Jersey Shore is all the rage these days, as you know.
But can a diva from MTV's newest guilty pleasure expect to compete in a style showdown with the classy Carrie Underwood? She'll have her hands full.
Carrie shined in an orange BCBG dress earlier this year, whereas Jenni Farley, a.k.a. J-WOWW, a.k.a. chick from Jersey Shore not named Snooki, opted for periwinkle.
Who do you think wore the look better? Vote below!
Dina Parr is not a Tiger Woods mistress, because he wasn't married at the time he was dating her. But his high school sweetheart has a story to tell, too.
Dating back to long before he made celebrity gossip (or even sports) headlines, the now-infamous cheater was devastated by his own dad's philandering.
Parr, who dated Woods in high school and into freshman year in college, tells E! Tiger would call her from the road to talk about his parents' relationship.
"[Tiger] would just call me, crying and say, 'My dad is with another woman,' and that would be all he could say," she recalls. "He would be so upset."
"I just tried to be there for him and listen to him."
Tiger Woods with his high school sweetheart, Dina Parr.
Woods was famously close to his dad, Earl, who died in 2006 (Jamie Jungers, mistress #4, claims Tiger was cheating on wife Elin with her at the time).
"He loved his father," Dina Parr said. "It was the one thing about his dad he could never get over. So yeah, it's interesting that he's doing the same thing."
Interesting is one way of putting it.
More than a dozen different women (and 11 who we know by name) have been mentioned in reports about Woods' affairs since the end of last month.
In announcing Friday that he was taking "an indefinite break" from golf, the fallen star finally admitted in so many words to being unfaithful to Elin.
Forgive us if we hyperventilate while writing this post.
But Kellan Lutz has been chosen as the next spokesperson for Calvin Klein underwear. The Twilight Saga star won't be doing a lot of speaking on the company's behalf, however.
"He’s going to be their new Mark Wahlberg," an insider told Fox411.com. "Kellan has been signed to Calvin Klein for a huge campaign that will feature him in his skivvies all over billboards and in magazines."
The source is referring to the iconic 1992 campaign that pretty much put Wahlberg on the map. Yes, ladies, Lutz will be duplicating the shot below at some point next year...
The actor has posed before for Abercrombie & Fitch, but those posters weren't as revealing as the proposed Calvin Klein photos. Said the same insider:
“The executives have a plan to model the ads very similarly after the famous Mark Wahlberg campaign in the 90’s. They want to recreate the look of the hugely successful ads, and who is better than Kellan Lutz to fill out those little underwear?”
With apologies to Taylor Lautner shirtless, the answer is simple: nobody.
In 2008, celebrity gossip websites where perplexed by the unexplained disappearance of Sex and the City: The Movie star Sarah Jessica Parker's trademark mole.
The general consensus? Confusion. Why would she remove it now?
This week on The Late Show With David Letterman, Sarah Jessica finally opened up and told the full story of the bewildering "scandal" she terms "Mole-gate."
"I didn't have strong feelings. I didn't object to it. I just didn't care for it," the actress said, admitting "I did it cavalierly. In fact, a family member did it."
THE MOLE: Trademark or not, it is no longer.
Huh? Sarah Jessica then explained that her brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon, and he removed the mole for her in his medical office. Well, there you have that.
Sarah Jessica then joked about a woman who confronted her on a beach after the mole was removed, and accused the actress of getting rid of her "signature."
"I was like, 'My mole was my signature? Isn't my brain my signature? For about the next 15 minutes I thought I make a huge mistake. Can they put it back on?"
Follow the jump for a clip of Sarah taking about it ...
The rumor appears to be true: Kim Zolciak and NeNe Leakes may be fired from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
But Tameka Raymond has spoken out and clarified her role in this controversial story: she won't be taking part in the hit Bravo series.
"While I am flattered at the rumor circulating about being considered to join the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, I am absolutely not joining the cast," Usher's ex told E! News. "I was initially approached by the producers for last season and declined. At this point, my priorities are focusing on being a mom and my philanthropy, Lost Ones Foundation."
Raymond and Usher ended their marriage this summer, but not without a few blow-ups first. In October, the singer claimed Tameka keyed his car.
In other words: she seems perfect for reality TV!
Still, Raymond's rep backs up his client and says she and Usher are getting along okay these days.
"She hasn't talked to anyone from [Housewives] since 2008, and she would never consider doing it. Her life is very private," he said. "She's coparenting with Usher, and they are enjoying parenting together right now."
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie must have moved past the whole suicide attempt thing pretty quick, because Baby No. 7 is totally on its way.
Life & Style says so. You know it's true.
According to the celebrity gossip magazine, Angie playfully grabbed at Brad's tux, gazed at him lovingly and ran her fingers through his hair in public recently.
That's when you knew something was up.
These two aren't usually into PDA, but what onlookers were witnessing at the UNICEF ball December 10 in L.A. was the happiness of a couple trying for baby No. 7.
And what joy that baby will bring them ...
Baby No. 7 is on its way ... at some point, in the future.
Of course, at no point does this article say, despite the misleading headline, that Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie pregnant. Just that she wants another baby ... sometime.
"Angelina decided about four months ago that she really wanted to try to get pregnant again," an insider said. "She basically told Brad that if it happens, it happens."
Shocking developments right there. Wonder if this was a response to Jennifer Aniston's baby news. Given the bitter feud between the two actresses, probably.
"She isn't going to concern herself with birth control and Brad was okay with it. Angie's most at peace when a baby is coming," the Jolie source made up said.
Congratulations to the couple ... we guess!
Jon Gosselin has been acting like a swingin' single for months, partying like it's 1999 (before he wed Kate, actually) and chasing skirts all over the globe.
He's been married the whole time. Tiger Woods would be proud.
Still, you knew things weren't gonna be reconciled with estranged with Kate Gosselin, and their divorce, which has been a long time 'comin, is imminent.
An arbitrator dealing with the reality stars has rendered a decision regarding how the feuding spouses should divide all their money and other property.
Those were the (contractually obligated photo shoot) days.
This recommendation (the details of which will stay confidential) has been forwarded to the judge presiding over the divorce. He should approve it.
Thus, a final divorce decree is now "imminent." The soon-to-be-ex spouses have both consented, and have asked the judge to sign the divorce papers.
Time to move on to the next item on the ol' to-do list.
It'll be nice for Jon to put this behind him. Dude has a lot of other legal issues going on. He was ordered by a judge to stop making media appearances.
In addition to violating various mediocre women over the last couple of months, TLC says Jon Gosselin had been violating a contract with the network.
The challenge is on, AnnaLynne McCord!
A day after the actress showed serious cleavage in a photo spread for Cosmopolitan, co-star Jessica Stroup has upped the hot ante in a pictorial for Complex.
Inside the January 2010 issue of the magazine, Stroup praises the strength of her gender, saying:
"Women rule men's lives - every decision a man makes is based on a woman. Men initially had more power in this industry, and now women are stepping up, writing and directing more. Actresses with strong voices and opinions are being heard."
They are also being fantasized about and debated between. For example, ogle the following pictures and then respond to the poll question below, comparing these 90210 cast mates:
Overcoming an injury early in the evening, Russell Ferguson limped to victory on last night's So You Think You Can Dance finale.
Due to a knee he told the audience was "messed up," the 20-year old Boston native was unable to perform his second routine on the show, as Ferguson was in clear pain when host Cat Deeley called out the top six finalists to reveal the first elimination.
Still, when the final votes were tallied, this mover and shaker came out on top. He earned $250,000 for his efforts.
"I just want to thank everybody so much," said Russell after he beat out runner-up Jakob Karr. "This means everything to me. I've been dreaming of this since I was born. I came out and was, like, 'Aaah!'"
He can now scream Aaah! all the way to the bank.
The broadcast featured singing as well as dancing. Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Lopez, Leona Lewis and Adam Lambert all performed on the show. The latter even avoided kissing any men during his rendition of "Whataya Want From Me."
Hurry up and peep it below before YouTube yanks the video.
Jersey Shore's Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, may be living the dream as a newly-minted MTV reality star, but she's still gone through some hard knocks lately.
We're not talking about getting punched in the face by a dude either.
Snooki says she just got fired from her job after she told her boss she needed some time off to head to the West Coast at the end of last week for PR.
"I was a receptionist at a corporation," Snooki says. "I was getting decent money, like $13 an hour. I got fired when I asked for time off to go to L.A."
But it was for the best: "She knew I'd be crazy," she said of her boss.
Also crazy? The amount of phone calls she's gotten since Jersey Shore premiered: "A lot of people are calling my house. I've gotten so many texts."
The Jersey Shore madness returns at 10 p.m. tonight.
Snooki, along with co-stars The Situation, Pauly D and JWoww, said they met The Hills star Kristin Cavallari while nightclubbing over the weekend.
"She told us not to read stuff online," The Situation said. "I don't do that. Not that I care what people think, but you know people aren't gonna like you."
Come on, Mike. We love you, dog!
As Snooki puts it, "You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers." Speaking of lovers, JWoww tells us she is still dating the same guy.
The one she was with when she first went on the show. In fact, they recently moved in together. Guess things didn't work out with Ronnie. Sad.
In yet another insane Facebook rant, Courtney Love derided her estranged, teenage daughter Frances Bean Cobain with a cheap shot at Jamie Lynn Spears.
Yes, we're serious.
After slamming her 17-year-old daughter as "deceptive" earlier this week, Love ranted late Wednesday afternoon that she's not upset with Frances Bean.
"id just prefer she not become Jaimie [sic] L Spears," Love wrote, referring to Britney Spears' little sister, who had a daughter, Maddie Briann, at age 17.
So uncalled for. So nonsensical. So hilarious.
Love continues her advice to Frances: "she should be a writer or an a... artist wich i support 100% but this is a circus it pains me cos i know she hates it."
We're loving it, at least.
In case you missed it, Frances Bean Cobain is now under temporary guardianship of her aunt and paternal grandmother, Kurt Cobain's mom and sister.
The Cobains won't say why Courtney Love lost custody, but the rocker has been Facebooking like a madwoman ever since, lambasting her only child.
This isn't the first time the Spears clan has been involved, either.
For some reason, Love recently took aim at Britney and her dad Jamie Spears, writing that "britneys dad molested her" in a November 25 Facebook post.
We don't get it either.
What we do know is Facebook is Love's only mode of reaching out to Frances after a judge issued a restraining order against her, barring any contact.
"There's not a whole lot i can do about it," Love wrote, referring to Cobain's relatives, who she implied are responsible for Kurt's death in a prior post:
"This is a hand grenade thrown into our lives and it's not Frances!"
She later added: "im despairing and so sad, so sad, but i just want to her be happy, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted."
Is another of the many Tiger Woods mistresses ready to cash in?
While some of Woods' lovers have wasted no time talking to any media outlet who will have them, Tiger's original mistress (that we learned of), Rachel Uchitel, reportedly snagged a seven-figure deal to keep quiet about their affair.
According to Radar Online, Theresa Rogers may go that route.
Uchitel and Rogers share L.A. attorney Gloria Allred, who negotiated Uchitel's deal, and who would not be involved if there weren't some real dirt.
Rogers is rumored to have been involved with Tiger Woods for years, before and after he was married, and to have taught him everything in bed.
She also tried, albeit in vain, to have a Tiger Woods love child.
The classy shirt of Theresa Rogers, seen here with her daughter, reads "one boyfriend is never enough." For Tiger Woods, 10-12 mistresses apparently wasn't enough.
Theresa Rogers, who at 47 or 49 (depending on what you read), was married at the time to fourth husband and clothing designer Wayne Rogers.
She told close friends that she hoped to have a baby with the golf champion and was actively trying to get pregnant without telling Tiger Woods.
Her hubby was cool with it because he couldn't get her pregnant.
Rogers did conceive and confided that she believed Woods was the father. However, she was also having a simultaneous affair with Serbian basketball player.
According to sources, the baby girl (pictured above), born between late 2003-early 2004, was never given a DNA test but looks to be Caucasian.
If these details of Theresa Rogers' relationship with Tiger Woods are even partially true, you can see why he'd want to keep her quiet.
There are reports that Tiger has a private investigator working feverishly on the case, digging into the background of Rogers and other women.
It's safe to say we weren't huge fans of the outfit Miley Cyrus wore when she met the Queen of England last week.
Overt, 17-year old cleavage aside, though, we can give Cyrus credit when credit is due.
The singer put on a solid rendition of "Party in the USA" during her time in England, performing in front of royalty and a massive audience. She even changed a lyric and added some choreography in honor of THG favorite Lady GaGa.
See what we mean below:
Does this make up for the fact that Miley encouraged her nine-year old sister to smack her ass and sing along to Akon? Not even close.
But it does prove that we're capable of not hating on Cyrus every second of every day. That's a big step for us.
Rielle Hunter wants John Edwards to pay a lot of money to help support the child the two-time presidential candidate has never admitted he fathered.
How long before he's finally forced to come clean?
The National Enquirer makes up a lot of crap, but not regarding Edwards. They exposed the scandal in 2008, and appear to have proof this time too.
New documents prove beyond any doubt that John Edwards knocked up Rielle Hunter, with whom he had an affair as wife Elizabeth battled cancer.
Rielle is seeking more than $17,000 per month from the former U.S. Senator, who was forced into admitting the affair in the summer of last year.
Rielle Hunter and Frances Quinn are always on John's mind.
He still to this day hasn't admitted getting her pregnant, but his former aide and "fixer," Andrew Young, rolled over on him and all but confirmed it.
Court files from earlier this year (the case has still not been resolved) are pretty much the nail in the coffin, as Edwards is named in the litigation.
Child support documents show John has a house for Rielle and their daughter, Francis Quinn, but is battling over monthly child support payments.
Her attorney also sent her a “Family Part Case Information Statement,” which spells out Rielle Hunter is the plaintiff and Edwards the defendant.
Follow the jump to see said court document ...
Chris Henry has passed away as a result of the grave injuries he sustained after falling out of the back of a moving pickup truck Wednesday.
He was in critical condition last night, but Charlotte-Mecklenbruck, N.C., police have confirmed that Chris Henry is dead as of 6:36 a.m. EST.
The NFL star was just 26.
Police believe the wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals jumped into the back of the truck in an attempt to stop his fiancee, Loleini Tonga, from leaving a "domestic situation" at her parents' home in North Carolina.
At some point, Henry fell out of the truck, presumably at a high speed if he did not survive. He was rushed to a hospital but did not make it.
Authorities are still investigating the accident.
R.I.P. Chris Henry (1983-2009).
Earlier yesterday, everything seemed right in Henry's world. Loleini Tonga had updated her MySpace page, writing about how she just "put deposIt down 4 weDDing piCs" and "Paid 4 ouR riNgs" in advance of her upcoming wedding to Chris.
The accident ensued mere hours later. More details as the story develops ...
Tiger Woods' rampant and recently-exposed marital infidelity did not stop him from being named the Athlete of the Decade by The Associated Press yesterday.
It's caused his wife to stop wanting to be married to him, though.
A source close to Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, told ABC News that a "divorce is 100 percent on" and it's only a question of timing and logistics at this point.
Elin Woods has already been seen without her wedding ring.
"It would not appear that Elin Nordegren is going to be standing by her man," Kate Coyne of People told Good Morning America in an interview Wednesday.
"Sources have told us that Elin has told us the marriage is over and she's looking to divorce Tiger," even if at the same time, "she's not rushing the process."
"She's going to take her sweet time. The way this is playing out [Elin Woods] wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything."
Elin and Tiger Woods will divorce before long, sources report.
So she's waiting for cocktail waitresses 12-25 to be named. A pretty good strategy, as her stands to improve as the list of Tiger Woods mistresses grows.
Rumors are swirling in their Windermere, Fla., community that Elin may already have kicked Tiger's a$$ out and/or begun the process of moving out.
"He's been coming by in the early evenings only for their counseling and therapy," one resident says, but if this report is to be believed, it's of little use.
It's also being reported that Elin Woods and their kids - Sam, 2, and Charlie, 10 months - won't be spending the holiday with Tiger, but far, far away.
The N.Y. Post said she wants to go somewhere "Tiger-free ," while the N.Y. Daily News said she wants to "spend the holidays with her family in Sweden."
First, nine-year Noah Cyrus smacked that for the world to see.
Now, in another sign of the Apocalypse, 14-year old Kendall Jenner - the half-sister of Kourtney, Khloe and Kim Kardashian - is taking to the runway, kick-starting her modeling career with a print campaign for clothing company Forever 21.
"I’m glad I got to do it," she told Life & Style of the photo shoot. "I was nervous and excited. It was super fun. I’ve always wanted to model. I like being in front of the camera."
In that case, she was born into the right family.
Kendall added that her sisters have given her insightful advice. For example:
“Kim just tells me, ‘Work it.’ I want to emulate her career the most because she does all the modeling type stuff. This is what I want to do.”
Oh no. We really hope Ray J didn't read that quote.
Lady Gaga is a real pro at going down.
Or something. For the second time in her current Monster Ball tour, the supposed hermaphrodite landed flat on her a$$ during a rendition of "Bad Romance."
The spill took place in Vancouver. A video of it appears below. Peep it below, because even if it's your favorite celeb, an on-stage spill is good for a chuckle.
On the plus side, she recovered before she could miss a ra-ra-ah-ah-ahhhh! Also, unlike certain performers, she clearly sings in concert. A novel concept!
Talking to you, Britney Spears, you hack ...
The Hollywood Gossip staff is excited to bring back our Tale of the Tape, the Internet sensation in which we break down various matchups within the celebrity gossip world.
This week, our editors had no choice but to pit a pair of newborns against one another. We hope Mason Dash Disick and Hank Baskett IV live long, happy, fruitful lives; but it's not clear if this is possible.
That's what happens when your respective parents - Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian - seem to care more about publicity than child-rearing.
We've already asked readers which of these kids is worse off, but we're here now to examine each child's prospects in closer detail. Who will prevail in this grueling battle? Let's find out. Ding, ding!
1. FATHER IS...
Hank IV: A back-up wide receiver on the Colts.
Mason: A jobless jackass.
Edge: Hank.
2. MOTHER IS...
Hank IV: An E! reality star.
Mason: An E! reality star.
Edge: Tie.
3. NAMED AFTER...
Hank IV: Dad, grandpa and great-grandpa.
Mason: Some crappy clothing boutique.
Edge: Hank.
4. CREEPY, OLD MAN INFLUENCE
Hank IV: Hugh Hefner.
Mason: Bruce Jenner.
Edge: Hank.
5. AUNTS AND AUNT-LIKE FIGURES
Hank IV: Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison.
Mason: Kim and Khloe Kardashian.
Edge: Mason.
Jon Gosselin is almost ready to (legally) become a free man. Looks like Hailey Glassman won't be there to help him celebrate his divorce, though.
The 22-year-old ex-fling of the reality star was spotted kissing celebrity boxing promoter Damon Feldman at a Pennsylvania bar on Wednesday.
All the while, Jon Gosselin was fuming mad inside his car.
Despite claims that he’s over Glassman, the douchebag dad seemed shaken up that Hailey's moved on and found a new guy with a "real" job.
“Hailey and Damon really like one another and they have started to date casually," a source said. “While Hailey was inside doing promotional work, Jon just kept on bombarding her with texts from his car, trying to get in and see her.
“He was messaging her: 'I want to talk. I just want to talk.' Eventually a couple of us went out and told him to stop but he refused to go away."
WTF JON!?! Hailey Glassman's been saying that a lot lately.
“Eventually, Hailey took one of his calls and barked 'Leave me alone! Stop stalking me please!' He seemed to get the message and drove away from the venue, much to everybody’s relief because she wants nothing to do with the guy."
As for the new man in the life of Hailey Glassman: “Damon really likes Hailey and wants to get to know her, so Gosselin, just stay out of the picture!”
Thanks to a recent court ruling, at least he'll be off of your TV set.
Jon and Hailey, who are rumored to be still living together despite a contentious breakup, have also been at odds in the courtroom lately.
Deposed by lawyers from TLC who are suing Jon Gosselin for breach of contract, Hailey labeled Jon a "monster" and a "master manipulator."
Next up for Jon? A January court date. For Hailey? She'll be refereeing a celebrity boxing event this Friday at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada.
The main event pits John Wayne Bobitt against local fighter Tony Fusco.
Due to the presence of Scott Disick as his dad, the THG staff has determined that Mason Dash might be in for a tough childhood.
However, a report in Star magazine has great, life-altering news for the newborn: Disick might not be his father after all!
Anonymous, likely made-up sources say Michael Girgenti - a 23-year-old model and rapper that goes by the stage name of Premo Stallone - banged the heck out of Kourtney Kardashian around the time she got impregnanted.
"Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He's definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby," the insider claims.
Michael "Premo Stallone" Girgenti belongs on Jersey Shore - and, possibly, on Mason Dash Disick's birth cerificate as the real father!
While a Kardashian rep insists Scott is Mason's biological father, Michael himself was asked if could have fathered the child. His intriguing response?
"You could say that, yeah."
We are saying that, Premo. After all, everyone knows how much Kourtney hates taking her birth control pills, yet loves to have her name in the news.
Former Alaska Governor and current famous person Sarah Palin says she meant no disrespect to Sen. John McCain by blacking out his name on a sun visor.
On vacation in Hawaii, Palin for some reason chose to wear a visor from her campaign emblazoned with McCain's name scribbled out with black marker.
Palin said she just wore it to stay under the radar (!?) and that the hotel where she and her family were staying had to chase away five photographers.
Here's the text of the statement she released today:
"I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection."
"As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago. So much for trying to be incognito."
So, in summation, Sarah Palin is saying that:
Eh, we'll buy it. Consider the source.
As 2010 approaches, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back on the year that was, honoring 10 finalists for our prestigious, 3rd Annual Celebrity of the Year award.
These A-to-Z-listers have given us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes), their absurd, off-the-wall antics (often) and their over-the-top scandals.
It's time for THG to pay tribute to this greatness.
Last week, we continued the '09 countdown with Taylor Swift at #7. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year Finalist #6: All of Tiger Woods' Mistresses!
Tiger Woods proved to be quite a player this year!
Three weeks ago, few had heard of Rachel Uchitel, although a previous tabloid report tied her to married Bones star David Boreanaz. But she's notorious now.
So are Jamie Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, Holly Sampson, Joslyn James, Loredana Jolie, Julie Postle and Theresa Rogers.
They've given us their tawdry Tiger tales, their hilarious text messages and emails, their trashy lingerie pics and more news than we can even keep track of.
For their collective impact in what has to be the biggest sex scandal and one of the biggest sports stories in years, we salute you, Tiger Woods mistresses.
Click to enlarge pics of each of Tiger's women and vote for your favorite!
A 911 call from a woman driving behind Chris Henry during the pickup truck incident that ultimately took his life provided a new, scary take on the events.
She told the dispatcher that the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver, shirtless, was "beating on the back window of the truck," presumably from its bed.
His arm was in a cast from injuries suffered during this NFL season.
At some point during the Wednesday incident, the football player fell from the truck, sustaining injuries that left Chris Henry dead at age 26 this morning.
A second person also called 911 after Chris Henry fell.
Reporting the severity of the situation, the man said that Henry was "laying in the middle of the road," was clearly badly injured and surrounded by people.
It is unclear what prompted the bizarre situation, but Henry's fiancee, Loleini Tonga, was believed to have been driving the vehicle he fatally fell from.
You can listen to both 911 calls here.
R.I.P. The Cincinnati Bengals' Chris Henry (1983-2009).
From a Barbara Walters special to The View to the So You Think You Can Dance finale, Adam Lambert is everywhere.
The controversial singer may have his detractors, but Chelsea Handler sure isn't one of them.
Lambert appeared on her E! talk show last night and shared many laughs with the host, who isn't exactly the most conservative person on the planet. As you can imagine, she's fully on Adam's side, even offering up a gay employee as a possible boy toy for the star.
See what we mean in the video below:
Sending packages and letters to stars containing your delusional and paranoid thoughts? That's creepy stuff, to be sure, but fairly manageable as far as stalkers go these days. Get a restraining order and they usually back off.
Showing up at their kids' pre-school? Now we're talking dangerous.
Steven Burky, a accused of stalking Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck more than once before, is a barrage of criminal charges for what he pulled this week.
Cops arrested the stalker on Monday outside the L.A. nursery school where their daughter Violet Affleck is enrolled. That's just terrifying for Jen and Ben.
The L.A. District Attorney has charged Steven Burky with two counts of felony stalking on top of two misdemeanor counts of disobeying a court order.
For breaking the restraining order filed against him last year, natch.
Garner has claimed in court documents that Burky has been stalking her since 2002. She was granted the restraining order against the weirdo last year.
Steven Burky could face up to four years in prison if convicted.
Forget the Grinch. Hayden Wright, a Tennessee four-year-old, stands accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors, according to reports.
Hayden is accused of committing his holiday thievery after consuming a beer. Yeah, that'll do it every time. Happened to one of our interns last week.
He was found at 1:45 a.m. on Tuesday wandering the streets in a little brown dress that he is believed to have stolen from under a neighbor's tree.
The kid entered after he rang the door bell, took the dress, then moved on to another house. Nice of those first people to intervene and call for help!
Hayden's mother, April Wright, is going through a divorce from Hayden's father, who is in jail, and she thinks he may have been looking for his dad.
"He runs away trying to find his father," said 21-year-old April. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."
Really, April? He's four! And was drunk at the time!
Here's a news report on poor Hayden Wright ...
Yes, Diddy is a hip hop mogul.
But in an interview with Playboy this week, the rap star focused more on his bedroom prowess than his producing resume.
For example, Diddy dished on losing his virginity at... age 13:
"I felt I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long. In the Bronx you could get a hotel for an hour. I always had $20 or $30 to take a chick to a hotel. I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment. Iit ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of."
Diddy also practices Tantric sex.
"When I heard about Sting doing it, I thought, Yo, is this possible? I studied up on the breathing techniques and the focus," he said. "Now I think to myself, I cannot believe I’ve been going this long! Night is turning into day and I’m still goin’ at it."
So, ladies, do you wanna be railed all night long by this music icon? It won't be easy to please him, Diddy warns.
"She has to have poise. She has to be classy. But when we get in that bedroom she got to turn me out, Jack. She has to put a porno to shame and she’s got to be sexually open."
Read more about Diddy's sexual conquests, and ogle Jaime Faith Edmondson nude, in the January/February issue of the magazine.
Gym teacher Brad Ferro punched Snooki (Nicole Pilozzi) in the face in what has become the most infamous scene from Jersey Shore, even though it hasn't aired yet (it was supposed to tonight) and MTV decided to edit out the brutal KO.
Now he wants her to know he's sorry.
"I am sick to my stomach," Brad Ferro tells the New York Post. "I can''t believe I'd ever do anything like that. I was raised to act in a respectful manner to women."
"I deeply regret what happened," he says of punching Snooki, which you can still see online if you must. "Nobody deserves that. That was not the real Brad Ferro."
Ferro was arrested back on August 19 after knocking Nicole Polizzi the f*%k out at the Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, N.J., and was suspended from his job.
He also enrolled in anger management courses. That's a good thing.
Brad, who admits he "drank way too much" that night, says that just days before, he taught his students about bad decisions and the dangers of alcohol abuse.
"I remember very little from the incident," Ferro says. "It's all fuzzy. I remember a punch ... I don't remember who or why, but I do remember being arrested."
Ferro's lawyer Andrew Siben says his client has learned his lesson and "should be given a second chance to show he is a person of much higher character."
Jersey Shore airs tonight, sans Snooki punch, on MTV at 10 p.m.
Brad Ferro punched Snooki's lights out this summer.
The worst part: the attack was all over a drink. Ferro tried to take Snooki's cocktail and when she yelled at him for it, he retaliated ... with a fist. Loser.
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