Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints

Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly wowing us these days with her sexy outfits, I know she’s accepted that she’s soft and proud of it, but a little cleavage would really make things pop… In my pants. I couldn’t resist. Seriously though, her boobs look like one of those tubular throw pillows you see on a senior citizen’s couch. The pattern isn’t really helping either, it reminds me of those Magic Eye posters from the 90’s where you squint and see something like a penguin on an ice flow. Well, I’m squinting and all I see are fading memories of Jessica Simpson’s tight little body. Sigh.

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Yesterday’s pictures of Whitney Port’s delicious long legs got me in the mood for more, so thankfully she decided to head to the beach or pool or whatever to get some sun on those things. Here she is doing her best to get my attention by fiddling with her bikini top. Silly girl, that’s not going to work on me, I’m far to worldly to fall for such a pedestrian move. Although, she’s really getting in there, like she’s trying to radio Tokyo with her nipples. Wouldn’t that be awesome, talking to some asian chick on Whitney Port’s boobs. I’ve completely lost my train of thought haven’t I? Damnit!

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Michelle Branch Is Inked

It took me a while to write this post because I had to do a little research to remind myself who this Michelle Branch chick was. After about three minutes of searching and five minutes of online sudoku I’m still not sure what she’s famous for. In any case, whoever she is, she looks pretty hot showing off her stripper tramp stamp tattoos in Inked Magazine. I think that just about covers it, oh I forgot to say something about her boobs, or lack there of. Done.

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Elle Macpherson’s Supermodel Leather Pants

Here’s former supermodel Elle Macpherson in Paris, I think, wearing a nice pair of leather pants showing us that she hasn’t missed a step when it comes to hotness. I for one am really glad to see that leather pants are making a comeback, I can finally dig my sweet pair out from under the stairs. I wonder if I still have the matching tie. What do you mean they’re only coming back for women? What kind of sexist garbage is that? I suppose it’s for the best, my ass looked a little too good in those things anyway, it could be dangerous.

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Gemma Atkinson Lingerie Photos

It’s been a while since we got any photos of Gemma Atkinson worth writing about, and today the ultra curvy British model is making up for it. Gemma, who was photographed for Ultimo Lingerie a few weeks ago for their new promotional campaign, was also featured by Rock Chick this week, and the result is nothing short of spectacular, as you can see below.

For those of you not familiar with Gemma Atkinson, let me just say that this babe was the hottest thing to come out of England back at the beginning of this decade, when she played Lisa Hunter on the teenage soap opera Hollyoaks. After that, she got her boobs enlarged and went to a 34E, which launched her into the risqué lingerie modeling arena. Ever since, Gemma has posed for the world’s most popular lingerie companies, with results as hot as these fabulous photos.

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Kristen Stewart Couldn’t Grope Dakota Fanning

Kristen Stewart has been busy promoting her upcoming movie The Runaways, which tells the story of the 1970’s teenage rock group and their ups and downs in a decade when being part of an all-female band was not acceptable. In an interview about her role in the flick, Stewart admitted she was literally told not to grope Dakota Fanning during a sex scene because her co-star was just 15 years old at the time of the filming. The start of the Twilight movie series, who is only 19 years old herself, told Access Hollywood:

She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her. I’m actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that I don’t remember (from) when I was younger. […] I don’t want to give anything away. It’s a really passionate, hardcore scene.

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Corey Haim Dating Daisy De La Hoya When He Died

As I knew it would, the Corey Haim story is getting sadder and sadder. Not only did he have eight film projects in the works, he had a girlfriend. After being introduced by Corey Feldman, Haim started dating Daisy de la Hoya, the star of VH1’s reality show Daisy of Love.

“I’m sooooooo devastated right now,” de la Hoya tweeted this morning. “This is the worst day ever I can’t believe this.”

The romance between the two was very new. “Daisy loved The Lost Boys, and she always had a crush on Corey,” a source close to De la Hoya tells us. “Their first official date was two weeks ago, but they’d been hanging out a little while before that. Corey invited her to the Playboy Mansion. Corey Feldman came, too.”

De la Hoya apparently wanted to help Haim with his struggles. “Daisy knew Corey was doing a lot of drugs—especially prescription meds,” our source says. “She thought he was kind and talented, and she wanted to rescue him. She became his confidant over the last few weeks. He told her a lot.”

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Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: Bounty Hunter Premeire In London

The hair. The legs. The tan. The chin.

Jennifer Aniston looks fab as usual at the London gala premiere of Bounty Hunter. I can count on my hands the number of movies I’ve liked that Jen has made, but I’m actually excited to see this one. I think pairing these two together was brilliant. The chemistry between them just jumps out of the pictures and knocks you on your butt.

Maybe they could be the newer, sexier, funnier Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks.

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Who Knew Kristen Stewart Had Such Great Legs?

Kristen Stewart rocked some sexy Christian Louboutin leopard print heels on The Tonight Show Wednesday night. KS was on the show to promote the soon-to-be-released The Runaways.

I missed the show so when I saw these pictures of the legs on this kid I was shocked. I’ve seen her legs before in a mini but she’s usually rockin’ sneakers with it so it ruins the whole leg line. These are the hottest shoes I’ve even seen this chick wear.

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Justin Timberlake Parties With TAO Go-Go Dancer

Just as the tabloid headlines are reading things like “Justin and Jessica Are Not Breaking Up” and “Jessica Biel Loves Justin Timberlakes Mother” these saucy pictures pop up.

When you are Justin Timberlake you have chicks like this throwing themselves at you daily/nightly and I’m sure this is just a case of another ho trying to get up all on JT. But he sure doesn’t seem to mind the attention.

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Lady Gaga & Beyonce “Telephone” Video – Watch It Here

Finally, the Lady Gaga & Beyonce joint “Telephone” was release today.

It’s pretty steamy…but that was to be expected.

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Katherine Heigl (Finally) Leaving Grey’s Anatomy

I’m so over Katherine Heigl. I really wanted to like her when she first busted out on Grey’s Anatomy but she’s been such a twit over the years that I really could care less about her anymore. I won’t bore you with details about how she has annoyed me in the past..I’ll just report that it looks like she has finally pissed off the powers that be at Grey’s and they are cutting the cord.

Series creator Shonda Rhimes has reportedly agreed to release the star from her contract. Heigl was scheduled to come back to the show on March 1 following a personal hiatus to shoot a film and spend time with her adopted daughter. But Heigl has not yet returned to work to make the final five episodes of the season, and sources say the two sides have mutually decided to terminate the relationship now.

Oh well..she’s got that stellar movie career to fall back on. Ha!

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Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves – Bravo Upfront Party

The most stoned celebrity couple…ever. At least Matthew McCnaughey and Camila Alves sure look half-baked at the Bravo Upfront party this week.

If you aren’t addicted to Bravo reality shows like I am, Camila Alves is this season new host for Sheer Genius. And she sucks. I”m pretty sure she only got the gig because she is Matt’s baby-mama.

Believe it or not, Camila is actually a model. Although if these pictures are any indication she is not photogenic.

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National Enquirer Tries To “Out” Jeremy Renner

Queerty.com reports that the National Enquirer is trying to out The Hurt Locker’s Jeremy Renner.

Their reasons, not because he didn’t hook-up with Jessica Simpson when he had the chance. It’s because he brought his mom to the Oscars, he likes showtunes, and he prefers to play “emotionally complex characters.”

Enquirer has a track record of attemping to out celebrities; Meredith Baxter, Larry Birkhead and Gayle King. They also published a quote from Renner’s old acting coach, who spoke with another publication some time ago.

“I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy’s boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern.”

Why does Hollywood try to hide homosexuality? No one cares. Ellen Degeneres has the most popular talk show on television, everyone loves Anderson Cooper and we all still believe Neil Patrick Harris’s character on How I Met Your Mother. Then again, Rupert Everett claims coming out ruined his career. And there is a reason that Tom Cruise, Vin Diesel and Ryan Seacrest are still in the closet.

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Mischa Barton: House for Sale

Making the big decision to put her home up for sale, Mischa Barton's Beverly Hills home is now on the market.

The former “O.C.” star has decided to move away from the Beverly Hills neighborhood and is asking $8.4 million for the Tuscan-style mansion.

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Joseph Fiennes Welcomes Baby Maria!

Welcoming their first child into this world, Joseph Fiennes and Maria Dolores Dieguez had a baby girl on Monday (March 8).

The “Flash Forward” actor and his Swiss model wife wed in a religious ceremony last summer in Tuscany.

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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler: UK Premiere Pals

Hitting the red carpet like seasoned pros, Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler attended the London premiere of “The Bounty Hunter” at Leicester Square on Thursday (March 11).

Sharing plenty of laughs together, the sexy actress and the hunky actor worked the cameras and talked to press before heading inside for the film’s debut.

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Ed Westwick: Vita Coco Cool

Plugging away on set of “Gossip Girl,” Ed Westwick was spotted in New York City on Wednesday afternoon (March 10).

Taking a breather in between takes, the hunky actor looked focused as he looked over his lines and stayed hydrated by sipping on some Vita Coco coconut water.

Mr Westwick’s final scenes wrapped up filming for the season- as yesterday’s taping was the upcoming season finale.

Meanwhile, word has it that Ed and girlfriend/co-star Jessica Szohr are to buy a house together. He told press that his future plan is, “to make some money and buy a nice house for Jessica.”

Celebrity GossipEnjoy the pictures of Ed Westwick on the set of "Gossip Girl" (March 10).

Mr Westwick’s final scenes wrapped up filming for the season- as yesterday’s taping was the upcoming season finale.

Meanwhile, word has it that Ed and girlfriend/co-star Jessica Szohr are to buy a house together. He told press that his future plan is, “to make some money and buy a nice house for Jessica.”

Celebrity GossipEnjoy the pictures of Ed Westwick on the set of "Gossip Girl" (March 10).

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Kourtney Kardashian: Hard at Work in Miami

Still busy with work duties, Kourtney Kardashian was spotted filming in Miami, Florida on Thursday afternoon (March 11).

Looking her usual sexy self, the E! reality babe headed over to Ballans on Lincoln Road to grab up lunch with her old pal Jackie.

In related news, Kourtney has just announced that she and her sisters, Kim and Khloe, have partnered with their favorite skincare system, PerfectSkin.

She tells, "We’ve been approached by so many companies in the past asking us to be the face of their skincare products, but we’d never really found products that we were proud to stand behind… but we swear by the PerfectSkin three-step skincare system."

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Simon Says Crystal American Idol Early Favorite

It is reiterated by Simon Cowell that he believes that Crystal Bowersox is a front runner for the title of American Idol’s season nine. He said on an interview when he appeared in the Tonight Show last Monday night with Jay Leno, that he likes this girl named Crystal.

He said that he admit in the first time he saw her that he gave a description that she is buster and he likes the way she handled her self and she admitted that’s what she really was. She’s has boosted her confidence now. She got sick but she quickly got over it. She has a great voice and is different from the rest.

The 24-year-old who comes from Elliston, OH and is now currently residing in Toledo was almost forced out of the contest last week because of a medical issue. That happened on the day of the show and prompted the organizers to switch days with the boys. On the following day, same thing happened. They had to wait for the go signal of the doctor to know if she is fit to sing in the show. The go signal was given only ten minutes before airtime.

But with everything that happened, she subsequently pulled it out of the rabbit’s hat and made a good impression to the judges with her interpretation of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s song – Long As I Can See The Light, on Wednesday night’s live performance show.

Cowell said to Bowersox that he is promising that this is like the time we become conscious about Kelly Clarkson that we have a serious artist here, after her performance. He thinks there is a serious artist in her and congratulated her.

Leno also asked Cowell about some of the success of American Idol finalists who did not win and he said again the comments before he made about runner-up Adam Lambert of eighth-season.

Cowell said that he sometimes thinks it is becoming a popularity contest. This is what he thought happened in the previous year. He like who won but personally, he thought the winner should have been Lambert who was as an overall artist.

He also continued as saying that there is a possibility of Paula Abdul, the former judge of American Idol of becoming a judge on his reality series, The X Factor when it launches in Fall 2011 on Fox. He said that he is not sure yet but definitely they will be working together but not in American Idol.

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Mario Lopez and Courtney Laine Mazza Are having a Baby

Mario Lopez (36) is going to be a dad, and the mom is Broadway dancer Courtney Laine Mazza.

A friend says Mazza is three months pregnant. The couple have been dating since early in 2009, and have no plans to get married.

Mario was married briefly to Ali Landry in 2006, but the marriage was annulled.

I hope this relationship works out, and baby has a happy family to grow up in, but what are the odds with a couple who both work in show business?

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The Ghost Writer Bombed

The last film Roman Polanski made just before he went to jail, called The Ghost Writer, has officially bombed at the box office. The movie cost $45 million to make, has been out 4 weeks, and has only made $2.6 million.

Ewan McGregor, Kim Cattrall, and, Pierce Brosnan starred in the movie, but that didn’t help it break even.

Although it might seem that the negative publicity surrounding Polanski may have caused movie goers to stay away, the movie itself doesn’t appear to be something that would spark any interest, but it might have back in the 1970s or 1980s. Maybe the film would have done better if it had been filmed in 3D, and had been animated.

Alice in Wonderland is the number one movie right now, and it is in 3D. Have you seen it?

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New Twilight Eclipse Movie Trailer

The release of the Twilight movie video trailer for Eclipse yesterday (below) may help promote the new Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me which hits theaters this Friday. Eclipse will hit theaters June 30, 2010.

It is rumored that Pattinson’s character dies in Remember Me, so following the clues it’s possible that Pattinson’s character might also die in Eclipse, allowing Pattinson to move on to new movie roles. Will Edward die in Eclipse?

Fans will get their first look in Eclipse at Bryce Dallas Howard as Rachel (below), and will find out who Kristen Stewart, who plays Bella, will choose for her mate.

Although this movie franchise holds no interest for me, my teenage neice can’t stop talking about it.

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Jessica Simpson is Now Flattered by John Mayer Comments

Jessica Simpson has gone from flattered by John Mayer’s comments about her activities in bed with him, to offended on Oprah when her dad said she should be, to now flattered again on David Letterman. Here are some highlights of what Jessica said:

On Tony Romo:

"Tony is great, still a dear friend of mine. I still look at his cute butt in the outfit, uniform."

On John Mayer telling Player Jessica was s*xual napalm:

"Normally you’d think someone you care about would keep those intimate details to himself. It was definitely a compliment, in a way. I don’t really want people to know that about me. I’m like the good girl, then that happened."

"You can be both," said Letterman.

"I am," she said. "He gave away my game."

Her laugh is totally annoying. Jessica had nothing to say about herself, and is only making the media rounds to talk about her ex-boyfriends. I didn’t like how Jessica tries to make herself sound like a victim, but also makes Dave repeat what Mayer said to Playboy, and then goes on to definitely confirm it’s true, while also confirming she acts like a good girl, but isn’t. It’s like Jessica is trying to advertise herself to find another boyfriend, but that dress isn’t helping, nor is her bulging tummy.

I don’t like Jessica’s new attitude. She doesn’t seem sweet or nice, but rather more like a cackling hyena … with an in-your-face attitude.

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Heidi Montag Fired Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag is drifting further into a delusional state of mind. Heidi has now fired her husband Spencer Pratt, who was managing her career, and replaced him with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase. Heidi said in a statement:

"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager. Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."

"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career. I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."

Heidi says she has "cleared all the negative energy in my life," and yet she is remaining married to Spencer. Heidi adds she has signed on for a Ron Howard related show business project, a feature film comedy, and will appear on The Tonight Show next week.

Slowly but surely Heidi is destroying her body, and what career she has left. My advice would be to hire an acting coach, and a real Hollywood manager, and stop spending money on $2 million music albums that only sell a few hundred copies. Oh, and start seeing a psychiatrist.

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