Michael Lohan Suffers Heart Attack, Claims "OMG Hope You Are Okay" Text From Lindsay

Michael Lohan was scheduled to have a heart procedure yesterday after having a heart attack. But hope was not lost. His his spirits were lifted by a text of support.

That text was sent from none other than Lindsay Lohan.

M-Lo was rushed to the hospital in New York last week with what is believed to have been a mild heart attack, and underwent an angioplasty procedure Wednesday.

Who knew he even had a heart? Sorry. Stents were also being placed as surgeons try to unblock his coronary arteries (similar to the surgery Bill Clinton had done).

Speaking from his hospital bed with Radar Online (don't we all), Lohan said: “The surgeons are hoping this will work but if it does not I may have to get a bypass."

We sort of wish he had bypassed this news story right now.

Is Michael Lohan cooking up tall tales about a text from Lindsay? If she did send one, this photo of her may be more along the lines of the message she conveyed.

While blaming his previous career as a stock broker for the stress, as well as the recent court drama with ex-fiancee Erin Muller, he did have some positive news.

“I got a text message from Lindsay which read: ‘OMG. Hope you are okay’ and my other kids have all been in contact with me too," says the Father of the Decade.

“My girlfriend, Kate Major, slept here with me overnight and my spirits have been definitely lifted by the overwhelming support from both my family and friends."

"I’ve been through a lot in my life, been to jail, court cases, even drove my Ferrari over a cliff once, so, it’s going to take a lot more than this to finish me off!"

Sure thing, Mike. You just let Radar know how it goes, okay?

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Snooki Once Kind of Killed Someone

Before she was a world-renowned trashy reality star, Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was criminally charged for getting minors trashed at a house party.

A party that ended with a DUI death of a classmate.

Snooki was one of three individuals charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a Marlboro, N.Y., High School senior at the time.

Truncali died with a BAC of .18 - more than twice the legal limit - when he crashed his car and died on Thanksgiving after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.

He had been drinking heavily in Snooki's basement before crashing his car on his way home. Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages.

Snooki, of course, has emerged as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s hit show, where partying and binge drinking is frequently part - or all - of the episodes.

Are Snooki and her co-stars setting a terrible example?

According to police statements, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi, who is Snooki's mother. Helen was investigated but not charged.

The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki's rise to stardom.

Michelle and Bill Truncali are upset how she "glorifies" alcohol consumption, and watched two Jersey Shore episodes before they "couldn’t take anymore."

She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: "She doesn't care about what happened to our son." But later she said: "We're not out to trash Nicole."

"I never blamed her. She was a 16-year-old (sic). I blame others."

"I am not looking for those people to get arrested, I just want the truth ... I just don't feel that parents should allow underage drinking in their homes.”

Bill and Michelle said they hope that by speaking out they will spread a message to other teens about consequences of underage drinking and driving.

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Jesse James Issues Vague Non-Statement on Affair

sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James, has issued a vague public apology to his wife and children, following a woman's claims that he had an affair with her.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee accuses James of hitting that repeatedly.

In his "apology," James never directly admits to having an affair, match, but says, "There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me."

Yeah. No $h!t. Who does this guy think he is, Tiger Woods?!

Did Jesse James cheat on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee, a supposed tattoo model and mother of two? He hasn't admitted it in so many words, but it looks like it.

The Monster Garage star claims says a "vast majority" of the allegations made against him are "untrue and unfounded," but goes on to say that, "It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way."

Seriously dude. Stop channeling Tiger.

While dodging cheating allegations, Jesse concludes, "This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused."

"I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."

FYI, reportedly Sandra Bullock moved out already

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Should Elizabeth Edwards Kill Rielle Hunter?

She developed terminal cancer. Her husband used that to garner sympathy while running for U.S. president, all while cheating on her with Rielle Hunter.

He then knocked Rielle up, lied about it many times, and may have even used political campaign funds to perpetuate a cover-up. Yet she stood by him.

His former aide came across a John Edwards sex tape. Rielle posed like a total hoe in GQ magazine and basically said that the affair was all his wife's fault.

How long until Elizabeth Edwards takes this b!tch out?!

The Rielle Hunter GQ pictures had to be the last straw. She ripped Elizabeth and says she and John Edwards were in love. Will this private hell even end?

People magazine asks how much more Elizabeth can take, but read between the lines. What they're really asking is: What's she going to do about it?

We think that the best defense is a good offense.

We're not suggesting Elizabeth actually kill Rielle Hunter, or insinuating it's even crossed her mind, but come on. She's got to get revenge somehow, some way.

What better way to finish this soap opera, right? She can divorce John and take all his money, but that skank Rielle? She deserves something far, far worse.

Okay, maybe not actual, physical violence. But at least having the fancy house she lives in (and John Edwards paid for) toilet papered to high heaven.

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Britney Spears & Jason Trawick: It's Not Over!

"Let's start over ... I'll try to do it right this time around ... it's not over ... 'cause a part of me is standin' in the ground." - Chris Daughtry

What breakup with Jason Trawick?!

Two days after reports surfaced that the relationship between Britney Spears and her agent beau was dead and buried, and one day after conflicting reports that they were kind of just off and on, the pair put on a united front in L.A. Wednesday.

Their hot destination: a party supply store.

There, the 28-year-old pop star purchased a tiara, which she quickly put on her head. Throw in a McDonald's run and you've got the ideal Britney Spears date.

Jason Trawick and Britney Spears stick it to the haters!

A source explained yesterday to one prominent celebrity gossip tabloid that Spears and agent Trawick are "on and off," and spent this past weekend together.

The breakup report surfaced earlier in the week and was first reported by E! News, one of the more legitimate sources in the entertainment world. It's weird.

The couple has been an item since early 2009, after Spears bounced back from a tough 2007 and 2008 that included going bat$h!t insane and losing custody.

"Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney's life," a source said of the couple. "And he's very protective of her."

When and if they're actually dating, at least.

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American Idol Performances: Ke$ha and David Cook

It was a tough week for Lacey Brown on American Idol, as the singer became the first season nine finalist to be voted off the show.

But things went better for Ke$ha and David Cook on Wednesday night. Both stars took to the stage and performed their hits "Blah Blah Blah" and "Jumping Jack Flash." Enjoy both performances below:

Blah Blah Blah

Jumping Jack Flash

On Tuesday, American Idol will return to the air. Will Siobhan Magnus continue her run toward a title? Tune in. Find out.

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Tiger Woods Text Messages to Joslyn James: Angry, Dirty, Nasty Stuff

Tiger Woods mistress and porn star Joslyn James did as advertised and posted over 100 sexy text messages

Tiger Woods allegedly sent her on her website earlier today.

The topics? Choking, threesomes, golden showers, etc. Standard fare for Tiger Woods.

We're starting to get an idea of why Elin Woods is supposedly so irate over Tiger's dalliances with Joslyn James, even though he had a dozen other mistresses.

Her site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts from the golfer that say:

• I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
• I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.
• Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
• You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.

Just when we thought Tiger Woods couldn't be more of a depraved individual, another mistress comes forward with text messages about golden showers.

Interestingly, Joslyn James omitted the texts she sent back to Tiger, so it's impossible to know the context or what she said that may have egged the superstar on.

Then again, that golden shower one seemed pretty unprovoked. Just saying.

And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight ... parent hood melt down :)" Cute.

The last message, dated October 4, 2009, says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my life. If my agent and these guys had seen you ... F**k."

Woods was allegedly livid because Joslyn went to Tiger's hotel room in Las Vegas that morning while Tiger entertained investors from Dubai. When he returned to the room ... she was still in the room. He was apparently not happy.

No word on whether she was able to make it up to him somehow ...

Joslyn James and Tiger Woods had an interesting relationship.

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