October 5, 2010

Vida Guerra’s Cleavage is Impressive

Not long ago I posted some bikini and nude photos of Vida Guerra and promised my readers that from that moment on I would stay on top of the ball regarding this delightful Latina celebrity.

Faithful to my promise, today I bring you some sexy photos of Vida Guerra on the red carpet, and despite me not being very keen on posting this type of pictures, these ones are well worth our time. Check out Vida Guerra’s impressive tanned cleavage. I’d love to lose myself between those mounds for the rest of my life. Or at least motorboat them for a couple of minutes. I’m easy to please.

Adriana Lima and Candice Swanepoel Flaunt their Booties

Adriana Lima is Brazilian, and that means she has a killer booty, of course. But aren’t you surprised to see that Candice Swanepoel, being South African, has even a better rear end than Adriana herself?

I’ve been admiring Candice Swanepoel for years now, and I never noticed how round her ass was. I was well aware of the beauty of her face and perkiness of her natural little titties, but that ass blows the rest of her out of the water. Candice Swanepoel definitely needs to start turning around more often. If she has got it, she should flaunt it!

Brittani Senser and Levi Johnston: The "After Love" Music Video

An overbearing mother. A slap in the face. The end of a young romance.

Sound like anyone you know? Or is Brittani Senser's "After Love" video, which co-stars Levi Johnston, just a coincidence, rather than art imitating life?

"Yeah, it plays in with his life. It also plays in with mine," Britt says of her video's hunk, who very possibly got his ass dumped by Bristol Palin over it.

Video Romance

Senser is honest about why she cast Johnston specifically.

"We added Levi because he's handsome - and we thought we'd get a few hundred thousand Youtube hits," says Senser. "We had no idea it would become this grand-scheme publishing phenomenon that it's become in the last few weeks."

In the video, Levi Johnson and Brittani play a couple on the verge of a breakup due to the meddling ways of her slap happy, on-screen mother. A thinly-veiled shot at a former V.P. candidate? Bristol Palin certainly thought so. Peep it post-jump ...



Samantha Barks: Dating Nick Jonas?!?

The Internet is buzzing over the relationship between Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene.

Now, brother Nick is doing his sibling a favor and diverting attention away to his own love life: at the afterparty for the 25th anniversary production of Les Miserables in London last night, onlookers say Nick looked awfully cozy with co-star Samantha Barks.

Samantha Barks, JoBros

Samantha Barks is the fortunate meat in this Jonas brothers sandwich.

The pair walked around holding hands and mingling with guests, which included Joe, Ashley, Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle.

"Nick is such a wonderful person. We definitely keep in contact," Samantha said, while Nick remained mum and simply replied to a question about the 20-year old actress with: "I keep that stuff to myself."

Oksana Grigorieva Denies Sister Leaked Mel Tapes

Oksana Grigorieva's secret Mel Gibson tapes have been the source of controversy, not to mention an extortion probe. But she says her little sister didn't do it.

Mel's estranged baby mama admits Natalie Grigorieva was indeed in possession of the Mel Gibson recordings, but could not have been the leak to Radar Online.

The reason she knows? The one tape she did not have.

Drivin' Us Mad

Oksana Grigorieva always has a story. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Sources close to Oksana say she gave her younger sister the taped Mel Gibson rants of February 19, the day he went absolutely bat$h!t insane on the phone.

She says she thought Mel was going to kill her and wanted someone to have evidence. But sources say of the 10 Mel Gibson tapes, Natalie received only nine.

Oksana claims Natalie never had the tape where Mel says, "You look like a f**king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault."

That, Oksana says, is proof Natalie is not the leak. Who is, then? Anyone buying that? Crazy. Follow the jump for a collection of the tapes, for old times' sake:









Kim and Kourtney Prepare to Take New York City

Big breasts are coming to The Big Apple. The sisters that never show an ounce of personality are coming to The City That Never Sleeps. The globe's most media-savvy siblings are coming to the media capital of the world.

No matter how you describe, the end result is this: Kim and Kourntey Kardashian will take their scripted act lives to New York City this winner, as E! spins the sisters off in Kim and Kourtney Take New York. Kim, Kourtney and Scott Disick touched down in NYC this week to make the announcement.

Taking NYCDouche in NYC

Are you ready for the Kardashians, NYC residents?

"I could not be more excited to spend the next couple of months in one of my favorite cities," Kim blogged. "When we decided to open a new DASH store in the city, Kourt and I felt that someone needed to be here to help out with the store and make sure everything was running smoothly. After talking with my family, I decided that I would join Kourtney, Scott and Mason in NYC."

Khloe will stay behind in Los Angeles to spend time with husband Lamar Odom. Will you watch this spin-off, THG readers?

There is No Tila Tequila Sex Tape

A Tila Tequila sex tape does not exist. How can we be so certain? Because Tila Tequila - the same woman who lied about a pregnancy and an adoption and faked a suicide attempt - claims there is one.

In an interview with Radar Online, Tila says an ex-boyfriend is trying to extort her, threatening to expose a video of the pair going at it unless she shells out $75,000.

Big Eff You

"He has the audacity to not only betray me with the love that I had for him, but to use that to exploit me and hurt me," Tequila says, using big words we didn't think she knew existed. "This is extortion and my lawyers are fully aware and are fighting back by filing an injunction against him."

Right. Because the last thing someone as classy and someone so shy about publicity as Tila would want is for a sex tape to get out.

Tequila says she is "disgusted, angry and appalled" by these "desperate and pathetic actions." She goes on to taunt the ex-boyfriend, who she doesn't name, likely because he doesn't exist:

"You better hold on to that sex tape because that’s the only sex you’ll get to watch once you’re sent to jail!”

Snaps, yo! Watch Tila go off on a rant about the alleged video below:


Sex Tape Talk

Dancing With the Stars Recap: Audrina Patridge Waltzes to the Top!

Always a supporting player on The Hills, Audrina Patridge may have just upped her stature in her latest reality TV venture. She can thank the old-fashioned waltz.

Dancing With the Stars' "Story Night" saw myriad props incorporated into the routines, and major props dished out to the show's newest serious title contender.

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani earned the first 9s of the season, leaping to the top with a total score of 26 and putting Brandy and Jennifer Grey on notice.

Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani

Audrina and Tony left the DWTS pack in the dust.

The nerves Audrina mentioned in her exclusive interview with THG seem to have vanished, as her waltz was wonderfully danced, technically and emotionally.

Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough’s samba did not live up to their previous routines, but that's due in part to setting the bar so high. They'll take 24 and a tie for second place.

So will Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Brandy. Their routine may not have "smacked" of technical brilliance, but boy, can this taskmaster craft a solid performance every week.

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke, in the final performance spot, did not let down the show for giving them that prime billing. Hot, sexy and right on cue for a total of 24 as well.

Something about Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer is just fun. Not sexy in the way that Brandy/Maks and Rick/Cheryl can be, but entertaining. To the tune of a fine 23.

Not to be shown up by his fellow pro athlete, Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya had perhaps the most entertaining story of Monday night, and decent moves as well. 23.

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas’ waltz was simple, yet effective enough, although the technique in her feet was nonexistent, which led to them earning a mediocre 20.

Speaking of entertaining and imperfect, we gotta hand it to Sitch and Karina. “The time machine got The Situation in the land of the lost fox trot,” he said. So true. 20.

Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas were not impressive. Their score of 19 was the lowest they've achieved so far, thanks to a dance that didn't live up to the story's material.

Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel provided a swirling, rainbow samba. She exclaimed, “This is the gayest thing I think has ever happened!” Not the best, though. 18.

What do you think? Who will get kicked off tonight? We'd bet on either Margaret or Florence. Not because they deserve it, but Bristol and Situation will have the votes.

The top six couples seem safe enough, so it will come down to those four. Anyone could go and it wouldn't be a grave injustice, so we're guessing Bris and Sitch stay.

Katy vs. Kim vs. Salma: A Dirndl Dress-down!

The German festival Oktoberfest is known for its attendees busting out very large beers. But this year's event was celebrated by a trio of women busting out their... very large busts.

Katy Perry, Kim Kardashian and Salma Hayek all donned the traditional dirndl dress at various event overseas last month, as Kim Tweeted: "I love Germany! It’s Vonderful here!"

Compare the Bavarian beauties below and then vote...

dirndls

Who wore her dress best?

Scott Disick: Humiliated to Have Sex with Kourtney Kardashian

Scott Disick might be a douchebag, but he isn't an idiot. We doubt the guy would ever turn down sex.

But that's what Life & Style wants us to believe, as that tabloid claims Scott and Kourtney Kardashian are trying for a second child... much to the alleged dismay of the couple's male half.

Big Douche in the Big Apple

Kourtney wants a second child that's close in age to son Mason. Scott wants to bang his wife on his own darn time.

"Kourtney is figuring out the best times they need to make love to have the best chance of getting pregnant again, and it's driving Scott crazy," a family source says. "He feels humiliated. Kourtney calls him at work, and he has to drop everything so they can do it as soon as possible. He gets so embarrassed."

We're as shocked as you are, readers: Scott Disick works?!?

Jennifer Aniston Named Most Eligible Bachelorette

She can't get a date for the life of her. Brad Pitt up and left her. Cougar Town star Josh Hopkins even shot her down, calling her nothing but a sport f*%k.

Poor Jennifer Aniston. But there is still reason for hope.

The perpetually-unattached actress was voted the most eligible single woman in the world, according to a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll released this week.

An Eligible Bachelorette

She's available, fellas. But she doesn't want your pity.

Despite her consistently single status, Jennifer tells Vogue:

"This whole 'Poor lonely Jen' thing, this idea that I'm so unlucky in love? I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky. I'm right where I'm supposed to be."

Sure thing. After Jen's 29 percent, the runners-up were ...

  • Halle Berry (21 percent)
  • Elin Nordegren (15 percent)
  • Betty White (11 percent)
  • Lady Gaga (5 percent)
  • Elena Kagan (4 percent)

Who'd you rather date among those half-dozen gals?

Ashley Tisdale and Daniel Radcliffe Address Topic of Teenage Bullying

In the wake of a slew of tragic suicides, Ellen DeGeneres was the first celebrity to speak out on the troubling topic of teenage bullying.

But she wasn't the last.

Harr Potter PortrayerNew CW Star

Daniel, Ashley and many other celebrities (watch this video now!) have an important message for teens.

“Learning about the suicide deaths of Tyler Clementi, Seth Walsh, Asher Walker, Billy Lucas and Justin Aaberg has been heartbreaking for me,” Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said this week. “We have a responsibility to be better to each other, and accept each others’ differences regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity, race, ability, or religion and stand up for someone when they’re bullied."

Radcliffe is a major supporter of The Trevor Project, which focuses on at-risk teens.

Below, Ashley Tisdale and fellow members of the Hellcats cast also address the issue. The video is worth watching, and the topic worth doing something about.




Anti-Bullying

Lisa Rinna: Why I Deflated My Lips

"I no longer wanted my lips to be what defines me."

So said Lisa Rinna on Today this morning, as the actress explained what prompted her to undergo a procedure recently that reduced the size of her famous puckers.

"I never had thought that you could do anything about it," she said of her 1986 surgery. "You have silicone put in, that's it, it's permanent."

Lisa and Her Lips

Soon after learning she could reverse the process, though, Rinna - who stars in TVLand's upcoming reality show Harry Loves Lisa, with husband Harry Hamlin - just went for it.

"It doesn't matter what other people think," she says. "I did it for myself."

WATCH THE FULL INTERVIEW BELOW.


Lisa Rinna Interview

Odd Situation: Mike and Karina Foxtrot to "Boom Boom Pow" on Dancing With the Stars

The bad news? A wacky version of the foxtrot set to the Black Eyed Peas' hit "Boom Boom Pow" that had the judges panel scratching its collective heads.

Check out Mike's latest rug-cutting effort below ...


The Situation Attempts to Foxtrot

Using a time machine as a prop to tell a story through time, The Situation and Karina Smirnoff's effort was summed up by judge Len Goodman as such:

"If that's your future, I am glad I live in the past. I don't wanna be nasty, but if you were dancing in my backyard, I'd have to draw the curtain." Ouch.

Bruno Tonioli called it a "land of the lost fox trot," though he added it was "entertaining ... in a very weird way." It did earn a reasonable 20 out of 30 ...

Teen Mom's Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley: Under Investigation, in Therapy

Like her Teen Mom co-stars Maci Bookout and Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood has not had an easy time of it after giving birth at the tender age of 18.

Amber's in a totally different league, however.

Police are investigating Portwood after she was seen hitting ex-fiance Gary Shirley on last week's episode of the MTV show that glorifies teen pregnancy.

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

Gary Shirley and Amber Portwood in happier, less violent times.

The Anderson Police Department in Indiana have now launched an investigation into the incident, in which Amber looked to be kicking her man as well.

"We were made aware of the domestic abuse following the episode that aired on MTV," Anderson Public Information Officer Mitch Carroll told reporters.

"Based on that there was a case drafted. The Department of Child Protective Services in Indiana notified us that they are aware of the incident as well."

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley are now seeking counseling.

Her father Shawn confirmed that she is doing everything she can to salvage her relationship with her on-off fiance and the father of her small child.

Shawn revealed that Amber and Gary have been in counseling for months, and he hopes that they get married, despite the aforementioned battle.

"It's my understanding they're doing just fine," Shawn said. "They're now going to couples counseling. It was their idea as a whole, them together."

Hopefully they work it out for the good of everyone involved.