Heidi Montag Upskirt

Heidi Montag is back with her husband Spencer Pratt. That means no divorce and what’s better, no tit reduction surgery, since it was Pratt’s idea in the first place for her to go to a triple Z tit size.

According to a source next to Heidi Montag, she cancelled the divorce papers because she missed Spencer and felt lonely and lost without him controlling her life. Let’s face it, he may be a douche bag, but he helped Heidi get to where she is right now, so in the long run he has been good to her. And good to us too; not only should we thank him for encouraging her to get massive implants, but now, in their second day officially back together, she was so happy and jumpy that she lifted her skirt so high that she gave us a great upskirt shot of her lace panties. So, thank you Spencer, thank you!

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Pamela Anderson Regrets Posing Naked

Pamela Anderson admitted today that she regrets having shown herself naked so much, since it has caught up with her family. During a Playboy party that took place yesterday in Bucharest, Pammy told Pro TV, a Romanian television channel:

My children are made fun of because I have posed naked. When you pose, you are not thinking that one day you will have children who will see it.

Pamela Anderson, who has two children, apparently didn’t realize until it was too late, that her kids would become teenagers at some point, and their friends would jerk off looking at her, and them laugh at them. Oh, the hypocrisy of society!

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Unusual Fashion Face-Off: Gisele vs. Tyra

How do you know when you've made it big as a model?

When you're referred to by only one name; and when you can turn an unusual look into a trend-setting item.

Both Gisele Bundchen and Tyra Banks fulfill these requirements, as they each attended French Vogue’s 90th Anniversary Party in Paris last night in unique face-wear. Will these masks soon become a must-have accessory for women around the world? It wouldn't shock us...

Who looks prettier in her mask?

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Spencer Pratt Releases Acclaimed Movie Trailer

Tower 69: Malibu Beach Patrol Featuring 3-D Boobs. A classic in the making.

That's the name of the movie Spencer Pratt was filming during his fake estrangement from Heidi Montag. Yes, we're serious, even if we can't believe he is.

In a very unofficial-looking trailer, Pratt presents his magnum opus, which appears to star his friend Cougar Zank and contains some environmental themes.

At least we think so. It's hard to say much of anything conclusively ...

Tower 69: Malibu Beach Patrol Featuring 3-D Boobs Trailer

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Britney Spears: Saved By Jayden James and Sean Preston; Possibly Getting Married!

Guess it was a slow news week.

We know Britney Spears was in the news a bunch, thanks to the Glee tribute episode in her honor, but this tabloid cover below pretty much recycled an old story.

The pop singer's "recovery" was pretty much in effect by mid-2008, following her 2007 meltdowns. Britney's conservatorship is still in effect. End of discussion.

Saved my her boys' love ... and lots of medication.

The subheadings are also old stories. Brit loves her kids. She and her dad are doing better. She and K-Fed are on good terms. She may get engaged to Jason Trawick at some point between now and the end of time. Stop the presses!

Then again, how can we complain. Toddlers don't get much cuter than lil' JJ there. Airbrushing or not, that is one sweet photograph of mother and son.

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Confirmed, Stupefying: A Paris Hilton/Brooke Mueller Reality Show

We can now replace the question marks in this headline: a Paris Hilton reality show, featuring Brooke Mueller, really is coming soon.

The Oxygen network has confirmed this astounding, ridiculous news in a statement that reads: "Paris has led a very public, jet-setting life. As she enters the next stage of her life, the provocative heiress and her life beyond what we see in the tabloids will become the focus [on the show]."

Wait, so Paris does things other than snort cocaine and get involved in hit-and-runs with her boyfriend? Writers are likely hard at work on scripts that prove this is the case.

Joining Hilton on the series will be her mother, photographer Jennifer Rovero, socialite Allison Melnick and, yes, Charlie Sheen's recently-abused wife. Or ex-wife. Or soon-to-be-ex-wife. It's unclear.

But this much is not: Mueller has a publicized history of drug abuse, along with two small children. Is signing on for a reality show with Paris Hilton really a step in the right direction?

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Erica Langston Sex Tape: On the Way?

In news almost as shocking as Heidi Montag only threatening to divorce Spencer Pratt for publicity's sake, a cast member on The Bad Girls Club has made a sex tape.

Refreshingly, though, Erica Langston isn't conjuring up some story about a video getting stolen or her rights being violated. Instead, she has come right out and confirmed to TMZ that she and her boyfriend (pictured here) did, indeed, get it on... threesome style!

That's right, Langston says she, this dude and another member of The Bad Girls Club made the tape while filming their show in Miami. She's all for it getting released to the public, as long as she can agree to a fair deal.

Somewhere, the chairman of Vivid Entertainment is scrambling to the nearest phone and preparing a press release that tells us why an Erica Langston sex tape will be the HOTTEST IN HISTORY.

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Brad Womack: I'm Gonna Find a Wife This Time!

Brad Womack is not playing around. This time he's in it to win it.

It being true love, marriage, and everlasting devotion to his wife.

The new/old star of The Bachelor says he's a different man than he was in 2007 when he nixed both DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft – and wants America to know it.

It was a moment that has haunted Brad Womack ever since.

On The Bachelor's 11th season finale, he let both women go because he just wasn't feeling it. Widespread fan outrage followed, though ratings only climbed since.

ABC's controversial decision to bring him back to star in the coming 15th season doesn't faze him. "I've changed," he tells People. "I'm ready to meet someone."

Brad Womack admits taking another crack at love on reality TV may seem risky, and admits he was a "commitment-phobe." But he wants you to give him a chance.

In the three years between the infamous finale and becoming The Bachelor star again, he underwent "intensive therapy" to help determine "where I went wrong."

While he says he would stand by his convictions and potentially choose no one again, Brad says he is approaching things differently now, making that less likely.

He went to therapy to see "how I could fix myself, how I could change things I need to change ... I want to come home to a beautiful family and provide for them."

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Reports of an American Idol Feud: Jennifer Lopez vs. Ryan Seacrest!

The new American Idol team has been together for about a half hour, and there's already a report of dissention on set.

A source tells the latest issue of In Touch Weekly that Jennifer Lopez and Ryan Seacrest are engaged in a power struggle over such pressing items as who gets which dressing room.

“Ryan was the one who first suggested Jennifer, but now he’s starting to regret it, because she’s acting like she’s a much bigger star than he is,” said the insider. “Ryan knows the diva behavior is likely to get worse before it gets better. Producers are trying to get them to make peace, but their egos are both pretty big.”

American Fight-ol: It's reportedly J. Lo. versus Ryan Seacrest!

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Lady Gaga's Hair Dress: Hot or Not?

Most guys don't like a woman's body to be covered in hair.

They might make an exception in this single case, though.

If you thought Lady Gaga's meat dress was her most outrageous fashion statement of the year ... you were probably right. But her new hair dress is a close second!

Lady Gaga's fashion is always hair-raising ... sometimes literally.

When she showed up at a New York club wearing nothing but a cape made of hair and a pair of fishnet tights, well, it made for great gossip. And Lady Gaga pictures.

Sometimes, "I feel just like any other insecure 24-year-old girl," she confessed to Rolling Stone. "Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk.'"

Indeed. Bless her for it. What do you think of Lady Gaga's hair dress?

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Brittani Senser Music Video: In Love with Levi!

While Bristol Palin is busy Dancing with the Stars, the father of her child is sizzling with the singer.

Indeed, Levi Johnston met Brittani Senser on the set of her video for the song "After Love." In it, the pair fall for each other... only for their relationship to be busted by her disapproving mother.

Hmmm... we wonder where they got the idea for that set-up? Brittani and Levi have since started dating in real life, with her actually referring to Johnston as a "great guy." Below, feast your eyes on a few still images from the video and marvel at the chemistry between the stars:

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Joey Fatone Pushes for NSYNC Episode of Glee

Following a disappointing episode dedicated to Britney Spears, let's hope the Glee producers stop taking suggestions from fans... and also from washed-up singers.

Joey Fatone told People this week that he'd love to see an installment of the Fox hit pay tribute to his former boy band, saying the show could go "so many ways" with songs from the NSYNC catalog.

"I saw the Britney Spears one and I thought it was kind of cool. I said, 'You know what? They should do an 'NSYNC one.' So I mentioned it on Twitter, and everyone is retweeting it and saying, 'That would be great!'"

Are they really, Joey? Fans might just be clamoring for the appearance of a specific former member of the group. Unless we're mistaken. Would you wanna see this boy band honored on the show?

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Coming Soon: A Snooki Dating Show

Snooki has made it clear what sort of man she's after: a nice, tan, gorilla juicehead nympho.

In the near future, we'll get to watch the Jersey Shore star select just such a caller, as sources say she's signed on to anchor her very own dating show!

"They are set to make the big announcement any day now," an insider told In Touch Weekly of the planned MTV series, which would feature cameos by JWoww and a few ex-boyfriends, the latter of whom would serve as consultants.

No premiere date has been announced, nor a title been given to the program. But allow THG to offer our assistance with the latter. Which of the following do you like best?

• A Shot at Love... and Then Like 15 Shots of Booze
• The Fatchelor
• Who Wants Syphilis?
• Fist Pump or Get Dumped

Chime in now with your best Snooki dating show titles!

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