March 10, 2010

Rachel Bilson Is A Slob!

Here’s poor little Rachel Bilson walking the streets the other day like a sad little puppy in homeless man’s sweater. Cheer up princess, I know you’re still seeing that douche from Star Wars and well, those other Star Wars, but things will get better. If you need someone to talk to or you want someone to come over and rub your feet, I’m your man. Of course when I say feet I mean boobs, but it’s the thought that counts. Call me.

Whitney Port’s Sexy Faces In A Little Skirt




Here’s Whitney Port making sexy faces in Miami the other day wearing a sweet little summer skirt. I know, who gives a crap right? Well, I do and I make the rules around here so tough luck. Besides, the girl is pretty hot and she’s got those great long legs that would look incredible wrapped around my head. I don’t mean that in a sexual way, I just think that they would be nice and warm on my skin like a really sexy scarf. What?


Alessandra Ambrosio Stretches her Butt

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Alessandra Ambrosio is currently in the Caribbean island of St. Barts being photographed for the new and upcoming Victoria’s Secrets bikini catalog. Obviously she’s been at the beach all these past days wearing lots and lots of bikinis. The best part though (if anything can be better than seeing Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini), is that she’s a little tired of all the clothes changing and such, so yesterday she did some stretching in the middle of her work day. As a result, she ended up with her ass in the air… thank goodness there was a camera around to capture this moment!

Speaking of “moments”, notice the crotch adjustment moment below, as she puts on the white bikini. Man, oh man! We gotta be grateful for less than optimal work conditions when it comes to supermodels!


Lindsay Lohan Suing for 100 Million Bucks

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I’m usually one to defend Lindsay Lohan against attacks from most other blog writers. Mostly because she’s hot and has big natural tits that she loves to show; but no matter how selfish my reasons, the fact is that I do defend her. Except for today, when she seems to have lost her marbles. LiLo announced this morning that she is suing E-Trade over a TV commercial where babies “talk” to each other and one of them mentions the name Lindsay and calls her a milk-o-holic. The $100 million lawsuit claims that the use of the name Lindsay implies it’s about LiLo and the term “milk-o-holic” refers to her past struggles with alcohol.

Regarding the lawsuit, Lohan’s rep issued this statement:

They used the name Lindsay. They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan.


Video – “Iron Man 2″ Trailer

I haven’t even seen the first one yet…and I HEART Robert Downey, Jr.


Video: See Kendra Wilkinson’s Post Baby Stretch Marks

On the second season premiere of her E! show Kendra, new mom Kendra Wilkinson complains that she doesn’t look “sexy” three months after welcoming son Hank Baskett IV. She even lifts up the top to her sauna suit and flashes her post-baby belly.

In her defense..I suppose it is hard to go from Playboy bunny body to 3 months post-baby blubber belly. But it’s just so hilarious to see her pouting and complaining because she hasn’t been able to pull of the Hollywood ‘three week baby bounce back’.

The second season of Kendra premieres on E! March 14 at 10 p.m. (ET).

“Spartacus” Star Andy Whitfield Has Cancer

Damn. I haven’t even started watching this show yet. I keep seeing the teasers and it looks hot. Really hot. But The Real Housewives of New York just started and I’m so deep into Kell on Earth that I feel like I’m have an anxiety attack along with Stephanie Skinner. Not to mention I’m two weeks behind on Project Runway. Now I feel really obligated to add this show to my DVR list.

Spartacus: Blood and Sand star Andy Whitfield has been diagnosed with treatable Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma, according to Starz Entertainment. The actor, who plays the title character, is beginning treatment immediately in New Zealand. “I’m receiving excellent care, and am feeling strong, positive and determined with an army of support behind me,” Whitfield said in a release. Because of the actor’s treatment schedule, shooting on the second season of the Starz Original series will be postponed.

The one-year relative survival rate for non-Hodgkin’s lymphoma is 70 percent, and the five-year survival rate is 51 percent.

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Lady Gaga Does Cosmopolitan

Lady Gaga does not do “pretty”. So when she does a photo shoot for Cosmopolitan magazine we get something a little more something like Marilyn-Manson-lite-but-still-sexy.

Cosmo did a good job of cleaning her up. I have to admit that I’ve never seen someone look so good in granny-panties.

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“Eclipse” Teaser Trailer To Be Released Wednesday

I was hoping that the Eclipse trailer would leak before now, but at least Summit is throwing us some crumbs. It’s been confirmed that a ten-second teaser for Eclipse will come online tomorrow.

The latest news from Summit’s official @Twilight feed is that it will be released Wednesday morning. No details were issued as to where or how the teaser will be released, but tomorrow morning the first look at The Twilight Saga: Eclipse will be released one way or the other!

The full trailer is set to be released with Remember Me in theaters on March 12.

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Sean Penn Pissed Off at Haiti Relief Efforts Critics

Sean Penn has every right to be pissed off at cynics who are criticizing his recent aid efforts to Haiti. After the earthquake Sean took eleven doctors to Haiti and helped establish a private Haitian relief organization. The key word to all the cynic critics here is “private”. He didn’t do it like that dumb ass Michael Lohan who bragged about going but is still waiting “until it is safer” to go. But the critics have such a ridiculous argument against Sean that it’s ridiculous. They say people like Sean complain about injustice to people only to return to their lavish lifestyles. WTF? What do you expect moron critics? If he worked his ass off to get where he is and lives a nice style, let him. At least he went and donated time and money, you didn’t. Weak argument.

When asked about this criticism a pissed off Sean said, “I guess I’ve been so away from it all– and our tent camp in Haiti that I haven’t had an awful lot of time to pay attention to them,” he says. “You know, do I hope that those people die screaming of rectal cancer? Yeah. You know, but I’m not going to spend a lot of energy on it.”

Sounds like these critics are just jealous haters.

The Queen Offers Jada Pinkett-Smith a Shoulder to Cry On

A good Queen is always there for her peeps. And Queen Latifah is no exception.

Jada Pinkett-Smith considers Queen Latifah a very good friend of hers. The two women attended a recent event called the “Power Award” at the third annual Essence Black Women in Hollywood luncheon. Jada was being honored and as she was receiving her award and making her speech she became chocked up over the recent death of her father who suffered a heart attack. “My father died last week, and I’m flying tomorrow to bury him,” said Jada. “But I wanted to come because when those types of losses happen a lot of things get illuminated and your priorities fall in line.”

Through teary eyes Jada also said, “When I think about Latifah I think about a woman who makes me feel loved. She can sit in the throne of my soul and just be there with me. She makes me laugh.” Soon Jada became too chocked up to even finish her speech and found herself standing by herself on stage with everyone’s eyes on her until her good friend Queen Latifah came up and just stood beside her. Jada continued by saying, “This is what I’m talking about. I don’t see her a lot, but she’s my girl.”
Sometimes being a good friend is just standing by showing support. Nice move Queen Latifah.

Sarah Palin to do a Reality Show?

Well we all know that reality television shows sink to low denominators in order to bring in some ratings, but this time the little respect we had for the reality show genre is about to be tested and may wind up going out the window if genius Sarah Palin does get her own reality show as is rumored.

Supposedly the high IQ ex-governor of Alaska has been meeting with Mark Burnett, famed reality television show producer, and talking to him about a “planet earth type” reality show she would like to star in. If this isn’t the biggest oxymoron, then we don’t know what is. Sarah Palin and planet earth? Isn’t this the genius hillbilly that shoots moose for fun?

And after meeting with Burnett, she also met with Fox and CBS. We just hope these network executives are just going through the motions of hearing her out and then allowing whatever she says to go out the other ear.

Elin to Move Back With Tiger Woods

It’s kind of amazing what money can do to principles. In the case of Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods principles seem to be flying out the window, and this time from Elin’s side.

After the entire world discovering that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife more than a dozen women, it seems, Elin had packed up her shiz and left the house. A seeming divorce was looming. Elin made moves that made us all think she was going to leave this philandering golfer and take half his belongings and half of all his cash. But could it be that money has motivated Elin to bring a stereotypical “stand by your man” attitude in her decision to move back in with Tiger? Sources are saying that Elin has had a change of mind and will be moving back in with Tiger. Of course, she’ll argue it’s for the children’s sake, but really Elin, have you no pride or sense of self worth? Being cheated on once and taking someone back, okay we buy it. Twice? Iit’s becoming a stretch. Being cheated on, Lord knows how many times, with more than a dozen women and then taking a man back screams stupidity or gold digging.

Have some pride Elin.

Lindsay Lohan Sues Etrade Over Baby Milk Aholic Ad

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Lindsay Lohan is suing Etrade for using her first name in a Super Bowl ad. Lohan filed a $100 million lawsuit against E*TRADE after they ran a baby milkaholic commercial last month during the Super Bowl, which her lawyer says violates Lohan’s rights by using her "name and characterization."

Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said although the ad doesn’t use the name Lohan, Lindsay is a house hold name:

"Do you know the name Oprah? Do you know the name Madonna? Same thing."

Really? Does Lindsay only bill herself as Lindsay? No. Lindsay always uses her last name as well. Besides, this is a humorous commercial, and as long as the ad is poking fun at someone, or something, they are within their legal right. Ever heard of Saturday Night Live? SNL doesn’t need to pay anyone to make fun of them. Lindsay wants free money, but I’m hoping she just ends up with more legal bills.

I found 3 trademarks for the name Lindsay filed by 3 different companies, and none filed by Lindsay Lohan. The only trademark filed by Lindsay Lohan is for her full name "Lindsay Lohan." Without the last name Lohan doesn’t appear to have a case.

Here’s something for Lohan to think about. Is it really so bad to be called a MILK-aholic, if they were talking about you? I would think milk addiction is better than alcohol addiction. Even if the ad was talking about Lohan, they could have used her first and last name, and still have been within the confines of the law.

I think this is another situation where Lindsay Lohan is chasing her tail again.

Kristin Chenoweth is Vein

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Kristin Chenoweth (41) showed off the prominent veins in her forehead in New York City last night.

In show business makeup and plastic surgery are used to give the illusion of perfection, but it’s hard to cover up bulging forehead veins. I’m not sure if I should be concerned that Chenoweth is too thin, or if I should try to look more at her chest so she doesn’t think I’m staring at her veins.


Michael Jackson Bodyguards Say He Liked Girls

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Michael Jackson bodyguards Mike Garcia, Bill Whitfield, and Javon Beard, who are writing a book, said Michael had some issues at the end of his life, but one thing was for sure, he liked girls and had two girlfriends.

The trio of bodyguards told this tale on Good Morning America, and their story about the girlfriends does not seem credible. With all the paparazzi constantly looking for anything to report about Michael, it is extremely hard to believe they would have missed something so obvious. Michael being a normal heterosexual would have been a big story, no wait, a huge story.

Anyone who speaks badly of Michael will have hell-to-pay, so these three bodyguards will write a book from an insider’s perspective, and say only good things about Michael, which will only cause more questions to be asked. People know instinctively that something wasn’t right with Micael.

Let’s take an objective look at Michael’s behavior with women. Michael wanted kids, but instead of having a long-term relationship with a woman and having children, Michael paid several women to be inseminated with someone else’s sperm, then took custody of the children. Michael was also never seen in the company of women who weren’t obviously just his friends. Does that sound like a normal heterosexual man?

Rozlyn Papa Intimate Video Tape Scandal Download and Pictures

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The alleged intimate video tape showing Rozlyn Papa with a big black guy is now online.

Papa is the Bachelor contestant that was kicked off for an affair. She has denied the existence of an intimate tape, but it sure does look like her. The woman in the video has the same eyes, nose, cheekbones, hair color, and the same part in her hair. Despite the resemblance, the girl in the video goes by the name Lucy Anne, and the video is from 2004.

Tron Legacy Movie Trailer

Disney released the movie video trailer for Tron Legacy, and it looks like it could be a blockbuster.

The movie will be shown in 3D, which is becoming the norm for blockbusters these days.

Tron Legacy hits theaters December 17, 2010.

Howard Stern Says Gabourey Sidibe Needs Help for Obesity

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Howard Stern said something that not even Oprah could be honest about, that Gabourey Sidibe (26), who played the obese girl in Precious, needs to lose weight.

At first I was like WOW, that’s so mean, but then I realized Howard is right. Oprah should have pulled the girl aside and say "You need help losing weight just like I did, and I’m going to help you, if you want my help," but Oprah did nothing.

I hope Sidibe has the opportunity to get some help to lose some of that weight, but from the look of her it is doubtful she is even thinking about a diet, especially with people like Oprah telling her she is just fine the way she is. If that was true Oprah would not still be dieting herself.

Howard probably went too far when he said Sidibe would not be able to find well-paying work because of her weight, but then again he could be right.

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Heidi Montag Makes Video About Her Plastic Surgery Credit Card Expenses

Heidi Montag can move her face enough to talk, so she teamed up with FunnyorDie to make fun of people who run up credit card charges to pay for their plastic surgery.

In Montag’s case, plastic surgery bills didn’t break her bank account, it was the $2 million cost of making her music album that only sold a few hundred copies.