March 3, 2010

Hailey Glassman Posts Alleged Jon Gosselin Penis Photo on Twitter

Whatever Jon Gosselin did to Hailey Glassman, it must have been really, really bad. Because most breakups don't end in penises being posted on Twitter.

Having already remarked via the social networking site that Jon has a small package, Hails took her anti-Jon crusade to a new level with today's Tweets.

We can't say for sure that the photo Hailey Glassman posted is really Jon Gosselin's penis, but THG research has concluded that two things are certain:

  1. She definitely posted a picture of someone's penis.
  2. It is not large.

Gross.

Hails Tweets

In addition to the message linking to the picture allegedly of Jon's (lack of) manhood, Hailey continued her tirade against her former lover with these gems:

  • This man has Hurt,Cheated,Lied and stole from EVERYONE including HIS OWN FAMILY! He's single-handedly ruined+hurt so many women/lives
  • This is Karma. FYI don't F*ck with fire if you don't want to get Burned, and don't mess with the bull if you don't want the horns
  • Question to everyone-If you lent ur ex 200,000 due to him manipulating u and using his children to get it from u as ur soft spot
  • Promising to pay it back. Would u walk away from it and let him get away with all your money? I DON"T THINK SO twitterworld!

You know what they say: when you lend your ex $200,000 and he uses his children for your soft spot, you must Tweet up a shot of his tiny, stubby penis.

Whether that's really Jon's c*ck, only a few dozen mediocre girls can attest. But regardless, the douchebag has been sufficiently put in his place. Wow.

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