I really don’t know who this Lili Bordan chick is, I could look her up, but I’ve been drinking all afternoon at the st-patty’s day parade and at this point I really don’t give a crap. That being said, I really love a woman in her little bikini playing in the surf, no matter who she is. I know that doesn’t tell you much about this chick, but I’m sure none of you perverts really give a crap anyhow. Enjoy.
I told you that Nicole Scherzinger would be all over the place now that she’s on that Dancing With The Stars garbage. Here she is showing off her killer body in some parking lot the other day. Normally if I’m checking out chicks in parking lots I’m either pretending to working hard at keeping the shopping carts in line or hiding out in my mom’s mini-van with half a dozen ice cream sandwiches. EIther way it’s a hard day’s work.
Ashley Greene must be doing this crap on purpose, she knows that I’ve got a weird fetish for celebrity chicks feeding parking meters, so why else would this be going on. Sadly, if she really knew me she would know that I’m partial to the old school meters and these new modern parking meters just don’t do the trick. Just like the new techno strippers can’t out dance the old “dead inside” strippers. Those chicks go into some sort of trance…. I love it.
Sarah Hylandhas been hard at work filming the TV show that has made her famous, Modern Family. So to slow down a bit from the hectic life of a sexy actress, she went down to Hawaii for an extended vacation, where she’s staying at a cozy bungalow together with her boyfriend. And as a big happy family in real life just like on TV, her TV mom, Julie Bowen, is not only hanging out at the beach with her but also staying at the same hotel.
From her bungalow in the South Pacific island, Sarah Hyland twitted:
Done with modern family till august. Now time to enjoy. I’m sure I’ll be utterly bored n 2 weeks.
She may get bored in two weeks, but in the meantime, these swimsuit photos of Sarah Hyland are quite entertaining. We hope she’ll keep them coming!
Jessica Simpson has been keeping her charms covered since she agreed to wow us with her new body on her upcoming reality TV show, where supposedly she’s be showing lots and lots of skin. But accidents happen and she tripped over a dog’s leash as she came out of her hotel, and being such a puppy lover, she couldn’t help herself and leaned forward to pet the little pooch. The result is these photos of Jessica’s abundant cleavage spilling over her top.
According to what we can see here, Jessica’s intensive training (she’s doing pilates and kick boxing for about 3 hours a day), is shaping her body and making her lose weight, but Thank Goodness her boobs have remained the same size! Smart girl, she knows what portions of her body NOT to work out!
Once a goofy blond, always a goofy blond. I actually think the concept for The Price of Beauty if interesting enough to watch. But I just can’t force myself to watch dork girl for 30 straight minutes at a time.
In this clip, 29-year-old Simpson and her two pals visit a Buddhist temple in Thailand. As a Buddhist monk teaches the trio how to meditate, Jessica can’t help being Jessica.
Ross is getting married!!!!! Former Friends star David Schwimmer announced his engagement to longtime girlfriend Zoe Buckham today.
The actor/director, 43, and his photographer girlfriend of three years, 24, reportedly met in London while Schwimmer was in town directing the 2007 comedy Run Fatboy Run.
So they started dating when she was 21 and he was 39. That’s only a little creepy. She looks like his daughter, right?
I love this story. I have a teensy little crush on Matt Damon anyway…so this story really gives me the warm fuzzies. I just knew he was a good daddy.
Matt Damon and his wife Luciana have successfully shielded their kids from the limelight for so long that the kids have no idea how famous daddy is.
He says, “The 11 year old obviously knows. She hasn’t seen all the movies but has seen enough to know that’s what I do. The little ones don’t have any idea – we’re trying to keep it that way. It’s more and more possible now with the prevalence of video cameras and technology, iPhones and BlackBerrys. Kids are used to seeing their own images on screens. So when they see me on a screen, it kind of makes sense for them: ‘Yeah, he’s on that TV and I’m on this laptop.’”
Amanda Seyfried like we’ve never seen her before. At least I haven’t. And I’m not really sure I like it. I always think about her as a teenager because of the role she plays on Big Love…but at 24 years old I suppose it’s time she started to doing the men’s magazine circuit for the career boost.
Check out the pictures and interview highlights from Esquire magazine below.
Amanda on her diet: “”I’m on a raw-food diet,” she declares, raising her brows to make her eyes even bigger. “It’s intense. And sort of awful. Yesterday for lunch? Spinach. Just spinach. Spinach and some seeds.”
On getting her Australian shepherd puppy: “It’s so predictable. I just left him and I already want to run back and see him. Most of the time I just want to go home and throw the dog a stick. Can anything be more obvious than throwing a stick? I need to be needed. I understand that the need is never with the dog.”
On what kind of girl she is: “I would always tell somebody if they had sh-t on their face. Especially if it’s really feces. Well, I’m a BFF. I play a BFF. It’s what I do. I have an actual necklace from Jennifer’s Body that says BFF. That’s my role right there.”
On moving from Los Angeles to New York: “I sacrificed six years in L. A. I did my job out here. I made the contacts and did the work I had to do. But I came here at eighteen. I’m out of here at twenty-four, and I feel lucky it wasn’t longer.”
On photography: “I learned a long time ago that photographs are not theater. This is not acting. It’s pretending. I pretend I’m looking at a man who is looking right at me, a man who sees me as exceptionally clever and adventurous.”
Showing off her fabulous physique, Kelly Landry was spotted romping around the sandy beaches in Miami, Florida on Saturday afternoon (March 13).
Clad in a skimpy bikini, the Aussie beauty was accompanied by a camera crew as she filmed scenes for her travel show called "Getaway".
Spending time out on the west coast, Jenni ''JWoww'' Farley showed off her fit and fine figure while partying it up at The Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, California on Saturday afternoon (March 13).
The "Jersey Shore" hottie strapped on a two-piece swimsuit as she attended Muscle Milk's Springbreakitdown.com pool party, during which she mingled with New Orleans Saints footballer Jammal Brown.
Ready for a relaxing weekend outing, the Kardashian gals were spotted stepping out of their Miami Beach hotel on Sunday afternoon (March 14).
With Kourtney pushing her young son Mason in a stroller as babydaddy Scott Disick and sister Khloe followed along, the group loaded into an awaiting car to head off to a polo match in Palm Beach.
Pushing forth with career endeavors, Brooklyn Decker has been reaping the benefits of having graced the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
Aside from her normal modeling gigs, the blonde beauty has scored two more jobs in the recent months including a small movie role and a big magazine cover shoot.
Showing their affection for one another, Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were spotted out on a dinner date in Hollywood on Saturday night (March 13).
Sharing a big smooch for paparazzi, the "Bachelor" couple strolled into the popular Katsuya restaurant for a tasty Japanese meal.
Confirming recent rumors, Whitney Port and Ben Nemtin of MTV's "The Buried Life" were spotted sharing a passionate kiss in Los Angeles on Friday morning (March 12).
With paparazzi capturing the romantic moment, the MTV reality starlet and her new beau enjoyed a steamy make-out session in Whitney's Porsche Cayenne.
Keeping busy as the weekend comes to an end, Halle Berry was spotted making a stop to grab a red Radio Flyer tricycle out of her garage for her little girl Nahla on Sunday (March 14).
Dressed in casual clothing, the "Catwoman" cutie made the trip as she readies for her little angel's 2nd birthday - which is on Tuesday, March 16th.
Recently returned to the States following a trip to Italy, Mischa Barton turned up at the Santa Monica Pier in Santa Monica, California on Sunday afternoon (March 14).
The former "OC" star looked darling while sporting a cute jewelry-adorned headband as she took part in the annual Make-A-Wish Foundation Fun Day.
Stepping out as the weekend winds down to an end, Kate Walsh was spotted dropping by a friend's house in Hollywood, California on Sunday (March 14).
The lovely actress showed off her toned legs in a short but elegant dress as she made the trip to partake in her gal pal's baby shower festivities.
Pairing up for a morning outing, Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas were spotted side-by-side in Los Angeles, California on Sunday (March 14).
The duo were joined by a gal pal, with Joe sporting a pair of slippers as the group headed into a local church for a spiritual service.
Making for quite the adorable duo, Alessandra Ambrosio took daughter Anja Louise to The New York Palace Hotel in New York City on Sunday afternoon (March 14).
The Victoria's Secret beauty and her 18-month-old angel posed for a few pictures as they checked out the "Princess and the Frog" DVD launch festivities.
Getting to know one another a little bit better as they gear up for their dancing duties, Cheryl Burke and Chad Ochocinco were spotted out in Miami on Sunday evening (March 14).
The professional dancer and her NFL footballer partner cruised around in Chad's orange sports car before stopping for a bite to eat at a local restaurant.
Continuing her search for Mr. Right, Emma Watson has reportedly called it quits with her boyfriend of two years, financier Jay Barrymore.
The 19-year-old Hermione Granger cutie is said to have decided that it was time for a change, as she's currently studying in the States at Brown University while her 28-year-old former flame has been living in London.
Having recently made the trip to Florida, Kim Kardashian was spotted out for dinner in Miami Beach on Sunday night (March 14).
The "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" cutie wore a green camo top with black tights and brown boots as she joined a female friend for a delicious meal at Prime 112.
But James also admits he didn’t really try too hard to convince either of them. And he only approached them to make the studio happy. “I don’t think they ever had a problem with the CG. Honestly, did I go out and try to woo them? No. I had my heart set on Sam. Maybe they sensed my lack of 100 percent commitment from me. Maybe it was the subject matter. This was a big Star Wars-type movie. They’re both serious actors’, said James.
So instead, as we all now know, the role went to Sam Worthington, who James admits, was always his first choice. When he got the role, Sam was living in his car while struggling to become an actor.
Lucky Sam is probably going to go on to become a huge movie star. Good for him.
Jason Wahler has a long history of trouble with the law. This time Wahler was arrested Thursday night in Mexico after he got into a fight in the Pink Kitty nightclub Cabo San Lucas.
Police in Mexico are saying they don’t have anyone name Jason Wahler in their jail, even though the video shows police loading him into the back of a pickup. In Mexico anything can happen once the police have you in their custody.
Eric Massa, the former New York democrat congressman, who appeared crazier than Glenn Beck during on interview with Glenn Beck, was the subject of a Saturday Night Live comedy skit called Really!?! with Seth and Jerry, featuring Jerry Seinfeld.
Massa has dug himself a big hole of un-believability when he said he felt a male staffer in inappropriate places during a "tickle fight" on his "50th birthday," but denies he’s a homosexual. We’ve heard that story so many times before.
Below is the now infamous crazy interview of Massa by Glenn Beck.
On a side note, democratic leadership blocked a request by republicans for an investigation into how the Massa conduct investigation was handled by democrats.
On Sunday David Beckham (34) ruptured his left Achilles tendon, which means his international career is over, and this could also mean the end of his Major League Soccer career.
Beckham had been training for 3 years for a chance to play a fourth World Cup, which is only 3 months away, to become the first English player to appear in four World Cups. Galaxy had allowed Beckham to play for AC Milan on loan when he was injured.
On Monday Beckham will fly to Turku, Finland for surgery, and he will not play for somewhere between five to eight months. After his repaired injury heals there is no guarantee he will even be able to play for Galaxy again.
Beckham does have his looks, and charm to fall back on. Perhaps his friend Tom Cruise could help Beckham start an acting career.
Stephy Tang (26), who is the former Chinese Hong Kong lead singer for a group called Cookies, is in the middle of a scandal after an intimate video tape leaked onto the Internet. Tang said the leaked tape was a made-up story:
“I just read some comments left by true fans left scratching their heads, and I could not figure out what happened. Did something happened? oh, it was another creative story from those busy body magazines!!!, but it actually those silly magazine story telling! But this time they went too far. My company is dealing with it now, don’t worry!”
Tang dated Edison Chen several years ago, and it was rumored that revealing pictures of her were included in Edison’s collection that leaked online in January of 2008. At that time Tang said if her pictures leaked they would be fake and her "company" would deal with it, just as she is saying now. At the time Gillian Chung had denied, then admitted pictures of her were real, and implied during the 2008 scandal that Tang may need to apologize later, as Chung did, for lying.
The video certainly looks like Tang. Click here to download the video.
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