Here’s hottie Joanna Krupa doing some sort of promotional garbage or something along those lines, let’s be honest, nobody really cares as long as she looks the way she does. She could be drowning puppies in her own urine and I’d still want to introduce her to my parents… And then after we live together for a few years, and sort out the bathroom situation, we can move on to the next level.
Now that former Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger is going to be on Dancing WIth The Stars I assume we’re going to see more pictures of her going to parties or leaving parties or going to the gym or leaving the gym… You get the idea. So I thought I would get things started with some pictures of her making hot sexy faces and showing off her cleavage after leaving some party the other night. I know it’s not much, but it’s a start. Enjoy.
The recent news that Cheryl Tweedy was leaving her two-timing footballer husband was awesome, but it threw my crotch for a loop… A sexy, friction burned loop. Now what do I do? I’ve loved her from a far for so long that I wouldn’t know where to begin if we actually met face to face. Which is highly possible because she’s single and I’m single so we probably go to the same dating sites. Here she is posing for her profile picture in a sweet boob centric top and some leather pants. I cant wait until we meet, I’ll be the one wearing the top hat.
After yesterday’s post featuring Rihanna hiding her lady bits while getting out of a car in a little skirt, I thought that maybe that was the end of her provocative outfits. I was wrong. Alright, so this outfit is more silly looking than provocative, but she’s showing off quite a bit of cleavage and it’s kinda see through so it will do for now. I don’t know what else to tell you… Boobs. Enjoy.
These are a couple of pretty lame pictures of Fergie in Cosmopolitan magazine. Yes she’s doing a nice little stretch and yes she seems to almost be able to put her leg behind her head like any good stripper should, which is hot. And yet, here I am bored out of my mind. There have got to be some better stripper moves she could have attempted. My favorite is the one where they crawl around naked picking up the dollar bills. That would have been hot. Next Time.
I’m really annoyed that this Kate Gosselin mess is going to be on Dancing WIth The Stars, because that means we’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of this garbage. Alright, I’ll admit that her sweater twins make a pretty handsome couple, but the rest of her needs a lot of work. I know that sounds terrible because she’s had about a dozen kids already and the human body can only take so much, but that’s why baby Jesus invented plastic surgeons. Anyhow, Try not to focus on her face.
I feel cheated by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan. When I uploaded them I didn’t realize that she had some sort of flesh tone body stocking on under her sweet little top. What a rip off. I thought I was going to have a few great shots of Lindsay’s Impressive chesticles to finish off the week, instead all I get is a mouthful of lycra and disappointment. And what the hell is she doing DJing? I bet these were taken in her rec room. Anyhow, Obviously she’s still hot and I’d still like to make a few half blogger half pretend lesbian babies with her. Call me.
Earlier this week I had some sweet pictures of Audrina Patridge in her bikini for FHM which I thought were pretty damn hot. Now I’ve got some even hotter behind the scenes pictures of her in a tank top, bikini bottoms and roller-skates. This is what I imagine all the women in heaven are wearing. Imagine slow motion video of her fake boobies rolling down a bumpy road. Jesus! I’m going to take a nap in the hopes that I’ll dream about these pictures. Enjoy.
Audrina Patridge seems to be immune to the cold, and even in the dead of winter she’s always walking around in a bikini. Except that this morning she wasn’t walking, but skating.
Audrina left her West Hollywood house early today to work her fantastic body, perched on top of some old fashioned white and pink skates, and dressed in bikini bottoms and a little purple top. Sadly she had a bra under her top keeping us from getting a better view of her nipples. Otherwise we would have been able to get some fantastic pokey pictures of her (it was in the low 50’s in Los Angeles this morning; I checked). May be next time she’ll forget that pesky bra!
It’s official: Pamela Anderson WILL be on Dancing With The Stars in its new season. The announcement was made today by the show’s powers that be, and Pam, who’s currently in Kent, England, filming a commercial for Walkers Crisps, was notified via a phone call. Regarding the happy news, Pam said:
I’m having the best time, this will keep me out of trouble. It’s stimulation, mentally, physically and emotionally. It has my focus and I’ve always wanted to learn how to dance. Maybe I’ll get in shape as well. This is a leap of faith. I’ll learn a life skill. I’m a romantic, I’m putting my heart into this.
Apparently it’s been settled for a while, but the producers of Dancing With The Stars had only one condition to officially accept the former Baywatch star: no nipple slips. How disappointing!
Travis Barker revealed his new DJ AM In Memo Travis and Adam Goldstein were the only survivors of a terrifying plane crash in September 2008.
Travis was burned badly and Adam walked around in major pain a neck brace for months. He survived that horrible ordeal only to suffer a relapse and die of an overdose last August. He was 36.
The tattoo features an angel praying beneath the words “In Memory of DJ AM.”
I’m not sure why they haven’t gotten any US radio play. They have everything we love in our pop/rock stars. Tons of catchy songs, an edgy European style and an effeminate lead singer that makes Adam Lambert look like Rambo.
Tokio Hotel might just see some US success soon, they’ve been included on the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack with a song called Strange.
Here’s a cool Nylon TV video of the boys talking about their influences..etc. Be warned…it’s unbelievably easy to hypnotized by the mohawked Bill Kaulitz and find yourself googling more interviews with the band.
As his unusually soft German accent draws you in, you notice his hair and make-up are flawless at all times and sadly he looks better in black skinnies than you ever will.
Did you watch season 1 of Bravo’s Make Me A Supermodel? Remember the sweet bromance between gay Ronnie Kroell and married prison guard Ben? Early in the season Ronnie admitted to having a crush on married Ben and that blossomed into an almost too sweet relationship between the two models. The host of the show even gave the boys shirts that said BRONNIE.
Neither of the boys won that season and while Ronnie pursued his modeling career, presumably it isn’t going well if he’s getting naked for Playgirl.
A Playgirl spokesperson confirms that Ronnie Kroell, who was a contestant in Season 1 of the Bravo TV show, is doing what Levi Johnston wouldn’t. He’s showing his johnson in the magazine. The photo shoot with the 27 year-old fashion model will take place March 24th with acclaimed photographer Lope Navo.
Everyone is buzzing about Lady Gaga’s upcoming video for “Telephone“. The video will pick up where the storyline of the “Paparazzi” video left off. The video will follow Gaga behind bars where she is eventually rescued by Beyonce. The details of the release date for the video are sketchy but most sources say it should drop March 8.
Just a few minutes after posting this photo from the video on Twitter, it had over 55,000 views! “RING RING It is coming little monsters,” Gaga wrote.
**Side note: ‘Little Monsters’ is what Gaga calls her fans.
It’s about time that the bells of a reconciliation ring. And so far they keep ringing loud because it looks like the bad rift between Angelina Jolie and her father Jon Voight is finally over after many years. The happy father and daughter have been seen together in many places including Venice. And Jon seems to be having a grand old time with the Jolie-Pitt clan. In Venice, Jon even joined the entire family for a trip down Venice canals. Very different than the last few years when Angelina didn’t even acknowledge him or listen to his please to reconcile. We’re not sure what set off the reconciliation mode, but we’re certainly glad they did.A representative for Jon has said of his travels with the family, “He wanted to spend the day with all of them,” says the rep. “It was wonderful. He’s crazy about his grandkids. He thinks each and every one is very special.”
Let’s hope they continue like this.
The official conclusion is now that Brittany Murphy’s estate left everything to her mother and completely excluded her husband Simon Monjack. According to reports, Brittany wrote the will back in 2007, before she had married Simon and the will was stored in her manager’s safe. Simon tells us he wasn’t surprised at this finding and in fact, he says he encouraged Brittany to add a line to the will that stated “I am married to Simon Monjack who I have intentionally left out of this will,” he said. Yeah, but we don’t know what to believe when it comes to you Simon. You’ve created lots of doubts in our heads with your mysterious actions.
And of all those rumors that plagued the couple, Simon says, “Our marriage was dogged by these ridiculous rumors. Brittany’s life was dogged by ridiculous rumors, and the truth always wins out. I hope people have the sense to really understand that everything was beautiful and wonderful in our relationship and so pure.”
We’ll see.
Although Vera Farmiga got the Best Supporting Actress Oscar nomination for her role in “Up in the Air”, she can’t help but wonder if it was worth it. Just two weeks prior to the start of the film’s production, Vera had given birth to a baby boy named Flynn. Vera had to make the tough decision to leave her newborn and work on the role, which she didn’t know then, would be a life changing one. Of her decision Vera said, “I could never reclaim these first precious moments of maternity.[But] I needed to pay my mortgage. It wasn’t an option. I had to do the role.”
And on top of that, not only had she just given birth, but she needed to play sexy opposite George Clooney. “It was strange having to portray that frank sexuality when I did not feel sexy in the least bit,” Vera said “But that’s what I loved about [the character] . I loved how daring she was. She makes sex, on screen, fun. She was curious and was gliding through life with grace and a sense of humor, and wit and self-possession and open-heartedness and femininity and sensuality and sexuality.”
Well, the sacrifice earned you an Oscar nomination Vera. Good luck!
Aw Vicky! You’ve disappointed us. Vicky Gunvalson, reality star of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” started out in the series being a mean bitch. Then over this current season we started to understand and bond with her and started hating on them other hos she hangs with. But this recent report knocks her off the tiny, cheap pedestal we put her on.
According to sources, Vicky was in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico recently and she was seen making out with some twenty five year old dude. The dude, Mike Pullin, said, “Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl. We clicked immediately and danced to rock ‘n’ roll by Bon Jovi and Journey. She was living it up. She kept talking to me. She was a big flirt.”
So apparently after dude Mike bought a round of tequila shots for Vicki and her friends she paid him with some lip love!
What’s her husband going to say about this?
Stupid celebrities make stupid mistakes. And Rhianna isn’t quite a bright light bulb judging from her behavior trying to almost protect that loser abuser Chris Brown. In any case, Rhianna is being sued by her former trainer, Cindy Percival, who claims Rhianna owes her some cash. How much? $26,144.44 and she’s suing mad. According to Cindy the trainer, she charges $1500 per day. That’s your first mistake right there Rhianna, paying that. Why would you need to pay someone that much? Surely there are just as good ones for a bit less? Trainer Cindy is also suing for $2,644.14 in travel expenses after going to Europe with Rhianna.
So, why don’t you just pay your trainer and have your people give us the standard excuse for stupidity which is that an error has been made and everything is being corrected. Sigh, we’re tired of that excuse when people get called on the carpet. If someone sues you it’s because they’ve tried and tried to get money from you and you refused in the first place.
Talk about slut! Megan Fox revealed the answer to the question we’ve all been dying to know: Just how many guys have you slept with Megan Fox? “I’ve only been with two men my entire life,” Megan told some magazines. “My childhood sweetheart and Brian.” What? That’s it? Just two? Amazing.
Megan has been dating Brian Austin Green on and off since 2004. She explains “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.” Perhaps some tequila or some vodka was never around during those nights out?
Well, we’ll say we believe it. Until some crazy, raunchy sex video tape surfaces that is.
The plastic surgeon dude that recently performed ten surgical procedures on Heidi Montag is speaking out. After doing the surgeries that included breast implants, brow lifts, fat injections, and cause the entertainment community to refer to Heidi as Frankenheidie, Dr. Frank Ryan now says he wouldn’t perform anymore surgery on his plastic patient. “There’s really nothing to do!” the limelight seeking so called doctor told Us Magazine at a recent pre-Oscar party. “I told Heidi that, ‘What are you going to do? You’re done!”. Yeah, but that’s not what she thinks. She still thinks her triple D boobs are small.
Doctor Frank also told the magazine that some of her peers are asking him for similar requests. “In the reality [TV] world, there’s a lot of competition and there’s a lot of possessiveness for one’s doctor,” Doctor Frank said. “It’s pretty interesting.”
Enjoy the limelight while you can you so called doctor that puts fame and interviews ahead of real medical concerns like making some dumb blonde too plasticky. She’s probably going to look like crap in ten years.
As if cocaine, alcohol and rehab weren’t enough for proud parents Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, now there are allegations they had three way sex with some woman who is spilling the beans. Supposedly, the women will be coming forward soon to give us all more juicy details. Well, let’s hope they’re juicy. In any case, a source is blabbing that, “Brooke is bisexual. She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.” But the worst allegation was that “Some of the women they slept with together also did drugs with them”.
Okay, ménage a trios, fine. But getting hooked on crack, abusing alcohol and ending up in rehab is not okay when you have children. Shape up you two. We’re starting to feel less and less sorry for you with each story that comes out.
It is always sad to report about someone who is very ill. Penny Marshal has not really gone public, but all the reports that come ins say she has been battling cancer for a while and so far her results have not been encouraging. A close family friend explained to the Enquirer, “Penny has followed doctors’ orders, but she’s telling worried friends and family that if her treatment does not start to show signs of improvement within the next few weeks she’s ready to give up. Even with the possibility of undergoing a liver transplant, Penny was told that she could die within a year because of the cancer’s spread,” said the family source. “Penny is very upset because the treatments have not reduced the size of the tumors, and as a result, her doctors are not encouraged. She shocked everyone by saying she didn’t want to ‘do a Swayze,’ meaning lingering on for months and months.”, also said the source.
Yikes. We hope this is an exaggeration. Poor Penny.
In a country where tiny dental floss bikinis are the norm, and where people parade around nearly naked during the annual carnival, there are still some boundaries. And one of them is Paris Hilton…apparently. It seems Paris latest commercial has offended the Brazilian government and caused a stir.
It’s all a result of a beer ad Paris appears in. In it, Paris rubs a can of Devassa (which translates to “naughty”) Beer on herself while people look through her window.
But a spokesperson for Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs says , “It’s an ad that devalues women – in particular, blond women,” and they would like it off the air.
Another government spokesperson said the ad is offensive, not because there is a lack of clothing (because there isn’t a lack), but because of its sensual nature. According to that spokesperson’s lopsided argument, he says, “The problem with the ad isn’t a lack of clothing, but its sensual nature,” he said. “A woman in a bikini on a beach isn’t necessarily sensual; it depends on the context.”
That’s really dumb reasoning Brazilian government. You sound stupid. Women with huge behinds in dental floss bikinis parading around the beach isn’t sensual, but pouring beer on yourself is? Stupid.
We agree and support Paris who wrote of the incident on her Twitter: “Are they serious? So ridiculous.”
Leave it to the brain surgeon Lindsay Lohan to say real intelligent things. Recently the genius talked about her stints with rehab because of substance and alcohol abuse. Some were voluntary. Some were ordered by a court. But ditzy Lohan told a British magazine recently she likes the process because she gets to meet new people. “The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that,” Lindsay told the magazine. “And it was like a vacation. love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts!”
It seems Paris is an even bigger star now than in her 2006 heyday.
Dr. Drew Pinsky's alleged stalker Charles Pearson just pled not guilty to six felonies -- one count stalking and five counts of criminal threats.
During Pearson's arraignment, which took place moments ago in Pasadena, CA, his bail was upped to $400,000.
A protective order was also issued, which states Pearson must stay 500 yards away from Dr. Drew, his wife and children for three years.
Pearson -- who was arrested on Wednesday at Pierce College in Woodland Hills after he allegedly sent Dr. Drew threatening messages over the Internet -- is due back in court on March 18.
Ben's agent, Ryan Tollner, told ProFootballTalk.com, "Last night, Ben and his friends met a group of women and everyone mingled together throughout the evening."
Tollner added, "We have spoken to law enforcement. Based on information currently available, an allegation was made against Ben, which appeared to be dismissed after a preliminary investigation last night. Obviously, given the prior accusation against Ben, we are skeptical of motive, but we will continue to cooperate with everyone involved."
The Milledgeville Police Department is holding a news conference to address the situation in just a few minutes.
With their red lipsticks in tow, Rose McGowan and Amy Smart both showed up to the same event in L.A. on Thursday.
Question is ...
Remember when Suge Knight had money? The government sure does ... and they want over $6 mil from the former rap mogul.
According to court docs, a tax lien originally filed in 2003 -- against Suge's 1996 tax return -- was re-filed again in January to the tune of $6,578,696.31. 2Pac better put out a new album STAT!!!!
Suge's baby mama filed child support papers against Suge in January which revealed Suge's net income is only $1,207 a month.
So don't hold your breath, Uncle Sam.
Calls to Suge's people were not returned.
The 43-year-old took her adorable bundle of joy to a park in L.A. on Friday.
Now that's what you call a gorgeous day.
Around 9pm PT at least five officers entered through the front gate of the compound with shotguns drawn -- while an LAPD chopper circled overhead. Cops tell us they were responding to a burglary in progress call.
But everything was fine once they got on the grounds. We're told the emergency call -- which came from outside the house -- was a false alarm.
No word on exactly which Jacksons were home during the raid.
L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services investigators have been at the Jackson home all week over that whole stun gun thing with Jermaine's son Jaafar.
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