March 1, 2010

Kim Kardashian’s Vanilla Cupcakes


Kim Kardashian Tight Dress Photos
Kim Kardashian now has her very own cupcake mix. After making a few million dollars selling her diet pills, it’s a paradox that she’s now trying to sell us something to make us fat, but who knows, may be she’s trying to target that small percentage of the population that needs to gain some weight. But really, who cares what Kimmy is selling us? The important thing here is that she’s showing her big cupcakes in these photos. Wait, make that “her big poundcakes”.

The dark haired socialite showed up at the Famous Cupcakes building in Beverly Hills this past Friday accompanied by her mom, and the two posed for the paparazzi before going inside for the official unveiling of “The Kim Kardashian Vanilla Cupcake”. Kim Kardashian has some of the best boobs in Hollywood nowadays and she was proud to show them wrapped in a gray and black dress at the launching of her vanilla powder for the Famous Cupcakes brand. Lucky for us, her dress was extremely fitted and showed every curve of her body. Unlucky for her, she couldn’t eat cupcakes or her dress would’ve un-stitched itself.


Payback Time for Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Candid Photos

Jessica Simpson is about to spill the beans on all things John Mayer at no other than the Oprah Show. The voluptuous blonde singer has agreed to speak of her tumultuous relationship with Mayer plus to board the theme of her sudden weight gain last year. So far, it seems she won’t be speaking about her breakup from Tony Romo. In Touch Weekly tells us:

An insider close to Oprah Winfrey tells Life & Style that Jessica will tell all very soon on Oprah’s couch in a revealing interview pegged to Jess’ new VH1 show, The Price of Beauty, which premieres on March 15. John may have shared all his dirty details about Jess with the world, but will the pop singer use her chance to do the same? “Knowing Oprah, I’m sure she’ll ask Jessica her thoughts about John or her response to him,” said the insider.


Fergie’s Ass is Entertaining

Fergie's Ass Photos

Fergie was never one to show much skin in the first place but after she got married she’s been even worse; not a nipple slip, an upskirt shot and even a see thru shirt. Thank goodness her career forces her to dress sexily sometimes and this week was one of those happy occasions.

During their concert at NY’s Madison Square Garden yesterday, The Black Eyed Peas’ hot singer wore a series of outfits that were literally from out of this world, among them one that showed her sweet booty while squeezing her big boobs at the same time. The outfit, that was made of leather and featured space-like crystals around the waist area, was quite weird to say the least, but it included no pants at all. It allowed for Fergie’s back-end to be on display clad in just tight leather undies and black fishnet. Sweet!

Myleene Klass Bikini Shots


Myleene Klass Bikini Photos

Here is a great set of bikini photos of Myleene Klass that will surely warm you up this cold winter day. Sadly, chances are you don’t know who Myleene Klass is, and I have to admit that I had to wiki her name to find out what she owes her celebrity status to. It so happens that she’s some sort of media personality in England, where she’s pretty well known, mostly for her song Moving On. In other parts of the world she’s becoming rapidly popular for her bikini-wearing skills.

Myleene Klass was this past week in Barbados, where she was posing for some promotional photos for high street chain Marks and Spencer (in a swimsuit, of course). But those pictures are not as exciting as these candid ones shot by some hotel co-guests while Myleene was frolicking in the warm Caribbean waters. As you can see, her bikini bottoms kept trying to malfunction. It’s a shame they were not completely successful!

Anne Hathaway Naked

Anne Hathaway Nude Photos
The upcoming movie Love and Other Drugs, that is set to be released in the next few weeks in movie theatres everywhere, has Anne Hathaway naked. That’s right, this movie gives us what we never expected to see in our lives, and a viewer that attended the premiere in Pasadena, California has confirmed the rumors. This viewer wrote on IMDB:

“Anne Hathaway meanwhile burns up the screen, and not just because she’s naked half the time. Even when she’s dressed you simply can’t take your eyes off her.”

Apparently Anne Hathaway has a steaming love scene with Jake Gyllenhaal, and she ends up showing her butt, tits and even her private parts not one but several times. No matter what this flick is about, it’s definitely a movie you won’t want to miss!

Coco Austin’s Butt Crack Offends MySpace

Coco Austin Butt Picture

MySpace is on its way to losing millions of members after Coco Austin confirmed yesterday that the mega social network deleted a photo of the famous blonde because it showed part of her buttocks. Austin posted on her twitter account:

“Why did myspace take this pic down. Are they offended by ass-crack? Its female curvature!”

The picture indeed shows lots of butt but it’s such a nice big round butt that the MySpace’s moderators should be ashamed of themselves!

Speaking of her twitter, Coco also wrote about losing her jewelry box with all of her and her husband’s bling, and offering a nice reward for it. Poor girl, this is definitely not her week! She should lock herself in her bedroom and not go out until the next moon phase. I’m sure she can find lots of ways to entertain herself like locked in there with Ice.

J-Woww on Jersey Shore Fashion: Do-Over!

Jersey Shore star J-Woww (Jenni Farley) was known for her risque fashion selections on the first season of MTV's breakout hit show. To her chagrin.

She wishes she could have a few fashion do-overs when it comes to her style. Asked to pick her biggest fashion regret, she couldn't even pick one.

"Oh! Everything on the show," J-Woww told MTV News. "I was really sick during the shooting of it. I ended up going to the doctors and the hospital."

"So, like, everything!"

Even the relatively conservative outfit seen here ...

Angelina, Pauly D and J-Woww

J-Woww's not kidding about earrings. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

While she still has Season 2 to think up some better looks, she knows the one thing she will always include in any one of her outfits: "Earrings!"

We suppose that even if you see J-Woww nude, she will be wearing those: "I have chubby ears, so I gotta wear my earrings, no matter what."

J-Woww should start packing up all hers, since the Jersey Shore cast is hitting the road for and getting ready to take South Beach in Season 2.

"[Expect] more hookups," J-Woww said. "More drama - a lot more. I don't know [what the drama will be about]. We haven't really changed, but we have."

Of the Jersey Shore cast, she adds: "We're a bigger family, which I love. So, when we're all together, we know each other, so there is no [holding back]."

Lady Gaga Disses Doubting Ex

The April issue of Cosmopolitan magazine, upon which she graces the cover, features music superstar Lady Gaga recounting an old boyfriend who doubted her.

One she's not opposed to rubbing her success in the face of now.

"I had a boyfriend who told me I'd never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I'd fail," the singer recounts.

Gaga adds, "I said to him, 'Someday, when we're not together, you won't be able to order a cup of coffee at the f**king deli without hearing or seeing me.'"

Some might call that quote arrogant, but it's hard to blame her for relishing that just a bit, given how hard she worked to succeed, and then stay at the top.

GaGa Ooh La La

Someone dared to doubt this.

She also says she "ate sh*t for so long" trying to make it in music and "I've always been delusionally ambitious to the point where people don't understand me."

Hopefully Matthew Williams, her current beau, is not one of those people. He's worked with her for so long, we imagine they click professionally and personally.

Also notable is the conventional lingerie she wears on the Cosmo cover.

After all, we're talking about a girl with wacky, avant garde style, who wears hair phones, masks, bulges in her pants and ... whatever that is in the pic above.

Lady Gaga can certainly pull of a variety of bizarre and regular style choices. We expect her to show similarly versatility and longevity in the world of music, too.

Cops Seek Missing Meds in Brittany Murphy Case

Brittany Murphy had a lot of drugs in her system when she died in December. Her death has been ruled an accident, but several questions about it linger.

The actress obtained a prescription for 120 hydrocodone (Vicodin) pills 11 days before her death, but on the day she died, there were only 11 pills left.

Suspicious, no? Moreover, the L.A. County Coroner's Office cannot locate the doctor who prescribed the pills and are currently on the hunt to find him.

According to the Coroner's report, the medication prescribed specifically to the fallen star were supposed to be taken a maximum of four times a day.

But since 109 of the pills were missing from the bottle when she died, only 44 should have been gone if Brittany had maxed out on the prescription.

Rest in Peace Brittany

R.I.P. The late Brittany Murphy last year. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Brittany's husband, Simon Monjack, says he is vindicated by the accidental death findings, but officials want to know why so many pills were prescribed at all.

A member of the Coroner's Office recently went to Simon Monjack to assist them in locating the doctor who prescribed the meds, but he was not any help.

Why are we not surprised in the least?

The cause of Murphy's death is listed as "accidental" - the result of pneumonia, prescription and over-the-counter drugs - but is still far from a closed case.

Will the missing doctor be found? And if so, will he ultimately face legal action like the enablers/doctors who treated Anna Nicole Smith and Michael Jackson?

Charlie Sheen Also Hoped Denise Richards Would "F-cking Die," Legal Document Reads

On December 25, 2009, Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to wife Brooke Mueller's throat and said: I'll kill you.

A one-time occurrence from a (possibly) cocaine-fueled, troubled actor? Not exactly, new court documents reveal.

According to TMZ, Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards might testify in the comedian's criminal case next month. The disturbing reason?

The district attorney is interested in a declaration Richards signed (under penalty of perjury) on December 30, 2005. On that day, she got a restraining order against the Two and a Half Men star and swore the following in court:

In the middle of an argument, Denise was holding her and Charlie's daughter Lola. From there, Sheen "pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children's toys and fell on the floor with Lola."

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards

Under oath, Richards said her husband screamed: "I hope you f-cking die, bitch... You are f-cking with the wrong guy."

Sheen denied this allegation at the time, but a prior incident of wife-threatening won't bode well for the actor. If subpoenaed, Richards will testify about this exchange in a Colorado trial, where Sheen faces a felony charge of menacing.

It sounds as though the nickname given to Sheen's iconic Major League character ("Wild Thing") applies to the actor, as well.

Bret Michaels on Miley Cyrus Duet: I'm Not a Dirty Perv!

On Rock of Love, Bret Michaels had more sex with desperate groupies than Heidi Montag has had plastic surgery procedures.

As a result, it shouldn't be hard to grasp the controversy surrounding the rocker's duet with 17-year old Miley Cyrus, especially when the lyrics on "Nothing to Lose" include:

We both know better than this/Still we can't resist/Slowly get undressed/Won't you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe.

Still, when asked about the scandalous song, Michaels told Us Weekly "it's blown out of proportion." He elaborated, explaining how the duet came about:

"[Miley's] like, 'This is an incredible song, it's beautiful. Maybe I could [add] some stuff to it, some harmonies,'" Bret said. "She was excited that she didn't have to follow any rules."

Bret Michaels PicMiley Helps

As for telling a girl that's not yet old enough to vote to "slowly get undressed?"

"I never sat down and said, 'Look at the content. Look at the lyrical content,'" Michaels said. "The part where it says she slowly gets undressed, Miley says, 'Yeah she does.' It has no reference to her and I. It's not even a duet."

In conclusion, the long-haired reality star makes no apologies:

"As God is my witness, there is nothing I have to be defensive about. I'm a good dad. I just thought it was a beautiful song."

It's not bad. We just hope Miley showered multiple times the day they recorded it together.

Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney: Married!

The Bachelor star Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney became the first couple in the 13-season history of the show to get actually married Saturday in California.

If you want to get technical, though, no Bachelor star has wed his final rose recipient, as Jason dumped his, Melissa Rycroft, for runner-up Molly after the fact.

Somehow we don't suspect Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi (who The Bachelor spoilers suggest he picks over Tenley Molzahn) to be the first. But moving on.

Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney made if official in front of an estimated 300 guests at the majestic Terranea Resort on the coast of Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.

The nuptials, which will be televised on the two-hour March 8 ABC special The Bachelor: Jason and Molly’s Wedding, were also marked by a driving rainstorm.

Rain on your wedding day. How ironic ... or the result of an 8.8-magnitude earthquake hitting Chile earlier that day and causing a near tsunami in California.

Still, not even that could dampen the day for these two ...

Hugs All Around

SOAKED BUT PSYCHED: Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney tie the knot!

“We’re really excited for them,” said Jillian Harris former Bachelorette star, who vied for Mesnick’s heart on The Bachelor, and attended the nuptials with fiance Ed Swiderski.

“They are very ‘normal’ in one sense, but both of us have been through things in terms of the tabloids and drama after our shows were over,” adds Jillian.

Trista and Ryan Sutter (the only pair from The Bachelorette to wed thus far), DeAnna Pappas, Jesse Csinsak and Kiptyn Locke were also among the guests.

They watched Molly Malaney, bedecked in a $45,000, strapless Monique Lhuillier gown and Neil Lane jewelry walk down a 200-ft. aisle to “Over the Rainbow.”

Sung by American Idol stoner alum Jason Castro, natch.

The ceremony lasted 15 minutes - and concluded with the release of white doves into the rainy skies, as Jason Mesnick tried to shield her from the rain.

Chris Harrison served as the officiant. Kidding ... probably.

Following the romantic, momentous ceremony, the couple's guests enjoyed cocktails before a reception ... thankfully in an indoor ballroom at the resort.

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Arrive At LAX Together

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen picture proof of the elusive Robsten. But photographers snapped them arriving together at LAX over the weekend. Both Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were returning to L.A. from the BAFTA awards in London.

You’ll notice that Rob’s buddy Tom Sturridge was traveling with them. Lots of Robsten’s haters think that Kristen is a beard for Rob and Tom..but I”m not sure I’m buying that. Maybe…it does sort of make sense. For what it’s worth, Rob is carrying Kristen’s bag for her. Is it a sign of his feelings for her or he is just being the gay English gentleman?

I also noticed in these new pictures that Rob has the most gorgeous, delicate fingers. Random thought? Yes. But look for yourself.

I am now obsessed with those long, perfect fingers. They are perfect musician hands..a bit feminine yes..but still sexy.

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Marie Osmond’s Son Left Suicide Note For A Friend

And the celebrity related suicide story this week is about Marie Osmond’s 18 year-old son. Ugh. So sad. Even sadder is that he sent a text message just minutes before he took his life to a neighbor indicating there was a suicide note for her in his room.

Michael Blosil, one of Marie Osmond’s eight children, jumped to his death from his downtown apartment building around 9PM. Minutes later, in reponse to the text message, the neighbor entered Blosil’s apartment to find the note. Reportedly, the note claimed the woman was Blosil’s only good friend in L.A. and he was very unhappy.
Law enforcement sources say the note did not explicitly mention suicide, though it spelled out things Blosil would be doing for the last time. The woman and Blosil’s roommates became alarmed but had no time to seek help; they became aware of sirens and saw emergency vehicles already on the street below the apartment.

When Blosil’s roommates spoke to police, they confirmed that he was sober around the time of his death, though he had struggled with addiction in the past. Following the divorce of his parents, Michael became depressed and in November 2007, entered rehab.

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Whitney Houston Looking Whack In Australia

Whitney “Crack is Whack” Houston is back! And terrorizing the people of Australia.

Not only did she disappoint fans by stumbling her way through songs..she’s been a rude biatch to everyone she comes in contact with.

And what the hell is up with this picture? She looks like an escaped mental patient that missed her last three doses of meds.

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Courtney Love Attacks Edward Norton On Twitter

In this week’s installment of “When Courtney Love Attacks” her latest victim is ex-boyfriend Edward Norton.

Love, who dated Norton in the 90s after costarring in “The People vs. Larry Flynt,” doesn’t make total sense, but as seen from the stream of tweets below, she seems to want Norton to pay her back $300,000 he took for a private fund before she gets the authorities involved. She posted a similar missive on Facebook last November.

As she types, “@EdwardNorton you want to be president, and i want you to be but clean ths [sic] mess up.”

She also calls him a “terrifically bad sexist.”

Courtney is on the cover of the March issue of Spin magazine. As all things about CL..it’s quite interesting.

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Denise Richards May Testify Against Charlie Sheen

denise richards testify against charlie sheen Denise Richards May Testify Against Charlie Sheen

The district attorney in colorado wants Denise Richards to testify against Charlie Sheen when he goes to trial over the 2009 Christmas day incident with his wife Brooke Mueller. The district attorney has read over Richards declaration from a restraining order she got December 30, 2005 that read:

in the middle of an argument, she was holding their daughter Lola, when Charlie "pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children’s toys and fell on the floor with Lola."

"Charlie then pointed his finger at me and screamed, ’I hope you f*cking die, b*tch.’ As Charlie was walking out the front door he said he was going to have me killed. He said you are f*cking with the wrong guy."

Charlie denied the allegations, and it doesn’t even matter if the allegations are untrue. The fact is allegations that sound believable, even without any proof, are all that is needed to convict anyone of any crime in America. The best lawyer in the world may or may not be able to save Charlie, but he does have one ace up his sleeve, both Charlie and Brooke are in rehab for addiction, which makes Brooke look as guilty as Charlie just as Charlie claimed. At the very least Charlie could get off easier.

In the future Charlie needs some counseling on how to manage his frustration in emotionally stressful situations. When a person becomes emotionally stressed they act in ways they normally would not, because they lose control of themselves. Learning self control when under stress is something Charlie, and Brooke, need to work on. Stay off drugs and alcohol is also important, since being under the influence already makes a person lose their self control.

The only way for Charlie to avoid these problems in the future is to never yell, push, hit, criticize, or make empty threats, to anyone ever again.