December 26, 2009

LeAnn Rimes-Dean Sheremet Divorce Finalized

That didn't take long.

On the very same day Dean Sheremet filed for divorce from LeAnn Rimes, they agreed to a confidential divorce settlement, L.A. court records indicate.

"The settlement shall not be filed in this proceeding due to the parties mutual desire to maintain their respective rights to privacy," the document reads.

It presumably divides their cash, property and valuables of LeAnn Rimes and and Dean Sheremet, who will be legally single as their marital status ends.

Dean Sheremet Shirtless

LeAnn Rimes' marriage to Dean Sheremet is no more.

Their nearly eight-year marriage crumbled as Rimes began a relationship with actor Eddie Cibrian, who was married at the time to Brandi Glanville.

Eddie was also linked to Scheana Marie while married to Brandi.

Cibrian and Glanville are also in the process of divorcing.

Eddie and LeAnn are dating for real now.

Dean? Who knows what he's up to.

Tom Cruise Sued Over Alleged Wiretapping

Michael Davis Sapir claims that actor Tom Cruise, attorney Bert Fields and infamous jailed private investigator Anthony Pellicano conspired to spy on him.

He says they illegally wiretapped his phone ... why would they do that?

There is a bit of history between Tom Cruise and Michael Davis Sapir.

In 2001, Cruise sued Sapir for $100 million after he claimed video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." That lawsuit settled later that year.

Both parties issued a statement saying that no such tape existed.

YEAH! HAHAHAHA!

Tom Cruise is a wild man. But a spy?

In the latest suit, filed Friday in L.A. County Superior Court, Sapir claims Pellicano illegally wiretapped his phone during the time of the 2001 lawsuit.

Sapir claims in the suit that Cruise, Fields and Pellicano were all privy to what was going on, and is currently suing the actor for $5 million, minimum.

Bert Fields says they did not even hire Pellicano to work on the Sapir case.

There was no comment from Cruise's rep. Pellicano? Well, he's in jail.

Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole Break Up

The Hills' Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have broken up, according to a source close to Brody. He and the Playboy model were together for over a year.

Of course, the two had supposedly split on The Hills season finale, but it looks like that was totally staged ... or maybe just elaborate foreshadowing.

Jayde hinted at the split on Twitter: "Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go. I never understood that quote until now."

Deep.

Just the same, Nicole reportedly "celebrated her breakup" with a 12-strong crew of girlfriends at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood Friday night.

The following night, Jayde hosted a party at Chicago's Manor nightclub, where she was "telling everyone" about her breakup with Brody Jenner.

According to a source: "She made it sound like it was his doing, saying, 'He said he needs time to 'find himself. I don't have time for that.'"

Brody Jenner, Jayde Nicole Picture

Jayde Nicole and Brody Jenner had a good (argument-filled) run.

Brody, she said, has "gone to Australia" for some soul-searching. And by that he means girls. Nice, stable girls who won't yell at him 24/7.

Jenner himself Tweeted: "So I decided to stay in Australia BY MYSELF!!! Hahaha this is Crazy ... Might just stay here and start a new life."

Wow, she really did a number on this guy.

Guess not even seeing Jayde Nicole nude can make up for all the emotional torture she inflicts. It can only carry you so far in a relationship.

On the just-concluded season of The Hills, Nicole and Jenner argued about his flirty relationship with aggressive ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari.

"Everything was totally fine before you came here, so you need to go back to wherever it is that you came from," Nicole sniped at Cavallari.

All three are signed on to shoot Season Six next year.

Long List of Meds Found in Brittany Murphy's Home

Brittany Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, and mother, Sharon Murphy, made a frantic attempt to revive her before paramedics arrived on Sunday morning.

Notes written by an investigator from the L.A. County Coroner's office show there were a shocking number of prescription meds on the late star's nightstand.

Brittany "had been complaining of shortness of breath and severe abdominal pain" for 7-10 days prior to her death from cardiac arrest two mornings ago.

Murphy went into the bathroom around 7:30 a.m.

Half an hour later, Brittany's mother, Sharon Murphy, went to check on her daughter, opened the bathroom door and found her on the floor unresponsive.

A Brittany Murphy Pic

Brittany Murphy (1977-2009).

Sharon yelled for help. Her husband, who broke his silence on his wife's tragic death last night, heard the screams from Sharon and ran to the bathroom.

Sharon called 911 and Simon Monjack, who had been in bed, "attempted to revive the decedent by placing her in the shower and running the water."

Murphy was unresponsive and purged her stomach contents prior to the arrival of the paramedics. When paramedics arrived, she was "without signs of life."

Paramedics moved Brittany from the bathroom to the master bedroom, where they found a slew of prescription drugs. The medications included:

Kim Kardashian Sexes Up Salad

In a new commercial for Carl's Jr., Kim Kardashian doesn't just make friends with salad.

She makes friends with benefits with salad!

The reality TV star is featured in a new spot that makes no secret about how the company is trying to sell its products: via unadulterated sex appeal.

"I'm such a neat freak. Everything's got to be clean, crisp and tasty," Kim says, while eating a salad, below. "And while the best things in life are messy, it's fun to get clean."

She then immerses her naked self in a bubble bath. Watch the commercial and ask yourself: Does it make you hungry to eat food or... something else?

Carl's Jr. is known for its burgers and chili-cheese fries and is now trying to join the country's growing health trend.

In the past, the chain has used Paris Hilton, Padma Lakshmi and Audrina Patridge to sex up its menu.

With those ads only seeing moderate success, the company has now turned to the large-breasted master at earning publicity for... her large breasts.

Carrie Underwood Shows Off Engagement Ring

In case there were doubts about Mike Fisher and Carrie Underwood getting engaged, this photo taken at last night's NHL game in Ottawa should clear 'em up.

While the Senators forward tangled with the Boston Bruins on the ice, the country star showed off her ice in the stands... and it appears Mike did a heck of a job.

That thing is practically the size of a hockey puck! Well, not really, but what we're trying to say is that it's big. And we can't think up many good hockey puns.

Asked about the engagement again last night, Fisher wouldn't give away any details, saying only that it's true, and that "we're both excited and very happy."

The Sens lost 2-0 last night, but somehow, we can't imagine Mike cares. In fact, he'd probably take this cutie over the Stanley Cup any day ...

Carrie Underwood, Engagement Ring

CENTER ICE: Carrie Underwood's ring gets the once-over. Good job Mike!

Bo Obama Pics: First Dog Romps in Snow

It's kind of a slow news day at THG.

It's also nice to take a break from sad stories like Brittany Murphy's death and juicy scandals like Tiger Woods' drama and focus on something simple. Something nice.

And what could be nicer than this:

Beautiful Bo

First Dog Bo Obama takes in his wintry White House surroundings.

After a record-setting blizzard blanketed Washington, D.C., in a foot and a half of snow, residents struggled with the logistical and travel hassles that ensued.

Well, most residents. For Bo the Portuguese Water Dog, it was a chance for some good old-fashioned play time on the snow-covered White House grounds.

Beyonce or Eva Longoria: Who Would You Rather (Smell Like)...

This seemingly odd question is relevant because the stars are the latest in a long line of celebrities to somehow think being famous means you have an idea of how to create a perfume.

In February, for example, Beyonce Heat hits shelves. The singer says she played a key role in its formation:

“From the bottle design to the name and the ideas for the commercials — that’s me. When I commit to something, I do it 100 percent, and I’ve never had [creative control over a fragrance] until this project,” Beyone said of her scent, which will include red vanilla orchid, magnolia and amber.

We guess that sounds nice.

Beyonce HeatEva by Eva Longoria

Also coming in early 2010: Eva by Eva Longoria.

“I never knew how complicated it was to create a unique scent that hasn’t already been done,” said the Desperate Housewives actress. “[I wanted] to create my own fragrance that is light, fresh and unique. I think the scent of a woman is extremely sexy and this scent will prove that.”

It will feature hints of citrus, jasmine, muguet, violet and sandalwood.

Stephanie Pratt Regains Drivers License, Clothing

Clear the road. Stephanie Pratt will be back on it shortly.

Less than two months after being charged with DUI, The Hills star has had her license reinstated. That's good news for her, but bad for the rest of us.

Looks like she recovered more than just her driving rights, too.

Stephanie apparently found the clothing she lost in those racy Maxim pictures we posted last week. Good Lordy. Who knew Spencer's lil' sis had that in her.

Reinstated

Stephanie Pratt celebrates reinstatement of her driving privileges. We imagine other Southern California motorists aren't as happy. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Jamie Jungers Grilled Over Tiger Woods Nude Pics

As she continues to make the media rounds dishing about her affair with Tiger Woods, mistress Jamie Jungers was caught in a bit of a lie Monday morning.

During a radio interview with John & Ken on KFI 640 in Los Angeles, she was questioned about taking photos of Tiger Woods nude. Jungers grew furious.

She denied having any nude photos of Tiger, but her aunt, Susan Minor, recently said in her own interview that Jamie Jungers did - and bragged about it.

"My aunt? I don't believe she said that," Jungers said, before the radio hosts pointed out that they just watched Minor's interview on RadarOnline.com.

Jungers grew angry and then called her aunt "kinda crazy," but the hosts pressed her further and asked if she was getting a payoff from Tiger's camp.

"You know what," Jungers snapped. "I haven't made a penny from all of this $h!t and the only reason I'm involved with this is because of an ex-fiancé."

Yeah, except that's not true. While her ex-fiance did reveal Jungers' affair with Tiger first, she has sold her story, with permission, to media outlets since.

Jamie Jungers PictureAnother Tiger Pic

Did Jamie Jungers photograph Tiger Woods nude?

As for the nude photos, three separate family members say Jamie Jungers told them she took nude photos of Tiger Woods after he passed out following sex.

It's a moot point, as Woods' lawyers have already blocked any photo deal, but Susan Minor challenged Jamie to a polygraph showdown to prove her claims.

Further proof that Jamie's a big liar? She said earlier in the interview that she is limited by her publicist in what she could reveal about her affair with Tiger.

But when she didn't like the questioning, she blabbered about her "personal business with Tiger" and how it "wasn't supposed to be brought out," etc.

The host interrupted the trashy model and possible escort, asking: "You have a publicist? Wait a second. It's private business but you have a publicist?"

Increasingly annoyed, Jungers then threatened them with her lawyer before hanging up. Follow the jump to hear the hilarious interview for yourself ...

Michael Jackson FBI Files Released; Death Threats, Bizarre Details of Molestation Probe Exposed

The FBI has released more than 300 pages of documents relating to Michael Jackson, and while they do not provide new insight into his June 2009 death, the information contained still raises eyebrows, and is just as bizarre as you'd expect.

The formerly classified material includes info regarding his 1993 and 2004 child molestation cases, as well as an extortion case where he was a victim.

Despite an application under the Freedom of Information Act, half his file remains secret. What is available, however, provides no shortage of material.

In 2004, local police in Santa Maria, Calif., requested FBI involvement believing the court proceedings against MJ made for "soft target for terrorism.

"No intelligence indicating a terrorist threat" existed, the FBI said, but the bureau did provide technical and investigative assistance into the case.

The Late Michael Jackson (1958-2009)

A new window into Michael Jackson's past has opened via his FBI file.

In June 2005, Jackson was found not guilty of all charges at the end of the four-month trial. The FBI assisted local authorities then and in 1993.

The FBI's legal office in London assisted local authorities with the Michael Jackson child molestation probe in 1993, and in 1995 U.S. customs officials asked the FBI to provide analysis of a VHS tape as part of a child pornography investigation.

The tape - "a multi-generation copy of poor quality" - was marked "Michael Jackson's Neverland Favorites: An All Boy Anthology," FBI documents say.

In 1993, police in L.A. began investigating allegations of child abuse against Michael Jackson made by the father of 13-year old Jordan Chandler.

Miley Cyrus Breaks British Records

Note to Miley Cyrus: you should move to England.

We don't offer this advice because we find you incredibly grating and self-serving. No way. That's not the reason at all.

It's just evident that you're wildly popular overseas, as you performed in front of the largest crowd ever at London's 02 arena earlier this month.

The singer played to 16,196 fans on the third of her five concerts in the area. She previously sold out 10 UK dates for her "Wonder World" tour in a mere 10 minutes.

Even the THG staff had to admit that Cyrus' British rendition of "Party in the USA" was entertaining. We'd be happy to help her pack her bags for the move. Seriously, Miles. Call us.

Beloved in Britain

Kristen Stewart Tries, Fails to Speak with a Southern Accent

Kristen Stewart does many things well: pout, fall for vampires, make love to Robert Pattinson.

Heck, she's not even a terrible singer.

The actress may wanna avoid accents in the future, however. The following clip is courtesy of some movie titled The Yellow Hankerchief, whose release has been delayed numerous times due to poor reviews and production.

While Stewart's attempt at speaking with a southern accent isn't directly to blame, it doesn't exactly help, either. See, and hear, for yourself:

Simon Monjack Defends Brittany Murphy, Himself

Given his semi-shady reputation and that relatively little is known about him in general, Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack has come under scrutiny.

Such is the nature of celebrity deaths in general, too, especially when someone as young as Murphy (32) dies of cardiac arrest. Fans want answers.

Monjack is hitting back at rumors regarding his wife's passing, however, insisting she did not overdose on drugs and did not have an eating disorder.

"These rumors that she was anorexic? It's crazy. She was slim, but that was her natural physique," Monjack says, adding that he wants answers too.

"This is what's killing all of us. How did it happen? Why did it happen? Her mum, myself and her family – we want to know why we lost our baby."

In his tear-filled interview, an exhausted Simon Monjack said all he knows is what doctors told him Sunday: Brittany Murphy died of cardiac arrest.

They won't know the full details until after an autopsy, the results of which have been deferred pending most tests which could take six weeks.

Con-Jack

Simon Monjack says he, too, is shocked at how his "baby" died.

Monjack raised eyebrows when he objected to having an autopsy done on Murphy (the Coroner's office overruled him). He explained that to People:

"My initial reaction to the autopsy was ... they're going to cut her open – I couldn't bear it ... That would break her mother," the 39-year-old said.

"But we realize we need to know. I look forward to getting the results."

He added that Murphy did suffer from a heart murmur (a mitral valve prolapse), which can cause fatigue, dizziness and irregular heartbeats.

Murphy didn't require medication to treat it, says Monjack, but she was quite ill before she passed away, and had a lot of medication at home.

"She was on herbal remedies that wouldn't speed up her heart," Monjack says. "But there was nothing here that could endanger her; there was prescription medication in the house for her female time and some cough syrup. That's it."

Asked point-blank if a drug overdose was a possible cause of death, the dejected Simon replied, "I can get rid of that one right now," he says.

Jennifer Hudson: Pregnant Again!

Another round of congratulations is due for Jennifer Hudson and fiance David Otunga.

Star magazine reports the pair is expecting another child, just four months after Hudson gave birth to her first son. Man, that singer's womb is working harder than over 14% of the population in the state of Michigan!

Crude jokes aside, friends say this pregnancy wasn't planned.

“Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby,” said a source. “She had wanted some space between the kids’ ages.”

Snack Trays

Jennifer Hudson's newborn will not lack for a good meal... if you know what we mean!

Despite the shock, Hudson and Otunga are treating the news like an early Christmas surprise.

“She and David love kids,” added the insider. “It’s another thing for them to celebrate during the holidays.”

We couldn't be happier for Jennifer and David. Join us in wishing this growing family the best!

** Update: Hudson's rep says: "Contrary to what has been falsely reported, Jennifer Hudson is not pregnant."

Report: Tiger Woods to Check Into Rehab For Sex, Prescription Drug Addiction After Holidays

After the holidays, Tiger Woods will check himself into rehab to seek treatment for addiction and prescription drug use, according to The National Enquirer.

We know, we know. You're not inclined to believe the Enquirer. But you didn't believe their story about Rachel Uchitel at first either, did you? Just saying.

The disgraced golfing great agreed to get help at an Arizona clinic after spending the Christmas holiday with pals as part of a deal struck with wife Elin.

He's been fighting hard to save his marriage. She is reportedly off to Sweden with their two children for the holidays, but she hasn't left him ... yet.

"Elin gave Tiger an ultimatum: seek treatment or forget about winning her back," says an insider. "Rehab is at the top of the list of things he must do."

"Tiger agreed, and he will be going into rehab in early January to treat his sexual compulsion as well as his use of the drugs Ambien and Vicodin."

Hacking Away

Can Tiger Woods somehow escape from this rough patch?

Sometimes, as we learned from his crazy, Ambien-fueled sex romps with Rachel, Tiger's vices had a tendency to overlap. But that's all in the past.

"He has quit the PGA Tour to show Elin he is serious about changing his ways," says a Tiger source. "But Elin also wants to relocate to Sweden."

"She wants to have Tiger fire key members of his entourage to make a clean start. And, of course, he promised her he won't ever cheat again."

Of Tiger's dabbling in painkillers, the source adds:

"Before this blew up, Elin was already worried about the medication Tiger was taking ... she thinks it has contributed to the rest of his problems."

Can Tiger salvage his marriage? Or will Elin take off with the kids and half his money, which some sources are reporting is "100 percent" likely?

OMG: Angelina Jolie Planning "Revenge Pregnancy"

Angelina Jolie is totally planning a "revenge pregnancy." We have no idea what that means, but In Touch Weekly

reported it, so we're pretty sure it's legit.

We take this to mean that she's gotten over her recent suicide attempt and is ready to get down to the business of procreating ... and trapping Brad Pitt!

After all, if we are to believe this In Touch story, Brad and Jennifer Aniston just had their most “heartfelt” meeting ever ... if you know what they mean.

We're not even sure they know what they mean, actually, but Angelina feels she must take drastic action to keep him. That entails ... pulling the goalie?

It remains to be seen how far jealous Angie will go to perpetuate this hilarious, made-up soap opera expand her brood. But she's yearning for baby #7.

She'd just better hope Jen doesn't get knocked up first ...

Revenge Pregnancy!

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Team Angie striketh back with a REVENGE PREGNANCY!

It may not be real, but in the minds of tabloid editors, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston's war of words and potential baby-making with Brad is going strong.

Your move, Jen.

Chris Harrison: Jake Pavelka is Husband Material

The 14th season of The Bachelor begins January 4, and when it does, people may find Jake Pavelka to be the most desirable star in the show's history.

We say this because:

  1. People say that every season
  2. Not only does Jake possess dashing good looks, but if you watched The Bachelorette, you know there's no nicer, sweeter, more genuine fella.

Well, minus the part where he ratted out Wes Hayden - ostensibly to protect Jillian Harris, but likely to extend his tenure another week. But no matter.

"He's truly the Southern gentleman, but not in an annoying way," The Bachelor host-pimp Chris Harrison says. "Women see him as husband material."

Pavelka Photo

Jake Pavelka: The hottest Bachelor in history?

Of the 31-year-old commercial airline pilot, Harrison says: "He's not a 'let's get wasted and get in the hot tub' kind of guy. He's very trustworthy."

With typical modesty, Jake Pavelka is quick to dismiss the adulation.

"It's really sweet of everybody - who wouldn't love to hear that?" said Jake, who believes in the process of finding love on the ABC reality show.

"I've got a big smile on my face right now. But I don't think I'm the hottest Bachelor by any means. They've had a lot of great guys in the past."

Reggie Bush Proposal: Denied by Kourtney Kardashian!

When Reggie Bush lines up across from linebacker Brian Urlacher on Sundays, he has no fear.

But place the NFL star next to a hormone-laden Kourtney Kardashian, days after she gave birth, and the running back cowers in trepidation.

Such was the case last week, according to sources that claim Bush was set to finally propose to Kim Kardashian - until an irate Kourtney stepped in and threw a fit over the possibility that this engagement news would overshadow her status as a new mother.

"Kourtney screamed at Reggie, 'You can't do this to me!'" a family friend told The National Enquirer. "Kourtney is extremely hormonal right now, and her emotions got the best of her. Reggie was stunned and caught completely off-guard."

The anonymous, clearly legitimate source added that Bush was so frightened by this display that he's shelved plans for a proposal until early 2010.

Photo of Kourtney Reggie Bush Photo

Flipping for Publicity, Touchdowns: Kourtney Kardashian and Reggie Bush.

There have been rumors for months that Kim is jealous of Kourtney's motherhood.

This friend says the hostility runs both ways.

"There's always been underlying tension because Kourtney feels like she's been playing second fiddle to Kim for so long. She was hoping the last days of her pregnancy and the first few weeks with her newborn would be all about her."

Kourtney hoping for things to be all about her? That's the only part of this story we actually believe.

Balloon Boy Hoax Fines at $42K and Climbing

The parents who orchestrated the Balloon Boy hoax were hit with a tab of $42,000 from local, state and federal agencies for their October, national TV stunt.

There may be more where that came from, too. But the Heenes' attorney, David Lane, told the Denver Post the Fort Collins, Colo., couple isn't ready to pay.

"Let's see the bills," he said, adding that he was e-mailed the amounts by the Larimer County D.A.'s office. "They're not paying until they see some receipts."

The Heenes reached a plea deal on charges stemming from the hoax, in which they led the world to believe their son was on board a homemade balloon.

Unfortunately, they avoided serving time behind bars ... or on a homemade balloon hurtling into outer space. Now that punishment would fit the crime ...

Richard and Mayumi Heene

Richard and Mayumi Heene are to be sentenced Wednesday in Larimer County.

A judge may determine they owe more in restitution to responding agencies, from police to the National Guard and the Federal Aviation Administration.

"If they've got records to show these are legitimate costs, then we can discuss it," Lane said. "But, first off, these people don't have that kind of money."

A rapt TV audience watched the flying saucer-shaped balloon drift across the Colorado plains October 16 after the Heenes said son Falcon was on board.

When the balloon landed, the boy was not inside.

He was hidden in an attic at his house and later said on national TV that the incident was done for a show. That's right, he outed his own parents on CNN.

Genius.

Richard Heene was shopping a reality show about a science-crazy family (his). Fortunately, no media outlets conspired with them or hired them since.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrera: It's Over!

The shocking relationship betwen Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrera is over.

After more than a year of dating, the couple - who met when Sigler guest-starred on Entourage as Ferrera's character's girlfriend - has reportedly parted ways.

Sigler attended last week's premiere of It's Complicated by herself, and a friend says the actress has actually turned to Lance Bass for a shoulder to lean on.

"Lance is a really good friend to Jamie," the source told The New York Daily News. "He's been helping her out and giving her good advice."

Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrera

While Sigler wasn't thrilled about the split, the insider says she's doing okay.

"It came at a good time for Jamie-Lynn. She was coming home to New York for the holidays anyway, and she wanted to do her own thing for a little while and definitely be out of Hollywood."

As for Ferrera? Well, he'll never date anyone as hot as Sigler again. Sorry, dude.

Lynne Curtin: A Wanted Woman

The face on Lynne Curtin? Not real.

The situations she and her castmates on The Real Housewives of Orange County find themselves in? Also not real.

The legal problems now facing Curtin and husband Frank? Very real.

The pair were scheduled to appear in a California courtroom yesterday to answer questions regarding a $1.2 million judgment they've been ordered to pay to a former business partner... but the couple simply bailed on the proceedings.

As a result, TMZ reports a judge has issued a bench warrant for Lynne and Frank's arrest. Unlike the ridiculous exploits on Curtin's scripted reality show, this is actually a serious matter.

Lynne Curtin Picture

In August, meanwhile, Lynne and Frank were evicted from their home for failing to pay rent.

We can think of at least one New Year's resolution for Curtin: focus more on your family than on fame. This is a novel concept for any supposedly Real Housewife, we know.

But give it a shot.

TMZ Sports: Coming Soon

Women throughout America - at least those that don't work as cocktail waitresses in Las Vegas - already hate Tiger Woods.

It sounds like professional athletes will soon feel the same way.

According to various sources, Warner Brothers has registered TMZSports.com, a sports-themed domain meant to serve as complement to its popular celebrity gossip website.

Insiders say this spin-off was planned long before Woods - and his wayward driver - made it clear just how much the public is interested in the private lives of sports stars. But it's safe to assume Tiger's nine-inch iron play helped speed along the decision.

Meanwhile, that sound you hear? It's the furious deletion of names/numbers from the cell phones of athletes all over the world.

Brady PicTony Romo is PumpedReggie RunsAlex Rodriguez: What a Player

Who has the most to fear if TMZ Sports comes to fruition? Handsome stars with exciting love lives, such as those pictured above: Tom Brady, Tony Romo, Reggie Bush and Alex Rodriguez.

Who has the least to fear? The Hollywood Gossip!

We're so confident in our fan base (thank you, readers!), website features (TMZ doesn't even have a photo gallery!) and versatility (why visit two TMZ sites when THG has the latest on the world of sports and entertainment on a daily basis!) that we have no qualms writing an article about a competitor.

How come? Because our number-one priority is delivering news to our loyal fan base. If it's happening anywhere in the world, it's happening on The Hollywood Gossip.

Charlie Sheen: Arrested for Assault

He may be best known for starring in Two and a Half Men, but Charlie Sheen now has one giant problem on his hands.

The actor has been arrested for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief. Sheen was picked up in Aspen for an alleged incident of domestic violence against wife Brook Mueller.

Expecting Parents

While the police may claim Sheen celebrated Christmas by honoring Chris Brown, his rep says otherwise:

"Do not be mislead by appearance. Appearance and reality can be as different as night and day. It would benefit everyone not to jump to any conclusion."

Sheen - who has been accused of sleeping with hookers, beating up dogs and keeping pornography on his computer while married to Denise Richards - is being held without bond.

He'll remain in jail until Monday, due to a Colorado law that requites a protection order between those arrested for domestic violence and their victims.

Sheen and Mueller got married in May 2008 and welcomed twins in October of that year.

** UPDATE: It's been confirmed that Mueller called 911 and claimed her husband laid his hands on her - but Sheen told cops that Mueller was the aggressor and he was simply trying to keep her away.