August 11, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Got Special Treatment in Jail, Loser Inmate Complains

Dina Lohan says her daughter Lindsay was treated like a common criminal during her stint in jail. Not the case, says another girl in there for the same thing.

“Lindsay had a lot of special treatment while she was in jail,” Katie A., who did not give her last name, likely because she is also a drunk driving idiot, said.

“The entire jail was put on lockdown any time Lindsay left her cell. She spent a lot of time in her cell, but also went to the medical clinic several times a day.”

Not only that, but “One employee of the jail had to spend his day searching the entire place for any books by Ernest Hemmingway for Lindsay,” Katie says.

“Those are the only books she would read.”

Hey, she has discerning taste, okay? Lay off, girl!

Special Treatment

INMATE 6126: Lindsay was a special one, sources say.

In addition to having the jail cleared while she was on the move, poor Katie A. laments that rich, famous Lohan also got a brand new jail uniform everyday, while other inmates just got a clean pair once a week – if they were lucky!

Katie also says Lindsay, who is now in rehab being treated for drug abuse and mental health issues, was granted her commissary order when she was incarcerated July 20 even though all orders are supposed to be placed Monday night.

“I checked into Lynwood on the same Tuesday as Lindsay and had to wait until the next week for my commissary order to be placed,” Katie says.

“But Lindsay got hers. I was sentenced to 30 days because of a violation of my probation for not attending an alcohol education class,” she adds.

“The same thing as Lindsay. Lindsay served 13 days out of her 90 day sentence whereas I had to serve 20 days for a much lesser sentence.”

Aww. We would feel bad, but how hard is it to:

  1. Call a cab?
  2. Go to one BS alcohol education class per week?

Not very. Morons.

DeAnna Pappas and Stephen Stagliano: Engaged For Real This Time!

DeAnna Pappas didn't find love on The Bachelor. Or as the star of The Bachelorette. But the twin brother of a Bachelorette castoff appears to have done the trick.

Reports of DeAnna and Stephen Stagliano - brother of Michael Stagliano - getting engaged and planning a wedding last month were premature, but now it's legit.

According to an inside source, DeAnna and Stephen are hoping to star in a new reality show with Michael and Michael’s fiancée, fellow Bachelor alum Holly Durst.

“They’re pitching their show all around town,” the insider says of the Stagliano Bros. “They want a double wedding and are hoping that it all gets aired on TV.”

DeAnna Pappas, Stephen Stagliano

DeAnna and her man Stephen. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

DeAnna was rejected by Brad Womack on The Bachelor season finale, then chose Jesse Csincsak on The Bachelorette, only to break up with him shortly after.

“I need someone who makes me laugh,” she said back then. “I realized the relationship was coming to an end when we stopped laughing with each other.”

Jesse also dated Holly Durst after breaking up with DeAnna. The whole Bachelor universe is so incestuous ... and this was long before Bachelor Pad existed.

In any case, congratulations to the happy couple(s)!

Lynne Curtin Confirms Departure from The Real Housewives of Orange County

Lynne Curtin will not be returning to The Real Housewives of Orange County next season.

The facelifted reality star confirmed this news herself on Facebook today, writing:

"Rumor has it that I will not be returning for 'season 6.' That rumor is true!

"I am broken hearted! I was so let down the way this came about! We were the last to know! I guess Bravo has to do what they have to do! I thought we had a great relationship! I guess I was wrong! Its funny how fast offers came to us from other places! Thats how we found out we were not returning! Funny how life can be!"

Sources say Curtin may have been let go due to her over-use of exclamation points.

Lynne Curtin Photo

Season six of this Bravo series will likely premiere in January. New cast member Peggy Tanous will take Curtin's place on it.

Try to hold back those tears, fans.

Oh, Elle, No! Kim Kardashian Frolicks, Flirts with Justin Bieber in Magazine Spread

Prepare for more death threats, Kim Kardashian.

The large-breasted reality star, who was legitimately threatened for posing with Justin Bieber at a White House event in May, will likely face more vitriol from a few million teenage girls when the new issue of Elle hits newsstands.

That's because it features a multi-photo spread of Kim and Justin, one whose theme Kardashian blogged today "was The Graduate, for obvious reasons, LOL."

In that 1967 movie, Dustin Hoffman's young character is seduced, and bedded, by a much older woman. It's fine if Kim wants to laugh out loud over that reference, but she better not make any other sounds out loud around Justin... if you know what we mean!

Boo, Kim!

For Elle

Mark Salling: Possibly Dating Selena Gomez, Definitely Releasing Solo Album

From possibly dating an American sweetheart, to filming a hot TV show and recording a solo album, life is busy for Mark Salling these days.

First, sources tell Radar Online that the Glee star has gotten friendly with Selena Gomez. Based on the pair's interactions at Sunday night's Teen Choice Awards, they "may be an item," insiders confirm, considering "they were texting" throughout.

Also, "every time Mark came up on stage, she was beaming ear to ear," a witness said.

Salling, who plays the hilarious, lovable Noah "Puck" Puckerman on the Fox smash, has previously been linked to Audrina Patridge. Selena would represent a major upgrade.

Mark Salling PhotoSelena with a Smile

Meanwhile, Salling's professional career is taking off. His show returns to Fox with new episodes on September 21 - and Glee spoilers reveal more of a focus on Puck than ever before - and he's announced plans for a solo album.

It will be released on October 12 and titled "Pipe Dreams." Says Salling of the CD:

“I’ve been waiting for a long time to get it out to you guys, and I hope you really feel it and enjoy it!”

Watch an interview with the actor/musician below, as he makes this exciting announcement.


Mark Salling Announcement

Strange Lindsay Lohan Fashion Shoot of the Week: Italian Vogue!

Given that she's been in and out of courtrooms, jail cells and rehab centers for a good month now, it's amazing how many random Lindsay Lohan photos keep surfacing. Where does our girl even find the time for all these shoots?

Last week it was for her 6126 line. This week? Italian Vogue!

What these pictures are trying to tell us, we have no idea, and we don't mean because we can't read the text. We understand that fashion photography is supposed to be artistic and all, but can someone please explain the point here?

We can say she makes a better brunette than blonde, though ...

Italian Vogue HotnessDouble Shot of LindsayLohan in Vogue

JetBlue on Steven Slater: Not a Hero!

Almost all of America is rallying around Steven Slater, the former flight attendant who ended a 20-year career in the business by telling off a passenger and emergency sliding off a plane.

A Facebook group already has over 15,000 supporters signed up to defend Slater, while 97% of THG readers polled would give him a key to New York City.

However, JetBlue is not among those rushing to the defense of their ex-employee. Far from it, in fact.

According to an internal memo uncovered by TMZ, the airline is peeved at Slater. Immediately prior to Steve's outburst, the memo confirms his plane was parked and attached to the gate; passengers were in the process of exiting when "...the forward service door was purposely re-armed and the slide intentionally deployed, endangering lives and equipment."

Steven Slater Photo

Also included in the document, which was sent by Vicky Stennes, VP of Inflight Experience:

"Some media outlets are portraying yesterday's event as a humorous example of what individuals may consider doing at a point in their careers -- walking off the job in a very public fashion. However ... deploying a slide is a forceful event and yesterday's deployment endangered, and could have severely injured or even killed."

In court yesterday, Slater pleaded not guilty to multiple charges. He faces seven years in prison if convicted on them all.

Does that seem like a fair punishment? Make your voice heard below: What should happen to Steve Slater?

Alanis Morissette: Pregnant!

Isn't it ironic that Alanis Morissette just got married, and is now pregnant as well?!

Actually no, it's not ironic at all, but neither are the things mentioned in her song by that name. A fly in your Chardonnay? That's not ironic, it just sucks.

Anyway, congratulations to the just-wed singer! Alanis and Mario "Souleye" Treadway got married in May, and now have even more joyous news to share.

In Us Weekly's "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" section this week, the Canadian star decided to casually drop "I am pregnant!" as No. 25.

That's one way to get the word out!

"We're very excited to embark on this journey with each other," she Tweeted about her marriage in June. It likely applies to this news, as well ...

Alanis Morrisette, Mario Treadway

Congratulations to the newlyweds and expectant parents!

Ke$ha on Adam Lambert VMA Snub: What the Heck?!?

Lady Gaga 13, Adam Lambert 0.

Earlier this month, the oddly-dressed eccentric singer set a record for MTV Video Award Nominations. But many music fans are more focused on the shut-out of the former American Idol runner-up, who didn't receive a single nod for any songs or videos.

Among those perplexed by this fact is Ke$ha. Speaking to Billboard magazine, the artist said of the snub:

“It's a little bit unfortunate that he didn't get nominated, because he does have one of the best voices I've ever heard. In a business full of utmost douchebaggery, I'm really lucky to have found a real friend in him."

Photograph of Ke$haHi, Adam!

At times, Ke$ha and Adam have been more than friends. They played a bit of tonsil hockey with each other in February of this year and would make an incredible couple if the latter ever switched teams.

For now, we'll just need to be content with their platonic relationship. But we don't need to be satisfied with Lambert's VMA snub! Write in now and share your displeasure over this shameful oversight!

Sarah Symonds to Expose Gordon Ramsay Sex Secrets, Dish on Affair

If you think Gordon Ramsay gets angry at a contestant on Hell's Kitchen, imagine how this reality star will react when he reads "Memoirs of a Mistress: My Time With Britain's Most Fiery Chef!."

That's the title of the upcoming Sarah Symonds biography, in which Great Britian's version of Rachel Uchitel exposes the details of an alleged affair she carried on with Ramsay.

“I plan to set the record straight,” Symonds told Radar Online, giving us a great example of what she means:

“The fact is that Gordon and I had a long relationship, before he became this fame-ravaged, foul-mouthed monster he is today... Gordon’s time was always so limited when we met, so there was a reason why I called him ‘Flash Gordon’ in the bedroom."

Sarah Symonds PictureGordon Ramsay Picture

Symonds adds that "the book is packed with hilarious escapades, great fun, great sex and great arguments."

Incredibly, this won't be the first time the promiscuous female has penned an affair-based memoir. She previously wrote "Having An Affair? A Handbook For The Other Woman," which followed a fling with British author and politician Jeffrey Archer.

Somewhere, Michelle McGee is wishing she had thought of that title first.

Ex-Boyfriend of Ali Fedotowsky Shops Topless Pic

Ali Fedotowsky found love on The Bachelorette. But with Roberto Martinez comes the obligatory deluge of rumors about her personal life - including her past.

An ex-boyfriend has reportedly shopping a topless photo of the reality TV star, according to Radar Online, and it sounds incredibly scandalous. Only not at all.

Various media outlets have been contacted about the photo, which purportedly shows Ali Fedotowsky topless, on her knees, with her hands on her breasts. Beer is being poured on Ali's breasts by someone who is off camera.

Only one hand of that person is visible.

Ali Fedotowsky, Roberto Martinez Photo

Now a public couple, Roberto and Ali go for a stroll.

“An ex-boyfriend of Ali is using a broker to shop the photograph,” a source said of the man from Ali's supposed drug and sex fiend past. “No deal has been made yet but the ex has a lot of other material from his time dating her.”

“The seller of the topless photo wants to remain anonymous right now,” the source said. “But it is one of her ex boyfriends. There’s more. She liked to party.”

Wow. Shocking that a random, cute girl who went on The Bachelor and Bachelorette once went crazy at a party. This will surely stun and devastate Ali fans.

Ali is engaged to Roberto Martinez, who proposed on the show’s finale, and the downside of fame hasn't appeared to take a toll on their relationship ... yet.

Bill O'Reilly: Jennifer Aniston Sends a Bad Message, is Destructive to Society!

Bill O'Reilly.

You have to give the Fox News host credit for speaking his mind, and not everything that comes out of his mouth is outrageous, but sometimes ... come on man.

His newest target is Jennifer Aniston. The actress, famously lonely pathetic haggard miserable single at 41, recently said she doesn't need a man to have children.

"Women are realizing it more and more, knowing that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child," she said at a press conference for The Switch.

"Times have changed and we do have so many options these days, as opposed to our parents' days when you can't have children because you waited too long."

Who Needs a Man AnywayBill O

Bill takes serious exception to Jen's point.

Personally, we didn't interpret that as a call for premarital, unprotected sex and single-parent child-rearing, but some people over at Fox News Channel did.

"She's throwing the message out to 12- and 13-year-olds, 'Hey you don't need a guy. You don't need a dad.,' O'Reilly said. "That is destructive to our society."

Really, Bill? Teens are going to have sex and raise kids without a man's help because Jennifer Aniston says it's easier these days than in generations past?

Apparently. Fox's Gretchen Carlson said, "She is glamorizing single parenthood."

In The Switch, Aniston plays Kassie, a single woman seeking a sperm donor. An adult who made a conscious choice to raise a child alone, and likely thought about the consequences first ... a little different than what Bill's implying right?

You tell us: Is she sending a bad message or should Bill lay off?