July 12, 2010

NICOLE COCO AUSTIN,Kim Kardashian AND THEIR ARSES AT THE BULLRUN RALLY





The Bachelorette Hometown Dates: Who Will Survive?

In The Bachelorette preview below, Ali Fedotowsky travels to meet the families of Kirk DeWindt, Chris Lambton, Roberto Martinez and Frank Neuschaefer.

The results of this coming Monday's hometown dates? Mixed.

"Whoa!" she says, covering her mouth as Kirk's dad leads her down to the basement. "This is my taxidermy work," he boasts. "I bring animals back to life!"

Visiting Chris L. on Cape Cod could be awkward in a different way. "I haven't been able to bring anyone back since my mom passed away," the hunk admits.

As for Frank, he's the nervous one on their Chicago date. "This is a very stressful ordeal. There is a lot at stake, so I want my family's opinion," he says.

See The Bachelorette spoilers for much more on who she supposedly picks, but based on this clip, Roberto Martinez looks like a frontrunner. Take a look ...


Hometown Dates Preview

Mel Gibson Rant: Leaked, Profoundly Disturbing

mel Gibson's alleged racist tirade directed at Oksana Grigorieva is no longer alleged - the audio has been leaked, and it's even more disturbing than you think.

The enraged star can be heard below unleashing a profane, sexist rant against the mother of his baby daughter, using the N-word and other derogatory phrases.

Gibson accuses his ex-girlfriend of lying about fake breasts and trying to breastfeed eight-month-old Lucia, saying she dresses like ... we can't even repeat it.

Previous reports about Mel Gibson's racist tirade couldn't do justice to the hatred in his voice as his rage builds to increasingly palpable levels. It's kind of scary.

Whether or not he physically attacked Oksana remains unclear, but when you listen to the recording below, you won't find that allegation hard to believe either.

Be forewarned, the language Mel uses is extremely vile ...


Mel Gibson Rant

Sick. That these words and phrases even exist in the vocabulary of any person is deeply upsetting. What an absolute lowlife and disgrace to humanity.

Kourtney Kardashian Kalls Out Taboid Report, Defends Baby Daddy

A recent tabloid cover story stated that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again and shady baby daddy Scott Disick reacted to the news by hitting on a woman in front of her.

Not exctly his most dastardly deed.

Still, Kourtney felt the need to make more headlines for herself from this report and responded to it on her blog yesterday. She wrote:

"Gotta give it to the trash mags this week for some pretty creative Kardashian stories. One of my favorites is that Scott was flirting with a sexy blonde aka Joyce, my most gorgeous and fabulous friend and makeup artist. Lol."

Likely Not PregnantTotally Plastic Pairing

Kourtney also felt the need to defend another random aspect of the article:

"The story went on about how Scott was downing sangria, a drink I'm pretty sure he has never had before. In fact there wasn't even any sangria at the table. Not to mention, he wasn't drinking alcohol period."

Okay, Kourtney, we got it: Scott wasn't flirting and he wasn't drinking. Thank goodness you cleared those rumors up.

Care to respond to the pregnancy claim now???

Hannah Montana Sneak Peek: The Final Season

Ready to enter an alternate universe?

Given the extreme makeover Miley Cyrus has undergone over the past couple months, it's jarring to remember that she still plays Hannah Montana on television.

In fact, that show will air the first episode of its final season tomorrow night. It finds the Stewarts moving into a new ranch home and we've posted a sneak peek at the premiere below.

Miley is front and center, but there are no same-sex kisses, no gyrating of the crotch and no torn-up, low-cut, ridiculous outfits to be seen...


Hannah Montana Clip

Lindsay Lohan in Jail: No Cigarettes = Big Problem!

Lindsay Lohan's close friends are concerned about her going to jail.

Not on moral grounds or anything like that. They're just worried the train wreck won't survive a day without the one thing she can't live without ... cigarettes.

Lohan is likely to do time at the same all-female facility where Pariilton was locked up in '07, and the place has a serious zero tolerance no-smoking policy.

Bad news for Lindsay.

She's a "serious chain-smoker," blowing through at least two packs a day. "The first thing she does when she wakes up is light a cigarette," a friend says.

Lindsay Lohan Legal PadA Smoker

SMOKED: Lindsay Lohan must surrender July 20 to begin her 90-day jail sentence. Maybe she can draft up a legal manifesto to score some cigarettes in the slammer?

The source adds, "I'm honestly scared for [Lindsay] ... I don't think she's gone a day without smoking in years. This isn't something she can stop overnight."

"It's a serious condition."

We'd feel bad, except had she not displayed the worst possible attitude, acting like a spoiled brat who is somehow above the law, while flat-out ignoring very reasonable probation terms, she'd be free to smoke all day on the outside.

Just saying. It's her fault.

The upside is that if she goes to the Lynwood facility July 20, as expected, it could actually lead to her kicking the habit, if she's willing to put in the effort.

Don't hold your breath.

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt: Married!

Jim and Pam on The Office are finally married in real life.

Just not to each other.

A week after Jenna Fischer and Lee Kirk tied the knot, her on-screen husband John Krasinski wed actress Emily Blunt on Saturday in a private ceremony.

The couple wed at the Villa D'este in Como. The couple had been staying at George Clooney's nearby Lake Como estate since the 4th of July weekend.

Clooney and his girlfriend, Italian TV presenter Elisabetta Canalis, attended the outdoor ceremony honoring The Office and The Devil Wars Prada stars.

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski

Congratulations to the newlyweds, John and Emily!

John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, who have been tight-lipped about their romance from day one, began dating in 2008 and got engaged in August 2009.

LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony: Married!

It's (finally) official! After a five-year engagement, actress/MTV VJ LaLa Vazquez and NBA star Carmelo Anthony married in New York City Saturday night.

Adorably, their 3-year-old son, Kiyan, escorted them to the altar.

About 320 people, including pals Kim Kardashian and Ciara, were on hand to watch LaLa walk down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown, adorned with flowers.

Carmelo proposed in 2005 with an 8-carat cushion-cut diamond, but later added 2 1/2-more carats with two matching wedding bands, worth $200,000.

"They are ready to party!" Kevin Osbourne, who led the band that played during dinner, said. "A lot of soul and R&B. Michael Jackson to Stevie Wonder."

DJ Clue was also scheduled to spin.

Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vazquez Photo

Congratulations to Carmelo Anthony and LaLa Vazquez!

In the run-up to the big day, LaLa Vazquez joked that wedding planning was wearing her out, even though planner Mindy Weiss was handing the details.

"I'm seeing the pre-wedding stress increase... The guest list went from this to that [indicating larger]. I'm trying to control it. It's, like, over the top now!"

Glad it worked out. Congratulations to the happy couple!

John Mayer to Play in Cleveland ... and South Beach

For all his douchebag tendencies, John Mayer deserves credit for the creative way he just announced his upcoming tour dates, spoofing LeBron James in the process.

Proving LeBron isn't the only narcissistic star who can self-importantly declare where he'll be playing, John posted a video announcing he is taking his talents to Ohio.

Here's one performer who will never betray you, Cleveland!

So as not to disappoint fans in other cities, of course, he will also be heating up South Beach. And New York. And New Jersey. And Seattle. Gotta share the love!

The singer-songwriter notes that while his high school career may not have equaled that of LeBron James, he did once score rather impressively in a movie theater ...


John Mayer Announcement

Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher: Married!

Looks like July 10 was quite the day for celebrity weddings.

John Krasinski married Emily Blunt in Italy, while LaLa Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony tied the knot in NYC. But they weren't the only stars to exchange vows.

In Greensboro, Ga., Carrie Underwood married Mike Fisher!

The Grammy-winning singer and the NHL player wed at the Ritz-Carlton Lodge, Reynolds Plantation, with more than 250 guests on hand to witness the bliss.

"We could not feel more blessed to have found each other and to have shared this day with our friends and family that mean so much to us!" the pair said.

Mike Fisher and Carrie UnderwoodMike Fisher and Carrie Underwood Picture

The soon-to-be-newlyweds at this year's Grammy Awards.

During the ceremony, which featured the couple's favorite Bible verses and classical music, the bride walked down the aisle in a Monique Lhuillier lace gown.

Security was tight, with the property closed to anyone not working at the hotel or instrumental in making the Carrie Underwood-Mike Fisher nuptials happen.

Even the road leading into the hotel was closed to traffic.

Speaking of privacy, the newlyweds were scheduled to spend their first night together as husband and wife in the Ritz's 5,400-square-foot Presidential House.

After Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher got engaged last December after about a year together. Now they can get crackin' on that big family she wants!

Congratulations to the amazing and happy couple!

Taylor Momsen on Miley Cyrus Comparisons: Shut the Eff Up!

Miley Cyrus may be a colossal disappointment for a variety of reasons, but at least she doesn't curse, smoke or look like a raccoon at all times.

The same can't be said for Gossip Girl cast member Taylor Momsen.

Speaking to FHM UK this week, the 16-year old lashed out at critics that compare her to Miley, making it very clear that she doesn't see any similarities between the pair.

"I'm not looking to be Miley f*cking Cyrus," Momsen said. "I don't care about the fame. I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we'll go along for the ride."

Taylor M.Miles in Concert

Momsen and Cyrus may both act and sing, but that's pretty much where the comparisons end. The former fronts rock band The Pretty Reckless, while the latter is nothing more than a Britney Spears wannabe at this point.

Still, Taylor feels a need to distance herself from Miley, adding: "I think the Disney bubblegum shit that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression."

It's unclear what that actually means, but Gossip Girl fans have made their opinion of Momsen and her character well-known: Jenny Humphrey has been written out of most of next season on the show.

Good riddance.