November 18, 2010

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart: Just Married!!!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart just got married, readers! Didn't you hear?!?

Granted, this event took place on camera and in character, as Edward and Bella tie the knot in Breaking Dawn and the stars are currently in Brazil shooting wedding and honeymoon scenes... but those pesky details would get in the way of OK! misleading readers with the following cover story:

Not Just Married!

We'll save you the cover price of this tabloid: Rob and Kristen are not married; the truth about Kendra's pregnancy is that she is not pregnant; and Kate's kids got expelled because she's a terrible mother. You're welcome.

Speaking on the fake nuptials, an on-set source reveals:

“Rob and Kristen were in a world of their own, rehearsing and running the scene. They were so cute together, looking very much in love - when they were filming and when the cameras were off.”

Susan Boyle Bumps Taylor Swift from Top of Billboard Chart

Taylor Swift is reportedly holding on to a handsome man these days. And it's a good thing, too, because she's lost her grip on the top Billboard 200 ranking.

After spending two weeks at number-one with "Speak Now," Swift finds herself in second place today, due to the release of "The Gift," a holiday album from Susan Boyle. There really is no stopping this Scottish sensation.

Unexpected Legend

"Singing is the best job in the world, it really is fantastic. I'm just an ordinary woman who showed a bit of determination and this is what has happened. To have a second No.1 album is wonderful and something I never expected," the crooner said upon hearing the news.

Boyle's "The Gift" - which features such classics as "The First Noel" and "O Holy Night" - sold more than 317,600 copies in its first week.

Can it keep this momentum going? Insiders think so. Even with Rihanna's new album hitting stores yesterday, sources believe Boyle is poised to top the charts again next week. It's been a sincerely incredible ride for Susan.

OMG: Amber Portwood "Loses" Her Baby!

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has lost her baby.

So Life & Style wants us to believe, anyway. There's some truth to the celebrity gossip publication's cover story, but a lot of utter BS too, and not nearly as much drama as some of the inflammatory words below indicate ...

Amber Portwood Loses Her Baby!!!!

LOSING LEAH: Technically, Amber did. But it was voluntary.

While Amber recently lamented losing Leah, what the rag fails to mention here is that this is actually old news, could only be temporary and Portwood agreed to it.

Given the amount of media attention she gets, and while she searches for a new home where Leah will be safer, Amber allowed her ex to keep the child for now.

The police are investigating the melee between Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley that occurred on Teen Mom, but there was no "swooping in" to take away Leah.

As for the booze and pills? Unclear. Could go either way.

Eva Longoria-Tony Parker Divorce Imminent; Sexy Texts With Mistress Alleged in Report

Her rep was quick to deny it yesterday, but it looks like that was just a formality. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker will indeed split after three years, Us reports.

Multiple sources say the Desperate Housewives star found out that her husband was exchanging personal texts with a mutual female friend for nearly a year.

It's unclear who their mutual friend is or what the extent of Tony's relationship with her was, but we're talking "hundreds of texts" in just one week material.

Eva Longoria Betrayed!

BETRAYED BY TONY: Who was Parker's alleged other woman?

Earlier, sources said the actress planned to file for divorce soon as today, and we can now confirm Eva has already filed to end her marriage to Parker.

"Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal," says an insider, noting Tony confessed his behavior - which took place for nearly a year - after she confronted him.

"Once the trust was lost, the marriage was over. Eva truly thought she was going to grow old with Tony and have children with him. She’s inconsolable."

Nonetheless, a decision to end one of Hollywood’s most glamorous romances, which shocked us when divorce rumors surfaced yesterday, wasn't easy.

Parker reportedly "does not want to end the marriage," but according to Us, the damage is done, especially after Eva's confrontation with the girl.

Longoria’s rep had no comment; Parker’s rep could not be reached. If and when we learn more details, you'll know about them as soon as we do.

Matthew Morrison in Details: Shirtless, Honest

Regarding the former classification, we ask readers to simply feast their eyes on the photos below. As for the latter, read what he has to say about his past on Broadway:

"As a straight guy I had some room. There were the shared interests in singing and dancing, and I always find dancing with someone very evocative and sexual. I definitely hooked up with a lot of girls when I was a young guy. It was exciting. Very joyous and free.”

Hot Cover Pic

You won't find the man who plays Will Schuester dating anyone these days, though. He admits that "I’m not a good friend right now. I’m not a good boyfriend. It’s not that I’m selfish. I’m just focused.”

So are females around the world on the body of this actor. Sit back, click around the following pictures and try not to let the drool hit your keyboard...

Will Demi Lovato Be Home for Thanksgiving?

Will Demi Lovato be breaking corn bread with her family on Thanksgiving? The 18-year old hopes so, but any timetable for the singer's release from a Chicago area rehab facility will be based on her progress and nothing else.

She's "getting better," a source told E! News this week. "She doesn't want to be in the center for Thanksgiving and wants to go home."

Taking a Music Break

Until that day comes, insiders say Lovato will try to make herself feel at home. She plans to watch friend Miley Cyrus perform Sunday night at the American Music Awards.

Looking farther down the line, Lovato has recorded a few tracks for an upcoming album, but isn't likely to pick up where she left off any time soon.

"They're still committed to her," a source said. "No one is abandoning her. But she is holding off on her music for a bit... There are a lot of people who never heard of Demi Lovato before this and if she can get through this, she will come back stronger and bigger than ever."

And healthier, we all hope. That's the most important thing.

Brandy, Other Contestants Shocked Brandy Was Voted Off Dancing With the Stars

A frontrunner from day one, Brandy was stunned at her elimination from Dancing With the Stars last night. So was everyone else, including her competition.

The singer and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are the latest casualty of Bristol Palin's absurd run to the finals. When Brandy said "I'm in a lot of shock," she wasn't alone.

Said Jennifer Grey of her toughest adversary this fall, "Brandy's just been amazing. She's done such a beautiful job each week, she's such an amazing dancer."

Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy Picture

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Brandy deserved better after this week.

"I was shocked, but this show is so unpredictable," added Lacey Schwimmer, who earned the third finals spot along with her underrated partner Kyle Massey.

"We are going to miss Brandy so much because she's a great friend and such a big supporter. But we're happy for Bristol because she's great, too. So sweet!"

Brandy may be shocked, but she's saying all the right things ...

"I'm just so thankful to Maks," she said of her partner, with whom she reportedly sparred at times this season. "He taught me how to dance with confidence."

"I'm very blessed to have be a part of something so amazing, where I can rediscover who I am and prove that if I commit to something, I can be success."

Maks, whose lack of Palin love is no secret, shared it with Brandy: "I'm so very proud of Brandy. It's been amazing, and I really have a lot to thank her for."

The voters? That's another story. Talk about a slap in the face. Bristol's dancing has been about as convincing as her abstinence PSA with The Situation.

We can see her getting more votes than Kurt Warner or Rick Fox, or maybe even Audrina Patridge. But Brandy and Jen were the best two, hands down.

Crystal Bowersox is a Farmer's Daughter: Listen Now!

On December 14, Crystal Bowersox will release her debut album.

It will be titled "Farmer's Daughter" and include a total of 12 singles. Will you purchase the first CD from this American Idol finalist? Perhaps a listen to its title track will help you decide. Bowersox goes acoustic with it here:


Farmer's Daughter Performance

As for the complete song list...

1. "Ridin With The Radio" - Written by Bowersox. Background vocals by her husband, Brian Walker.
2. "For What It's Worth" - The cover of a Buffalo Springfield classic.
3. "Farmer's Daughter" - Written by Bowersox prior to her appearance on Idol.
4. "Holy Toledo" - Written by Bowersox.
5. "Lonely Won't Come Around" - Co-written by Bowersox, David Ryan Harris and Alexandra Tamposi.
6. "Hold On" - Written by former Kara DioGuardi and Nickelback's Chad Kroeger.
7. "On The Run" - Written by Bowersox.
8. "Kiss Ya" - Written by Bowersox.
9. "Speak Now" - Written by Bowersox.
10. "Mine All Mine" - Written by Bowersox
11. "Mason" - Co-written by Bowersox and Walker.
12. "Arlene" - Written by Bowersox.

Teen Wolf Trailer: Will You Watch?

Such is the thinking of MTV, as that network is actually turning the classic Michael J. Fox movie into a television series. To many, this might be considered sacrilegious, but to others, it's a no-brainer.

Just consider the success of the Twilight Saga, True Blood and The Vampire Diaries. MTV has not announced a premiere date for the drama, but the first season will consist of 12 episodes and star Tyler Posey as a recently-bitten high school student. Watch a trailer for Teen Wolf below:


Teen Wolf Trailer

What do you think? Will you give the show a shot?

Jasmine Waltz on Sex with David Arquette: Quick, Mediocre at Best

Once you get over the shock of anyone purposefully having sex with David Arquette, there's only been one surprising thing about this actor sleeping with this cocktail waitress:

That is took so long for the attention-loving Waltz to speak out about it. But that's no longer the case

The woman who has bedded Ryan Seacrest and Vinny Guadagnino tells the latest issue of Life & Style that she first met Arquette at Premiere nightclub on September 30.

David Arquette and Jasmine Waltz

The actor showed back up two nights later, took Jasmine to a house party where the pair got wasted, walked her to the Hollywood home in which he grew up and "mentioned that he hadn't slept with anyone since separating from Courteney."

What was it like for Waltz after she changed that?

"It wasn't bad sex, but it wasn't emotional," Waltz says. "It was quick and painless. Nothing exciting. When we were done, he just looked at me and said, 'This is the first time I've felt like a man in a very long time.'"

Awww, that's sweet!

Jasmine insists she made sure Arquette was truly separated before letting him inside her. She also says it happened more than once.

"I definitely got the impression that Courteney had made the decision to separate," Waltz added. "David did not seem like the one in control of the situation. Not at all."

Kate Middleton and Prince William Wedding Questions: Partially Answered!

Kate Middleton and Prince William will get married in 2011, and billions of people will watch the ceremony on television. That's about all we can verify when it comes to the future of this newly-engaged couple.

In a statement today, the Royal family simply said:

"Prince William and Miss Middleton have spent the morning in meetings with Household staff about the wedding. An announcement about venue and date will be made in due course after other Members of the Royal Family, Mr. and Mrs. Middleton and the Government have been consulted."

Royal Beauty

Among other wedding rumors/tidbits, we can report:

  • July 29 is a strong possibility as a wedding date because it would mark the 30th anniversary of Princess Diana's marriage to Prince Charles.
  • The pair will get married in London. This likely narrows down the venues to St. Paul's Cathedral or Westminster Abbey.
  • Prince Harry will serve as the best man.
  • What titles will Kate and William take? The rumored options come down to dukedoms of Clarence, Cambridge and Sussex. These are senior titles that would be "eminently suitable," according to an expert.

Got other questions on the upcoming marriage? THG will try to track down the answers.

Dina Lohan to Glee: Shame On You!

Glee took some hilarious shots at Lindsay Lohan last night, courtesy of Gwyneth Paltrow's substitute Spanish teacher character. Dina Lohan is far from pleased.

The episode, which you can read all about in our TV site's Glee review, didn't just ridicule the troubled star for no reason. "The Substitute" actually had a point.

Gwyneth's character later talked about how she tries to relate to the students, maintaining attention spans with the aid of these crazy antics ...

Gwyenth on GleeGlee Scene

That's tough math in any language!

Nevertheless, Lindsay Lohan's mom and siblings don't see the humor, calling it "shameful" how the rehabbing actress was mocked on the show last night.

Dina is reportedly saying "Shame on Gkee," and calling the show "tasteless." Then again, Lindsay reportedly feels the same way about Dina, so we'll call it even.

Tony Parker: Cheating on Eva Longoria With Teammate's Wife?!

Eva has officially filed to divorce him, and even though she's the one who filed the legal documents, sources say the Desperate Housewife is "devastated."

Seeking spousal support and citing "irreconcilable differences," Eva filed the papers in L.A. County Superior Court. Now here's where it really gets bad ...

Tony and Eva Longoria Parker

Her friend Mario Lopez of Extra says Longoria told him she found hundreds of text messages to the NBA star's phone from the wife of one of his teammates.

The woman's identity has not been revealed at this time, nor was the name of the San Antonio Spurs teammate. But that does narrow it down considerably.

Longoria also says that Tony Parker cheated on her earlier in their marriage and that he kept in touch with the woman on Facebook, according to Lopez.

Who could it be? Tim Duncan or Manu Ginobili maybe? While the latter's wife just had a baby (twins in fact), that didn't stop A-Rod or David Boreanaz.

It's not Richard Jefferson... he left his fiancee and might be gay. A dark horse? Gary Neal, who signed this summer and got married right before that.

Stay tuned, and share your theories below!

Gay Tea Party Group Defends Willow Palin, Claims Teen's Rant is NOT Homophobic

GOProud (dot) org states: "The slur used here is one you hear on the streets of West Hollywood or Chelsea every day of the week. Apparently, it's only a homophobic slur when it comes from the daughter of a conservative female leader."

"This is all about destroying Sarah Palin by any means necessary."

Willow Palin Image

What hilarious nonsense. You can brush it off as just a word, or defend her for being a kid who didn't mean it that way. Those are feasible arguments at least. But to say this is only a big deal because it's Willow Palin is laughable.

Any famous youngster or famous person's teenager, whatever their political leanings, would be called out for dropping the f-bomb on Facebook. Maybe it's wrong of the media to care so much what kids do, but it's a universal trend.

Isaiah Washington, Lil Wayne, Perez Hilton, Ronnie from Jersey Shore and many others would beg to differ there. Hurtful, low-class language will be called out as such. Not everything Palin-related is some conspiracy, good or bad.

Anyway, tell us if you agree: Is Willow Palin homophobic?

Erin Barry: Tony Parker Mistress Revealed!

Earlier, we reported the rumor that Tony Parker not only cheated on Eva Longoria, he cheated with a teammate's wife. We can now confirm it's true, and who it is:

Erin Barry, the wife of Brent Barry.

The father of the former San Antonio Spurs player, Rick Barry, confirmed the news to TMZ today and says he worries Brent will be "devastated" by the news.

Erin Barry Picture

Talk about sharing the ball ... or something.

Brent played with Parker from 2004-2008, and is in the middle of a divorce from Erin Barry. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are in the middle of one, too, as of earlier this afternoon, when the Desperate Housewives star filed the paperwork.

Rick Barry says "I feel horrible for my son. I'm in shock. I knew [Erin] was moving out of the house soon and SHE was the one that filed for divorce."

"This is the straw that broke the camel's back. [Brent] is going to be devastated. I can't even imagine going through this ... the divorce was hard enough."

We're guessing Eva Longoria knows the feeling.