Jessica Simpson is Kind of Angry at John Mayer

John Mayer told the world that Jessica Simpson was great in bed. A reporter asked her about it and she was rather pleased, but now she’s on Oprah.

Jessica’s father called John after he heard about the interview, and was angry, so now Jessica is pretending she’s not too happy about what John said. However, Jessica is talking a lot about her fat curves, and we have a feeling she’s elated John informed future boyfriends she is great in bed, so they’ll overlook her other flaws, and low self-esteem.

Much of the interview centers around John Mayer, and Jessica’s fatter figure.

I still think she looks good, although dirtier now that she confirmed sleeping with cesspool John.

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