March 4, 2010

How Many Men Has Megan Fox Slept With?

She may pose for sexy photos - really sexy photos, ridiculously sexy photos - but that doesn't mean Megan Fox will just give her precious flower to anyone.

In an interview with the UK edition of Harpers Bazaar, the actress admitted that “I’ve only been with two men my entire life."

Those incredibly lucky guys?

“My childhood sweetheart and Brian [Austin Green]. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand," she said.

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So, what does Fox spend her time doing if she's not partying or sleeping around? The beauty says her life revolves around Green's his seven-year-old son Kassius.

“I am a stepmother to the fullest extent," she said. "I have looked after Kassius since he was three and he has no memory of life without me. For some reason, no one wants to look at me that way."

For some reason? Sorry, Megan. But when you pose like this, must you really question why motherhood is not the first thing on the minds of men?

In the interview, to Fox's credit, she does acknowledge the role she's played in creating the image of a sex symbol above all else. She says:

“My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.”

That's fair and mature. That's also a troubling sign that Fox's days of posing in lingerie may soon be over.

Snooki Gushes Over Boyfriend Emilio Massella

You would naturally assume that Emilio Massella, who is dating Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi for some reason, met the Jersey Shore star grinding at a trashy nightclub.

Au contraire. It was a match made online.

"We honestly met on Facebook," Snooki said of her new man, with whom she attended the Masks and Mayhem Purim party at Solo restaurant in Manhattan.

"We were just talking as friends and we started hanging out and actually clicked," says the MTV star, who has been dating Emilio Massella for about a month.

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Snnoki: Emilio Massella's girlfriend.

"All that's important is that we're happy with each other and I have a good time with him," Snooki continued about her dream fella. "I love his personality."

And he loves seeing Snooki nude, incomprehensibly.

Shortly after speaking to Us, the pair survived trauma together: as reported Sunday, the bash erupted into chaos when shards of ice crashed through the roof.

"Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!" Snooki tweeted as some revelers were bleeding and at treated for minor injuries and taken to the hospital.

Luckily, she later reported that "everyone's ok."

Kim Kardashian Gives Us Another View

Now that Jennifer Love Hewitt has managed to draw some attention off of her fat ass and onto her sweet cleavage, the only thing Kim Kardashian can do is fight fire with fire. In this case fire being boobs. Here she is out doing her best to compete by giving us a decent peek at her unimpressed cleavage. I like Kim, and she’s been giving us some good shots of her front meat lately, but I think Jennifer wins this one pants hands down. Enjoy.

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I can’t remember the last time I had Shannon Elizabeth on the site, come to think of it, I can’t remember the last time I saw Shannon Elizabeth do anything. Anyhow, here she is out the other night looking pretty decent for a chick who’s been out of the spotlight for a decade or so. I think that’s all I’ve got to say about her, how sad. This has always been her problem, she’s hot and all but once she’s gone, we forget she even existed. Like genital warts.

Carwash Super Babes


This video is proof that dreams can come true. Last night I dreamt that I had video of some hot babes washing a car in sexy little outfits, and this morning when I looked up sexy car washes I found this hot video. Coincidence?





Reese Witherspoon Finds Love Again

Reese Witherspoon Short Skirt

Reese Witherspoon is rebounding pretty easily. At least that’s how it seems after she was in a romantic date with CAA talent agent Jim Toth last night, and was seen today wearing a rather short skirt. The actress, who broke up her relationship with Hollywood A-lister Jake Gyllenhaal, was photographed this morning as she left the Neil George Salon in Los Angeles looking radiant and even smiling a little. Although she’s trying to keep her romance with Toth quiet, an insider told Life & Style:

They’ve been on at least 10 dates. They’ve been to each other’s houses and out to dinner together. Jim is trying to keep it quiet, but he and Reese are together, he’s told friends… They’ve been acting like a couple ­ they’ve even double-dated. You don’t go out with another couple unless you’re dating. They spend several nights a week together.”

Noah Cyrus Proposes to Justin Bieber

It's been at least a few days since we posted a clip of Noah Cyrus singing along to some inappropriate song and asked if her parents had simply given up at this point or what.

The same thing can't exactly be said this time, as Miley's sister almost comes across as cute (as opposed to creepy) in the following video.

Dancing around to to Justin Bieber's "Bigger," the 10-year has a question for the 16-year old: Will you marry me?


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Sarah Palin on The Tonight Show: Crib Notes, One-Liners & Odd Explanations

At least Sarah Palin can laugh at herself sometimes.

In The Tonight Show's opening bit Tuesday, the former Alaska governor and current media celebrity told Jay Leno "we're going old school tonight," pointing to the words "Good evening and welcome to the Tonight Show" printed on her hand.

Calling it "the poor man's teleprompter," it was a funny jab at herself being caught with talking points written on her hand during a recent speech.

Check out Palin's Tonight Show crib notes intro, along with her taking a couple of stabs at Leno-esque monologue jokes in the video below ...


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Palin also addressed the whole Family Guy thing yet again.

"What I would desire is more opportunity to follow up on a comment that perhaps I've made," she said, implying she does not get enough media coverage.

"Jay, you've gone through this, too, especially in the last few months," Palin continued as Leno feigned disagreement. "It's like that old saying, a lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can even get its pants on in the morning."

Totally.

Leno also asked Palin about the possibility of abandoning politics for her own talk show one day. "I hear once in awhile this comes open," she quipped.

Follow the jump for another clip of Sarah Palin on The Tonight Show:

Same Sex Smooching: Ahead on 90210!

What does a TV show do when it's been off the air for three months and needs to capture the attention of viewers?

Easy: time for some girl-on-girl action!

As teased previously, Rumer Willis' Gia and Jessica Lowndes' Adrianna will explore a relationship when 90210 returns with new episodes next week. The former is already out as a lesbian, but why does the latter - who has been known to sleep with (a lot!) of men - experiment with the same sex?

Because she runs into Gia at an AA meeting. D'uh! How can that not lead to the following make-out scene?!?

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Explaining the storyline to People, Lowndes said:

“Adrianna and Gia share a special bond. My character starts questioning whether or not sexuality is measured on a spectrum, if it’s black and white or if it comes down to who you connect with and who you are compatible with. I’m excited as an actress to tell the story.”

You can read about more 90210 spoilers right now, but we have no need to. Two girls kissing? We're totally in!

Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel!

Jessica Biel turns 28 today and we'd like to give the actress a few reasons to smile.

Often looking more despondent in public than Kristen Stewart, Biel should realize the following facts about her life:

  • She's still very young.
  • Her latest movie, Valentine's Day, opened to huge box office numbers.
  • She can see Justin Timberlake naked any time she wants.
  • For its ridiculousness and hotness, this bathroom sink photo will remain seared in the public consciousness forever.
  • See point number-three again.

Can you think of other reasons why this generally dour celebrity should smile more often? Wish her a very happy birthday and send them in today!

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Tenley Molzahn: Happy For Vienna Girardi! Really!

Millions tuned in to see Jake Pavelka propose to Vienna Girardi on Monday’s season finale of The Bachelor. Most of those millions were pulling for Tenley Molzahn.

In the hours that followed Jake's decision, fans flocked to the Internet, outraged. But Tenley, a 25-year-old college admissions administrator, isn't bitter herself.

That's just not who Tenley Molzahn is.

“I’m feeling good,” she says. “I have a lot of peace with Jake’s decision.” Molzahn talked with People yesterday about The Bachelor. Excerpts appear below ...

On her final rejection by Jake: "It was a very startling moment for me. I wasn’t ready to say goodbye because that relationship, that friendship was over."

On Vienna Girardi: "I actually didn’t ever get to know Vienna. In the mansion we stayed on different sides of the house. If Jake found something in Vienna that he is so in love with, then I’m happy for them. If they love each other, well, good for them."

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What could've been: Bachelor finalist Tenley Molzahn and Jake Pavelka.

On her fan favorite status: "Some people might be disappointed, but I hope they get over it knowing I’ve been walking around so happy and beaming. The Bachelor experience was just what I needed. To fall in love with Jake is what I needed."

On people's reactions since the finale: "It gets really emotional, actually. People come up to me at the store or Starbucks or where I work on a college campus and just hug me. I’ve had women cry, and tell me my story has resonated with them."

On her dating status: "I have not been dating since I got home."

On having no Bachelor regrets: "I will always appreciate the whole experience with Jake because he helped me feel confident, helped me dream again, helped me find what I need to keep alive when I meet that man I’m supposed to be with."

We hope you do find him soon, girl. We hope you find him soon.

Tabloids Take Readers Inside "Private Hell" of Kardashian Relationships

With Keeping Up with the Kardashians having just concluded its fourth season, the family publicist has been working overtime to keep his clients in the news.

Enter a pair of cover stories in this week's supermarket tabloids.

According to Star, the Kardashian sisters are residing in a "private Hell" because Khloe might get divorced from Lamar Odom; Kim has been dumped by Reggie Bush; and Kourtney has been duped by Scott Disick.

Over at In Touch Weekly, meanwhile, readers can learn why each of these talentless reality stars has been "humiliated by their men." Let us save you $2.99: Scott's nickname is "STD," Khloe and Lamar are in counseling, and Reggie won't propose to Kim. Are there any facts to back these claims up? Of course not.

But will the sisters soon respond to each story on their blogs, in order to generate sympathy and attention and keep the Kardashian news cycle going 24/7? Yes, any moment now...

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Witness Confirms Possible Robsten Neck Nuzzling at Remember Me Premiere

For the second time in a couple weeks, Robert Pattinson has seemingly confirmed his relationship with Kristen Stewart. First, he told a reporter at the BAFTA awards that he and his Twilight Saga star were "together."

On Monday night, meanwhile, he was asked by Life & Style how he felt about his girlfriend being at the NYC premiere of Remember Me. Rob's response? It's nice.

But... wait! There's even more speculation! A witness told the tabloid that Robsten was in full PDA mode inside the theater.

"As the lights went down Kristen clapped along with the crowd. She leaned over to Rob and nuzzled her head into his neck," the source said. "He leaned his head into hers. They looked quietly affectionate and at ease with one another."

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As seen here, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart arrived at the Remember Me premiere separately... but they left together!

The onlooker added:

"During various scenes in the movie, Rob gave Kristen a nudge shoulder to shoulder. It was a cute gesture... Throughout the movie, they each took sips from the same water bottle and they nuzzled into each other's necks as they whispered and cuddled. It looked like they were kissing each other's necks at different points in the movie - about six times."

Other reports have indicated the number of possible Pattinson and Stewart neck kisses was closer to four. We're working the phones as we type this to find out for certain.

Fashion Face-Off: Rihanna vs. Leighton Meester

Skinny jeans are all the rage. Or at least enough of a rage to be sported by a couple of beautiful young stars recently. Which gal looked best in them, though?

Rihanna stepped out in London in MiH's "Olso" jeans last year, while Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester kept it casual in the same pair for a flight to Los Angeles.

They're both gorgeous, but who wore it best? Vote in the poll below - and if you're a fan of Leighton's show, follow this link for all the latest Gossip Girl spoilers!

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Jessica Simpson to John Mayer: Get it Together!

Jessica Simpson has some words for John Mayer. She just won't be saying them to him personally, as she isn't accepting his apology for his recent comments.

In an interview with Oprah (yes, Oprah interviewed Jessica Simpson and talked about John Mayer's comments for some reason) she said she "felt betrayed."

Her ex spilled the details of their sex life to Playboy, which you likely know, and while he said he's sorry via e-mail and phone, she's in no hurry to respond.

She also dropped the D word. No, she didn't call him a douchebag, even though he is the definition of one. She's "disappointed" in him for the whole ordeal.

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Jessica Simpson has gotten major PR after John Mayer's candid descriptions of tapping that. Any publicity is good, right? Maybe? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

On a lighter note, Jessica says that her phone's been ringing off the hook since John likened banging her to doing crack, and that "I guess it could be worse."

True. She later added that she hopes John "gets his life together." Wow. When Jessica Simpson is telling you to get your life together, that's not a good sign.

Follow the jump for a clip of Jessica on Oprah ...

Vienna Girardi: Bachelor Sweetie or Evil Mastermind?

Vienna Girardi won The Bachelor Monday night. Maybe you heard.

This revelation came not only as a shock, but a huge disappointment to a large portion of the ABC series' viewers, many of whom had fallen in love with Tenley Molzahn and/or Ali Fedotowsky and were hoping Jake would feel the same way.

According to Us, it was all part of her EVIL MASTER PLAN!

Vienna Girardi complained on the finale that her fellow contestants - particularly Ali, now the next Bachelorette, hated her. Perhaps they had good reason.

The magazine speculates that Vienna "set a trap" for Ali, and her adversary fell right into it, eventually taking herself out of the running. Diabolical ...

Vienna Tricks Jake

TURNING TRICKS: Jake was apparently punked by Vienna. Sucks for him.

"You don't see the things Vienna said to me. They were very hurtful," Ali said on the post-finale "After The Final Rose" special, and she took it personally.

"Vienna would always thank us for coming to her 'bachelorette' or 'engagement party,' then tell us we were all going home," another contestant reveals.

"Ali would just call her out on it."

Fiercely competitive Vienna ("she always had to one-up people," another castoff says) zeroed in on Ali as her main rival and vowed to TAKE HER OUT.

"Vienna would say to Ali that she was going to shake her boobs in Jake's face," explains another show insider. And oh, how she shook said boobs. Hard.

One of the girls in the house offers this theory for how Vienna was able to compel Jake Pavelka despite what some think are so many negative qualities:

"I think Jake hasn't ever been with a girl like Vienna and is experiencing a 'wild side.' Once she figured that out, maybe she was a little more seductive."

Adam Lambert's New Single: Love It or Hate It?

Jay Leno had a pair of contrasting guests on The Tonight Show last night.

First, there was Sarah Palin, mocking her own idiocy by reading notes off her hand again. What a joker!

Then, there was musical guest Adam Lambert. It's safe to assume Palin wouldn't include him in her fantasy version of "real America."

The singer debuted a new single on the program, "Sleepwalker." Check it out below and then weigh in with your opinion:


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Britney Spears, Jayden James Go to the Movies

Britney Spears caught an evening movie with her mother Lynne Spears, and her two kiddos this week. Nice to see relations between Brit and Lynne have thawed.

Showing off her newly blonde hair, Britney stepped out with her family along with two bodyguards to their local Calabasas, Calif. theater to catch a movie.

Jayden James is dressed up like Spider-Man for some reason. Is it because Britney is confused and thinks it's Halloween? That's really our best guess.

It's all good, as long as she put on a bra for once ...

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Britney and Jayden head to the movies. In costume. Well, one of them is wearing a costume. The other? Just sunglasses in the dark. Standard. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Play Kissy Face in New Movie Preview

While Robert Pattinson makes the media rounds and promotes Remember Me, it won't be long until one teen icon is shoved out of the spotlight for another.

On March 31, The Long Song opens. Expect Miley Cyrus to appear on a number of talk shows and magazine covers in the days leading up to that premiere.

Below, the singer and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth talk about their characters. They also get to first base in one clip from the movie.

Teases Miley: “Ronnie and Will are very different. She’s a little more independent with not a lot of money; he’s very wealthy, very taken care of by his parents. He has it a bit easier... on the surface.”

Will you go see The Last Song?


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Kendra Wilkinson Admits to Suicidal Thoughts

Postpartum Depression is a serious disease. It inflicts approximately 13 percent of women after they give birth, typically for the first time, and it can lead to major psychological issues. Even suicide in the worst cases.

We don't wish to make light of it.

However, as professional celebrity gossip bloggers that have seen countless stars sink to any level in order to make headlines, we must question Kendra Wilkinson's sincerity when she brings up this issue.

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Asked how she felt immediately after Hank Baskett IV was born, Kendra tells OK! Weekly:

I never brushed my hair, my teeth, or took a shower. I looked in the mirror one day and was really depressed. I thought, “Look at me!” I had this glamorous life in L.A., and now [in Indianapolis] I didn’t.

A couple of times, I even said, “I just have nothing to live for.”

Considering Kendra posed on FOUR covers of this very same tabloid after giving birth, likely earning a significant chunk of change each time, it's only natural to wonder if she simply needs a new hook, considering that baby weight loss story is old news...

Molly Malaney & Jason Mesnick: The Wedding Photos

Not even a torrential rainstorm could ruin the joy of Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney as they became the first couple from The Bachelor to wed last weekend.

Trista and Ryan Sutter, who got married after meeting on The Bachelorette, were among the many guests from the ABC franchise on hand for the nuptials.

Dark rain clouds and thunder converged on the Terranea Resort in Rancho Palos Verdes just moments before the beautiful bride was to walk down the aisle.

But when Molly Malaney arrived in her custom-made Monique Lhuillier gown to meet Jason Mesnick, her bright smile couldn't be dampened by any rain.

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“It was the most incredible day,” she says, having married the perfect man of her dreams at long last “Our wedding was a moment of complete happiness.”

Will Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi be the next couple from The Bachelor to walk down the aisle? Many people don't think so, but don't count them out.

In any event, we couldn't be happier for Jason and Molly. Dude took a lot of crap for dumping Melissa Rycroft on live TV, but it all worked out in the end.

Here's wishing the cute couple a long lifetime of love, laughter and grilling out ... which everywhere outside the Midwest is known merely as "grilling."

Who is Damian Whitewood?

The new cast of Dancing with the Stars is filled with more familiar names than usual.

Kate Gosselin? Erin Andrews? Jake Pavelka? These people have been in the news for months.

But on the professional side, there's someone who is a total stranger to anyone that's not a hardcore dance enthusiast: Damian Whitewood.

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This Australian will make his DWTS debut on March 22. He's partered with Pamela Anderson and we can report the following facts about Whitewood:

  • He's spent the last few years touring with a production of "Burn the Floor."
  • He's represented Australia in the Worlds Youth Latin in Germany, the Worlds Youth Ballroom in Russia and was a semifinalist at the Blackpool International Championships in Great Britain.
  • He's appeared on Dancing With The Stars Down Under, as well as on the Australian version of So You Think You Can Dance.

Based on this resume, it doesn't sound like Damian needs our advice. But we have this word to the Samba-ing wise: wear a mouthpiece. Anderson's breasts could be dangerous weapons.

Kardashian Sisters Prove The Hollywood Gossip Correct

The Kardashians are getting way too predictable.

Earlier today, we posted a pair of tabloid covers that called out the relationships of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney. We said the stories were likely planted by their publicists, so the siblings could respond later, garner sympathy from their fans and remain a major part of the entertainment news cycle.

It only took a few hours for the sisters to prove us right. Point, THG!

First, Khloe took to her blog and wrote:

"My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning. Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I'm heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped... Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!"

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This is how the Kardashians roll: They greenlight negative stories to tabloids, whine about them to the press, boost the sales of said tabloids, make new headlines for themselves... and then do it all again a month later.

Kim then chimed in from her blog:

"OMG! Have you guys seen the front pages of In Touch and Star today!? Do NOT Trust the Media!!!!!!"

In closing, Kourtney, brought this perfect storm of publicity for the family home:

"Week after week Scott and I have been on the cover of In Touch with stories that make us laugh.... We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn't be happier. And saying that Scotts initials are STD and that he had a dogtag because he was proud of it... his initials are SMD, but nice story, idiots."

On one hand, you have to be digusted that so many people still buy into the Kardashian myth (i.e. that there's an ounce of unscripted drama to anything they do and say).

On the other hand, you really need to be in awe of the way they've taken advantage of a culture that's so obsessed with people whose biggest accomplishment to date is to focus the camera while Ray J does his thing.

Kendra Wilkinson Talks About Post Partum Depression

I’m not completely convinced that what Kendra Wilkinson is describing could really be classified as PPD, but she is sharing her feelings with OK! Magazine this week.

She tells Ok! that after giving birth she became completely depressed. “I never brushed my hair, my teeth or took a shower,” she confesses. “I looked in the mirror one day and was totally depressed … A couple of times, I even said, ‘I just have nothing to live for.’

Kendra, 24, admits the most difficult part was moving from sunny California to Indianapolis for her husband Hank Bassett — a wide receiver for the Indianapolis Colts. “It was new to me — the snow and the cold,” she says. “I love runnin g and hiking. I had a hard time being trapped inside. I’d look outside and think how much I wished I could go to the beach again. Now we found a brand-new house in Tarzana, Calif., and it’s beautiful. You’ll see it on the show.”

Any woman who has ever given birth has done that ‘look in the mirror depression’ thing. Who wouldn’t get depressed after days of no sleep, not eating, worrying that your baby isn’t going to die from SIDS and absolutely no time to take a shower and to look and feel human? Those are all normal post partum feelings. Real PPD is much, much worse. But again, it’s always good when women share their feelings about becoming a mom. It’s not always the wonderful experience you think it’s going to be. Sometimes you wonder what the hell you’ve gotten yourself into.

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Rebeca Gayheart Finally Gives Birth

Rebecca Gayheart checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and gave birth to a baby girl Wednesday afternoon. Husband Eric Dane was right by her side the entire time and was seen in his McSteamy scrubs.

After the birth Eric excitedly called close friends and family members to give them the good news.

“It just makes sense that I’m having a girl … I don’t know what it is, but I am excited it’s a girl,” Dane said recently about the baby girl.

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Sarah Palin Gets Greedy At Oscar Gifting Suite

My first question is what the hell was Sarah Palin doing at an Oscar gift suite? My second question is didn’t she know that news of her gluttonous grabbing would get out?

We all know celebs get all the swag they can..and that its just one of the perks of being famous. But rarely do we hear stories about anyone getting this greedy.

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The Fox News contributor and one-time vice presidental hopeful showed up to Silver Spoon’s Oscar Suite in West Hollywood yesterday, benefiting the Red Cross.

They were like locusts,” says one vendor at the suite, regarding Palin and her large group of hangers-on. “She showed up with like 20 people, and they immediately swarmed the place taking everything!” S.P. was accompanied by daughter Willow, grandson Tripp and a bunch of female handlers. A source at the suite said Palin was stopping in while daughter Bristol was doing a photo shoot nearby. We’re told Palin was quite the prima donna and that she insisted the suite be opened two hours early so she could come when no looky-loos would be around.

“They told us last minute to get here superearly for [Palin],” says our rightfully annoyed source. “Then, she wouldn’t let anyone take her picture or do any interviews.”

Palin grabbed some oversize sweatshirts and some tie-dyed “jeggings” for Bristol, got a blowout by colorist Erick Orellana from the Chris McMillan Salon, along with snatching up jewelry from Pascal Mouawad, Skagen Watches, Lash Food and 40 pairs of Aiaiai headphones.

And before you ask, it is NOT normal procedure for gift suites to open early for anyone, especially when they will be getting thousands of dollars of free stuff. I’m starting to wonder if there are any redeeming qualities in this chick.

Of course, her camp is already spinning that she is donating all her gifts to charity…just like she did with all those bitchin’ clothes the RNC bought her during the election.

Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Welcome Baby Girl!

Ready to take on the joyous and challenging task of being parents, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart have welcomed a baby girl in Los Angeles on Wednesday (March 3).

According to breaking reports, the “Grey’s Anatomy” star joined his lovely actress wife at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with a source telling, “They’re both over the moon about it.”

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disck: Miami Dinner Date

After spending the day hard at work, an adorably dressed Kourtney Kardashian and babydaddy Scott Disick were spotted heading out for a quiet dinner together on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach on Wednesday (March 3).

Greeted by fans and paparazzi upon exiting the Dash boutique, Scott dutifully held the door for Kourtney while constantly checking to make sure that sh

With the twosome heading off for the evening’s meal, Miss Kardashian left her recently arrived sister to tend to babysitting duties with little Mason.

In not so pleasant news, Scott’s past ways have recently been outed by a former classmate named Jason Green, who told In Touch Weekly magazine, “Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD.”

“There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now. Scott thought the initials STD — sexually transmitted disease — enhanced his reputation as a ladies’ man. He even wore dog tags with ‘STD’ printed on them!”

e was okay.


Brenda Walsh To Overcome Her Phobia For Her Sick Dad!


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This is actually very touching!!

For those of you who forgot that the the original bitch on 90210, Brenda Walsh, has a heart, we suggest you read why she agreed to be on Dancing With The Stars after years of declining offers!!

Walsh, who in real life is named Shannen Doherty, says her father suffered a stroke on Christmas and she was inspired by him to compete:

“He lost his speech, he wasn’t mobile. He was really struggling, and still is. When I mentioned this to him, he got really excited, and he wanted me to do it. I thought, if my dad can fight through having a stroke and the loss of being able to communicate, I think I can do this for him. So I figured I’m going to get over my fear for him. I’m going to get in great shape, and everyone who I know who’s been on the show has had a great time. It’s with hesitation and fear, but it’s going to be good to conquer a fear.”

What an unbelievably kind and brave gesture for her dad!!

Girlfriend apparently has a big fear of live audiences, so we're sure this is going to be a real challenge!!

We believe in you, Brenda!!

If that slut Kelly Taylor can do it, you TOTALLY can!!

The Royal Family In Venice

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The Jolie-Pitt clan has again invaded the streets of Venice.

The family is currently in Italy as momma Angelina Jolie films for her latest flick, The Tourist.

And in an attempt to spend some quality time together, Brad Pitt and Ange took some of their kiddies along to grab some icecream gelato and for a quick ride down the famous canals.

The kiddies this time included twins Knox (the one Angelina is carrying) and Vivienne (held by poppa Pitt).

And just behind holding onto to Ange's hand is little Shiloh expressing her individuality by again dressing "like a boy."

Maybe tomorrow they'll take their other kids out for some fun.

We haven't seen little Maddox around for a while.

Dave Strips Down


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Hottie Dave Navarro is the latest celeb to join PETA's ad campaign against the mistreatment of animals.

Navarro bared it all in his latest ad titled, Ink, Not Mink, in order to convince people to "be comfortable in your own skin, and let animals keep theirs."

And as a former fur-wearer, the rocker has since changed his ways.

Says Dave:

"Several years ago I saw video footage of animals being skinned alive and screaming, and it honestly is the most horrific, inhumane thing I've ever seen. There's an industry of people that support and promote this for vanity, for a dollar. It's what's wrong with the human race."

Check out the video above which Navarro also made to help support this cause.

WARNING: The video above may be hard to watch as it shows clips of animals being abused and tortured for their fur.

Hurt Locker Sued Over Stolen Identity

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Creators of the film The Hurt Locker was just slapped with a multimillion dollar lawsuit filed by Master Sergeant Jeffrey S. Sarver, who claims the film is based on him.

Those named in the suit are director Kathryn Bigelow, screenwriter Mark Boal, film's distributor Summit Entertainment, producer Voltage Pictures and even Playboy magazine, where Boal was working when he wrote the story about the bomb squad in Iraq that inspired the script.

Sarver's lawyer states:

"Plaintiff, Master Sgt. Jeffrey S. Sarver, is, in fact, the film's main character "Will James" or "Blaster One" [which was Master Sgt. Sarver's "call signal" during his tours of duty in Iraq]." Also, "virtually all of the situations portrayed in the film were, in fact, occurrences involving Master Sgt. Sarver." The film represents "…nothing more than the exploitation of a real life honorable, courageous, and long serving member of our country's armed forces, by greedy, multi-billion dollar 'entertainment' corporations."

Due to an armed services press program, Boal was allowed to be embedded in Sarver's unit, but he allegedly used personal details from his life in an embarrassing way.

"We have no doubt that Master Sergeant Sarver served his country with honor and commitment risking his life for a greater good, but we distributed the film based on a fictional screenplay written by Mark Boal," said Summit Entertainment.

MGMT Promotes New Album With Shiteous Scratch Off Cover!!

Okay, this is getting a little much.

MGMT is promoting their new record, Congratulations, by offering a limited edition 'scratch off' edition of the album cover!!

WTF??

Looks like they're trying to ca$$$h in wherever they can!!

What's the matter, boys?? Do we have a sophomore slump on our hands??

We've heard the album and we DEFINITELY think so.

Too bad. Oracular Spectacular was so damn good.

Doing The Rounds, Johnny Weir Responds To The Hate

Watch Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir's response to the homophobic comments that he's "too gay" for figure skating on last night's Joy Behar Show!

Love it!

You're a role model, bb!

Kendra Wilkinson Suffered From Postpartum Depression


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Oh no! This must have been so hard for her.

Kendra Wilkinson is opening up about being a mom and the major challenge that came with it - depression. The Girls Next Door star admitted that shortly after giving birth to her first son with husband Hank Baskett, she became completely depressed. She confessed:

“I never brushed my hair, my teeth or took a shower. I looked in the mirror one day and was totally depressed … A couple of times, I even said, ‘I just have nothing to live for.’”

So sad, considering you have everything to live for, bb!

Part of the depression came from being a first time mother and not knowing what to expect, but Kendra admits that the hardest part of those first few months was moving from California to Indianapolis so hubby Hank could be closer to his team.

She explains:

“It was new to me — the snow and the cold. I love running and hiking. I had a hard time being trapped inside. I’d look outside and think how much I wished I could go to the beach again."

But Kendra confesses that the time is behind her now and with both her boys by her side, along with the rest of her family, she was able to make it through the bad times.

We're proud of you, bb! Everyone gets down, but when you get back up again, it shows the true person you are!

Shiloh Turning In To A Boy?


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LOLs!

We just think Angelina Jolie is letting daughter Shiloh express herself.

We can't imagine a 3-year-old allowing their hair to be cut that short unless they didn't want to — or without throwing a fit!

Besides, she looks adorable!

Megan Fox Tries To Convince The World She's Not A Massive Slut, FAILS.


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YEAH RIGHT.

Megan Fox claims that she isn't nearly as whorish as she seems, and we're calling BULLSHIZ!!!

The 'actress' claims:

"I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand."

And that doesn't include all the rub and tugs you gave to get your 'career' off the ground????

Nice try, Megan, but trying to come off as chaste and sweet doesn't come CLOSE to repairing all the damage you did to your public image by spouting off whatever STOOPID thought came into your vapid little head for the past few years!

We bet your own MOTHER doesn't even buy that garbage!!

AI Producer Discusses Ailing Contestant


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Last night, the guys took to the American Idol stage instead of the ladies, who were scheduled to perform, but were pushed back to tonight after one of the girls got sick.

Details are emerging from one of the producers of the show about the girl's condition and her future with the show. The producer explained that semifinalist Crystal Bowersox was rushed to the hospital early yesterday morning with suffering from a previous condition the show was aware, but had gotten worse. The producer still would not go into detail about what was wrong with Crystal, but he explained that it was serious enough to keep her in the hospital for 24 hours.

As for her future for the show, only time will tell, but as of this morning, there was no news from the hospital about her condition. If she cannot perform tonight, there is a very good possibility that she will be eliminated.

Poor thing! To come this far and to watch it slip away so quickly. That really sucks.

The Kardashian's HIGHlarious In Touch Cover!


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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian grace the cover of In Touch Weekly which details the humiliation they've suffered from the men in their lives!

Amazing! Ha!

And we're loving the mugshots!

R-Patz & JStew Have A Good Time!


Robert Pattinson Interview (March 2)

Now this is how you interview Robert Pattinson.

Jon Stewart had R-Patz on The Daily Show yesterday and instead of the regular, mundane questions Rob usually gets in interviews, Jon just has fun with him!

Look how relaxed he is! He only plays with his hair twice! A miracle!

Ch-ch-check it out! (above)

Where Can We Enlist???


This is HIGHlarious!

In honor of the Oscars this week, the juiceheads of The Jersey Shore have recreated some famous scenes from nominated films for Lopez Tonight.

Check out Snooki rallying the troops in this fantastic reenactment of Inglourious Basterds! (above)

Sorry Brad Pitt! We think she did better!

Lindsay Lohan Talks About Her Attraction To Samantha Ronson

As if we really needed to hear this. Big mouthed Lindsay Lohan says Samantha Ronson was the first woman she’s been attracted to. Lindsay continued that gag inducing description by saying “I never really thought about women before. It kind of just happened with Samantha. If I wasn’t with Samantha, I would probably be with a boy next. She’s the only woman I’ve been attracted to”.

And although they’re no longer together Lindsay continued telling a British magazine, “We love each other. We might reconcile the relationship, maybe. I don’t know”. She also blamed Samantha’s family for having in hand in the demented couple breaking up. “I think Samantha was growing as a celebrity and a musician and I think that might have scared her family,” Lindsay explains. “But I’ve always been her biggest supporter and, yeah, I love her. All the fighting stuff was just because all her friends had got involved and made me an outcast, which wasn’t fair to Samantha. I think it was a jealousy thing in terms of her becoming more famous than the rest of them.”

You could have at least landed a hot chick Lindsay. Why Samantha?

‘Sex And the City’ To Go On Until the Cast Are ‘Old Ladies’!

Oh yeah. This is just what we want to see. A bunch of old bag senior citizens talking about sex. Perhaps the “Sex and the City” cast should really reconsider the fact that they want to continue creating sequels until for years. John Corbett, who played character Carrie Bradshaw’s boyfriend Adrian says “I think it’ll go on until they’re old bag ladies!”.

The cast includes Sarah Jessica Parker, who is 44, Kim Cattrall, 53, Kristin Davis, 45, and Cynthia Nixon, 43. And when And when Us Magazine joked with Adrian about whether or not the women would turn a walker into a fashion accessory, he joked, “To say the least!. “I’m absolutely sure it’ll happen.”

Come on ladies. Enough is enough.

Want Your Own Piece of ‘Jersey Shore’?

If you have extra cash and want to sit in the same toilet the “Jersey Shore” cast used, then you too can rent the house seen in the hit MTV reality series. A real estate agent is renting the place between $1,800 to $15,000 per night. The rate difference is due to booking during holidays like 4th of July. “The house comes with most of the original stuff the cast used including that duck phone” says realtor Mike Loundy.

The real funny thing is that the neighbor Zeke Roth, told the media, “That house should be condemned as a toxic waste fill, not rented out to the public…the things they did on that show were just disgusting.”
Ha, ha. Now that’s funny.

Vicki Gunvalson Caught Kissing College Student

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Married Vicki Gunvalson (47), from the show The Real Housewives of Orange County, was kissing and very over affectionate with college student Mike Pullin (25). The makeout session happened in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico just two weeks after The Real Housewives of Orange County had aired her marriage renewal vows to her husband Donn.

The picture shows Vicki kissing the student with her eyes closed, and grabbing his shoulder and she pulls him into her body. This doesn’t look as innocent as Vicki claims. Witnesses claimed it was a make-out session.

Would you want your husband, or wife, kissing a stranger on the lips with their eyes closed while they party somewhere without you? I don’t think Vicki would have acted the same way if her husband were there to see how she was behaving.

Amy Winehouse Caught Kissing Blake Fielder-Civil

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Amy Winehouse (26) was caught on camera kissing her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil at a restaurant in England on Monday. The rumors that Amy and Blake are back together appear to be true.

Hopefully these two will stay out of trouble.