March 19, 2010

Should Elizabeth Edwards Kill Rielle Hunter?

She developed terminal cancer. Her husband used that to garner sympathy while running for U.S. president, all while cheating on her with Rielle Hunter.

He then knocked Rielle up, lied about it many times, and may have even used political campaign funds to perpetuate a cover-up. Yet she stood by him.

His former aide came across a John Edwards sex tape. Rielle posed like a total hoe in GQ magazine and basically said that the affair was all his wife's fault.

How long until Elizabeth Edwards takes this b!tch out?!

The Rielle Hunter GQ pictures had to be the last straw. She ripped Elizabeth and says she and John Edwards were in love. Will this private hell even end?

In Such Pain

People magazine asks how much more Elizabeth can take, but read between the lines. What they're really asking is: What's she going to do about it?

We think that the best defense is a good offense.

We're not suggesting Elizabeth actually kill Rielle Hunter, or insinuating it's even crossed her mind, but come on. She's got to get revenge somehow, some way.

What better way to finish this soap opera, right? She can divorce John and take all his money, but that skank Rielle? She deserves something far, far worse.

Okay, maybe not actual, physical violence. But at least having the fancy house she lives in (and John Edwards paid for) toilet papered to high heaven.

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