March 24, 2010

Lindsay Lohan is Hetherosexual Again

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Lindsay Lohan seems to have left her lesbian times behind, and she is now dating some male model named Adam Senn. The only problem is that he is dating several other girls as well.

This past weekend LiLo showed up at club Voyeur, one of Los Angeles hottest spots nowadays, and found Adam talking to a cute little blonde. Words were crossed and the guy asked the blonde to leave. She did so but then came back to the club entrance a few minutes later and spilled the beans on Lindsay’s new boyfriend. Blondie called Adam a

piece of sh*t. He dates like five girls at a time and Lindsay happens to be one of them.

She also called Lindsay a “whore”, so you know she’s to be completely wrong. How can someone call Lindsay that and be right about anything at all? In case you were wondering, that was sarcastic!

Brittany Murphy Drug Problem?

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An authopsy revealed this week that Brittany Murphy did not die from an illegal drug overdose. As a result, her widower Simon Monjack said:

I know Brittany would want to feel the vindication. She never took a drug or a drink and that’s been shown.

But several sources have come forward and disclosed that the actress was actually addicted to prescription drugs. TMZ reported today that “between 2003-2009, Brittany had scores of prescriptions filled for 32 different drugs … and that was at just one L.A. pharmacy — and it’s not Eddie’s Pharmacy, the one that cut her off 4 months before her death because the owner feared an accident loomed. ”

Apparently, despite Murphy’s widower’s remark, the actress did have a drug “affinity”, and among the prescriptions she used to take were two sedatives (chlordiazepoxide and promethazine) and a drug similar to Prozac named Sarafem.



Kate Gosselin Bombs On Dancing With The Stars

It’s not a big shocker that Kate Gosselin sucked last night on the season premiere of Dancing with the Stars.

I’m a serious Kate hater and a serious Dancing hater so I didn’t watch the show, but I did watch a few seconds of the clip to see just how awkward she was so I could laugh at her.

She won’t be on the show long, but I’m really hoping that karma steps in and makes her the first one voted off.


Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Split – Again

It looks like the stars are never going to align for Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush. Kim just keeps getting busier and more famous and Reggie just doesn’t dig the limelight. You can’t blame him. He probably doesn’t want to marry her and then spend the rest of his life on a reality show.

Too bad, they were a cute couple.

Reggie always had trouble with the spotlight, our source tells us. Regardless, she was by his side as he won the Super Bowl with the New Orleans Saints, and they recently vacationed together in Costa Rica. However, the couple—who first began dating in 2007—mutually decided to part ways a few days ago and have agreed not to discuss the split in public, says our source.



Jesse James’ Mistress Tried To Blackmail Him

Every time I think I’m done reporting on this awful story something new and heinous pops up.

The trashy stripper that Jesse James was having an affair with is such a money grubbing fame whore that her first attempt at cashing in on this was blackmail.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Michelle asked Jesse to fund “a strip club/nightspot concept she dreamed up.” When he refused to pay for her strip club dream, she literally went crazy-bitch on him and went to In Touch Weekly with her story. They paid her $30,000.

“Michelle has a very short fuse, and she totally lost it when Jesse rejected her,” said the source.

A woman scorned……should really not ruin the life of another woman. Just the man.

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Kristen Stewart & Rob Pattinson Share Clothes

Without going to Twihard on you today…I had to share these adorable pictures that prove Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are a couple.

Kristen was photographed at LAX Tuesday wearing one of Rob’s t-shirts. They haven’t been seen together in a few weeks due to promotion Remember Me and The Runaways…but it’s obvious they were staying in the same hotel the last time they packed up their stuff.

It’s just too cute. This wasn’t the first time Kristen snuggled up in Rob’s stuff…it’s actually such a big internet deal that someone made a YouTube video about it.

*Note- The fact that Rob’s shirts nearly fit the tiny Kristen puts things in perspective. He is a very small English dude.

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Susan Powter’s YouTube Message To Gabourey Sidibe

Apparently, old school fitness guru Susan Powter agrees with Howard Stern about Gabourey Sidibe.

The “Stop the Insanity” creator took to YouTube to warn Gabourey Sidibe about her weight, in a rant that expressed her concern for the actress.

“Let me tell you something, Gabby, because Gabby’s the only one who matters here, your weight is going to affect everything in your life — from every breath you take, because a human body carrying that much fat is under the burden. Your weight, child, is going to affect every moment of your day, certainly your career. You are in an industry where you’re going to be judged microscopically. “

Lord. Why can’t people leave this girl alone? She knows her weight is going to cause her health problems and stall her acting career. I hope she ignores these bozo’s and just calls Oprah or Dr. Oz for some help.


Dear Academy of Country Music Awards: Vote for Taylor Swift!

Just when you thought Taylor Swift couldn't get any cuter...

The Grammy winner and her team have put together the following video in order to show why she ought to win the four Academy of Country Music Awards for which she's nominated.

For example, why should Swift be named Top Female Vocalist of the Year? Simple: it's science! What do we mean? Watch and find out:


Vote for Taylor!

Along with the aforementioned award, Swift is up for Entertainer of the Year, Song of the Year and Video of the Year!

The Country Music Awards air on CBS on April 18.

Ke$ha: Would You Hit It?

Ke$ha is a rising music star. The loquacious 23-year-old is just as well known for her off-stage antics and comments, like making out with Adam Lambert.

Or calling out Britney Spears for her lip-syncing bull$h!t.

Or asking John Mayer where his d!ck's at right now.

Or saying she'd love to breast feed Justin Bieber.

Yup, if nothing else, you can usually count on Ke$ha to give you some quality sound bites. She's also easier on the eyes than her weird persona may let on.

Once you get past that smudged makeup and tangled weave (left), there's a pretty hot chick in there somewhere, as this recent beach pic of her showed.

Question is ... would you go there? Tell us by voting in our poll ...

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Ke$ha: Would you hit it?

Presenting Adam Lambert... in a Kilt!

Just a photo of Adam Lambert during the Scotland leg of his international tour would likely be enough to satiate curious fans.

But combine the two elements mentioned below and listen closely... you'll likely hear screams across the globe from Lambert lovers:

First, the singer told the UK's The Daily Record that he and Lady Gaga recently "had a couple of whiskies" together. How did it go?

"[We] traded stories about life and music in the studio and, in some ways, we are cut from a similar cloth. She did theater for a while too and she got into the club kid scene in New York and I did in LA. We had a similar experience and it's a compliment to be dubbed the male version of her."

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As for the amazing photo above? That's a shot of Adam in his "glamkilt," as he Tweeted. He said that wearing the outfit it "like having a cactus - a little pet cactus."

Earlier on the tour, Lambert shared an evening with Boy George. Below, you can watch him walking the streets of Scotland.

Report: Sandra Bullock Meets with Divorce Attorney Amid Jesse James Scandal; Split Imminent?

With allegations flying that he engaged in a tawdry tryst with Michelle McGee, both Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have been interviewing divorce lawyers.

Sandra's reps have been in touch with several high-end attorneys, including Lance Spiegel, whose clients have included Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson.

As for Jesse James, we're told his business people have contacted several lawyers as well, but the likely cheating bastard will not be initiating the divorce.

His reps are asking the divorce attorneys "if they'd be interested in taking the case" if Sandra Bullock files first, which sources indicate she is likely to do.

Then again, we would have bet on Elin Woods doing the same, and we all know how that turned out. If Tiger can stay married, all bets are off for Sandra.

As for whether a divorce petition will be filed between Bullock and Jesse James, one source close to the couple simply said that "Something's happening."

Jesse James: OutlawOur Girl Sandra

Sandra Bullock has yet to comment on the Jesse James cheating rumors and potential split, but the scandal has caused her to miss two premieres of The Blind Side.

The Academy Award winner had originally planned also to travel to Berlin to promote the film, but abruptly suspended her promotional plans set for Monday evening.

"Warner Bros. issued a statement on Tuesday, March 16 stating that Sandra Bullock would not be traveling abroad due to unforeseen personal reasons," her rep said.

Looks like she's unavailable indefinitely, too: "Obviously that included everything that was scheduled for the European tour which included press and two premieres."

One can see why Bullock might want some time alone. In the span of less than a week, rumors have surfaced that her husband has been banging some tattoo model.

It wasn't just a one-time fling, either. McGee herself detailed the relationship with James as one that included frequent sexy time. She's also a stripper and porn star.

Moreover, both "Bombshell" McGee and her husband have been tied to Nazi pictures. If and when the Jesse James Nazi photo breaks, her lawyer will have a field day.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush: It's Over!

Perhaps we didn't give Radar Online and its vague, anonymous sources enough credit, because it looks like Kim Kardashian-Reggie Bush breakup rumors are true.

Sources confirm to E! News that the reality star and her Super Bowl champion NFL star beau have called it quits for real. So what was the issue this time around?

The "increased fame and crazy busy schedule" of Kim have been an ongoing source of conflict for the twosome, who reunited last August after a quick breakup.

While Kim's in South Beach shooting Season Two of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, Reggie, who has always had trouble with the spotlight, has been out in NYC.

She was by his side as he won the championship with the New Orleans Saints this winter, and then vacationed in Costa Rica. But following that, things went south.

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IT'S OVER: So ... how long until Kim and Reggie reunite again?

We may never learn exactly why, as the couple mutually decided to part ways a few days ago and have agreed not to discuss the split in public, says a source.

Of course, this being Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, another reunion between the running back and world's greatest body isn't completely out of the question.

They do truly love each other and there's no bad blood, say insiders close to the pair who say they're even open to the idea of reconciling further down the road.

Just the same, "they need to be apart" right now. Sad news to report for us, but also good, we suppose, in the sense that it seems like it's what they both wanted.

Besides, now there's at least a 0.01 percent change Ray J can dump whatever skank he picked on his reality show and swoop in for another romp with Kim.

Behind the Scenes of Dancing with the Stars

The 10th season of Dancing with the Stars is officially underway, and while we already ran down Monday's results, here are some things you might have missed:

Dedicated to dad: Shannen Doherty signed on to do the show for her father, Tom, who suffered a stroke in December, and wept after her debut Viennese waltz.

“I couldn’t keep it together,” the original Beverly Hills: 90210 star said. “I always said I’d never be that girl that cried on camera, but I did. Oh well, it’s my Daddy.”

Brooke brings it. Brooke Burke's co-hosting debut was a success, for one reason “Having a partner like Tom [Bergeron] who’s impeccable helps,” Burke said.

Just wing it: As for another one of Monday evening's surprise success stories, Pamela Anderson claims she “has never rehearsed for anything a day in her life.”

Her sexy bed head-inspired cha cha was surely worth the hours she and her partner, newcomer Damian Whitewood, logged in the studio the past three weeks.

“It was a lot of training,” says Anderson. “We want to do something different every time. It’s not always going to be sex, drugs, rock and roll, ripping off clothes.”

No? Shame.

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Pamela Anderson was inspired by Pamela Anderson last night.

Star struck. Cheryl Burke sure was. Rehearsing with Chad Ochocinco in Miami, he lives “was like being with the President,” she joked. “He’s the king of Miami."

"People stopped their cars to say hello. He has a great life," she says, though he has to work on "his McDonald’s-heavy diet ... no idea how he has a 12-pack."

The girls of Jake Pavelka. The Bachelor may be over, but he's still got women following him everywhere. Jake's fiancee, Vienna Girardi was front and center.

Joining Vienna were the other ladies in Pavelka’s life - his mother, Sally, former Bachelor contestant Gia Allemand, and even The Bachelorette star Jillian Harris.

Ginger Alert: Miley Cyrus Dyes Her Hair!

It's not drastic, but it is new:

Miley Cyrus has a fresh hair color.

When the singer popped out of her car yesterday for an interview with Good Morning America, she was spotted with light red locks. You can study them on TV tonight when she mentors the 11 remaining finalists on American Idol.

You can also check out the new (and improved?) look below:

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What do you think of Miley's light

Suge Knight Wanted For Robbing Yukmouth

Former Death Row Records head honcho and occasional hard ass criminal Suge Knight allegedly beat and robbed rapper Yukmouth and is wanted by police.

Sources say the attack on the rapper, whose name is quite apt, albeit misspelled, took place at a Ralph's supermarket in the San Fernando Valley last night.

According to a law enforcement source, Suge and roughly 10 members of his posse allegedly beat up Yukmouth and then took $92,000 worth of jewelry.

In the world of Suge, he went easy on Yuks.

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SMOKED: Yukmouth apparently was for crossing Suge Knight.

Sources say Suge and his entourage are suspects and that authorities want to question them. This has happened to Knight probably a few hundred times before.

Also, there's reportedly a previous misdemeanor warrant out for Suge's arrest, which puts him right up there in DMX's league in terms of multiple court dates.

The moral of the story: DO NOT MESS WITH SUGE KNIGHT.

Seriously, unless you are Akon's manager and can lay him the f*%k out, it's just not worth getting on his bad side. Oh, don't call him Marion, either, BT-dubs.

Yes, that's his real name. Marion. MARION! What a douche.

Octomom: Facing Foreclosure, Offered Help By Generous Porn Company

Nadya Suleman has fallen on hard times. Might she be rescued by a few hard times of a very different nature? You never know, people. You just never know.

Octomom is reportedly on the verge of foreclosure on her California home for missing a series of California mortgage loan payments. ASTONISHING news.

Fortunately for the cash-strapped mother of 14, a knight in shining armor is offering to ride to the rescue. The only caveat? He will be riding her. Hard.

The adult entertainment giant known as Vivid has offered to end her financial woes, provided Octomom star in one of their hard core films as payment.

Should she do it?

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"So ... I have to do what?!" [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Last year Vivid offered her $1 million to star in a film with eight guys. No idea where they came up with that number, but good to see they're so persistent.

Vivid claimed that Nadya Suleman had until close of business Tuesday to make her mortgage payment, and was hoping to work out a deal with her by then.

Before she scoffs at the idea, she should remember that Kim Kardashian turned the publicity surrounding her Vivid sex tape with Ray J into a huge career.

It also beats living on the street, although we're sure Octomom has a few taxpayer-funded avenues yet to explore. Heaven forbid she actually get a job ...

Newest Eclipse Poster: Dark, Foreboding, Awesome

It all begins ... with a choice.

The time for moping around in New Moon is over, and the time to take action has arrived. Soon, so will Eclipse in theaters, as advertised in this dark new poster.

Featuring Bella front and center with Edward and Jacob looking hot in back, the poster is actually a lot like previous ones for the third movie in the Twilight saga.

But the colors are, like, totally dark and gloomy now. This is deep, ominous stuff. Things are about to get very real, and much like Robsten, we can't wait for it:

Hot Eclipse Poster

The choice is Bella's June 30.

If you haven't seen the full Eclipse trailer, we suggest you do so now. If you already think the film is being overhyped, you're totally right ... but THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Phil Spector Receives Ass-Kicking in Jail

Phil Spector has already been roughed up by the legal system. Now the convicted killer and certified creep is receiving a new taste of jail house justice!

The hot-tempered music legend is minding his tongue after having several teeth knocked out by a fellow inmate at the state prison in Corcoran, Calif.

"Phil has quite a mouth on him," says longtime pal Steven Escobar. "Not everyone understands his humor. He said the wrong thing to the wrong inmate."

Lacking any of his trusty firearms, poor Phil Spector wound up with a bruised nose, a black eye and the loss of a couple of caps, according to Escobar.

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This is Phil Spector. This is just terrifying.

"He mouthed off to a big guy, who punched him," a source says of Phil, who's serving 19 years to life for shooting Lana Clarkson in the mouth in 2003.

"At first, Phil said that he fell down a flight of stairs," says Escobar of his incarcerated buddy. "Later, he told family and friends what really happened."

A spokesman for Spector's wife, Rachelle, initially corroborated that there was a jail house incident in November, telling the N.Y. Daily News: "There are safety concerns."

"We don't want the people who put him in this position to retaliate."

Rachelle did a 180, saying: "Phil was not assaulted. Absolutely not."

Mmm hmm.

Discovery Channel May Win Sarah Palin Show

Looks like Sarah Palin is coming to the Discovery Channel.

A deal for the former governor and current professional celebrity's reality series, Sarah Palin's Alaska, is expected to be announced by the network in the coming days.

The travel series, produced by Mark Burnett, would feature Alaska's ex-governor giving tours of the state. Hopefully some Todd Palin snow machine shots are featured.

Sarah Palin started shopping around the show this month. Major networks passed, but Discovery showed interest. It could air on Discovery or its sister network, TLC.

Palin is asking $1.2 million per episode for Sarah Palin's Alaska, making it one of the most expensive nature series of all time, and constitute a seemingly ridiculous price, but if someone's willing to pay it, that's the free market for ya.

This is America, don'cha know!

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HALF-BAKED ALASKA: Sarah Palin's new nature series might finally make her #1 ... at least on THG's list of most overpaid and overexposed celebrities out there.

Reports Say Brittany Murphy Used Alias, Received Hundreds of Pills a Month

The late Brittany Murphy, who passed away in December, received no fewer than 200 pills a month from January 2008-August 2009, and sometimes as many as 400.

The actress used an alias, Lola Manilow Murphy, at Eddie's Pharmacy in L.A. for nearly two years before the pharmacy finally cut her off four months before she died.

Pharmacy records show Murphy got regular prescriptions for hydrocodone (Vicodin), clonazepam and Klonopin (anxiety), and Vicoprofen (a Vicodin/ibuprofen combo).

What's more, she doubled up on some prescriptions certain months.

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Brittany Murphy (1977-2009).

For example, during one month in particular, Murphy was prescribed 200 hydrocodone and 100 clonazepam; another month it was 300 Vicoprofen and 100 Klonopin.

All the prescriptions were prescribed by Dr. Richard Kroop. One of many doctors under investigation in the case, he was paid a visit by authorities Friday afternoon.

The owner of Eddie's Pharmacy told TMZ he cut Brittany and her family off months before her death because, "We thought there was going to be an accident there."

Turns out he had his finger on the pulse there. Much like when THG told you in May 2007 that Simon Monjack was a shady character. Sometimes you just nail it.

Joe Biden F-Bomb Rings in Health Care Reform

The Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden, doesn't just think the newly-passed Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act is a big deal.

It's a pretty big f*%king deal!

Without realizing he was being recorded by the podium mic, or maybe just not giving a $h!t, the V.P. congratulated the President yesterday with exactly those words.

He's definitely right, whether you oppose the bill or not. Here are the #1 and #2 men in the U.S. Government marking the passage of landmark health care reform ...

Joe Biden and Barack Obama

HEALTH CARE REFORM: A bill worthy of a Joe Biden f-bomb.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs reportedly backed the V.P. up, saying “Yes, Mr. Vice President, you’re right.” Barack Obama’s senior adviser, Valerie Jarrett, later responded that they are unable to change the gaffe-prone Biden one bit.

He certainly had his share of memorable moments during his decades of service as a member of the U.S. Senate from Delaware, including more than one like this.

Hey, at least you know he says what he's thinking, right? A rarity in politics. Here's a video of Joe Biden's f-bomb from yesterday and some of his greatest hits ...


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March 23, 2010

No One Will Buy Paris Hilton’s New Reality Show

She finally did it. Paris Hilton finally over-exposed herself to the point that no one really cares anymore. Her 15 minutes are up, yo!

Sources say the hotel heiress has been making the rounds pitching a new reality show that would cover her engagement and wedding to current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — but none of the TV honchos is too keen on the idea. “She’s been on TV constantly since 2003, when ‘The Simple Life’ debuted, and the public may be saturated with Paris,”

Yeah, I can’t imagine anything more boring than watching Paris Hilton get married. Other than the humor in seeing her size 11 satin wedding shoes…the show would be a bust.

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Chris Evans Might Be The New “Captain America”

Here’s your update on the most sought after superhero franchise role. All the hot boys in L.A. have been campaigning for the role of Captain America. Last week the big news was The Office’s John Krasinski had the job in the bag now it looks like they might be going less the ‘boy next door’ route and more the ‘hard bodied-sexy super hero’ route.

It’s not official, but the the short list is narrowing down on a daily basis. The few left to be in contention are Chris Evans, Channing Tatum and Sebastian Stan.
Rumor has it that Chris Evans has the role if he wants it.

I really, really hope he wants it. Take a look a few of Chris’s pics and tell me you don’t think he would look fab in a spandex superhero costume.

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“True Blood” Season Three Sneak Peek & Spoiler

HBO started rerunning season two of True Blood this week and started airing this way-too-short teaser clip of Eric fighting someone as well as an oddly sexy close up video of Eric. It’s all about Eric Northman. Bill who? They’ve even created a sort of Eric fan page on their website so fans get more info on the ancient vampire’s background.

HBO has announced that the third season will premiere on June 13. It began shooting in December 2009 with real-life wolves brought to the set in order to depict the werewolves as close to the animal as possible. As of last week, Ryan Kwanten confirmed that filming is still on-going.

One more interesting spoiler came out this week as well..read it after the jump.


Avril Lavigne & Deryck Whibley’s Matching Tattoos

At least we are assuming they are matching tattoos.

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are supposedly in the middle of a divorce, but it looks like the faux-punkers may have changed their minds.

Before the body art incident, the two hit up Madeo and Chateau Marmont Sunday night together where they both seemed a bit tipsy to say the least.

It was around 1:00 AM Monday morning that they finally hit the tattoo shop – the same tat shop where Deryck was seen making out with another girl at after he and Avril split last year.

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Kellan Lutz To Star As Poseidon In “War of the Gods”

Finally, another Twilight star gets a big movie role. Since Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s newest movies have bombed, we can all pin our hopes on Kellan Lutz to come through.

He’s just joined the ranks of Mickey Rourke, Freida Pinto and Henry Cavill to play Poseidon in the mythological movie War of Gods.

The plot follows a young warrior who leads mortals into battle alongside Greek gods to defeat the Titans, a group of evil elder deities. He’s definitely got the body of a Greek God.

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Rumored Couple Alert: Amanda Bynes and Drake?

She likes his nickname for her and remembers things they said "months ago." She thinks he's "worth the wait" and quotes lyrics to express feelings for him.

And they may already be broken up. Such is the life of Amanda Bynes and Drake, supposedly. It was a rumored romance spawned - where else - on Twitter.

Drake termed Amanda "Penny Lane" in one Tweet, and she noted in a message they have something in common: "Drake is half Jewish like me ... word!"

Word indeed. "You're the best, which is why I'm saving you for last," she wrote, quoting lyrics from Rihanna (linked to Drake herself last year) and Jay-Z.

Bynes then raided iheartquotes.com for further inspiration.

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Is (or was) Amanda Bynes the best Drake ever had?

Cute as it sounds, Bynes' new flame may actually be an old one. On Valentine's Day, Bynes said she was newly single and was glad she never her man's identity.

Then this week she wrote, "Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect," she hinted, quoting J.K. Rowling.

Deep. Whomever the man is, he was rocking Bynes' world for weeks. She writes: "It's amazing when someone knows how to love you with out being told."

Until things went south: "I have a friend I thought was like a sister to me," she wrote. "She's been lying to me and has been up to no good with a man I like."

The actress then added that "Some people make me sick."

Damn, Drake. Cheating on her with her BFF? Bold, man. Bold and cold, my friend. Bet Amanda's watching the video of Drake's on-stage ACL tear on repeat.

Miley Cyrus to Serve as Mentor to American Idol Aspirants, Perform on Results Show This Week

She might hate the Internet, her own hit Disney show and the entire country music genre, but Miley Cyrus still has plenty of passion and expertise to go around.

The teen queen will be the celebrity mentor on American Idol this week, Fox confirms. Tuesday night will reportedly feature a Billboard No. 1 hits-themed show.

Of the 11 contestants left, three are teens: last week's sensation Siobhan Magnus, 19, Aaron Kelly, 16, and Katie Stevens, 17. Tim Urban is just 20 years old.

Of course, the three teens all took on The Rolling Stones - more than triple their age - and pleased the judges with their homages to the rock gods last week.

Will Miley be able to steer them in the right direction this week? Or will the girlfriend of Liam Hemsworth act like she's better than them? We'll soon find out ...

Miley Promoting a Movie

Miley Cyrus is promoting The Last Song this week. No doubt there will be a plug - or maybe even a track - or two from that tear-jerker when she comes to American Idol.

On Wednesday’s results show, Miley will be back to perform her hit song, “When I Look At You,” while new couple Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato will duet on “Make A Wave.”

In other words, clear the space on your DVR now, because this watershed moment in teen music history may be one you hold onto and savor for many years to come.

Jake Pavelka Hearts Kate Gosselin, Gets Pumped For Dancing with the Stars

Despite not being actual celebrities, and only gaining their fame through other reality shows as themselves, Kate Gosselin and Jake Pavelka are among the bigger names on this season of Dancing with the Stars, premiering tonight on ABC.

Kate has at least one fan pulling for her, too.

"Just met Kate Gosselin. Super nice!" The Bachelor star Twittered in typical lame, upbeat fashion. "I'm impressed the negative media hasn't affected her spirit."

Jake Pavelka continued his gushing over her: "Kate's a great person. I was happy to see her having fun with Tony [Dovolani], her dance partner," he Tweeted.

Of his partner Chelsie Hightower, Jake said: "Just finished almost 7hr practice. She kicked my butt, elbowed my eye and put me through the ringer! Felt Great!"

Jake Pavelka and Chelsie HightowerKate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani

Which couple will advance farther on Dancing with the Stars?

Good to hear, Jake. Coming down to the wire, he writes: "It's crunch time now... Im getting an orangy colored spray tan. For camera purposes of course. LOL!"

LOL is right.

Pavelka's mom and dad are in Los Angeles to support his dance debut, and they're spending some quality time with his chosen Bachelor fiancee, Vienna Girardi.

"Had dinner at Asia de cuba with Jake's parents. Such amazing food," Girardi Twittered Sunday, adding that she and Jake are officially living together in L.A. "We moved in last night to our apartment. Love the area. Hate the traffic."

Jake, Kate, Erin Andrews, Chad Ochocinco, Buzz Aldrin and the rest of DWTS' Season 10 cast will cut a rug this evening on the hit show's opening night.

Kellan Lutz is a Greek God

This won't come as any surprise to someone that has seen Kellan Lutz with his shirt off, but the actor is a Greek god.

The 25-year-old Twilight Saga star has nabbed a role in War of the Gods. In the film, he'll appear opposite Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke and Freida Pinto.

Lutz will portray Poseidon, lord of the sea, as the movie tells the story of a young warrior who leads his men into battle with Greek gods as they go up against the Titans. What's at stake? Only all of mankind.

Filming gets underway in April. And fear not: it won't interfere with Kellan's commitments to return for Breaking Dawn.

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Tiger Woods Admits "Pretty Bad Things," Living a Lie in First Interviews Since Sex Scandal

In his first two interviews since his November car crash and sordid sex scandal, Tiger Woods spoke with ESPN's Tom Rinaldi and Golf Channel's Kelly Tilghman about his "transgressions," subsequent treatment and upcoming return to golf.

The most repeated sound bite: "I've done some pretty bad things in my life."

Ya think?! But to his credit, he at least took tough questions and was sober-sounding, apologetic and maybe even sincere, unlike his February apology speech.

"I was living a life of a lie, I really was. Stripping away denial and rationalization you start coming to the truth of who you really are and that can be ugly," he said.

Of his public apology, "When you face it and you start conquering it and you start living up to it, the strength that I feel now, I've never felt that type of strength."

Apologizing to his wife Elin and mother Kultida about his many mistresses were the "low points" for Woods, who gave five minutes to both ESPN and Golf Channel.

Tiger Stares

"I hurt them the most," he said. "Those are the two people in my life who I'm closest to – and to say the things that I've done truthfully to them was very painful."

While he wouldn't go into the post-Thanksgiving meltdown, saying it's either in the police report or between Elin Woods and himself, he was asked some hard ones.

But why not seek help sooner? "I didn't know I was that bad."

On why he had so many affairs? "Just one is enough."

While we would have preferred he comment on his Joslyn James sexting, Tiger did have a great line about fans' reaction to his comeback, saying "It would be nice to hear a couple claps here and there ... I hope they clap for birdies too."

Tiger also confirmed he's not finished with treatment.

"As far as my schedule going forward," he said. "I don't know what I'm going to do. What I know I have to do is become a better person, and that begins with more treatment. Just because I'm competing again doesn't mean I'm done."

Follow the jump for videos of Tiger Woods' interviews ...


Tiger Woods ESPN Interview

Tiger Woods Golf Channel Interview

Jersey Shore Cast Off to Destroy Somewhere Else

Jersey Shore Season Two is ready for takeoff.

Literally. MTV has instructed their rag tag band of juiced up meatheads and mediocre skanks to pack their stuff and prepare to defame an unnamed new city.

Camera crews will apparently start paying visits to the homes of Snooki, The Situation, DJ Pauly D, Ronnie, Vinny, Jwoww, and Sammi this coming weekend.

The network is attempting to get footage of them all as they attempt to cram tanning beds, industrial strength cans of gel and Ed Hardy shirts into carry-ons.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

WARNING: These people may be headed to a beach near you. Pack now.

The Jersey Shore cast is supposed to fly out to Season 2's mystery location some time next week ... where will they be creepin' on, exactly? It's a bit unclear.

All indications are that it will be Miami's South Beach, which is really the only logical destination, although this has not officially been confirmed by the network.

We could see that ... unlike, say, Jersey Shore: Cape Cod.

Also no word yet on whether Angelina Pivarnick made the cut and was asked to come along, or if anyone besides us even knows who Angelina Pivarnick is.

Jesse James Nazi Photo: Coming Soon!

Who knew Jesse James and mistress Michelle McGee had more in common than tattoos, adultery and general trashiness: He's got a Nazi photo spread too!

According to TMZ, there is a photo of James making the rounds in which he wearing a hat identical to the one Michelle McGee wore in her Nazi photo shoot.

In his picture, Jesse James is making the Nazi salute.

The photo, taken two years ago, is undeniably him, and the hat Jesse is wearing is nearly the same as what's sported by Michelle McGee in her Nazi pics. Bizarre.

Jesse James (Sandra Bullock

We knew Jesse James was an a$$hole. But a Nazi?!

Even better (worse), in his photo, Jesse is holding up his right hand in a "Heil Hitler" pose ... and with his left hand he is sort of covering his mouth with two fingers.

As in mimicking Hitler's mustache? Can this get any more sickening? Who does that? Apparently Sandra Bullock's husband, when he's not too busy cheating on her.

The woman selling the Nazi picture says she didn't actually take it (yeah, likely story), rather, it belonged to a friend who happened to be working with Jesse James.

The friend supposedly doesn't know it's been hawked. Stay tuned.

Bar Refaeli: Covergirl Cutie

Always in high demand, Bar Refaeli continues to pull in jobs showing off her stuff for magazines around the world.

Among her latest gigs, the Israeli model took off her top as she posed for a round of steamy shots for the new issue of Vogue Russia.

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian: Shopping Sisters

Still situated in the sunshine state, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted out and about in Miami, Florida on Monday afternoon (March 22).

The E! reality babes took to the shopping district with Kourtney's adorable baby boy Mason, checking out the offerings while followed by the always-present paparazzi.

Audrina Patridge: Venice Beach Beauty


Looking absolutely fabulous, Audrina Patridge was spotted making her way around Venice Beach,California on Monday afternoon (March 22).

Showing off her midriff in a skimpy tank top and jean shorts, the "Hills" hottie strolled around with a few friends after finishing up a shoreside photo shoot.