January 11, 2010

More Ashley Greene Naked Photos: Released (and Body Painted)!

At least Ashley Greene has learned something.

In August, pictures of the very naked Twilight Saga star were leaked online. They've since been removed, but trust us: they were quite bare and extremely X-rated.

Therefore, it's nice to see the actress wearing something over her private parts in a new, nationwide photo spread. Well, sort of.

Greene will be featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. She'll be starring in a series of ads for SoBe and she'll be donning her birthday suit yet again - this time, however, it will be covered by a painted-on body suit.

Seriously. We gave you a sneak peek earlier in the week and we've uncovered a handful of new images below. Check them out. They're pretty cool.

Naked Suit

Painted and NudeGreene and NudeIn SISoBe Gal

Morgan Christie: Dating Jon Gosselin For Some Reason!

Looks like Jon Gosselin is once again spoken for - by Morgan Christie!

A 25-year-old from Greenwich, Conn., and now making her home in California, "She grew up very privileged, tons of money," one People source says of Morgan.

The former Emory University student is the mystery chick Jon reportedly met while skiing in Utah over the holidays. Some of Christie's relatives live in that state.

"Jon met Morgan over Thanksgiving while snowboarding in Utah. They've been inseparable ever since," said a source. "They talk and text throughout the day."

High Rollin

KING OF PIMPZ: Jon Gosselin has struck again!

A source adds that Morgan may have played a role, indirectly, in Hailey Glassman's alleged trashing of Jon's NYC apartment - supposedly triggered by his cheating.

Morgan Christie was actually with Jon when he found his apartment ransacked, but they "immediately drove to Pennsylvania" and crashed there after the incident.

Apparently things are going well between the two. Jon is supposedly determined to keep this relationship out of the spotlight. We'll believe that when we see it!

Little else is know about Jon's new piece at this time, but we're sure that will change soon. Follow the jump for a photo of Morgan Christie the Enquirer unearthed:

Casey Johnson's Dogs: Not Murdered!

We hope Tila Tequila is taking a 30-second break from Tweeting and actually reading THG right now. Listen up, crazy girl:

Nicky Hilton did not kill Casey Johnson's dogs. They are alive and well, as sources tell TMZ Elvis and Zoe were "taken to a veterinarian in Los Angeles for full checkups and were then released to the [Johnson] family."

Nicky H.Mourning Tila

Tila Tequila, please calm down about those supposedly suffering dogs now. And put on some clothes.

A few days ago, Tila called the police when Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take the puppies away. Tequila has since Tweeted non-stop about how Casey's two friends were planning on putting the canines to sleep.

But there's now proof that the animals are alive. After the aforementioned checkup, Hilton Tweeted: "Hope this clears up all the rumors."

It does. We apologize to readers for wasting their time over this nonsense.

We know you'd prefer to read about Morgan Christie, Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend. Please go do so.

Kim Kardashian Insists: I'm Still Sort of Fat!

In light of her recent, extreme weight loss - largely due to her lack of a soul after selling it to QuickTrim for a few bucks - Kim Kardashian is hearing criticism from fans.

They all wanna know: What happened to that sexy, curvy woman that served as a role model to heavier females around the world?!?

Kim is finally addressing such talk. Appearing on Atlanta's Q100 yesterday, she insisted she isn't really that thin, saying:

"I don't have a problem telling people, 'Hey, look, I have cellulite!' I do everything I can in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it, I'm okay with it!"

That doesn't appear to be the case in Kim and sister Khloe's latest QuickTrim ad. The two look positively skeletal.

Another Bikini Photo

Continuing to defend her figure and her belief system, Kim added:

"You look heavier when you're on TV, so it's better to get [your weight] down... The weight I'm at now is the perfect weight for me. I'm still extremely curvy."

Before, Kardashian claims, "I just wasn't comfortable in a bikini." Hmmm... we have some serious photographic evidence to the contrary. Kim was likely comfortable with making money off these images.

How do you prefer your Kim Kardashian: Curvy or skinny?

Tila Tequila to Haters: You're Just Jealous!

In case your Internet connection has been broken over the last few days, we'll quickly bring you up to speed:

Casey Johnson passed away on January 4. She was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila, who has spent the last week blogging, Tweeting and calling out the family of her deceased girlfriend.

Based on these actions, the talentless, attention-mongering reality star has come under fire for exploiting Johnson's death in the name of publicity.

Her response to these accusations? She never asked to be in the news and everyone is just jealous. We'll let Tila, via her latest blog entry, take it from here...

I didn't ask for this, but I guess it comes with the territory, and as for the people constantly talking shit about me, calling me names, you know what? You're just the jealous ones who have nothing better to do with your lives.

I may have grown up from a poor family, but at least one thing they taught me was hard work, manners, and treating others the way you want to be treated. I love people, I love my fans, and I am an all around pretty much an old fashioned Southern Gal from Texas.

Clothed Tila

As for those scantily-clad photos that Tequila posed for, just days after Casey died? Come on. The photographers were being really nice!

"Some paparazzi's can be really nice," she wrote, butchering the English language worse than she's butchered the public's sympathy for her. "Like the ones who showed up at my house and that's why I let them take pics of me and was being nice back."

Tila's overall message? Be nice to me and I'll pose seductively for you. Otherwise, you're just jealous.

Anyone out there got a message for her?

Charlie Sheen: Back at Work, Acting Like a "Professional"

Charlie Sheen has returned to the place where he feels most comfortable.

No, it's not a bar full of prostitutes. It's the set of his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men.

How has the troubled actor, who is due in court next month on charges of domestic abuse against wife Brooke Mueller, holding up?

"He is doing as well as he can under the circumstances," producer Chuck Lorre told E! News. "Charlie is a consummate professional and... he was 1000 percent there for us from the first moment when we started shooting and it was a great night for us... Charlie was just terrific."

On CBS Set

Lorre added that the show's production schedule will remain the same and that the live audience during the taping was "incredibly supportive" of Sheen.

As for Lorre's boss, CBS President Nina Tassler said:

"We're being very sensitive to the fact that this is a very personal and private matter for Charlie. There's been no impact on the network right now. The show is proceeding along its regular production schedule. It's a wonderful show and right now it is business as usual."

Adam Lambert Goes on the Record

Adam Lambert may have had a few issues with ABC recently, but there's one television network that is happy to welcome the American Idol runner-up to its headquarters:

Fuse TV.

The singer will appear on that channel's On the Record tomorrow night. We've gotten a sneak peek at his interview and posted excerpts from it below:

On middle school: “[It] was kind of an isolated time. I mean the only social outlet I really had was theater and that was one day a week. I was in a children's theater group on Saturdays and that was really my social group. That was the one place where I felt like there were other kids like me.”

On coming out as gay: “It’s funny …This whole thing, talking about coming out. I don’t even think about it anymore until all of this started happening with my career. And it’s interesting now, because I am open and visible. I suppose it is important to talk about it, but the past eight or nine years of my life I haven’t thought twice about it, it’s just who I am.”

Talking to the Press

It sounds like Oprah Winfrey fans will soon hear a lot more from Lambert, as well.

For a look at his Fuse TV interview, follow this article's jump.

Josh Duhamel, Fergie Renew Wedding Vows

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One has to think that was the message Josh Duhamel was trying to send last week when he surprised his wife, Fergie, with a vow renewal ceremony.

The couple, who married exactly a year ago today, wed again Wednesday, with just the two of them and a minister just outside Santa Barbara, Calif.

"It was a total surprise for Fergie," a source said.

Duhamel whisked Fergie away via private helicopter. During the 15-minute ceremony, overlooking the ocean, Fergie was "crying and very emotional."

Fergie and Josh Duhamel Wedding

Fergie and Josh Duhamel have re-tied the knot!

Afterward, the couple had a romantic dinner at the resort's upscale Miro eatery, then returned via helicopter to Los Angeles with their renewed marriage.

In November, Forrester, an Atlanta stripper, alleged she had an affair with Duhamel while he was shooting the film Life As We Know It, a claim he denied.

Sources close to the couple say that enduring the ordeal, which was widely reported by celebrity gossip tabloids, actually made their marriage stronger.

Whether that's true or not, they're working hard on it!

Lindsay Lohan in Yet Another Car Crash

It's never too shocking when one of Hollywood's top train wrecks gets into a car wreck. What is

shocking? Lindsay Lohan was neither drunk, nor driving!

Following a late night out Saturday, the alleged actress and fashion designer was involved in a car accident, an LAPD rep confirmed to E! News Sunday.

"Her car was involved in an incident last night. A report was generated," the rep said. "There is an investigation. That's all we can confirm at this time."

Lindsay Lohan was not behind the wheel of the BMW that hit a celebrity gossip photographer while leaving The Hotel Cafe, according to a TMZ report.

A Real Lo Point

OLD HAT: Another day, another car crash for LiLo.

Her driver is reportedly under investigation for assault with a deadly weapon, but the troubled 23-year-old is reportedly in the clear ... for a change.

For Lohan, automotive woes are as familiar as getting robbed, feuding with her family, epic fights with SamRo or a night out partying with no pants.

Last May, she was riding shotgun when her driver crashed into a wall outside a hotel. In 2007, she battled both DUI charges and car chase charges.

Where will the train wreck crash next? Stay tuned!