Jwoww, aka Jenni Farley, from Jersey Shore turned 25 years-old over the weekend. Kim Kardashian is 29 years-old. Who is hotter Jwoww or Kim?
Who is hotter?
March 3, 2010
Vanessa Paradis Topless In Elle
As a teenager I used to love French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, even with her weird gap in her teeth, so these pictures of her topless for Elle magazine are a bit of a throw back for me. If you don’t know who she is, don’t worry about it, she never really made it to North America and has since made a name for herself as Mrs Johnny Depp. Whatever she’s been doing it’s working because she looks almost exactly the same, this chick must be almost forty with two kids and she still looks like an eighteen year old. Yet another reason to be jealous of Johnny Depp. Enjoy.
Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
I get really annoyed when 90210 hottie AnnaLynne McCord constantly blows kisses to the camera on the red carpet, she looks like an idiot, but when two Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley do it I get that warm feeling deep in my crotch. To be fair, these two could be beating the crap out of a homeless man with a pillow case full of kitten heads and I’d think it was hot. Enjoy.
Olympic Skier Julia Mancuso’s Unfortunate See Through Top
Now that the Vancouver 2010 Olympics are over, a few of the athletes have become somewhat famous, at least for the next few days. Here’s that other American skier, silver medalist Julia Mancuso, out the other night showing off more than we need to see in an unfortunate see through top. Clearly this chick doesn’t have a publicist, because this sh#t is just terrible. I’m talking about her training bra not the camera angle, she looked a whole lot better in her downhill bodysuit and goggles. Oh well, see you in four years.
Rachel Bilson Still Bores Me
Here’s cutie Rachel Bilson out the other day doing some shopping or hanging out with friends or walking the streets or trying on sexy lingerie…. It doesn’t really matter what I say she’s doing, she’s not doing anything fun, but she’s looking cute while while doing it. That was a bit of a run on sentence, and I used the word while twice, but I decided to write this without hitting backspace or delete just for kicks. That’s how uninteresting Rachel Bilson pictures have become. At least I have my ice cream sandwiches to cheer me up. Enjoy.
Amy Winehouse, Blake Fielder-Civil Make Out
Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi got engaged in large part because, to quote Jake, their chemistry is "lightning hot." What a tool.
Ridiculous cue card lines aside, certain couple just have that spark. Case in point? Newly-reunited former spouses Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil.
The photo below was recently taken at Blake's love nest in Sheffield, England. It's believed to be the first image of the two since they got back together.
How did they ever fail the first time? Eh, probably the heroin use and his prison sentence. But for the love of God, take a look at this searing passion ...
CRACK COCAINE: John Mayer likens former fling Jessica Simpson to hard ass drugs. These two also conjure up the image of crack, but not in the figurative sense.
The picture was taken by a friend at Blake's flat, and is actually the first we've seen of them since November 2007 when Blake Fielder-Civil was arrested and jailed.
The couple's divorce was finalized in September 2009 but they became engaged again, or at least "in a relationship" on Facebook, just a few months after that.
The image was released by a friend to show Amy and Blake are happy, despite rumors Blake is cheating on Wino with a pre-op transsexual, among other women.
Here's another picture of them just in case you weren't sure the above one was legit, or you can't get enough of the two, or you insist on torturing yourself ...
HEAT: Some couples just have it. [Photos: Fame Pictures]
Ali Fedotowsky Named The Bachelorette!
As we've predicted for weeks, the lovely Ali Fedotowsky was announced as the next star of The Bachelorette on last night's "After the Final Rose" reunion special.
The foregone conclusion was announced in the hour of filler following The Bachelor season finale, during which star Jake Pavelka somehow picked Vienna Giradi.
Ali Fedotowsky was a fan favorite on The Bachelor and made Jake's final four, but left of her own accord following a successful hometown date in Massachusetts.
Ostensibly, she left because she feared losing her job at Facebook. In reality, she may have been angling (or being groomed) for The Bachelorette spot all along.
Regardless, she made a passionate, likely contrived plea to return to The Bachelor, but Jake shot her down, saying he'd gotten too close to the remaining girls.
Spurned by Jake Pavelka, but also by her own dubious reasons for leaving The Bachelor in the first place, Ali Fedotowsky will get another chance to find love on reality TV.
So there was Jake's one-time front-runner, broken up and out of luck. Until she quit her job (her last day was Friday) for an even better reality TV opportunity.
"I'm flattered and I really feel great," she told Chris Harrison, who will again serve as host-pimp. "I am so thrilled and honored and grateful. I can't believe it."
"I'm not going to let fear dictate my life anymore," Ali said of her past apprehension this season. Mike Fleiss dictating it? That she's apparently all good with.
What do you think of the decision? Are you a card-carrying member of Team Ali, or would you have preferred Tenley Molzahn or somebody new all together?
O.J. Simpson Suit Bound For Smithsonian
Most times when you talk about suits and O.J. Simpson, they're of the legal variety. People suing the knife-wielding maniac for wrongful death and whatnot.
This time, though, the topic is a suit the notorious murderer wore when he was somehow acquitted of murder by a jury jam-packed with idiots back in '95.
Those fine threads may be headed to the Smithsonian Institution.
After a court hearing Monday, which followed years of squabbling, lawyers for O.J. Simpson and Fred Goldman both agreed to donate the "acquittal suit."
Here's the historic judicial system failure in question ...
The judge called O.J. from prison, where he's serving a 15-year term for armed robbery and kidnapping, to get his approval. Simpson's lawyer said he agreed.
Provided no one makes money off it, that is.
David Cook, Goldman's lawyer, says, "The donation to the Smithsonian of the acquittal suit puts front and center the shock to America when justice escaped the Los Angeles courthouse. The memory of Ron Goldman shall be on permanent display."
"If the suit is the emblematic of justice gone berserk, justice is served."
Goldman has been relentlessly trying to cash in on everything Simpson-related since winning a $30-million-plus civil judgment for O.J. killing his son.
No word if the Smithsonian will accept the thing, or if Christie Prody has changed her name and signed up for a witness protection program yet.
Robert Pattinson Takes Over NYC
New York might be the city that never sleeps, but it sure knows how to scream when Robert Pattinson is in town.
The actor stopped by Today yesterday for an interview with Matt Lauer and will sit down with Jon Stewart tonight on The Daily Show.
In between, the Twilight Saga star - in town to promote Remember Me - stopped and signed autographs for an adoring public. He couldn't even wait to do so, sprinting to meet them. Run, Robert, run!
In the Lauer interview, posted below, Pattinson comes across as grounded and good-humored.
He makes a good point about his controversial Details magazine interview, saying critics get on you if you're too boring... and also give you a hard time when you say something scandalous. It's impossible to win.
Rob also admits that he wouldn't give interviews if it wasn't part of his job, seeming like someone that truly loves being an actor, yet is not obsessed with being a celebrity. How refreshing!
Jessica Simpson Vents About Douchebag to Oprah
Jessica Simpson has been Tweeting like a madman, but up until now, she has not opened up publicly about John Mayer's Playboy comments about her.
"I don't want people to know how I am in bed!" Ms. Sexual Napalm lamented on The Oprah Winfrey Show in an interview scheduled to air Wednesday.
Mayer likened his attractive ex, whom he split from in 2007 after about a year of dating, to "crack cocaine" whose a$$ he just could not stop tapping.
Friends say she was taken by John to dark sexual places, and enjoyed being manhandled like a rag doll, but still can't believe he would bone and tell.
He says he later apologized for being "an a--hole."
NAPALM: That's Jessica Simpson in one word.
Simpson also admitted she struggles with criticism of her weight, which became a focal point a lot last year after she wore mom jeans and other rough clothes.
"It's a really hard thing for me to talk about," the upset reality star (her new show, The Price of Beauty, which is apparently real, debuts March 15) tells Oprah.
"You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?" the talk show host says in shock, referring to infamous mom jeans Jessica Simpson wore to a chili cook off.
It's true. People were. But if she was fat then, she's certainly not now, as recent Jessica Simpson pictures can attest. Talent, she lacks. But a killer bod? Wow.
Orgy of Trouble: Threesome Participant to Speak Out About Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are both in rehab and both stand accused of having a problem with drugs and alcohol. They might even get divorced.
But the orgy of bad news doesn't stop there: a woman that participated in a threesome with the couple is set to come forward and reveal intimate details about their life. Like, you know, she had a threesome with them.
“Brooke is bisexual,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”
It's now been confirmed that a woman who has seen both Charlie and Brooke naked will soon come forward and dish on the outrageous details of this pair's relationship. Might Star magazine have actually gotten something right for once?
The anonymous insider adds that "some of the women they slept also did drugs with them,” as Sheen and Mueller both face accusations of rampant cocaine use.
The actor could go to jail if convicted on a felony and misdemeanor charges in Colorado. If illicit drug use and the testimony by Denise Richards (that Sheen threatened to kill her in 2005) are brought into the trial, Charlie might never snort cocaine off his wife's belly while another woman sucks his toes ever again.
It's a tragic thought.
Elin Woods Nixes Tiger's Move-in Request Again
Despite sticking by him and not filing for divorce (yet), Elin Woods has again rejected Tiger Woods' request to move back in together, according to reports.
Somehow we're not shocked.
Even after a week away together as a family, the golfer's scorned wife is refusing to move in with him. She denied his similar move-in request last month.
Elin returned to Orlando, Fla., on Saturday. She, Tiger and their two children spent a week out of town following his big press conference on February 19.
“She’s not caving in and doing everything he wants,” a source said. “It looks like they will stay married, but what kind of marriage is this going to be?"
A fair question.
The cheater was tied to at least 14 other women during their marriage. The incredible scandal caused Elin Woods to move out and into a nearby rented house.
“Tiger is trying to win her back,” the source said. “He’s being as patient as he can because he knows he caused this. But he’s not a patient guy by nature.”
Tiger Woods was treated for six weeks at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Miss., with Elin supporting his rehab and even spending a week participating with him.
Elin and Tiger spent a lot of time together before and since he left to continue rehab in Arizona, but she is far from ready to take the star back for good.
"Elin has gained a lot of independence during the past few months," the source said. "Tiger has asked Elin to move back home, but she’s still saying no."
"It’s impossible to know if or when she will change her answer.”
Elin arrived in Florida Saturday. Tiger's return date is unclear.
Thank Goodness: Kim Kardashian Releases iPhone App
This is exactly what the world needs:
Kim Kardashian has released her very own iPhone application, as fans that simply need to ask for Kim's advice on fashion, beauty and relationship can now do so with a couple touches of their keypad.
For just $1.99, Kardashian will keep you up to date on her latest Tweets, photos, videos and more. Then again, you can visit TheHollywoodGossip.com and check out all these items at no charge.
I know! Can you believe people will pay money to read my Tweets and take my advice?!? Send a thank-you card to Ray J, please.
The app will also help you find the nearest store that sells Kim's perfume, a brilliant idea that will soon be stolen by fellow celebrities.
It's easy to imagine the following stars coming out with their own iPhone apps for the following purposes:
- Speidi: Locate the closest celebrity gossip photographer.
- Jersey Shore: Where is the most convenient tanning salon and/or laundromat?
- Tiger Woods: Track down the Las Vegas cocktail waitresses in your neighborhood. Also, call up the the most cliche-laden excuses for your behavior with the touch of a button!
Audrina Patridge in FHM: Hot or Not?
We're not really sure if Audrina Patridge is famous anymore, or whether people want to see pictures of her, but we found these shots from FHM, so here you go!
The generally likable, mostly harmless star of The Hills shows off her enormous boobs and even more disproportional forehead in April's issue of the magazine.
This is pretty much what she's known for, wearing bikinis, posing in magazines and dating a lot of random dudes (most recently alleged singer Ryan Cabrera).
Okay, enough talk. Here's the cover:
FHM: Hereby known as Fake Hills Magazine.
Eh, we're sort of over it. Not that she isn't a cute girl, and we're sure she's probably really nice, but if you've seen 19 Audrina bikini spreads, you've seen 'em all.
We're also unsure if she's attractive or not. You be the judge. Take a closer look. Click to enlarge more pictures of Audrina Patridge and see what you think ...
Ke$ha to John Mayer: Where's Your Dick At?
Give John Mayer credit: he's no longer insulting homosexuals and African-Americans.
Now, take that credit away: the douchebag is still talking and Tweeting like a moron.
In his latest attempt to be hip, Mayer left a couple Twitter message for Ke$ha. Referencing her smash single "Tik Tok," he wrote over the weekend:
Dear Ke$ha, you won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.
Though I must add I tried brushing my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?
We'll give you a few moments to stop laughing at this positively hilarious joke...
Because Mayer really needs to alienate even more people, he then addressed supposed posers that pretend to hate on Ke$ha:
Stop telling your friends you detest the ke$ha song and then dancing to it at home. How about some accountability, people?
In response to this talk, Adam Lambert's recent tonsil hockey partner appeared to call John out. Or something. She Tweeted:
dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. $how me whur ur dick's at.
That's unclear. But we do know where Mayer's foot is at: squarely in his mouth, as always.
Jake Pavelka & Vienna Girardi: True Love in Pictures
Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi to be his wife. Or at least fiancee for the next 6-8 weeks 'til the "lightning hot" chemistry wears off.
We're just kidding. Mostly. While his pick shocked and appalled many viewers, Jake is clearly on cloud nine. We wish them the best and hope they beat the odds.
As far as this "Maverick" Bachelor is concerned, Vienna's haters can kiss off. While they cried tears of sadness last night, Jake and Vienna only shed tears of joy.
Here's a picture of the magical moment ...
Jake asks Vienna Girardi to be the future Mrs. Pavelka.
Click to enlarge lots more photos from the 2010 Bachelor finale, mostly featuring the newly-engaged couple, but also with some shots of sad runner-up Tenley Molzahn.
We hope the sweet fan favorite from Oregon will be able to get past this heartbreak. Surely looking at this gallery of Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi won't help.
Kate Gosselin: Dancing with Stars, in Basement
As we reported yesterday afternoon and confirmed last night, Kate Gosselin has joined the Dancing with the Stars cast for the season starting March 22.
If you thought casting Kate as one of the "stars" was a stretch, think again. ABC feels she'll be such a ratings draw, they bent over backwards to get her.
For example, while the rest of the cast - announced last night after The Bachelor finale - practices in L.A., Kate will do so in her Pennsylvania basement.
Kate will be practicing her moves in a newly-converted dance studio at home so she can be near the eight kids she spawned with d-bag ex Jon Gosselin.
Dancing with the Stars is not only letting Kate slide with this unconventional arrangement, the show will be footing a hefty bill for the makeshift studio.
Are you excited to see Kate bust a move on DWTS?
Kate's partner, Tony Dovolani, will fly to Kate's home for practice. Kate will only be in L.A. two days per week, for the taping, until she gets voted off.
Which should be approximately one episode.
When she's cutting a rug on the west coast, her kids will stay in Pennsylvania with a nanny. Presumably not one by the name of Stephanie Santoro.
Kate apparently told Dancing with the Stars that this was the only way she'd do the show, "because she's a single mom trying to make money."
One with the right priorities ... kind of.
Vicki Gunvalson: I Am Not a Cheater!
According to Vicki Gunvalson, the reports that say she cheated on her husband last month are as manufactured as the drama that plays out on The Real Housewives of Orange County each week.
Days after Star magazine published a photo of the 47-year-old married mother partying with University of Manitoba student Mike Pullin in Mexico, Vicki has addressed the Internet controversy.
“He... told me it was his birthday and wanted a birthday kiss," she told People, explaining the much ballyhooed smooch. "He seemed nice, but very star struck!”
Well, sure. Who wouldn't be star struck in the presence of Vicki Gunvalson?!?
The reality star says she gave the young stud a kiss, but “I never made out with him, as he stated. I never let him touch me inappropriately - ever.”
Pullin seems to agree. His side of the story?
“Honestly, we all hung out for a couple hours that night, her friends and mine. We drank together, danced a bit, took lots of photos, and we kissed! The pics are real, but it wasn’t as bad as Star made it out be."
Do you believe him? Or is Vicki Gunvalson the Tiger Woods of spoiled reality TV stars?
Dancing with the Stars Pairings Announced, Attractive
One is a former NFL All-Pro, another is a former astronaut.
One recently won a Gold Medal, another pretended to win over the heart of Vienna Girardi in order to become a celebrity.
Indeed, the new cast of Dancing with the Stars is both eclectic and exciting. Just hours after all 11 celebs were announced, ABC has released their professional pairings, one of which has to go down as the most attractive duo in show history.
The following tandems will take to the floor together on the March 22 premiere:
- Aiden Turner and Edyta Sliwinska
- Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough
- Jake Pavelka and Chelsie Hightower
- Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Erin Andrews and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: The hottest Dancing with the Stars pairing of all-time? Discuss!
- Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke
- Niecy Nash and Louis Van Amstel
- Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya
- Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani
- Shannen Doherty and Mark Ballas
- Pamela Anderson and Damian Whitewood
- Buzz Aldrin and Ashly Costa
Hot Vampire Alert! Hot Vampire Alert!
What happens when three of the hottest fake vampires on the planet walk the same red carpet together?
No blood is shed, but every head in the room turns, that's for sure.
Such was the case last night, as Kellan Lutz, Stephen Moyer and Paul Wesley were all honored by Cosmopolitan Magazine as Fun Fearless Males. They attended a party at the Mandarin Oriental hotel in NYC and posed for photographers there:
Moyer, of course, is a key part of the True Blood cast, playing Bill Compton.
Lutz, meanwhile, stars in the Twilight Saga as Emmit Cullen; while Wesley makes viewers of The Vampire Diaries drool in his role as Stefan Salvatore.
Also present at the event? Gerard Butler, Terrell Owens, Ed Westwick and Chris O’Donnell. But they don't hold a fang to these hotties.
Robert Pattinson Publicity Tour: Remember Me Premiere, The View Appearance
Spring may be in the air, but Robert Pattinson fans have a far more exciting reason to be glad it's March:
The actor's latest movie, Remember Me, opens in just a few days. Which means one thing: publicity tour!
Pattinson spoke to Matt Lauer yesterday and then signed autographs for fans in New York City. From there, it was on to the movie's Big Apple premiere, followed by a sit-down with the ladies of The View.
First, photos from the former event. They're highlighted by Robert and co-star Emile de Ravin, along with a special appearance by Kristen Stewart...
Tenley Molzahn on Bachelor Rejection: It's All Good!
The Bachelor finalist Tenley Molzahn couldn't hold back the tears when Jake Pavelka dumped her for Vienna Girardi on Monday night's powerful season finale.
But looking back, she says she's better off, and she's right.
In an interview airing Thursday on The Bonnie Hunt Show, Tenley Molzahn says despite the heartbreak, she is "feeling good and ready to see what's next."
On the finale, Jake Pavelka claimed he was in love with both Molzahn and Vienna. However, he said he proposed to Vienna because he felt more of a spark.
"I think it is actually a better thing that I am here today in this position," Tenley says, even as Jake has Vienna in all sorts of different positions right now.
DUMPED: Jake Pavelka sends Tenley Molzahn home.
"If he was in love with both of us, really in love with us, if he was saying 'I do love you' to me the same day he told Vienna, 'I love you, will you marry me' ... then I think I am in a good position because I don't want to be someone's second."
On Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, host Chris Harrison said he doesn't understand why so many viewers are opposed to Pavelka choosing Girardi.
"Who are we to say that they don't deserve each other and aren't happy?" he said. "If this was put up to popular vote, Vienna would not be the girl."
"Jake did what was best for him ... I am proud and appreciative of that. He fought like hell for Vienna. Maybe that shows how in love he is with her."
If nothing else, Jake has made a pimp daddy proud, and that is a wonderful thing. Click here for a photo gallery of true love between Jake and Vienna.
Lil Wayne Sentencing: Denied By Courthouse Fire!
If Lil Wayne thinks arson is the way to delay his prison term, he's probably wasting his efforts. You're gonna have to do the time at some point, dawg!
Just kidding. He had nothing to do with it, but you have to admit, it's pretty funny that Lil Wayne's trip to prison has been delayed a second time now.
All thanks to a fire in the courthouse where he was to appear for sentencing Tuesday. February 9, the rapper got a reprieve because of ... dental work.
That was weird enough. Today, he was inbound on a plane from Miami to New York when a smoky basement fire shut the courthouse down for a day.
It took an hour to control the fire, and five firefighters, two civilians and a prisoner were hurt. No word on which of Weezy's henchmen lit the blaze.
Kidding again.
Lil Wayne is going to jail. One of these days.
Having been convicted on a weapons charge and facing prison time, whenever it happens, Lil Wayne had posted a farewell of sorts Monday on Twitter:
"yesterday i smiled,today i smirked tomorrow i stop.........................thanks all for your thoughts and prayers,they're needed."
Also needed? Punctuation.
The rapper's been hella busy in the weeks leading up to what's expected to be a year in jail, shooting nine videos in a 48-hour stretch at one point.
Lil Wayne’s attorney, Stacey Richman, says he's actually upset about the delay: “Once you make up your mind to do something, you want to do it.”
He also applied that philosophy to Nivea Hamilton... and Lauren London. This prison term is really gonna slow down his rate of knocking up skanks.
Hailey Glassman Posts Alleged Jon Gosselin Penis Photo on Twitter
Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don't end in penises being posted on Twitter.
Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package, Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today's Tweets.
We can't say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin's penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain:
- She definitely posted a picture of someone's penis.
- It is not large.
Gross.
In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon's (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems:
- This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He's single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives
- This is Karma. FYI don't F*ck with fire if you don't want to get Burned, and don't mess with the bull if you don't want the horns
- Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot
- Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON"T THINK SO twitterworld!
You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet up a shot of his tiny, stubby penis.
Whether that's really Jon's c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.
Meet The 2010 Cast Of ‘Dancing With The Stars”
I have never watched not one single episode of ABC’s hit show Dancing With The Stars. I’ve always been too busy keeping up with the shananignas on The Real Housewives, Sheer Genius, Project Runway, Launch My Line, Top Chef and So You Think You Can Dance. That leaves little time for me to watch Celebrity Fit Club, Celebrity Rehab and Sober House. So you see…my DVR just can’t handle recording another guilty pleasure show.
On top of that I discovered two new History Channel shows last week called Pawn Stars and American Pickers. Since I have only about two hours a week to actually sit and watch a television uninterrupted I doubt I’ll add this season of Dancing With The Stars in, but I will be checking YouTube to watch Kate Gosselin fall on her lame ass every week.
ABC announced the new cast last night…
Reality star and mom of eight Kate Gosselin will be taking a spin on the floor, as reported, along with Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson, and Olympic Gold Medalist Evan Lysacek.
Joining the others will be former 90210 diva Shannen Doherty, the original moonwalker, 80-year-old astronaut Buzz Aldrin, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, the Style Network’s Clean House host Niecy Nash, Erin Andrews, the blonde ESPN
Chad Ochocinco, reporter who was videotaped naked in her hotel room and then exposed on the Web, Cincinnati Bengals star and six-time Pro Bowler All My Children hottie Aiden Turner, and, finally, ABC’s very own Bachelor Jake Pavelka!
Police Searching For Naomi Campbell
What is it with this chick? She needs a weekly anger management meeting or something. How many people does Naomi Campbell have to beat up before someone stops this insane supermodel?
Naomi Campbell is being sought for questioning in a possible assault case, reports the Associated Press. A law enforcement official confirms that Campbell’s driver has accused the model of slapping and punching him while he was driving her around New York City. The driver claims that Campbell, 39, became angry and physically assaulted him from the backseat.
Reportedly, the driver stopped the car in midtown Manhattan. He says that Campbell exited the car the car and left the area when he called 911.
Courtney Love Attacks Lily Allen On Twitter
Twitter is a dangerous things in the hands of Courtney Love. Ah…remember the good old days when she rambled aimlessly on MySpace? Now it seems she is systematically attacking everyone she feels has wronged her one at a time on Twitter.
Earlier this week she went after ex-boyfriend Ed Norton and today she tore into Lily Allen because Lily got to wear Chanel to an event and Courtney did not.
Lily had a “lock” on Chanel at the recent NME Awards , meaning that Chanel had agreed to dress her exclusively for the event. No one else could get Chanel, and Lily couldn’t be seen in anything else. Courtney also wanted to wear Chanel, but didn’t understand the concept of the lock or why Lily got it over her. The two have been bitch-slapping each other ever since.
The CL tweets are rambling as usual but it’s interesting to know that Lily Allen did tons of coke at CL’s house. Ugh. They are both a couple of hot messes.
“yes but isnt @lilyroseallen contsnatly slandering herself saying shes fat and ugly? shes in the wrong business then, she shouldve used mom.”
“she shouldve gotten into film, this well groomed addicted to perfection person Chanel needing affirmation is what broken glassslippermeans!”
“can someone please send me the lyrics to the “Fear” i thought they were very honest to the psychological situation of our subject matter”
“shes not ugly and shes not fat( well she has a propensity towards corpulence but who outside of models doesnt?) but the lyrics say it all.”
“i cant believe someone who did massive amounts of cocaine at my house and was thrown out blamed me for her drugs, said i gave her shrooms..”
“publically she said i gave her hallucinogens , when she did about a kilo with my daughter asleep upstairs, and had to be phsycially removed”
“has the BALLS to tell me a year later when i confront her that after my daghter was traumatised when she came in her room asking for BEER..”
“told me shed been giving mushrooms by her posse and it had simply been convenient to blame me, thanks for the Loch and co hat advise but..”
“lying that i gave her a drug ive never even taken and i specifically said not to take coke in my house, if Kate Moss can abide?why not lily?”
“im sorry i posted a fat picture of her, and im sorry that she does accessories for Chanel wich has 0 to do w “locking” it a ignorant pr told”
“me that., didnt believe it when i heard it but already gone on twitter asking her to share this imaginary Chanel “lock” it was a COMPLIMENT”
“anyone who has the power to get @KarlLagerfeld to give them a lock and not even for the Oscars, the BRITS? DOUBTFUL! and she got so snarky”
“everytime she walked by me absouloutly innaproriatly frocked at the nme awards1 wouldnt be faulted for thinking she was at a premiere”
“she was in some sort of overdone starlet gown thing when everyone was in high kook. or stained hoodies drunk. and she hissed like a cat.”
“but i know why she hissed , she hissed like a cat cos i have a real and true band im popular, ( except perhaps w @grahamcoxon) shes not etc”
“sort of like an oversteroid very nasty girl version of me when i was 30 in an elevator w Gwyneth vibing her w my jealousy, i know it when it”
“happens, so heres the last word, i have ALL the dirt on @lilyroseallen, the fact that she was so ANGRY when i confronted her about her hissy”
“hissy attitude towards me and my posse her stuttering response was how could i insult her re chanel “lock” that was a COMPLIMENT!”
“she just was jealous, and shes in the wrong business, sometimes i spend 3 hours getting ready for a show, its pointless im going to get UGLY”
“its a good thing shes goign to retire, look at the lyrics for “the fear,” she lies, she steals, ( sunnies from Frances who loathes her)”
“maybe in “retirement” since she told me she wanted to prove to her mom and dad “how its really done” shell find her pretty self.”
“i dedicate “pretty on the inside” to @lilyroseallen the next few times i do it and suggest she look @lyrics.&”reasons to be beautiful””
“ohg WAIT isnt @lilyroseallen “producing” a play called “REASONS TO BE PRETTY”? why yes i believe she is, gee a little close wouldnt ya say”
Jackson Children Tried To Use Stun Gun On Blanket Jackson
It’s like Lord of the Flies over at Katherine Jackson’s house. I don’t know how many of her gazillion grandkids actually live with her but I do know that 13 year-old Jaafar Jackson is one mean-ass little kid.
Jaafar, the son of Jermaine Jackson, somehow managed to order a stun gun online and have it delivered to the Jackson family home in Encino. Granny Katherine found the gun and locked it up in her wig closet but clever Jaafar picked the heavy duty lock (that I’m sure accompanies all wig closets) and mayhem quickly ensued.
Security caught Jaafar on the second floor of the home trying to turn 7-year-old Blanket into an ELECTRIC BLANKET! And that’s when Child Protective Services stepped in. According to sources, two social workers spoke to Katherine and Jaafar. They also confiscated the stun gun. They are planning to return to the home to investigate the incident further.
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