The Bachelor Recap: Tenley and Vienna Survive

Jake Pavelka traveled to St. Lucia with his three remaining women on The Bachelor last night. Despite the best efforts of Gia Allemand and a last-ditch do-over request by Ali Fedotowsky, he narrowed the field to just two lucky ladies:

Tenley Molzahn and Vienna Girardi.

How did he arrive at this painstaking decision? As always, THG endured Jake's trials and tribulations on The Bachelor to recap the action in our point system:

The "shocking return" of Ali Fedotowsky was the hyped event this week. She lies in bed with promotional pics of Jake that Mike Fleiss gave her when he wrote this. Or she printed online because she's a stalker. Either way, Plus 30.

Back in San Francisco, Ali pretends to lament her decision.

Jake often calls Gia "deep." What does that even mean? Minus 6.

Jake says he'd return to St. Lucia on a honeymoon as it has "a lot of meaning." Hard to top the place where you slept with three girls in one week, it's true. Plus 5.

Gia: "When I look into Jake's eyes, I get lost." Jealous. Minus 3.

A Fantasy Suite card is delivered, they hop in the tub in the suite and Jake says "Gia has grabbed on to my heart so hard." He could not be more awkward. Plus 4.

Minus 8 because we really should have added "take a sip every time Tenley says 'my ex'" to our Bachelor drinking game. We could've been so trashed last night!

Jake says he can't wait to watch his first sunrise with Tenley Molzahn. Plus 6 because with these two, that probably actually is what they were thinking about.

In the span of about like minutes Jake refers to Vienna Girardi as light, fun, immature, and "nurturing." LOL wut. This is your future wife, Jake?! Minus 17.

Vienna Girardi mauls Jake Pavelka. No wonder she's in the finale.

After inhaling Jake's face aboard a pirate ship, Vienna busts out her finest Wal-Mart lingerie and closes the suite door. Plus 3, because at least she goes for broke.

Re: the fantasy suite concept: Do girls put out when he's "dating" two others? We're guessing definitely Vienna and maybe Gia. No bone zone for Tenley. Even.

Twist alert! Ali calls Jake (cameras just happened to be rolling) and says she'll "forever" regret her decision. Until she stars on The Bachelorette, that is. Plus 7.

Jake's absurd reasoning for not taking her back: he's so much closer to the other three girls since Ali left. Dude, this happened like yesterday afternoon. Minus 14.

A half hour of filler ended the episode, but Plus 4 for the over-dramatic, music-free cut to commercial while Ali cried. That's when you know it's emotional!

TOTAL: +11. SEASON: +12. Roses: Tenley, Vienna. Gone: Gia, Ali (again).

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Spotted Again: Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera

Looks like this rumored pair is definitely on ... or at least hanging out a lot as "just friends" as she frequently likes to say, coyly, of various love interests.

Singer Ryan Cabrera and The Hills star Audrina Patridge were seen cozying up at the opening of Delphine, a French bistro in the W Hotel in Hollywood.

Body language looks couple-like, does it not?

Do you think these two make an attractive pair?

This is the third recent sighting of Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera, and hopefully it won't be the last. We could do without that hair (you're not Pauly D man), but he's a gigantic step up (or several) from that douche Justin-Bobby.

We just hope he doesn't play "On the Way Down" in his car driving back to his place trying to drop a hint. Sorry, that was in poor taste and not even that good.

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Ronnie Magro: Homophobic Hothead

Ronnie Magro of Jersey Shore seems likable enough, as long as you don't run into him and start talking $h!t on a Jersey Shore boardwalk right after last call.

Dude unleashed a homophobic tirade during one of his many brawls last summer, spewing some absolutely revolting language during the violent altercation.

The footage, which has just now come to light, was shot minutes before Ronnie's first brawl on Jersey Shore. The meathead guido got arrested if you recall.

In the clip, Ronnie Magro and another bar patron can be seen talking trash to each other and then exchanging blows on the shore in front of their girlfriends.

But in the new never-before-seen footage (watch at TMZ), Ronnie can also be seen and heard calling his adversary a "f**king f**got" and a "f**king queer."

Stay classy, intelligent and off the juice, Ronnie.

Nice, Ron. To think we actually liked you too. Sammi must be so proud of you after all these incidents. John Mayer and this moron should grab a beer sometime.

Much like when Snooki got cold-cocked in the grill by that neanderthal Brad Ferro, the footage of Ronnie's gay slur use never aired on MTV for obvious reasons.

Says a source from the production company: "There were several gay staff members working on the show. Ronnie always respected them and everyone else."

Sure he did. Again, how is that word even in your vocabulary?

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden: Engaged!

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, who have been together for several years and are already the parents of two adorable children, are getting married.

Richie made the announcement Monday night on The Late Show. Madden followed it up with a confirmation Tweet: "Yep. i'm engaged. Very happy."

Sums it all up right there. He adds: "Yeah we've been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same."

A source tells Us Weekly of the pair: "Nicole and Joel are in the process of planning the wedding. She's very involved in every detail. She’s thrilled."

The couple is expected to marry (for real this time) in the summer.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden last year. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Richie and Madden started dating all the way back in December 2006 and have two children together: daughter Harlow, 2, and son Sparrow, five months.

"For us, we are going to do it because we want to," said Richie last year of tying the knot on her own time. "We're going to do it when the time's right."

Looks like that time is now.

These two have been a nice, relatively normal couple and cute family for so long, but it's great to see they are making it official. Congrats Nicole and Joel!

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Spencer: Heidi Montag Upset with Plastic Surgery

Heidi Montag is very upset, or at least was very upset initially, with her recent round of plastic surgery, her husband/pimp/publicist Spencer Pratt claims.

The Hills star famously had 10 plastic surgery operations in one day, and despite claims that she loves the results, Spencer says she was far from pleased.

"She came out of the hospital and the only thing she was saying was that the doctor better hide," Pratt said at Pure nightclub inside Caesars Palace.

"She wasn't happy," Spencer reiterated.

The aspiring pop star says she had "no idea" how painful all the ridiculous cosmetic procedures would be. Eh, you asked for it, now live with it, girl.

On a recent trip to a Sin City club, The Hills star Spencer Pratt poses with a low-rent Las Vegas stripper. Oh, wait, that's Heidi Montag! Didn't even recognize her!

"The worst pain was actually my ears. I didn't know that was the most painful process and feature," Heidi Montag recalled of having her face pulled back.

Gross.

Not that it deterred her from having further work done. Next up? Those boobs. For the third time. "I didn't get them as big as I originally wanted," she said.

Added Pratt, "She doesn't stop talking about it." Does it seem odd that Spencer Pratt is the voice of restraint and reason? He's not egging her on like usual.

So how did the couple spend a romantic Valentine's Day together? "My Valentine's present to Spencer is going shooting at the gun range," Montag said.

Follow this link for their (nauseating) Valentine's Day pictures.

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Rumored Couple Alert: Brody Jenner & Avril Lavigne!

Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner might not be a standard Hollywood coupe you might expect to materialize, but that's the rumor going around this week!

According to E! News, the singer/rocker and The Hills star/club goer have been seeing each other, quietly, over the course of the last couple of weeks.

"They're hooking up," an insider said, "but are keeping it low-key."

Not so low-key that they haven't been seen in public, however. The pair, who both became single recently, were first spotted at Koi on February 4.

According to a restaurant source, the "Sk8ter Boi" songstress and reality TV Casanova left together in the same car and continued on to club Voyeur.

Has Brody Jenner been clandestinely hollering at Avril Lavigne?

This wasn't a one-shot deal either. Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner were last seen out again on Thursday, back at Voyeur, where they partied all night.

"You can tell they're into each other and both like to have a good time," another source says of the rumored couple. "They really are cute together."

Brody just split from insane Playmate girlfriend Jayde Nicole late last year, while Lavigne filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley last October.

What do you think? Is Brody Jenner a good romantic match for Avril Lavigne and vice versa? Or can you not see them as a couple at all?

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Britney Spears Marks Head-Shaving Anniversary

We often mark celebrity birthdays with photo tributes to our favorite stars, but on this 16th day of February, we're commemorating something even more special.

Today is the 3rd anniversary of the day a rebellious, clinically depressed and by all accounts bat$h!t insane Britney Spears rolled into a salon and shaved her head.

That was pretty awesome.

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Marriage Can Wait, Fun Cannot, Says Kim Kardashian

The Super Bowl has come and gone, the New Orleans Saints defeated the Indianapolis Colts and, still, Kim Kardashian does not have a diamond on her finger.

A couple weeks ago, rumors had circulated that as soon as Reggie Bush won his championship ring, he'd follow up by placing a similar piece of jewelry - with a very different meaning - on his girlfriend's hand.

Alas, Kim is still single, but she sounds perfectly fine with that arrangement.

“I’ve been married before I was 19 and I want to take my time," she said in Las Vegas on Valentine's Day. "There are rumors like, ‘Kim is pressuring him,’ and there is none of that at all, I really want to take my time. We are young and we’re having fun."

That actually sounds... mature and grounded. Who are you, and what have you done with Kim Kardashian?!?

“We need to just support each other in every thing we do, so it’s just about spending time together,” she added.

The couple will have plenty of opportunities for that. Bush has an entire off-season ahead of him and, well, Kim doesn't do much aside from pose on red carpets. They can probably fit in some quality time in there somewhere.

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In Vogue: Emilie de Ravin and Robert Pattinson

"Rob and Emilie are gifted actors who really like each other. And the movie reveals them in a whole new way."

- Remember Me director, Allen Coulter

Such praise for Robert Pattinson and Emile de Ravin's performance in this upcoming relationship drama has Twilight Saga fans both excited and worried.

Excited because this is an opportunity to see Pattinson in a new, hot light; worried because on-set rumors hinted at a romance between Robert and Emile that went beyond the script.

We doubt that's true, though, because Pattinson hates vaginas. He also seems committed to Kristen Stewart.

But Rob and Emile are featured in the latest issue of Vogue.

The chemistry between the co-stars is clear, as Pattinson replied to a question about filming Remember Me with:

"It was the most ridiculous experience. You're trying to stay in character and you're trying to walk down the street, but all those people keep reminding you that you're not this character, you're..."

"A show pony," de Ravin interrupted, as the pair burst into laughter.

Robert will soon return to the vampire world in this summer's Eclipse, but will fans look at him the same way after they see him make out with someone not named Bella Swan? You tell us.

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Happy Birthday, Ice-T!

Ice-T turns 52 today, but fans need not worry about getting him a present.

The rapper-turned-actor's wife purchased a gift for him years ago: cartoon-sized breasts, as evidenced by the following photo of Ice and Coca...

Other birthdays boys include John McEnroe (51) and Kim Jong-il (69).

Check out our celebrity birthday calendar now to see when your favorite stars turn a year older. Then, send in your best wishes to today's honorees, with the exception of Kim Jong-il. That guy sucks.

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The Situation Keeping All Options Open

"It's not a question of whether we'll hook up, it's just a matter of when I decide." - Mike Sorrentino, a.k.a. The Situation, on housemate Sammi Giancola.

While the Jersey Shore star was overconfident about his prospects regarding the potential hookup described above, he does enjoy success with the girls.

But is Mike Sorrentino trying to find The One?

The Situation says that despite his playboy persona, he’s keeping romantic options open in homes that Mrs. Sorrentino will walk through the (club) door.

“I’m definitely looking,” he told People. “You’ve seen me looking.”

A better term might be creepin'.

The Situation is not afraid to reveal his deep, sensitive side.

Cocky and brash Jersey Shore quotes aside, Mike admits that he has a sensitive side, and while he’s playing the field right, he has high standards.

“The perfect woman could be anybody out there,” he said. “You just gotta keep an open mind, be yourself and you’ll find her. I just haven't yet.”

He is even single right now: “I wish I had a Valentine,” the Situation said. Guess he passed on drunk dialing Snooki nude. Probably for the best.

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Ali Fedotowsky "Shocked" By Jake Pavelka Rejection

fedotowsky made an emotional call to Jake Pavelka. Or at least held a phone to her ear and pretended to cry.

One week after she left The Bachelor for professional reasons, the 25-year-old made a passionate plea to return Monday. Jake reluctantly shot her down.

Ali explained that she couldn't sleep or focus on work, and that she made a huge mistake. She says she was "pretty shocked" Jake didn't want her back.

"One of the reasons it was OK for me to leave was because I thought if he really cares about me, then he is going to come and find me," Ali laments.

She tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview Tuesday that she thought he'd "fly to get me that would be amazing... I thought we had something great."

Chris Harrison feed you that line, Ali?

The face of rejection ... and possibly the next Bachelorette.

Following Gia Allemand's elimination on Monday's episode, Ali Fedotowsky is reluctant to predict the recipient of Jake Pavelka's final rose this season.

Although she's "really good friends" with Tenley Molzahn, she says she was "startled" by the connection Vienna and Jake have. It is rather startling.

"I didn't realize that was happening behind the scenes or when I wasn't around. They look like a good couple. I actually think it could be Vienna."

The Bachelor spoilers we've read favor Vienna Girardi as well. Yech.

As for rumors she might become The Bachelorette, Ali says: "That would be so nice. I would be so flattered. If [ABC] asked, that would be so great."

Wonder if she'd choose work over that gig. Somehow we doubt it. If you ask us, this was a clever ruse to orchestrate exactly such a starring role.

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Chynna Phillips Heads to Rehab, Attempts to Hold On

You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness (no, baby!). You got yourself into your own mess... Let your worries pass you by.

When Chynna Phillips sang these words in the 1990 classic "Hold On," who knew they would sort of apply to own situation two decades later?

As this former member of the all-female group Wilson Phillips checks herself into rehab this week, there's just one difference between these lyrics and her personal crisis: Chynna can pretty much blame half-sister of Mackenzie Phillips for all her issues.

Last September, Mackenzie told the world about her incestuous sexual relationship with her father. The ramifications of that announcement have led Chynna's manager to release the following statement:

"After much thoughtful deliberation Chynna Phillips has checked herself into an undisclosed treatment facility for anxiety. With the full support of her family and friends, she is looking forward to her recovery. We ask that people respect her and her family's privacy at this time."

Chynna released a new album in the fall of 2009. She's married to Baldwin brother Billy, who will soon appear on Gossip Girl in the role of Serena's father.

A friend says Chynna is not receiving help for drugs or alcohol, but for "a combination of things. She hasn’t been the same since the summer.”

We hope she gets better and we'd like to honor the singer by asking readers to check out her classic video below. It ought to serve as inspiration for Chynna as she struggles to overcome these demons.

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Who Would You Rather: MILF Edition!

Mary-Louise Parker and Julie Bowen don't simply star on two popular TV shows.

They also star in the hearts, minds and fantasies of men everywhere.

The former anchors Showtime's Weeds, a long-running series that has lost a bit of momentum in recent seasons, but that's through no fault of Parker's. The 45-year old actress is akin to a fine wine: she gets better with age.

Bowen, meanwhile, turns 40 next month. She's a key part of a Modern Family cast that cracks us up every Wednesday night on ABC.

Both these women are others and sex symbols, a rare combination in Hollywood. Compare them below and then cast your all-important vote...

Who would you rather...

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John Mayer: Douchebag, Aspiring Porn Writer

We know John Mayer is a douchebag. But he is a douchebag whose dream job is to write and direct porn. This was one of his least weird comments in the past week.

In his interview with Playboy, which has to go down as one of the dumbest in history, he talked about boning Jessica Simpson and dropped both racial and gay slurs.

Somewhere in there, he also said he dreamed of writing porn. If he ever fails to sell records, the adult entertainment purveyors at Vivid Entertainment are all for it.

"Dear John," the upstanding firm reached out. "We read about your interest in porn in your interview with Playboy magazine ... We learned how you make back up stories in your mind and that your 'biggest dream is to write pornography.'"

Douchebag singer turned douchebag porn director?

"We decided we'd like to talk to you about doing just that and possibly directing as well. We believe your incredible talent and passion, which have touched so many, can translate into a highly erotic adult film," their letter hilariously continued.

"Your intimate understanding of the dynamics of relationships would undoubtedly appeal to both men and women." So true. Who doesn't wanna nail John Mayer?

We think this is a career collaboration waiting to happen. All we can say is "Your Body Is a Wonderland" is a track pretty much made for the world of adult films.

Jessica Simpson might star in one before too long, too. How knows.

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THG on TV: More Than Just Bachelor Banging

Jake Pavelka scored with THREE different women last night, each one in love with the pilot and each willing to truly open up to him in the Chris Harrison-sponsored fantasy suite... if you know what we mean!

But The Bachelor wasn't the only show that aired a new episode, it was just the most poorly-scripted one. Below, our pals at TV Fanatic have reviewed a variety of other dramas. Click on each link to get caught up...

• Lux totally threw it down on Life Unexpected.
• A politician made his presence felt on Greek.
• There was a suicide and a possible murder admission on Damages.
• You'll never believe this, but the nuclear rods are still on the loose on 24!

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Blake Lively Nude in Playboy: Coming Soon?

The National Enquirer claims Gossip Girl star Blake Lively wants to drop her teenybopper image ... by dropping her pants and everything else for Playboy.

Please, National Enquirer. Let this be one of your Rielle Hunter or Rachel Uchitel scoops and not one of your erroneous reports about Brangelina's demise.

The mostly disreputable celebrity gossip rag says Blake won't be coming cheap - the actress is asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare all for the mag.

The 22-year-old started to consider posing nude after making the movie The Private Lives of Pippa Lee. She sort of had a creepy nude scene in that.

Is Playboy the next big career move for Blake?

Will this hot Gossip Girl star grace the pages of Playboy?

“Playboy had already been calling her. She figures a Playboy spread now will really give her career some heat," a source said, noting that her family is divided.

Blake’s family is divided over whether she should do the photo shoot if Playboy meets her price: “Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time, and she knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefited," the source said.

“But her dad is old-school. He says, ‘Over my dead body!’”

Blake’s reps deny that the starlet wants to pose naked, but the source insists it’s part of her plan to break away from her Gossip Girl image once and for all.

“She doesn’t want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers!” added the source. “This would distance her from tween fans and put her in the adult world.”

Our take? There's a greater chance last night's episode of The Bachelor was not staged than this actually happening. But teenage boys sure can dream.

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Will Betty White Host Saturday Night Live?

It's a golden age for one Golden Girl.

Over the past year, Betty White has co-starred in a hit movie (The Proposal); appeared in a Super Bowl commercial; and received a lifetime achievement from the Screen Actors Guild. The 88-year old is suddenly in a more sought after commodity than Megan Fox nude photos.

Nowhere is this more evident than on Facebook: Over 330,000 users have signed an online petition that aims to get White as a host of Saturday Night Live. What does the actress think of this movement?

"I don't even know where that came from," she told People. "That just came out of left field. It's ridiculous. I don't think Lorne Michaels even knows about it, so we won't worry about it."

The prospect of White as on the SNL stage raises two questions, the first being: Do you want this to happen?

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Tiger Woods' Move-in Attempt: Rejected By Elin!

Embattled golfer Tiger Woods wanted to move back in with his estranged wife, Elin Nordegren only to be denied by the Swedish stunner, according to reports.

“Tiger wants her to move back home with him but so far she has said no,” a source close to the situation said. “She’s not ready. She just doesn’t trust him.”

Funny how that works when you had 12 different mistresses. That we know of. The alleged Tiger Woods sex tape bandits aren't even included in that tally!

Elin has adjusted to life without Tiger, sources say.

She's fully content spending time with their two small children and displaying no sign of the stress that had been a constant before his affairs came to light.

The ball is in Elin Woods' court - and she's in no hurry.

Tiger recently returned from sex addiction rehab at Gentle Path in Hattiesburg, Miss. Elin Woods took part in his treatment, and called off her divorce lawyer.

The divorce lawyer was told weeks ago not to file papers while Elin is thinking things over. While doing so, it's hard not to think about a dozen waitresses.

As of right now, things are very much on the rocks as the couple has been living apart, and she has not committed to returning to married life with Tiger.

He's clearly doing what he can to try and salvage the marriage, no matter how terrible his position is. But can he? What do you think Elin Woods should do?

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The Allure of Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson was recently described as sexual napalm by John Mayer.

While she didn't address the truth of that statement in the new issue of Allure (unfortunately), she did reference the douchebag singer on one occasion.

"He didn't make me go brunette," she says of her past hair color. "John doesn't get the credit. He'd like to think so, but he doesn't deserve the credit."

Oh, SNAP!

Jessica Simpson is a globe-trotting beauty spy. Apparently.

Jessica says she isn't bitter at her exes, particularly Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, of whom she says, "I'm still a fan. I wear my gear, and I cheer Tony on."

Her career isn't what it once was, but her body still is. No one can take that away from Jessica. Or John for having kissed and told ... and told, and told.

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Kendra Wilkinson Offers Obvious Weight Loss Tips

No one on the planet would want to laugh like Kendra Wilkinson, but we can't blame many women for wanting a body like this former Playboy cover girl.

With that in mind, the busty blonde has offered up the following, top-secret weight loss tips to OK! Weekly. How could Kendra have supposedly lost 25 pounds in eight weeks, without "going overboard and cutting everything out?"

By taking these pieces of advice...

Eat Breakfast: It's the most important meal of the day! “I have strawberry or peach yogurt; cereal and fruit; or a smoothie, so I’m not hungry and I feel energized," she said.

Don't Weigh Yourself: “Chart your progress with how your clothes fit, not what the number on the scale says.”

Have a Goal: Kendra wants to possess the most famous backside in Hollywood (sorry, Kim Kardashian) and to wear a slinky Hervé Léger dress for husband Hank Baskett.

Snack Well: “I really like cold, raw vegetables, especially baby carrots," Wilkinson says, advising others to dip these in hummus or fat-free dressing for a healthy snack.

Ration Yourself: Kendra still eats pasta and rice because “it’s just all about portion sizes.” Try not to have more than one cup of a carb/meal.

Got it? Follow these rules, get a boob job, make enough money by pimping out your child on the cover of tabloids so that you don't need to hold down a real job... and you'll shed those pounds in no time!

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You Tell 'Em, Adam Lambert!

Yet another reason to heart Adam Lambert...

The singer stood up against cell phone abuse last night, actually stopping mid-song during a concert in New York City and telling an audience member (politely) to stop screaming into her phone.

Play the clip below and listen closely. You can hear a fan echo our feelings about Adam, near the end of his well-deserved interruption: Oh my God, I love him...

Hush!

This is an example of why it's way too early to compare Andrew Garcia to Adam, as Kara DioGuardi had the gall to do last week.

Lambert brings more than just a great voice to every show. He brings charisma, charm and an upfront attitude that is almost unheard of in Hollywood.

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Mischa Barton Just Wants to Get High, Man

The Beautiful Life? Hardly.

Mischa Barton, whose career has fallen on some hard times of late, was spotted driving erratically around town for hours yesterday, talking on her cell phone.

On one occasion, the actress, who was recently sued for unpaid rent by her NYC landlord, was seen making an obscene hand gesture to a fellow motorist.

Mischa then pulled over to smoke weed before heading into Joan's on Third for a late lunch with a mystery male friend (probably some D-list alt-rocker).

According to reports, she proceeded to drive her huge convertible straight into a red curb, resulting in her having to back out in the middle of the street.

Hey, a troubled star needs that release ...

Mischa Barton enjoys the sweet taste and smell of cheeba. In broad daylight. Maybe that's just a hand-rolled cigarette ... [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

After her DUI arrest in December 2007, Barton said she never wanted to do something so stupid again. With the exception of dressing like a hooker, she made good.

For about 26 months at least. Note to Mischa: Marijuana and/or tobacco do not count as essential vitamins and minerals. Eat. Sleep. Get healthy and you might see 30.

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Kim Kardashian Khristens New Kollection on NYC Katwalk

Finally proving to the world that she's more than a willing sex tape participant and arm candy for Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian walked the catwalk today during New York Fashion Week.

The socialite showed off the clothing line she and her sisters have teamed up with Bebe to create - and those in attendance, such as Jenni "JWoWW" Farley, Adrienne Bailon and members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast - were impressed.

"I thought it was absolutely amazing," Bailon, a family friend, told E! News. "I'm so proud of Kim. I think that they've done an amazing job, all the girls, and I love the fact that the clothing actually looks like what the girls would wear."

Also excited by what he saw? Fashion photographer and America's Next Top Model star Jay Manuel. He said:

"It's what I expected: something that women want to wear, sexy with an air of sophistication. I saw a little day, a little night. Sometimes I did see a little Khloé versus Kim, but what I saw was the different moods of the Kardashians."

We can't even think of anything snarky to say. Sure, we'd rather see Kim in nothing, but this hoodie/dress is actually sort of cool. Would you wear it?

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Rozlyn Papa Calls Out The Bachelor, Chris Harrison

Rozlyn Papa, who was kicked off The Bachelor for an alleged relationship with a crew member, will be back for The Women Tell All special - with a vengeance.

She returned to confront her accusers at the taping for the traditional pre-season finale Women Tell All special with a shocking accusation of her own this time.

“I wasn’t nice to Chris Harrison,” the model said of The Bachelor host-pimp, who banished her for a supposed "inappropriate relationship" with Ryan Callahan.

Of her non-relationship with Callahan, who was also canned, Rozlyn says “Everyone who knows me knows that it wasn’t true and it’s all kind of silly.”

Rozlyn Papa says she called out Harrison, who she says “does not do well handling actual confrontation... it wasn’t scripted, he does well with scripted."

Rozlyn Papa is calling out Chris Harrison's meddling ... and flirting.

After Chris told her that he was hurt because one of "our dear friends" was fired over her supposed relations with him, Rozlyn retorted, "It’s funny you say that."

"I talk to this producer, the fact that you are friends is news to him. He didn’t get a friendly vibe when you were hitting on his wife last year in New Zealand!”

Ouch.

According to Rozlyn, Chris reacted poorly to her accusations. “He did not stomach it very well. He tried to play it off at first but you could tell he was pissed.”

The 28-year-old vixen says her time on stage abruptly ended after she accused Harrison, who is married, of hitting on Ryan Callahan’s wife (who dumped him).

“As soon as Chris Harrison started getting angry they whisked me off stage,” she said. “They’re crafty, those people over at The Bachelor. I hope they air it.”

We wouldn't bet on it.

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Tila Tequila, Shawne Merriman Settle Lawsuits

Tila Tequila actually decided to avoid confrontation for once and end her legal war with her former boyfriend San Diego Chargers' linebacker Shawne Merriman.

The NFL star and the ... whatever the hell she is settled dueling lawsuits they filed against each other stemming from a heated altercation back in November.

The terms are confidential - also a first for Tila Tequila.

She may now resume more important matters, like Tweeting about fake pregnancies, fiancees, baby daddies, stalkers, suicide attempts, adoptions and miscarriages.

The one person Tila Tequila doesn't want attention from.

Tequila said the football player grabbed her, choked her, and threw her down during a fight at his house. He said he was trying to stop her from driving drunk.

After she was pissed at his invite to join a threesome he was currently having, of course. The police investigated Tila's claims but Merriman was not charged.

Not willing to accept defeat, Tila took it to civil court.

Tila filed a lawsuit against Shawne alleging assault, battery, false imprisonment and emotional distress ... in other words a pretty normal day for Tila Tequila.

Shawne then countersued Tila for intentional interference with a contract, claiming she torpedoed a business deal he had to produce T-shirts for Walmart.

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Sarah and Bristol Palin to Family Guy: You Suck!

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane now has something in common with Levi Johnston: both have been bitch slapped by the Palins.

On Sunday night, Fox aired an episode of this popular sitcom that featured a girl with Down Syndrome, who said at one point: "My mom’s the former governor of Alaska."

For a series known for crude and offensive humor, not much was actually made about the girl's state.

Stewie uttered the occasional rude line, but Stewie always utters the occasional rude line. It almost seemed as though MacFarlane inserted the Palin reference in there just to court controversy - and, of course, the self-absorbed "politician" snatched the bait.

Palin took to Facebook and said the joke was a “kick in the gut” because she it “mocked” her son, Trig, who has Down Syndrome. She then turned it over to her daughter because it's always healthy for an 18-year old to be in the center of a scandal.

Bristol wrote:

When you’re the son or daughter of a public figure, you have to develop thick skin. My siblings and I all have that, but insults directed at our youngest brother hurt too much for us to remain silent. People with special needs face challenges that many of us will never confront, and yet they are some of the kindest and most loving people you’ll ever meet.

Their lives are difficult enough as it is, so why would anyone want to make their lives more difficult by mocking them? As a culture, shouldn’t we be more compassionate to innocent people – especially those who are less fortunate? Shouldn’t we be willing to say that some things just are not funny?

Are there any limits to what some people will do or say in regards to my little brother or others in the special needs community? If the writers of a particularly pathetic cartoon show thought they were being clever in mocking my brother and my family yesterday, they failed.

All they proved is that they’re heartless jerks.

THG's reaction to this mess:

• There's absolutely no way Bristol Palin wrote that;
• It's wrong to make fun of someone with Down Syndrome;
• The show is an equal opportunity offender. Family Guy quotes take swipes at every race, religion and disability. Do they sometimes cross the line? Yes. We were appalled that the sitcom made multiples jokes about rape two weeks ago. But it's been on the air for eight seasons and there's clearly a market for its niche.
• Palin had no problem when Rush Limbaugh used the word "retard" multiple times last month because she deemed his rant against Democrats to be "satire." And Family Guy would be what, Sarah, Pulitzer Prize-worthy drama?
• If Palin were truly interested in anything but getting her name in the newspaper, she'd ignore this type of baiting. Her desperate need for PR is the only reason Levi Johnston is still around. If she'd ignored his taunts months ago, the world would have forgotten about him by now.
• No respectable political figure issues statements from her Facebook account.
• Examples such as this prove why Palin is closer to Tila Tequila than Hilary Clinton.

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