Adam Lambert: Crotch-Pumping in Sydney

We can describe the performance of Adam Lambert in Sydney, Australia this week with three words: Diamond-encrusted crotch plate.

The singer remained true to his controversial, racy self last night by performing Down Under and rocking out to "For Your Entertainment." He thrusted his private parts, he wore a skintight outfit and he even started the performance with a rendition of the robot.

Not everyone will love it, but Adam knows that. He's simply proud of who he is and doesn't cower in the face of critics. It would be nice if everyone shared those traits, wouldn't it?

For Your Entertainment Performance

Thank you to readers for sending in the following clip. It's a video of Adam singing an acoustic version of "Whataya Want From Me." Great stuff below.

Gone Acoustic

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American Idol Semifinalists Thank Fans for Support

after asking American Idol semifinalists to take down their MySpace, YouTube and Facebook pages, it looks like Fox has lightened uAp a bit.

In the video below, Andrew Garcia, Alex Lambert and Lee Dewyze thank fans for all their love and support, while also giving out the contestants' updated addresses on the aforementioned social networks, along with Twitter.

Enjoy the gracious-filled greetings below and sound off on which male you want to see in the finals:

Idol Thank You Message

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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!

Here’s Mariah Carey’s fat cleavage at the Academy Awards last night doing it’s best to remain where it belongs and not spill out all over the red carpet. I don’t know what’s happening with Mariah, maybe it’s married life, but she’s starting to look a little sloppy. And I normally love big sloppy boobs, but I prefer them to be drunk and/or serving me beers or riding a mechanical bull, not all dressed up at some fancy event. That’s like wearing an evening gown to dollar wine cooler night at the strip club. It just doesn’t look right.

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Christina Hendricks’ Cleavage Dressed To Impress

Earlier I posted pictures of Mariah Carey’s fat cleavage saying it was sloppy and that it wasn’t being presented in the best light. THIS is how you showcase big fat cleavage. Christina Hendricks is by far the queen of presenting oversized boobies in the most tasteful and hottest manner possible, here she is at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party launching pre-teen boys everywhere directly into puberty at a mere glance. I don’t know how she can breathe with those things stuffed in there, and I don’t really care, as long as she keeps doing it we’re good. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox’s Hotness Does It Again

I don’t know what these pictures of Megan Fox from some sort of portrait session are for, but I’m glad they exist, now I have some nice tasteful pictures of her to photoshop myself into. Not that I wasn’t pasting myself in to her bikini pictures, but these I can actually show people. We’re going to look so great together on our Christmas cards and birthday cards and anniversary cards and bar mitzvah cards… Not to mention the family newsletter I will be sending to all my ingrate relatives. It’s going to be awesome.

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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes Her Little Money Maker

Here’s Cheryl Tweedy shaking her little ass during a performance on X Factor in her weird, sexy, futuristic and slutty captain’s outfit. Alright so the outfit’s a little stupid looking, but that doesn’t take anything away from Cheryl’s hotness. I’ve never actually heard her sing, which isn’t very nice considering we’ve been internet engaged for like four years, but I’ve seen enough pictures of her and her tacky stripper tattoo to know that she’s got the voice of a thousand angels. Enjoy.

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The 2010 Oscars Ceremony

The 2010 Oscars Awards came and went last night without any special incidents worth mentioning, except the fact that they were a little disappointing for the lack of boobage. That’s right! For some reason the Oscars seriously lacked in cleavages this year. You’d think that with the increased popularity of silicon enhancements, every actress that can afford it would have a generous cleavage by now. But the 82nd Academy Awards ceremony proved that this by far is not the case.

Although short skirts abounded, slutty tops were nearly inexistent (except for the beautiful and very revealing dress worn by Hilary Swank), and actresses with small boobs were actually the ones dressed in the sexiest outfits. Among them shone Vanessa Hudgens and her B-cups, and Natalie Portman, who showed her long perfectly shaped legs in a dark gray dress that made her look simply edible.

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Christina Hendricks Deserves a Boob Award

Right after ranting about the lack of cleavage exposure at last night’s Oscars Ceremony, I received these photos of actress Christina Hendricks, who’s putting to shame the rest of Hollywood. This woman knows how to dress to impress, and she did so on Oscars night, when she attended not the awards themselves, but the 18^th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party.

Christina Hendricks, whose boobs are a hefty 38DDD, wore a bustier-styled dress that hugged her curves and zipped in the front to give some lucky guy ease of access to her goods. Speaking of those, Christina Hendricks’ boobs are completely natural, and she was quoted in the past bragging about that fact, saying:

My boobs are real, and I’m very proud to say that.

Any woman with tits like those sure has lots to be proud of!

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Video: Brat Pack Reunites For John Hughes Tribute

By far my favorite Oscar moment of the night. Most of my teenage hero’s and heroines gather all on one stage to honor the great John Hughes.

While Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner sat in the audience looking bored as hell, Molly Ringwald, Matthew Broderick, Anthony Michael Hall, Ma caulay Culkin, Jon Cryer, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson stood together at the Oscars and each told a Hughes anecdote.You can’t blame the Twilight teens though..they probably don’t even know who The Donger is.

John Hughes made great movies that touched a generation. He had a way of making the awkwardness of being a teenager somehow seem normal.

The Brat Pack tribute was touching and respectful.

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Lindsay Lohan Fired As Ungaro Artistic Adivsor

What? Ungaro let the brilliant fashion icon Lindsay Lohan go? Shocker!

Seriously…she was canned for making the once respected fashion house the laughing stock of the fashion world last fall with that disastrous collection.

The line’s Fall 2010 collection, which premiered sans Lohan during Paris Fall Fashion Week on Monday, features only the work of chief designer Estrella Archs.

“She’s not involved in this…” a company spokesperson told Women’s Wear Daily today. Even Emanuel Ungaro himself was embarrassed at Lilo’s collection of heart-shaped nipple pasties and sequins last November. But since he sold the business and no longer has a say there was jack-all he could do about it.

“I’m furious but there isn’t a thing I can do. I have absolutely no link with that house….” he said last November.

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Holly Madison and Benji Madden Moving In Together

I was shocked to find out that Holly Madison and Benji Madden are still together. And not only that…about to move in together. I’m also shocked to find out they’ve managed to keep their relationship on the DL. Most of us thought they broke up last month. Good for them for keeping it personal and quiet.

“Benji cares very much for Holly. They have been talking about living together,” a source tells In Touch, adding that the current Peepshow performer will soon leave Las Vegas to be in LA with Benji. The loved-up pair was spotted kissing at an IT BOYS! music video shoot in Sun Valley, Calif., on March 3. “Benji kept telling her how amazing she looked. They couldn’t keep their eyes off each other,” the source says. Benji and twin brother Joel, who discovered the band, had asked blond bombshell Holly to make a cameo appearance in the video.”

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Video: Jimmy Kimmel’s Handsome Men’s Club Skit

Posted March 9, 2010 at 2:08 am by: Sparkle-C

If, like me, you were too tired to stay up for Jimmy Kimmel after Sunday night’s Oscars…then we both missed this hilarious “Handsome Men’s” skits.

The star-filled skit culminates in the Affleck/Kimmel/Garner bed scene. It’s a must see.

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Video – “Iron Man 2″ Trailer

I haven’t even seen the first one yet…and I HEART Robert Downey, Jr.

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Marie Osmond’s Son Laid to Rest

Putting her son to rest on Monday (March 8), Marie Osmond and family gathered at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Chapel in Provo, Utah.

The moving service for Michael Bryan, who took his own life, was attended by his seven siblings and show business uncles, including Donny, who delivered the invocation through tears, according to People magazine.

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Katherine Heigl Goes Brunette

Not fooling paparazzi with her new look, a brunette Katherine Heigl was spotted out in Los Feliz, California on Monday (March 8).

The “Grey’s Anatomy” actress strolled over to Little Dom’s for lunch, having just recently dyed her blonde locks the new darker shade.

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Sandra Bullock: Post-Oscar Oprah Visit

On cloud nine, Sandra Bullock was all smiles as she left the Oprah Winfrey show in Los Angles on Monday (March 8).

Fresh off of her Oscar triumph, the brunette beauty strolled out to her awaiting limo after chatting on the popular US talk show.

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Kourtney Kardashian: Fit and Fine in Miami

Keeping herself in fine form, Kourtney Kardashian was spotted out for a workout session on Miami’s South Beach on Monday afternoon (March 8).

Looking to shed any remaining baby weight, the E! reality cutie joined babydaddy Scott Disick as the pair made their way to the David Barton Gym in the Ganesvoort Hotel.

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Britney Spears Takes Time Out for Mom

Treating herself to a day of retail therapy, Britney Spears was spotted out spending time shopping with her mother, Lynne Spears, in Los Angeles, California on Monday afternoon (March 8).

Joined by a helping hand, the “Womanizer singer and her mom gallivanted from shop to shop at the Glendale Galleria, loading up on a bagful of purchases at the Barneys New York department store.

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Kendra Wilkinson Had Post-Partum Depression

Kendra Wilkinson reveals a very tough situation for her after the birth of her baby. In a recent interview she confessed she became severely depressed. “I never brushed my hair, my teeth or took a shower. I looked in the mirror one day and was totally depressed … A couple of times, I even said, ‘I just have nothing to live for.”

Wow. It’s hard to believe what a depression bout could do to someone. Considering she just had a baby and has everything to live for, this is such a twisted statement. Fortunately, it seems that Kendra is doing better and is no longer in that state of mind. She also explains that part of her depression was also caused by her move from California to Indianapolis to be closer to her husband.

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The Kardashians Sets The record Straight

Kim Kardashian sets the record straight about tabloid magazine stories.

Khloe tweeted earlier this week, “My sisters and I had a great laugh this morning. Star and InTouch decided to attack our relationships. Apparently I’m heading for divorce, Kim was dumped and Kourt was duped… Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!”

According to Khloe she and Lamar are doing great. “Lamar and I are obsessed and can barely be away from each other,” Kourtney says. And Kourtney tries to convince us all is well with Scott by saying the stories about them “make us laugh” and are “based on lies”. “We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn’t be happier,” says Kourtney. Ummm yeah Kourtney, but the whole country saw the show. It’s hard to tell us Scott didn’t act like an ass 95% of the time.

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Brooke Shields is Scared of More Plastic Surgery

Now that Brooke Shields tried Botox, she claims she is not thinking about undergoing anymore plastic surgery. Instead, Brooke says, she’s happy with superficial treatments like lasers. “I want laser treatment because I’m not a fan of my wrinkles,” she says in an upcoming issue of Ladies’ Home Journal.”But I have to find someone with a light touch. I’m scared I’ll end up looking like the Joker.”

We certainly wish other celebrities had your point of view Brooke (ahem, Heidi Montag and her triple D boobs). Because look at, for example, what Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke have done to themselves. Heidi Montag is sure to follow that petrified look. At her age she’s already had more surgery than these two combined.

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Mo’Nique Reveals She Has an Open Marriage

Damn! This is news to us. Oscar nominee Mo’Nique has talked about the fact she and her husband Sid Hicks have an open marriage. We didn’t realize people still did that. Why get married? Mo’Nique says that although she has not had sex outside of her marriage, her husband is free to do so and it doesn’t bother her one bit. “Could Sid have sex outside of his marriage with me? Yes. That’s not a deal-breaker,” she says. “That’s not something that would make us say, ‘Pack your things and let’s end the marriage.’” Wow. But that’s not all. Mo’Nique claims she wouldn’t even end the marriage if he were to do it many times. Sounds like Tiger Woods got married to the wrong woman.

And she says she wouldn’t call it quits even if he had numerous flings. “What if it’s 20 times?” she asks. “So what? We’ve been best friends for over 25 years, and we truly know who we are. Oftentimes, people get into marriages and they don’t know who they’re laying next to. I’m very comfortable and secure with my husband.”
Then she reveals TMI about how she keeps Sid happy. “He loves the hairy legs. And if Sid likes the hairy legs, there you go … I’m 42 and very hairy’, says Mo’Nique who also says she never shaves.
Yikes.

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Brooke Mueller Blames Babies For Her Crack Addiction

As if we weren’t hearing enough lame excuses from dumb Brooke Mueller and her crack addiction, we have to hear the dumbest of the dumb.

Brooke is blaming the birth of her children for getting her hooked back on crack. Loser excuse! Sources close to the family are claiming that the pressure of being a new mom were just too much for her to take. The source says, “It was a really scary situation for a new mom — for any new mom — and at that point she went back to her comfort zone…she resorted to the way she handled stress in the past.”

Yeah, it’s scary for all moms, but they don’t all resort to drugs to live through it. Lame.

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DMX High School Performance Cancelled Abruptly

Whoever thought taking DMX to a high school performance is an idiot. Although it was for a church fundraiser, why would you take a convicted thug with continual criminal problems to a place of education? But that’s exactly what some Pastor at the Morning Star Sanctified Church in Arizona did.

The truth is that DMX may be trying to clean up his image, but he’s got one hell of a task and it doesn’t help that he keeps getting into trouble.

What started as a supposed “gospel rap extravaganza” starring DMX which was supposed to take place at an Arizona high school and was for benefit of the church was cancelled abruptly once school officials learned DMX was involved. The Pastor says she even took out a $1 million insurance policy on the concert. So what Pastor? That’s a basic requirement for liability insurance. You’re lucky your insurance carrier didn’t ask you for more of a liability premium. The school says it will be giving back the church’s $500 deposit. The Pastor says she’ll have to give back refunds to everyone and perhaps hold the concert at the church. If the Pastor tries to still bring DMX to her church we see a disaster waiting to happen. If she isn’t savvy enough to know about liability insurance needs, what makes her think she’s going to know how to install DMX’s sound and stage equipment needs for his performance? That’s right Pastor, you have to do that! Did you even read your contract with DMX? Jeez.

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Shannen Doherty’s Touching Reason For Joining ‘DTWS”

Of all of the bitchy sides we know of Shannen Doherty, we’re finding out she actually has a nice one. As you may have heard Shannen has agreed to do “Dancing With the Stars”, but what you may not know is the reason why she’s doing it. She was inspired by her father, who suffered a stroke last Christmas.

Shannon tells us, “He lost his speech, he wasn’t mobile. He was really struggling, and still is. When I mentioned this to him, he got really excited, and he wanted me to do it. I thought, if my dad can fight through having a stroke and the loss of being able to communicate, I think I can do this for him. So I figured I’m going to get over my fear for him. I’m going to get in great shape, and everyone who I know who’s been on the show has had a great time. It’s with hesitation and fear, but it’s going to be good to conquer a fear.”
Apparently Shannon has a fear of large audiences, so this is going to be quite a challenge she attempts to overcome, and she’s doing it for her father.
Nice.

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Dr. Drew’s Stalker Arrested

One of the bad things about being a celebrity is dealing with idiot, crazy morons like the one stalking Dr. Drew Pinsky. The crazy idiot stalker had been threatening Dr. Drew over the web and it all started because the insane dumbass thinks that Dr. Drew has placed a tracking device in his penis.

The worst part is that crazy decided to threaten Dr. Drew’s kids as well and he said he would force his wife to eat them. What a crazy f***k! Lock his ass up forever. We don’t need him around. The moron was arrested recently in Woodland Hills near where Dr. Drew lives. He was charged with felony stalking and was held on $150,000 bail.

So what happens once he makes bail? That idiot sounds like he could do anything! Scary shiz. Good luck Dr. Drew.

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Jon Gosselin Gets Low Ball Offer From Playgirl Magazine

Ha, ha, por Jon Gosselin. Even Playgirl Magazine is making fun of him.

We all know Jon is broke and getting broker. We also know he’s still seeking the limelight but is probably not going to get it anymore. We also know, according to Kate and his last girlfriend Hailey that Jon has a teeny, weeny small member between his legs.

So Playgirl Magazine offered to rescue him from some of his financial burden by potentially making him an offer. A representative from the magazine admitted that if they were to do a photo shoot with Jon it would be “more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.” Ouch.

But the rep went further by saying of a potential photo spread of Jon Gosselin in all his naked glory, “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed].”
Too bad Jon. Maybe you’re starting to get convinced no one likes you? Go back to your computer programming already.

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Harrison Ford Up For Another ‘Indiana Jones’?

All right. We love Indiana Jones and all, but one more with Harrison Ford is questionable. Yeah, the dude is Indi, but he is getting up there in year. However, Harrison, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas don’t think so. They revealed they have created the outline for the next Indiana Jones film and it will be a follow-up to “Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”.

Harrison said, “Steven [Spielberg] and George [Lucas] and I are sort of agreed on a germ of an idea and we’re seeing what comes of it. The process works like this. We come to some basic agreement and then George goes away for a long time and works on it. Then Steven and I get it in some form, some embryonic form. Then if we like it we start working with George on it and at some point down the line it’s ready and we do it.”

Well, we hope they come up with something good.

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Nicole Kidman Replaced by Selena Gomez

Ouch, this must have hit hard below the belt. Poor Nicole Kidman. For her role in the about to be produced film “Monte Carlo” she’s been replaced, not by another forty or fifty something actress, but by a teenager named Selena Gomez in a bizarre re-casting. The producers apparently decided old lady Kidman was too old for the demographic they’re going after so they dumped her and put Selena in her place.

The movie is based on a book called Headhunters which is about four women from New Jersey who go to Monaco and pose as wealthy heiresses. The movie version will switch the adult women to a group of high school and college girls making that claim. Actually, we think a group of women may have been better, but who knows how these young ones will pull it off. Let’s

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A Man In China Sues James Cameron For ‘Avatar’ Copyright Infringement

Well, this lawsuit may have some merit, but it sure is going to be tough for the guy to win considering he’s all the way over in China.

According to a guy named Zhou Shaomou, he wrote a story like “Avatar” back in 1997. His novel is called “Tale of the Blue Crows” and now he wants James Cameron to pay him a hell of a lot of money.

Zhou tells us that “Avatar” is 80% similar to his novel. “It tells the story of an epic journey taken by six astronauts to a distant planet which is home to a race of blue-skinned beings. I wrote in my novel that their space journey took them six years but in Cameron’s movie the journey takes them five years, nine months and 22 days. I was shocked when I first saw that. It is too close’ says Zhou.

Well, we do have to agree that this is very similar. But what to do? We’re sure others are going to come out and say similar things. Zhou wants $145 million for copyright infringement. Damn. Good luck Zhou. You’re going to be fighting a huge machine. Take the settlement and keep quiet. We’re sure the settlement will be a lot of money anyway.

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