May 6, 2010

Helena Christensen Nude

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Helena Christensen may be 41 years old but she still has the same killer body that made teen boys drool all over her for a long time. Semi retired, but very concerned about her body and her work out routine, Helena was chosen to be the new face (and body) of Reebok, and to appear butt naked in their new campaign.

Please note that Helena Christensen was selected from a pool of over 1,000 models, most of them much younger than her. But it’s hard to top off more than twenty years of continuous work outs and a reputation like hers, so Helena came on top. Good for her! And good for us that now get to enjoy her naked.

So, here she is, Helena Christensen in the buff, except for those really cool Rebook tennis shoes she’s got on.

Holly Madison Does Vegas


Massively breasted Holly Madison was the main attraction at mayor Oscar Goodman’s launch event for Camp Vegas. With tits like those, and dressed in that tiny red outfit, how could she not?

The Peepshow actress was in charge of unveiling the new Camp Vegas sign, which now, instead of reading “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas”, says “Welcome to Fabulous Camp Vegas”. I think Buggy would turn on his grave and die again if he found out.

The festivities began at 8 o’clock sharp, and Holly tweeted about it:

Up early for Camp Vegas!!

Once standing under the Vegas sign, Holly Madison added:

Vegas is definitely the best summer camp for adults. We’ve got the best pools, the best resorts, the best nightlife, everything.

And if Holly is around, the best tits too!

Helena Mattsson Almost Topless

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I just wrote about Helena Mattsson for the first time a few days ago, when she celebrated the Iron Man II premiere with a little nipple slip. Then today I find myself writing about this gorgeous Swedish-born actress one more time. I have a feeling Mattsson is on her way to stardom and we’ll be seeing a lot more of her in the upcoming weeks. Personally I really can’t wait to see a lot of her, so I hope I’m right on this one…

Anyway, Helena Mattsson was featured on Maxim magazine this month, and if you’re familiar with the work of the Maxim editors, you know those guys are picky as hell, so from the moment she agreed to be photographed by them, we all rested assured that her photos were going to be pure awesomeness, and she certainly did not disappoint. Here she is in all her glory. Hot, very hot!

Lindsay Lohan in Legal Trouble?

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Lindsay Lohan has seen better days, and very soon things may get even uglier for the actress, who may be heading to jail next month for not complying with the terms of her probation.

TMZ reports today:

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception — if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here’s the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation … because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line — Lindsay met the school’s requirement, but squarely violated the judge’s order.

Halle Berry Doing OK

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Halle Berry ran the 13th Annual Entertainment Industry Foundation’s Revlon Walk Run Marathon for breast cancer yesterday morning, where she joined other in-good-shape actresses like Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel. She appeared radiant and excited, and when it was her turn to take the stand, Halle Berry said:

I can’t tell you how happy I am to be here. I am walking today on behalf of a friend of mine, Stephanie, who is fighting the fight every day. I feel you, I’m with you, and it’s important that we’re all here today.

The most beautiful African American actress in the world shed not a single tear, showed not a thread of sentiment at all, even after her break up from the father of her daughter was officially announced yesterday.

Hallie Berry and Gabriel Aubry Split

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Halle Berry and her live-in boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have called it quits after a very short yet intense romance that gave them a beautiful daughter. That daughter is apparently the only thing in common between the two at this point, and they’re currently working out the details about her custody.
Just last year Halle told the press that their relationship felt “fantastic”, but she just had a change of heart and dumped Aubry’s ass this week. May be another guy is in the picture, and that‘s the reason she got rid of Gabriel so suddenly.

The 34 year old French-Canadian male model told US Magazine:

I am sad to say that Halle and I have decided together to separate at this time. She is, and will forever be one of the most special and beautiful people that I have ever known, and I am certain that we will continue to have only love and respect for one another.

Paris Hilton’s Nipples Say Hello

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Now that Paris Hilton is single again, it’s not surprising that she’s back to her old tricks, showing her nipples all over Hollywood.

Hilton and Reindhart’s break up is official despite previous talk about their upcoming wedding, and most likely as a way to prove to the world that she’s over Doug, Paris forgot her bra at home yesterday.

Mark my words: it won’t be long before the blonde heiress flaunts her twat to the paparazzi again. She may even go as far as filming another sex tape with her next one night stand.

There’s actually have been rumors of a sex tape coming straight from the bed of Paris and Doug, which apparently is very discreetly being peddled by Doug himself. After he spent two million dollars romancing Paris during the length of their relationship, he may be trying to recoup his losses.

Chelsea Handler Sex Tape

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Chelsea Handler must have a very special sense of humor. Exactly the kind of humor that will make any man smile… it involves having a hot blonde in all fours getting screwed from behind. I’m all over that one!

Chelsea, who just had a sex tape leaked, claims that it’s not exactly a “sex” tape, but a little sketch she made about ten years ago for a Stand Up comedy act. If it’s “stand up”, how the hell do you end up doggie style?

Radar Online reports regarding the sex tape:

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.