August 6, 2010
Sophie Turner Legs At Beach
Kim Kardashian's Boobs Come Out For A Night
Kim Kardashian had a night out on the town with her gals in tow. Those pups don't look like they're going anywhere fast anytime soon. I'm actually in pain looking at them because there's no way she's comfortable all stuffed in. But anywho, this is what Miles Austin is getting tap every time he sees her so be jealous boys
Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Broke and Living With Her
Jessica Simpson’s new boyfriend just might be a freeloader. According to the ex-wife of Eric Johnson..”he is just plain out of money. He was going to grad school because he didn’t know what else to do, and then he just dropped out.”
Keri Johnson even contacted Jess to warn her of his monetary problems. She apparently approached Simpson to be wary of her new guy’s motives because he’s so broke. But according to InTouch it was too little too late..he’s already moved in with Jessica.
An ex-49ers player, Eric was married to Keri for five years and has been out of work since 2008.
Queen Latifah and Girlfriend Come Out On A Yacht
Maybe it’s the news that Prop 8 was overturned this week or maybe she just got sick of hiding her relationship with girlfriend Jeanette Jennings…either way Queen Latifah let it all hang out this week.
Latifah, Jeanette, Alicia Keys and her new hubby all vacationed on a luxury
Leelee Sobieski has a Case of the Pokies
Leelee Sobieski was photographed today in the streets of New York where she resides with her family, while wearing a very unrevealing outfit, which still failed to cover her very erect nipples.
Wearing a full fledged bra and a very thick blue tank top did not deter Leelee Sobieski’s nipples from showing thru the fabric like little soldiers standing at attention. May be she should just give up and admit that her tits are too nice and her nipples too hard for her to keep on covering them. But you know how good girls are, always refusing to go topless.
I’m serious when I say that if Leelee Sobieski would start showing some skin (namely her tits), her career would go a lot further and her fans would love her a lot more!
Jillian Michaels Sued for Dangerous Diet Product
Possibly, according to a new lawsuit filed against the celebrity trainer.
A woman referred to as "R.D." in documents has filed a class action lawsuit in Los Angeles County Superior Court that claims Jillian's Triple Process Total Body Detox & Cleanse diet supplement contains a "potentially lethal combination of toxic ingredients. Also, it "might kill you."
Hmmm... can we feed it to Mel Gibson?
Among the ingredients the lawsuit singles out, as first reported by TMZ, are:
- Irish Moss Powder because it "causes gastrointestinal ulcers" and is "so toxic that it is the gel commonly applied to aircraft wings to dissolve ice."
- Bearberry, which is "known to cause nausea and vomiting."
- Yarrow, described as "a toxic lawn weed that causes dermatitis"
- Chinese Rhubarb, "a harsh laxative and dangerous diuretic that can cause sever dehydration and may cause irreversible liver damage"
R.D. is seeking $10 million for the conspiracy she alleges is behind the attempt to hide these products from the consumer. This is the fourth time Jillian has been sued for potentially toxic supplement ingredients.
Please just take our advice, people: if you wish to lose weight, eat in moderation and exercise. That's really the only healthy way to do it.
The Incarceration of Lindsay Lohan: A Reenactment
As with their interpretation of Tiger and Elin Woods' fight last December, Taiwanese News Channel's take on the incarceration of Lindsay takes some (hilarious) creative liberties. Michael Lohan was not next to her in court, for example.
Michael makes two cameos in this dramatization for some reason, throwing a shoe at Kate Major in the other. Meanwhile, TNC's vision of Lindsay's life in jail - prison yard fights, dropping the soap in the shower - is LOL material.
Check it out below ...
Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail: Animated Version
Miley Cyrus: I Want to Be a Role Model
No, we aren't referring to the time in her life when she wore pants and didn't look ridiculous each time she took the stage.
Instead, we're paraphrasing the singer herself in a recent interview with The Montreal Gazette. Cyrus spoke to the newspaper and explained her decision to end Hannah Montana after this season:
"You don't want it to grow up too much, where the younger audience feel they can't watch the show anymore. But also, [don't] go backwards and make it so young that you lose the older fans that you have. It's just kind of come to a point where there's not much more we could do with [the show]."
Miley is focusing on her career as an adult actress, a transformation she understands isn't easy to take for many fans.
"I want to be a role model and have people look up to me, but this also doesn't mean that I am not going to live the way that I want to live," she said. "I'm going to grow up at some point, and I've been always honest about that."
Just so you know, Miles, wearing skimpy clothing on stage and pretending to make out with female dancers is NOT the sign of a grown-up. These are the actions of an immature child desperate for attention.
Angelina Jolie: Blackballed By Her Own Family!
and how she makes a point of spending time with the kids.
She even says she makes them bacon and eggs "every morning." But is this just a front for a conniving woman who's been ostracized by her own brood?
We doubt it, but why let truth stand in the way, right In Touch?
First it was the drug photos. Then Jennifer Aniston stealing Brad Pitt back. Now, the gossip magazine alleges, it's "secret flings" driving Brangelina apart.
Apparently, Leonardo DiCaprio was involved in one with her. Amazing how often she supposedly gets around for a woman whose every move is chronicled.
Angelina's children, this rag claims, like the nanny more than her!
Recently, at the Claremont Hotel in Oakland - where their dad is currently filming Moneyball - the kids seemed more interested in the nanny's company.
“At one point, Maddox and Pax got into a brotherly spat over the ketchup,” a witness says. “The nanny firmly said, ‘Mad, let Paxie have some ketchup.’"
"Maddox said, ‘Mom, do I have to?’ and Pax was whining, ‘Mom, make him give me some.’” That's right, the boys repeatedly called their nanny “mom.”
Shocking, scandalous stuff ... and proof that Angelina is being blackballed by her own family due to her conduct and status as an awful human being.
“Angelina is gone so much working or in meetings that the kids do spend most of their time during the day with the nannies,” a so-called friend claims.
“Publicly, [Jolie] would not like the help to be seen, but kids are so attached to them, they are like family - whether Angelina wants to believe it or not.”
Lily Allen and Sam Cooper: Expecting!
The British singer confirmed the news that long-time boyfriend Sam Cooper knocked her up by releasing the following statement:
"It brings me great pleasure to tell you that Sam and I are expecting our first child. It goes without saying we are both absolutely delighted."
She then Tweeted the following, humorous photo:
Congrats to Lily Allen and Sam Cooper!
War Crimes Trial Interferes With Naomi Campbell's Busy Schedule
The British supermodel was a witness today at the war crimes tribunal of ex-Liberian president Charles Taylor in The Hague, Netherlands. She was there to detail how the ousted leader once sent her a gift of "dirty stones," or blood diamonds.
Campbell was called because she once received a gift of said stones from the dictator at a 1997 dinner on behalf of Nelson Mandela's Children's Fund.
"I did not want to be here," she told the prosecution. "I just want to get this over with and get on with my life, this is a big inconvenience for me."
Want some cheese with that whine, lady? We're just glad the fashionista's appearance came and went without phones thrown or drivers attacked.
The testimony of Campbell, one of the world's highest paid models, is considered vital to proving Taylor, in return for the diamonds, offered weapons training to neighboring Sierra Leone rebels, who subsequently slaughtered many civilians.
Naomi Campbell Testifies
Ashley Greene: Her Hairy Situation
In the past, we've elicited your take on the actress' hair - up or down? - as well as her lips, pink or bare?
Now, we return to the former body part and take a closer look at Green's hairy situation. A certified hottie no matter what style she chooses, Ashley has been spotted out over the past year in the opposing lengths and colors seen below.
Which do you prefer?
Heidi Montag to Lauren Conrad: I Miss You!
The plastic princess, who was inexplicably booted off the show in its final season and recently filed for divorce from Spencer Pratt, is lost these days.
Her family and what few friends she has left can't get in touch with her, and she's been oddly absent from her beloved celebrity sites' photo galleries.
What's she been up to?
"Watching old Hills [episodes]," the 'Tag Tweeted at two of her former MTV co-stars. "I miss you @AudrinaPatridge and most of all @laurenconrad."
Neither Audrina Patridge nor Lauren Conrad responded to the Tweets.
LC & HEIDI: Many moons and plastic surgeries ago.
Former roommates and best friends, Heidi Montag and Conrad's relationship famously cooled thanks to controlling boyfriend-turned husband Pratt.
LC accused the gruesome twosome of leaking a rumor about a sex tape starring herself and Jason Wahler. When Heidi Montag attempted to mend fences with her, Conrad brushed her off, quipping, "I want to forgive you - and forget you."
Might they rekindle their friendship now that he's out of the picture? We wouldn't count on it, but separating from King Spencer can only help the cause.
Citing irreconcilable differences, Montag filed for divorce from the mountain man in Santa Monica, Calif. Spencer Pratt didn't seem too sad, saying:
"Well, some say if you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen. Heidi couldn't handle King Spencer's fame so she got out of the marriage."
Michaele Salahi Mistreated by The View, Attorney Whines
Earlier reports claimed that this Real Housewives of Washington D.C. cast member had accused the host of making such a violent gesture, but attorney Lisa Bloom tells EW.com her client never made the allegation.
However, Bloom is outraged over the disrespectful way in which she says Salahi was treated during her appearance on the talk show, which included numerous references to her "crashing" the White House and a bizarre cameo by Goldberg, who grabbed Michaele's arm (saying "Excuse me, would you get back to the White House, please?") and then rushed off stage.
You can watch the six-minute segment and then take in what Bloom said about it in a statement below:
Michaele Salahi on The View
"It’s not appropriate for another host to come up from behind her and ask her, the guest, to change the subject. If Whoopi didn’t like the way the interview was going, she should have told Sherri or Joy or one of the producers," Bloom said, adding that Goldberg cursed her client out in the dressing room backstage.
Bloom then defended Salahi's White House incident in general:
"She was never charged with a crime. The U.S. attorney in Washington D.C. released a statement saying they’ve never committed a crime and have never been charged. But I guess the people at The View feel otherwise. Without reviewing any of the evidence, they’ve decided that they are going to smear her. It’s unprofessional."
Bloom and Salahi can cry themselves a river over this treatment, but The Real Housewives of Washington D.C. premieres tonight on Bravo - and they should send Goldberg a bouquet of flowers after the inevitably strong ratings come in.
Emma Watson With Short Hair: Fab or Fail?
“Dear all,” the 20-year-old British actress wrote. “Cut my hair off a few days ago ... It feels incredible. I love it. I’ve wanted to do this for years and years."
"It’s the most liberating thing ever. Hope you like. Big love from Emma x.”
Liberating it may be, but does it look good? You tell us. Do you like Emma's new hairstyle? We think it's kinda cute, but it's a drastic shift from the norm.
Vote in our survey below ...
What's your take on Emma Watson's new haircut?
Love the Way You Lie: The Official Music Video
Rihanna and Eminem already own the number-one song in the land. Now this power duo has come out with a hit video for the single "Love the Way You Lie."
And it stars Megan Fox! What else could you ask for? Watch below and then read Rihanna's take on the tune:
Love the Way You Lie
The song deals with domestic violence, something Rihanna says she and Eminem "have both experienced... on different sides."
She's referring, of course, to Eminem's problems with his ex-wife and her relationship with that monster Chris Brown. Adds the beautiful star:
“It just was authentic. It was real. It was believable for us to do a record like that, but it was also something that needed to be done, and the way he did it was so clever. He pretty much just broke down the cycle of domestic violence, and it’s something that a lot people don’t have a lot of insight on."
What do you think of the video?
Jersey Shore Recap: It's T-Shirt Time!
While Ronnie pretended not to remember what he did the night before, Sammi gave him the cold shoulder ... until she came around for the 293rd time.
Also heavily featured in this week's episode? Angelina Pivarnick. Like Sammi and Ronnie, she really needs an intervention, or a just ticket home ASAP.
At a certain point it's just boring and annoying. Meltdowns are supposed to be fun to watch, right? Though we suppose JWoww may still throw down.
Anyway, here's The Hollywood Gossip's scientific plus-minus recap ...
Ronnie, on hooking up with land mines and grenades in the premiere: "Yo, I was doin' mad work tonight bro! Mad work!" Yo, you're a douche, bro! Minus 8.
Vinny says one of Ronnie's hookups plays tight end for the Giants. Plus 4.
Pauly D coins another gem: "Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!" Plus 7, because it's funny and true.
For a girl nicknamed Sweetheart, Sammi really isn't that nice. Minus 16. We're just saying. These girls are all catty, but she's miserable and not even funny.
JWoww at the tranny store: "The sex shop is perfect. Perfect ... It's my scene. And when I get into my scene I get into my clothes." What clothes? Minus 6.
After buying a $395 pair of sunglasses, Snooki walks around blind, seeks pickles, ruins dinner, and does a half-ass job cleaning it up. Standard. Plus 9.
Delivery guy: What's the name? Mike: Situation. S-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n. Plus 5.
Snooki and JWoww confront Angelina about smack-talk pertaining to their friends/boyfriends. JWoww threatens violence many, many times. Plus 13.
Give it a rest, you guys. Seriously.
Pauly D's new boss is concerned about his hair. His response: "This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150 miles per hour on the highway on a street bike. Doesn't move. What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?" Amen. Plus 14.
The Situation introduces the shirt-before-the-shirt concept: "We have an abundance of wife beaters ... we wear before we go out. Then it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt." Plus 11.
At the club, The Situation gets bitten while making out with a panty-less drunk girl. Happens to the best of us on Thursday nights. Hang in there. Minus 4.
Pauly D hooks up with a girl who, according to Angelina, is married. She confronts him about this, apparently unaware that 1. She used to date a married guy herself, and 2. Pauly D obviously doesn't care, girl! Chill! Plus 7.
After professing her love to Pauly D (seriously), Ange proceeds to SLAP HIM. Minus 19 for being generally insane, and Minus 12 more for this being the most pathetic slap ever. Everyone hates you anyway ... put your back into it!
Plus 3 for next week's promo. After this week, it should be hilariously awkward.
TOTAL: +8. SEASON: +34. Follow this link for the night's Jersey Shore quotes!
Whoopi Goldberg Makes No Apologies for Treatment of Michaele Salahi
This fact is not in dispute. Both sides acknowledge the confrontation. But there are a couple differences:
- Salahi's lawyer says her client was completely mistreated on the talk show, outlining her complaints and explaining what happened in a statement you can read HERE.
- Goldberg, conversely, pretty much says Salahi deserved everything that came to her.
On yesterday's episode, Whoopi started the show by discussing the events and not backing down from her role in them:
"I went up to her and told her that she knew I didn't hit her, and yeah, you know, how I said it: choice words. I make no apology for my choice words... I mean they were so choice you could've cut 'em with a knife and eaten them."
Goldberg says she was set off when Salahi's husband pulled out his Blackberry and stared snapping photos of his wife's heated discussion with the comedian.
Michaele, meanwhile, went on The Today Show yesterday and described how Whoopi "berated" her. Again, this isn't something Goldberg denies. She almost seems to take pride in it.
Rachel Uchitel: Shot Down By Jake Pavelka!
Rachel Uchitel, the professional adulteress whose affair helped wreck Tiger Woods' home and nearly did the same to David Boreanaz, is back on the prowl.
Sadly, it looks like she struck out - with Jake Pavelka!
According to an inside source, Uchitel, who met Jake while he was on Dancing With the Stars and she was working as a correspondent for Extra, sent one of Pavelka’s closest friends an email asking to be set up with the newly-single ex-pilot.
Jake said thanks ... but no thanks.
Rachel Uchitel wanted a ride on the wings of love. Not to be.
The Bachelor star just parted ways with Vienna
Allegations of infidelity, lies, doubts about Jake’s sexual orientation (he says he's not gay) and an explosive interview on The Bachelorette made for a memorably ugly split. No wonder he's not looking to date again just yet.
Still picking up the pieces after the Vienna debacle, the Dallas native wasn't interested in the Celebrity Rehab 4 alum’s advances: “Jake thinks she’s probably a ‘nice girl’ but isn’t looking to date anytime soon,” the source said.
A nice girl? Are we talking about the same Rachel Uchitel?
Happy Birthday, Marisa Miller!
Because Victoria's Secret model Marisa Miller rarely hears compliments, we encourage readers to send in their best wishes to this bombshell now.
This California native is an ambassador for the American Cancer Society, her second most impressive accomplishment after posing for what many consider to be the hottest photograph ever taken of a human being. Check it out NOW.
In case that doesn't satisfy your Marisa Miller needs, feast your eyes on the following montage of the birthday gal...
Yes, Robert Pattinson Can Also Sing
And give entertaining interviews.
And look handsome.
And glisten in the sunlight.
But this A-lister isn't satisfied with just those talents, as he also possesses a beautiful voice. It was on display during an episode of Songs from a Room, a London-based series that surprises people by having celebrities show up and sing. Watch Robert do just that below.
Can you top this, Taylor Lautner?!?
R. Patt Singing