what it is like to get a divorce, to be a mother with grown children and establish a career and move forward.”

That career? Bitter ex-reality star.

Rafool adds that Hulk Hogan probably won't like the book. If it includes more references to her daughter's boob job and banging habits, Brooke Hogan might not be a fan of it, either.

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Jason Mesnick, Molly Malaney to Wed in Bachelor Special This March

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Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney, one of the most controversial (and successful) couples in the history of The Bachelor, are getting married in just over a month.

ABC will be televising it in a two-hour special.

The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding, will air Monday, March 8. We're fairly sure that's one week after the current season finale, which would make sense.

The big wedding special for Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney will also show the bride's dress fitting, planning for the day, bachelor/bachelorette parties, etc.

Past participants of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette will be on hand, which probably goes with the territory when Mike Fleiss gets to plan your nuptials.

The Bachelor's 0-13 marriage steak is about to come to an end! Well, technically not, as Molly Malaney didn't receive Jason Mesnick's final rose ... but close enough!

The Bachelor wedding is only the second such event in the franchise's 19 seasons.The Bachelorette star Trista Rehn married Ryan Sutter on TV in 2003.

Jason proposed to Molly Malaney in New Zealand, the site of the infamous March 2009 season finale where he initially chose Melissa Rycroft instead of her.

He soon broke up with Melissa and asked Molly for another chance on the After the Final Rose special. She said yes, and they got engaged in October.

Mesnick first became a franchise fixture as runner-up on DeAnna Pappas' edition ofThe Bachelorette. He then became The Bachelor's first single dad.

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Jasmine Anema Passes Away

Jasmina Anema, who captured the hearts of President Obama, Rihanna and thousands of ordinary Americans, lost her courageous fight against leukemia today.

The little girl was just six years old.

"Today, January 27, at 10:55 p.m., Jasmina lost her fight against leukemia," her grief-stricken mother wrote to a sad group of supporters who that rallied around Jasmine's worldwide, public campaign to find bone-marrow donors.

President Barack Obama himself commented on the sand news, releasing a statement:

Jasmina Anema was not lacking for celebrity support.

"It is with great sadness that Michelle and I extend our condolences on the passing of Jasmina Anema ... she showed tremendous bravery, and her ability to remain positive was an inspiration to me and to all those she touched."

Jasmina Anema's story gained publicity last year when Rihanna made a public plea for bone-marrow donors to come forward. As a result, Destiny's Child singer Michelle Williams, NBA star Paul Pierce and others joined the cause.

Jasmina received her transplant last year when a near-perfect match was found. But in September, her leukemia returned, though she always remained positive.

Rest in peace, Jasmina, and may your inspiring story give hope to others out there waging similar struggles, and to those who lend a hand to others in need.

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Loredana Jolie: Tiger Woods is a Freak in Bed; Sex Addiction Rehab is a Lost Cause

Loredana Jolie says Tiger Woods' treatment for sex addiction might be a lost cause, because he was an animal in the sack and is just "not normal" overall.

Well, tell us how you really feel, Loredana Jolie!

One of the hotter and more scandalous Tiger Woods mistresses (she worked as a call girl) tells the N.Y. Post that the world's #1 golfer is a freak in bed.

So much so that sex rehab probably won't cure him.

"He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning," Jolie said. "He wasn't a healthy guy. He couldn't sleep and would stay up all night."

"I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him."

The Sicilian-born stunner, who also goes by Loredana Ferriolo, is shopping a book about clients she "serviced" as an escort for madam Michelle Braun.

Tiger Woods mistress Loredana Jolie looks ravishing in a cosmetics ad she modeled. That was just her day job, though. She moonlighted as a high-priced call girl.

Loredana's rep, Teisha Dynell, told us, "There were many other celebrity clients, actors and businessmen from New York, California and around the world."

It's doubtful she "escorted" anyone more famous than Tiger freaking Woods, though. He supposedly hired her off and on for two years until about 2008.

Dude was into some kinky stuff too.

"Tiger's sexual fantasies were not normal," Loredana said.

"He likes role-playing, he likes to be the one control, the guy wearing a suit while girls are performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man."

Uhhhhhh...

"He'd have different girls all the time ... role play, fetishes, stuff like that. He would also ask me to text pictures of myself when we weren't together."

Braun, who first outed Loredana as one of Tiger's women, said: "The girls would tell me what went on with Tiger. He always asked for girls and liked threesomes. But I wouldn't be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved."

There you have it folks. Tiger Woods allegedly had sex romps with men present or somehow involved. Just when you thought you'd heard everything.

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Supriya Harris Accuses Steven Jackson of Abuse

Steven Jackson hears a lot of boos as a member of the St. Louis Rams. If he did what he's accused of here, he'll think the abysmal 2009 season was nothing.

The running back is accused of beating up girlfriend Supriya Harris during an "argument" last March - while she was nine months pregnant with his child.

In a complaint filed with the Las Vegas Police Department, Harris says that Steven Jackson "became enraged and pushed me to the ground, repeatedly."

Harris claims her then-boyfriend, "forcibly grabbed my arm and flung me against the door. I was protect my stomach from the blows, I was 9 mos pregnant."

That's even more messed up than Harris' grammar.

Did Steven Jackson ram Supriya Harris into a door?

Even worse, Supriya Harris claims Jackson "continued to shove me against the door until his nephew ... interceded and yelled, 'uncle, she has a baby, stop.'"

Harris claims she was "bleeding heavily" from wounds she received after she was smashed into a door handle and Jackson took her to a nearby hospital.

There, he instructed her to lie and tell doctors that she was injured from a fall in the shower. Ten days after the incident, Harris gave birth to their son.

According to the complaint, Harris claims she left Steven four months later after he threatened to beat her up again at a music festival in New Orleans.

Jackson and Harris have been arguing over child support payments, with Harris filing documents begging a judge to force Steven Jackson to pay up.

That case is still pending.

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Kim Kardashian: I'm HOT, HOT, HOT!

You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for a few photos - in a bikini!

Due to the rarity of this occurrence, the professional celebrity felt a need to Tweet a handful of pictures from the shoot to her followers, accompanied by the humble words: "HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!"

She also refers to her swimsuits as "SUPER SEXY & EDGY!"

Do you agree? Or is the bathing suit not exactly what catches your attention in the images below...

Looks like those pastries Kim consumed on Monday played no factor on her body fat. She Tweeted earlier this week:

"OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok."

Sure it is, Kim. You'll just down some QuickTrim and crap them all out anyway.

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Rihanna on Matt Kemp: I'm Single!

Rihanna and Matt Kemp have certainly been having a good time of late.

Just don't expect him to be there at Sunday's Grammys: "I'm going alone, as always!" she told Us. "Even when I was in a relationship, I always have gone alone."

She then added, "I'm still single, if that's what you really want to ask!"

Single? What about the trip to Dubai? Or all that frolicking Rihanna and Matt Kempdid in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico? Or the pic of them at the NBA game below?

"It was a blast!" she said, coyly, about all of the above.

If Rihanna and Matt Kemp aren't dating ... what are they?

As for the Grammys Sunday night, she said she is "excited" about being nominated for Best Rap/Song Collaboration with Jay-Z and Kanye West for "Run This Town."

"This was actually the first music we did since the last Grammys," she said. "It's exciting that it's nominated. We cannot wait. We hope we bring home the bacon."

Even if she doesn't, she'll enjoy this year's show more than last. Rihanna's appearance at the 2009 Grammy Awards was cancelled after Chris Brown ... you know.

Kemp yesterday denied rumors involving his own abusive past.

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Nick Jonas is the (V)MAN!

As the latest cover boy for VMAN magazine, there is no doubt: Nick Jonas is THE man!

The young singer poses in a variety of ways, most of them in a retro style, all of them H-A-W-T!

Nick, who is touring with his new group, will eventually reunite with his brothers on stage.

For now, when asked about modeling, he says: “I just prefer to make people happy with my music.” Will he settle for both? Ogle this Jonas sibling below:

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Noah Cyrus Launches Children's Lingerie Line

We wish we were making this up:

Noah Cyrus and a friend are the main (extremely young) faces of a new clothing line... of children's lingerie!

It's called "Ooh! La, La Couture" and it's pretty much a collection of French Maid outfits. To wit:

This isn't the first time 10-year old Noah has been involved in an age inappropriate activity:

She wore this outfit during a red carpet appearance last year; and more recently sung about getting crunked and brushing her tetth with Jack Daniels.

Watch a video of Noah and Miley Cyrus, with the former shilling for her clothing line, below.

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Samantha Harris: Leaving Dancing with the Stars

Samantha Harris is exiting the ballroom.

The Dancing With the Stars co-host has announced her resignation from the show. She won't return for the its tenth season, which kicks off on March 22.

“[Dancing with the Stars] could not have been more of a dream job,” she said. “I loved every single second of it and I’ve made lifelong friends at the show.”

So, why is she leaving? Harris majored in journalism at Northwestern University (go Wildcats!) and wants to focus on other projects, such as her correspondent duties at The Insider.

“I interned at Entertainment Tonight 15 years ago, the summer after my sophomore year at Northwestern and I dreamed of working in the same space as hosts Mary Hart and Mark Steines and now I’m living that dream,” Harris said.

Who do you think should replace Harris on the show? We hear Paula Abdul is available.

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