January 31, 2010

Studio Slams Simon Monjack Claims, Lawsuit Threat

Warner Brothers was apparently far from pleased that Simon Monjack matter-of-factly accused them of killing his late wife, Brittany Murphy. Who'd have guessed.

The studio hit back at Con-jack's extraordinarily ridiculous claim that the studio's decision to fire Brittany Murphy directly resulted in her death December 20.

For one, a legal link between her death, however upsetting, and being fired from a movie set is pretty absurd. More importantly, they say she was never hired.

Kinda makes it hard to get fired, right?

"Any claim that Warner Bros. Pictures was somehow responsible for Brittany Murphy's tragic death is demonstrably false, reprehensible and defamatory," they said.

"Despite press reports to the contrary, Warner Bros. and Ms. Murphy never entered into any deal for Happy Feet 2, and thus, there was no contract to cancel."

Simon Monjack with Brittany Murphy

Simon Monjack wed Brittany Murphy in 2007.

While clearly upset about his wife's death and deserving of some leeway, Simon Monjack is not making it easy for himself to be seen as a sympathetic figure.

His history of seedy behavior aside, he has gone almost overboard with the PR since Murphy died, ostensibly to defend her, but also to cast blame on others.

Who knows what the sleaze has up his sleeve next.

Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip

Yes, this is actually a real story. Yes, this is a slow news day.

A source tells Us that Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting for her denim line in late January when she decided to lighten the mood by breaking wind.

According to this well-placed insider, "While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart.

"Her mother [Tina] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, 'Jessica!' The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say."

We're shocked by this. Jessica Simpson was in a business meeting?

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Lay off the spicy food, Jessica. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Amazing that this is really all that Jessica Simpson now makes news for: cutting ass in meetings, getting dumped for being too needy and posting Twitter pics like this.

Remember when she had an actual career? Yeah, neither do we.

Best Made-Up Rumor Ever: Angelina Jolie Cheated on Brad Pitt with Lady Gaga

It's like celebrity gossip magazines and websites are actively engaged in a bet over who can make up the most ridiculous Angelina Jolie gossip item this week.

With this latest rumor - that Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga were lovers - celebrity gossip has officially hit a new high. Or low, depending on your perspective.

According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent lie bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, that's precisely what happened.

Jolie, who is reportedly bisexual, Lady Gaga, a rumored hermaphrodite, had a secret rendezvous at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night, he says.

“Angie is obsessed with Lady Gaga,” a source said.

Aren't we all. That definitely confirms the affair!

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This supposed Lady Gaga tryst is not the first time Angelina Jolie has been accused of cheating on Brad Pitt. Heck, it's not even the first time this week!

Last week, In Touch spoke to Anna Kowalski, a housekeeper who worked at the Waldorf-Astoria in NYC, who claimed Angelina had sex with a dialect coach.

“The room was a disaster,” Anna said. “There were empty vodka bottles everywhere. The bed was covered with black rubber sheets ... there were sex toys on it.”

This was widely denied, but it was just the beginning.

Then two days ago, four different tabloids unleashed a deluge of reports claiming Brangelina was done for ... and Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are totally back on.

Jolie has previously spoken of her desire to have an open relationship. For whatever reason, Star, Life & Style and their ilk seem determined to tell us she's in one.

Ayla Brown Speaks on Sudden Fame, New Album Release Date

The domestic agenda of Barack Obama was not the only thing affected by the election of Scott Brown as a senator from Massachusetts.

The politician's daughter, Ayla Brown, has found herself back in the spotlight.

A season five semifinalist on American Idol, Ayla had pretty much faded into obscurity prior to her dad's shocking victory. She had planned to release a new album in April, but her label called the morning after Mr. Brown was elected and said it wanted to move up the release date of "Circles." To January 26!

Ayla Brown Picture

Fortunately, the CD was complete and Brown can look forward to greater sales than previously expected. She talked about the whirlwind of her career with Entertainment Weekly:

On her American Idol experience: It was positive. I was 17 at the time. I had only played basketball. Never sang in front of people, except for national anthems at local high school games. So being on stage with a live band was a first for me. Of course I was nervous. Of course there were times I felt I had no idea what I was doing. That was the fun part.

On her new album: This CD I’ve had much more of a part in, in terms of the thought process, the lyric writing, music, everything. It means that much more to me because of that.

On her dad's Idol prospects: Uh, I don’t think he would do well at all. I haven’t heard him sing in years. I would be very curious to see how that would go.

Will you purchase Ayla's album?

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Has a Crush

It looks like Maddox Jolie-Pitt has something in common with... millions of other penis-based human beings.

The eight-year old son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has developed feelings for Kim Kardashian, as he attended last week's New Orleans Saints game with his father and was more interested in shots of Kim on the big screen than he was in shots on Brett Favre by defensive ends.

It sounds like Maddox wants to defend Kim's end, if you know what sources mean!

Maddox Jolie-Pitt PictureSucking A Lot

That's not how I suck on lollipops, daddy...

“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider told OK! Weekly. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”

That's saying a lot for a guy that has likely seen Angelina Jolie in her underwear. It's also saying a lot of likely BS from a magazine that claims Pitt has reunited with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

Still, friends claim Kardashian is flattered by Maddox’s affection. This is just what the Saints don't need: a reason for Reggue Bush to be distracted in the week leading up to the Super Bowl.

Mysteries Linger in Brittany Murphy Case

The investigation into the death of Brittany Murphy has taken an unexpected turn as the L.A. County Coroner's Office tries to fill in key gaps in her medical history.

The actress, who died December 20 at the age of 32, was suffering from severe anemia and other conditions and was under a physician's care, according to TMZ.

The Coroner's Office received medical files from Murphy's doctor, but they show her last visit was months before her death. But someone else was treating her.

The pathologist assigned to the case has been told by Brittany Murphy's friends and family members that other doctors treated Murphy during her final months.

Officials believe these other doctors could help determine her medical condition leading up to her death, and shed light on what, if any, medications she was on.

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Brittany Murphy (1977-2009) with husband Simon Monjack.

The toxicology report is not completed, but when it is, the coroner will determine if the medications in Murphy's system were prescribed to her or someone else.

Investigators found numerous medications in Murphy's home after her death.

The mystery comes because those medications were prescribed to Murphy, her husband Simon Monjack, her mom Sharon, and "unidentified third party names."

Monjack has said, in several of his many interviews since Murphy's death, that the meds were his. But it doesn't appear to be case, at least not exclusively.

Dude's also suing Warner Brothers for wrongful her death. What a nut job.

In any case, the Coroner's Office is not expected to release the official cause of Brittany's death for weeks, with these various loose ends needing to be tied.

Jersey Shore Cast Officially Signed For Season 2

Get ready for a second season packed with house music, fist-pumping, trash bags, fighting with strangers on the boardwalk, and hilarious Jersey Shore quotes.

MTV's only newest hit show is coming back for Season 2!

The network, which had been engaged in some heated negotiations with the Jersey Shore cast, will run it back this summer with all the original stars on hand.

We can't wait for a new dose of DJ Pauly D, The Situation, Snooki, J-WOWW, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny, although it looks like they'll be in a different setting.

That's right, Seaside Heights lucked out. The gang will “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination,” MTV said in a Friday statement.

Warm weather locales, consider yourself forewarned.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

FIST-PUMP! All seven of these guidos and guidettes will be back on MTV.

MTV continued: “Our audience fell in love with Jersey Shore and its amazing cast who have really grown together as a family. That bond gives the show its heart."

"We’re thrilled to reunite these friends to bring fans what they love - laughs, love, drama and of course, GTL,” the network's president said in the announcement.

That would be gym, tanning and laundry - the daily routine of The Situation.

In case you didn't get your fix throughout December/January, MTV will broadcast the Jersey Bowl, a February 7 marathon of Season 1, on Super Bowl Sunday.

Kim Kardashian to Auktion Off Klothing for Haiti

She doesn't have the kind of star power as George Clooney, so Kim Kardashian can't exactly organize a telethon.

But the reality TV veteran can use her expertise to assist the victims of this month's earthquake in Haiti. No, she won't donate the proceeds of a new sex tape to the cause.

Instead, she'll put her connections in the fashion world to important use.

"We're doing huge eBay charity auctions," Kardashian told E! News "I have an eBay store called Kim's Closet. Me, Kourtney, Khloé, my mom, Reggie, and I think Lamar have all put up a whole bunch of auctions that launch next week, and it all goes to Haiti. It's our shoes and our clothes. Get cute clothes and help out Haiti."

We criticize Kim (A LOT) for her dangerous diet and self-serving agenda, but we have nothing but positive things to say about this course of action.

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Meanwhile, Kim's focus is also on the upcoming Super Bowl. Bush's team, the New Orleans Saints, will be taking on the Colts, for whom Kendra Wilkinson's husband Hank Baskett plays.

That's right, forget Drew Brees vs. Peyton Manning. This is a battle of E! stars!

"I haven't talked to Kendra, but we'll both be rooting our men on," said Kardashian. "I'd love to see her and say, 'Hi.' We'll be like rivaling, screaming at each other - screaming for our men."

Just like Kim did on her sex tape with Ray J.

Tila Tequila Calls Out The Game, Threatens Abortion

This just in:

The Game is NOT father of Tila Tequila's baby. Which makes sense. Seeing how that certified nut job isn't actually pregnant.

Yesterday, Tila Tweeted obvious hints that the rapper (whose real name Jayceon Taylor) was her imaginary baby's daddy. Last night, however, The Game posted a Twitter message - like only The Game can - which seemingly denied this accusation:

Just left TMZ settin the record straight, my gyrl aint like that Tila Tequila sh!t !

Case closed, right? HA! Wrong...

Da GameA Total Liar

Tila has perfected the strategy of making crap up, and then blogging about the subsequent fallout in order to stay in the news. Her Tweets in response to The Game's denial?

  • I CAN STILL ABORT MY BABY IF I WANT TO, SINCE GAME IS NOT GOING TO STEP IT UP & TAKE HIS RESPONSIBILITY, BUT I AM NOT GOING 2 KILL MY BABY!!
  • GAME IS THE MOST TALKED ABOUT HIP HOP ARTIST IN BLOGS TODAY! WHY? CUZ HE HAS GOOD MUSIC? NOPE! CUZ HE IS ASSOCIATED TO TILA TEQUILA! PUNK!
  • I will raise my baby just fine without him. Deadbeat Dad! Me & MY baby will be just fine. Im going to the Grammy Party now.
  • The doctors were saying "we're so sorry he's doing this 2 you. You don't deserve this but you're going to be just fine"
  • ppl say I lied about everything. HOW? The said I lied about being pregnant. GUESS WHAT? I AM PREGNANT! I TOLD U PEOPLE I NEVER LIE!

Oh... wait. Tila says she is pregnant? Nevermind. We take everything back in that case.

Jay Photoglou: Suing Gretchen Rossi for Slander

According to Jay Photoglou, Gretch Rossi is more than a Real Housewife of Orange County.

She's also a real, giant, big, fat liar, reads a lawsuit filed this week.

The litigation stems from Rossi and Photoglou's supposed relationship. The photographer says he and Rossi began dating in 2008 and that she told him she was acting as a caregiver to her terminally ill “ex-boyfriend friend, Jeff Beitzel.”

However, once Gretchen landed a spot on the Bravo series, she denied she was involved with Jay and played up her relationship with Betzel.

The lawsuit claims that Rossi was “intimately involved with Photoglou the entire time the show filmed Rossi’s first season” and is charging the spoiled non-housewife for damaging his reputation by calling him a liar, a drunk and a thief. It cites libel and slander and five other counts.

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This isn't the first time Gretchen has been involved in a scandal.

She's been caught posing nude online and she's planning a painful singing career. If Photoglou wins his lawsuit, perhaps he can put a gag order on Rossi's vocal chords. Forever.

January 29, 2010

Vienna Girardi From The Bachelor: Topless Model!


Everyone on The Bachelor hates Vienna Girardi.

We're starting to understand the reason (or two reasons) why the only one who's opinion matters, star Jake Pavelka, has taken a liking to her, however.

ABC's official "bio" for Vienna Girardi, who has quickly become the enemy of every other girl left on the series, lists her as a "marketing representative."

Looks like they conveniently left out some of her free-time pursuits ...

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Vienna Girardi sure can strategically wear a scarf, and clean up nice.

The above pic, unearthed by some site called Hollywood Life, is from a pinup calendar sent to over 2,500 clients and friends of C.O.D. Trees, Inc. of Oviedo, Fla., in 2009.

We have no idea what any of that means. What we do know is that it will surely fuel the fire for V's haters (as if rumors of her dating someone else weren't enough).

One wonders how Jake will feel when he finds out about this.

The Bachelor spoilers we've read project Vienna as one of the final girls standing. If that's true, we can see this (topless!) bomb being dropped on Jake soon enough.

You know Mike Fleiss is salivating over this ... possibly in more ways than one.

Linda Hogan to Pen Tell-All Biography, No One to Read It


Unlike the Oprah Winfrey autobiography we wrote about earlier today, the following book is actually going forward. To the chagrin of numerous trees that will be killed in its name.

In response to her ex-husband's recent memoir, which labeled her an “abusive alcoholic,” Linda Hogan is preparing a tell-all of her own.

It will focus on her turbulent relationship with Hulk Hogan; her son's 2007 car accident; and "how much better life is now that she is no longer married," her attorney, Ray Rafool, said.

Rafool also labeled the upcoming book as "uplifting," which we can only assume is a reference to where her skirt ends up every night in bed with 19-year old Charlie Hill.

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“She will include all the trials she endured during the marriage, Nick’s accident and the things she has accomplished,” Rafool told Fox News. “Linda wants people to know her – she understands what it is like to get a divorce, to be a mother with grown children and establish a career and move forward.”

That career? Bitter ex-reality star.

Rafool adds that Hulk Hogan probably won't like the book. If it includes more references to her daughter's boob job and banging habits, Brooke Hogan might not be a fan of it, either.

Jason Mesnick, Molly Malaney to Wed in Bachelor Special This March

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Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney, one of the most controversial (and successful) couples in the history of The Bachelor, are getting married in just over a month.

ABC will be televising it in a two-hour special.

The Bachelor: Jason and Molly's Wedding, will air Monday, March 8. We're fairly sure that's one week after the current season finale, which would make sense.

The big wedding special for Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney will also show the bride's dress fitting, planning for the day, bachelor/bachelorette parties, etc.

Past participants of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette will be on hand, which probably goes with the territory when Mike Fleiss gets to plan your nuptials.

Molly Malaney and Jason Mesnick Picture

The Bachelor's 0-13 marriage steak is about to come to an end! Well, technically not, as Molly Malaney didn't receive Jason Mesnick's final rose ... but close enough!

The Bachelor wedding is only the second such event in the franchise's 19 seasons.The Bachelorette star Trista Rehn married Ryan Sutter on TV in 2003.

Jason proposed to Molly Malaney in New Zealand, the site of the infamous March 2009 season finale where he initially chose Melissa Rycroft instead of her.

He soon broke up with Melissa and asked Molly for another chance on the After the Final Rose special. She said yes, and they got engaged in October.

Mesnick first became a franchise fixture as runner-up on DeAnna Pappas' edition ofThe Bachelorette. He then became The Bachelor's first single dad.

Jasmine Anema Passes Away

Jasmina Anema, who captured the hearts of President Obama, Rihanna and thousands of ordinary Americans, lost her courageous fight against leukemia today.

The little girl was just six years old.

"Today, January 27, at 10:55 p.m., Jasmina lost her fight against leukemia," her grief-stricken mother wrote to a sad group of supporters who that rallied around Jasmine's worldwide, public campaign to find bone-marrow donors.

President Barack Obama himself commented on the sand news, releasing a statement:

Rihanna and JasminaA Crush on Obama

Jasmina Anema was not lacking for celebrity support.

"It is with great sadness that Michelle and I extend our condolences on the passing of Jasmina Anema ... she showed tremendous bravery, and her ability to remain positive was an inspiration to me and to all those she touched."

Jasmina Anema's story gained publicity last year when Rihanna made a public plea for bone-marrow donors to come forward. As a result, Destiny's Child singer Michelle Williams, NBA star Paul Pierce and others joined the cause.

Jasmina received her transplant last year when a near-perfect match was found. But in September, her leukemia returned, though she always remained positive.

Rest in peace, Jasmina, and may your inspiring story give hope to others out there waging similar struggles, and to those who lend a hand to others in need.

Loredana Jolie: Tiger Woods is a Freak in Bed; Sex Addiction Rehab is a Lost Cause

Loredana Jolie says Tiger Woods' treatment for sex addiction might be a lost cause, because he was an animal in the sack and is just "not normal" overall.

Well, tell us how you really feel, Loredana Jolie!

One of the hotter and more scandalous Tiger Woods mistresses (she worked as a call girl) tells the N.Y. Post that the world's #1 golfer is a freak in bed.

So much so that sex rehab probably won't cure him.

"He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning," Jolie said. "He wasn't a healthy guy. He couldn't sleep and would stay up all night."

"I am not really sure rehab for sex addiction will help him."

The Sicilian-born stunner, who also goes by Loredana Ferriolo, is shopping a book about clients she "serviced" as an escort for madam Michelle Braun.

Loredana Jolie Ad

Tiger Woods mistress Loredana Jolie looks ravishing in a cosmetics ad she modeled. That was just her day job, though. She moonlighted as a high-priced call girl.

Loredana's rep, Teisha Dynell, told us, "There were many other celebrity clients, actors and businessmen from New York, California and around the world."

It's doubtful she "escorted" anyone more famous than Tiger freaking Woods, though. He supposedly hired her off and on for two years until about 2008.

Dude was into some kinky stuff too.

"Tiger's sexual fantasies were not normal," Loredana said.

"He likes role-playing, he likes to be the one control, the guy wearing a suit while girls are performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys. By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man."

Uhhhhhh...

"He'd have different girls all the time ... role play, fetishes, stuff like that. He would also ask me to text pictures of myself when we weren't together."

Braun, who first outed Loredana as one of Tiger's women, said: "The girls would tell me what went on with Tiger. He always asked for girls and liked threesomes. But I wouldn't be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved."

There you have it folks. Tiger Woods allegedly had sex romps with men present or somehow involved. Just when you thought you'd heard everything.

Supriya Harris Accuses Steven Jackson of Abuse


Steven Jackson hears a lot of boos as a member of the St. Louis Rams. If he did what he's accused of here, he'll think the abysmal 2009 season was nothing.

The running back is accused of beating up girlfriend Supriya Harris during an "argument" last March - while she was nine months pregnant with his child.

In a complaint filed with the Las Vegas Police Department, Harris says that Steven Jackson "became enraged and pushed me to the ground, repeatedly."

Harris claims her then-boyfriend, "forcibly grabbed my arm and flung me against the door. I was protect my stomach from the blows, I was 9 mos pregnant."

That's even more messed up than Harris' grammar.

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Did Steven Jackson ram Supriya Harris into a door?

Even worse, Supriya Harris claims Jackson "continued to shove me against the door until his nephew ... interceded and yelled, 'uncle, she has a baby, stop.'"

Harris claims she was "bleeding heavily" from wounds she received after she was smashed into a door handle and Jackson took her to a nearby hospital.

There, he instructed her to lie and tell doctors that she was injured from a fall in the shower. Ten days after the incident, Harris gave birth to their son.

According to the complaint, Harris claims she left Steven four months later after he threatened to beat her up again at a music festival in New Orleans.

Jackson and Harris have been arguing over child support payments, with Harris filing documents begging a judge to force Steven Jackson to pay up.

That case is still pending.

Kim Kardashian: I'm HOT, HOT, HOT!


You won't believe this, but Kim Kardashian recently posed for a few photos - in a bikini!

Due to the rarity of this occurrence, the professional celebrity felt a need to Tweet a handful of pictures from the shoot to her followers, accompanied by the humble words: "HOT HOT HOT! Not even retouched yet!"

She also refers to her swimsuits as "SUPER SEXY & EDGY!"

Do you agree? Or is the bathing suit not exactly what catches your attention in the images below...

Tantalizing Tweet

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Looks like those pastries Kim consumed on Monday played no factor on her body fat. She Tweeted earlier this week:

"OK I have a photo shoot in 2 days and it's not funny how many beignets I have eaten, this is not ok."

Sure it is, Kim. You'll just down some QuickTrim and crap them all out anyway.

Rihanna on Matt Kemp: I'm Single!


Rihanna and Matt Kemp have certainly been having a good time of late.

Just don't expect him to be there at Sunday's Grammys: "I'm going alone, as always!" she told Us. "Even when I was in a relationship, I always have gone alone."

She then added, "I'm still single, if that's what you really want to ask!"

Single? What about the trip to Dubai? Or all that frolicking Rihanna and Matt Kempdid in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico? Or the pic of them at the NBA game below?

"It was a blast!" she said, coyly, about all of the above.

Rihanna and Matt Kemp

If Rihanna and Matt Kemp aren't dating ... what are they?

As for the Grammys Sunday night, she said she is "excited" about being nominated for Best Rap/Song Collaboration with Jay-Z and Kanye West for "Run This Town."

"This was actually the first music we did since the last Grammys," she said. "It's exciting that it's nominated. We cannot wait. We hope we bring home the bacon."

Even if she doesn't, she'll enjoy this year's show more than last. Rihanna's appearance at the 2009 Grammy Awards was cancelled after Chris Brown ... you know.

Kemp yesterday denied rumors involving his own abusive past.

Nick Jonas is the (V)MAN!

As the latest cover boy for VMAN magazine, there is no doubt: Nick Jonas is THE man!

The young singer poses in a variety of ways, most of them in a retro style, all of them H-A-W-T!

Nick, who is touring with his new group, will eventually reunite with his brothers on stage.

For now, when asked about modeling, he says: “I just prefer to make people happy with my music.” Will he settle for both? Ogle this Jonas sibling below:

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Noah Cyrus Launches Children's Lingerie Line

We wish we were making this up:

Noah Cyrus and a friend are the main (extremely young) faces of a new clothing line... of children's lingerie!

It's called "Ooh! La, La Couture" and it's pretty much a collection of French Maid outfits. To wit:

Children

This isn't the first time 10-year old Noah has been involved in an age inappropriate activity:

She wore this outfit during a red carpet appearance last year; and more recently sung about getting crunked and brushing her tetth with Jack Daniels.

Watch a video of Noah and Miley Cyrus, with the former shilling for her clothing line, below.

Samantha Harris: Leaving Dancing with the Stars


Samantha Harris is exiting the ballroom.

The Dancing With the Stars co-host has announced her resignation from the show. She won't return for the its tenth season, which kicks off on March 22.

“[Dancing with the Stars] could not have been more of a dream job,” she said. “I loved every single second of it and I’ve made lifelong friends at the show.”

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So, why is she leaving? Harris majored in journalism at Northwestern University (go Wildcats!) and wants to focus on other projects, such as her correspondent duties at The Insider.

“I interned at Entertainment Tonight 15 years ago, the summer after my sophomore year at Northwestern and I dreamed of working in the same space as hosts Mary Hart and Mark Steines and now I’m living that dream,” Harris said.

Who do you think should replace Harris on the show? We hear Paula Abdul is available.

January 28, 2010

Brooke Mueller: Reportedly in Rehab

Earlier this week, multiple sources reported that Brooke Mueller was ordered by doctors to rest and relax in order to fight off a recent infection.

We wonder if they have masseuses and spa treatments in rehab.

According to Entertainment Tonight, that's where Charlie Sheen's troubled wife is headed, as insiders say she has entered a drug and alcohol center in North Carolina.

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Mueller was arrested on a DUI charge in 1996 and for cocaine possession in 2001. She was released from the hospital on Monday, where she was being treated for pneumonia.

Legally, Brooke is still barred from communicating with Sheen. A judge will rule on a protective order against the actor next month. Until then, it sounds like Mueller is doing her best to clean up her act and become the best mother she can be to young twins Sam and Max.

We wish her the best of luck with that goal.

** UPDATE: Mueller's attorney, Yale Galanter, says his client is NOT in rehab. He says she's at a facility that helps patients recover from serious illnesses, such as pneumonia.

Adrian Pasdar Arrested for DUI

Looks like Adrian Pasdar couldn't flee the Heroes set quickly enough!

The actor that played Nathan Petrelli on that critically-lambasted series was arrested early this morning for "failing to maintain his lane," according to police, on the 405 in Los Angeles. He was clocked driving his Ford F-150 truck at 94 mph.

Adrian Pasdar

Reports indicate that cops pulled Pasar over around 3 a.m. and smelled alcohol on his breath. He refused to take a breathalyzer and was eventually placed under arrest for suspicion of DUI.

The actor - who is married to Dixie Chicks singer Natalie Maines - was taken to a nearby jail. His bail was set at $15,000, but, hey, it could be worse:

He could still be starring on Heroes.

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston: Back Together (Tabloids Unanimously Declare)!

Rumors of Angelina Jolie cheating on Brad Pitt and their relationship being on the rocks got so bad that the couple actually hit back at the tabloids this week.

Well, the tabloids just collectively retaliated tenfold!

According to OK! Weekly, a publication with reporting so terrible that even Kourtney Kardashian kalls them out, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are back on!

Leave it to George Clooney to play matchmaker, their story hilariously says. He allegedly arranged for the former spouses to to bump into each other Friday.

And they did just that at the Hope For Haiti Now Telethon, reuniting at an elaborate backstage buffet while Brad’s partner, Angelina Jolie, was away in NYC!

The drama! Angie had already been in a jealous rage over Jen and Brad. Just imagine when she stops in to pick up some groceries later and learns that ...

Jen and Brad Back On!

TOGETHER AGAIN: That 15-second Haiti telethon run-in was something! Nice line through the pics, guys. Too bad they didn't pose together for this made-up story.

The magazine's in-depth reporting goes on to describe Brad and Jen's "emotional reunion" and state that the actress is ready for a future with her ex-husband.

But why trust OK! alone? Three other celebrity gossip weeklies got in on the same action this week, declaring a messy end to the couple known as Brangelina:

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BRAD'S MISERY: Jennifer Aniston broke up Brangelina, according to myriad fake sources. In other news, Spencer Pratt created a monster named "Franken-Heidi."

Paul Shirley: Haiti Can Go Help Itself!

Paul Shirley, a former journeyman NBA basketball player turned writer, is under fire today for recent comments about earthquake relief efforts in Haiti.

Namely, they put themselves in this mess, so he's not going to be donating any money. He has a right to that opinion, certainly, but his word choice?

In an essay published at FlipCollective, he says he "has not donated a cent" to Haiti and likens it to giving a homeless guy money. It's a lost cause.

"I don't think the people of Haiti will do much with my money either," he says.

The questions posed by his missive as a whole - whether events like the Hope For Haiti telethon are worthwhile, and whether a certain level responsibility for such a disaster lies with the victims of the disaster - are not entirely off base.

However, Paul Shirley might have considered an alternate ending.

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In arguing that there should be some discourse on how the millions poured into Haiti will be spent, he writes a hypothetical message from the world to Haiti:

Dear Haitians –

First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it's possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,
The Rest of the World

Damn, P-Shir. Was the condom bit necessary? ESPN has already said he won't be back as a freelancer, and we suspect he may find other gigs hard to come by.

Who Wants Adam Lambert's Underwear?

Ellen DeGeneres turned 52 years old yesterday, but her viewers got the real treat:

Adam Lambert performed his single "Strut" on the talk show, and followed it up by presenting Ellen with a special present: an autographed portrait of himself... and his underwear.

Both items will be put up for auction, with the proceeds going toward relief efforts in Haiti.

“I wore my special Ellen underwear,” he told DeGeneres, as the audience cheered. They might be a little sweaty, but these are up for auction, as well.”

Adam with Ellen

WATCH LAMBERT PERFORM BELOW.

Will Ferrell, Wife Viveca Paulin Welcome Baby #3!

Just hours after sending Conan O'Brien into Tonight Show retirement with a rendition of "Free Bird" on his final episode on NBC, Will Ferrell was still rocking.

He and wife Viveca Paulin welcomed their third son - a boy by the rock n' roll approved name of Axel Ferrell! The little guy arrived on Saturday morning.

"All the Ferrells are well," said his rep, who confirmed the news.

Baby Axel joins older brothers Magnus, 5 1/2, and Mattias, 3.

Viveca Paulin, Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell and Viveca Paulin, who met in an acting class 15 years ago and wed back in 2000 – announced her third pregnancy back in September.

Congratulations to the happy couple - and family!

Katy Perry to Become Full-Time American Idol Judge?

Aside from Andrew Garcia, American Idol fans weren't treated to incredible performances last night, as only 22 contestants received a ticket to Hollywood.

But they were treated to a couple tense exchanges between guest judge Katy Perry and Kara DioGuardi, as the former made herself right at home on the panel.

After Kara talked up the personal story of Chris Golightly, for example, Perry shot back: "This is not a Lifetime movie, sweetheart."

Then, when Kara began singing "I Kissed a Girl," Perry responded: "Please stop before I throw my Coke in your face!"

It was great, entertaining stuff - which made us excited to hear that Katy would actually consider the gig full-time. She told MTV today:

"The American Idol experience was awesome. If I was offered that job as a permanent host, I would ditch my career and take on that career."

Katy Perry on Idol

She continued: "It's kind of like judging a talent show. American Idol was great fun. It was so easy. I didn't really make anybody cry, but I did tell the truth to some kids that might have needed to hear it."

Of course, Perry knows the hard part is yet to come. She didn't have to make any difficult cuts during Hollywood Week and beyond.

"I guess the pressure gets really on when you start eliminating the number of people that are going through," she said. "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, and then you've got the final two. That can be kind of tense and stressful."

ABC Cancels Ugly Betty

It's made stars out of America Ferrera, Vanessa Williams and braces.

But after a solid run on ABC, Ugly Betty is going off the air. Despite critical acclaim this season, and a recent move to viewer friendly Wednesday nights, the show's ratings were simply too low.

Wrote producer Silvio Horta and ABC president Steve McPherson in a statement:

“We’ve mutually come to the difficult decision to make this Ugly Betty’s final season, and are announcing now as we want to allow the show ample time to write a satisfying conclusion. We are extremely proud of this groundbreaking series, and felt it was important to give the fans a proper farewell.”

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Mark Indelicato, who plays Betty’s nephew Justin Suarezm, referred to the series as "a learning experience and said: “It’s been an amazing four years."

We agree. What is your favorite memory from the show? Do you want Betty to end up with Daniel? How do you hope the show wraps up?

Simon Monjack to Sue Warner Brothers For Wrongful Death of Brittany Murphy

Simon Monjack, much-maligned husband of Brittany Murphy, is only days away from filing a wrongful death action against Warner Brothers, claiming that the studio is responsible for the unexpected death of the 32-year-old actress.

“They killed her,” he told The Daily Beast matter-of-factly.

Two weeks prior to Murphy's sudden death December 20, the studio fired her from the Happy Feet sequel, where she was to reprise the role of penguin Gloria.

"She was devastated," Monjack said.

Murphy's cause of death has yet to be released by the coroner's office, but Simon Monjack says her heart attack was a direct result of the cancelled contract.

Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy Photo

"It's a cruel town," Simon Monjack says of L.A.

"You're disposable as an actress or actor. But I am tough. I litigate when somebody does something wrong to me. It's one of the reasons I make enemies."

Monjack acknowledges in his latest of many interviews defending his marriage that it surprised many. “I was never the right guy to marry Brittany,” he says.

"She was supposed to marry a young dashing star with a million-dollar smile, not end up with a balding, heavyset guy who doesn't play by their rules."

He recoils, though, at accusations of freeloading.

"I spent over a million on her engagement rings ... probably $3 million on clothes," he said. "When Brittany died she had 60 pieces of unworn Louis Vuitton ... The dog had Louis Vuitton. This was all me. We kept our money separate."

Did his controversial presence "ruin" her? "Brittany's films had grossed $100 million before she met me," he insists. "But her career ended before then."

He adds, "She trusted some people who she shouldn't have." Plenty of fans agree there - they just consider Simon Monjack to be one of those people.

January 27, 2010

Tim Tebow Super Bowl Ad Rankles Pro-Choice Advocates

On the field, University of Florida senior Tim Tebow is stirring up a great deal of controversy: Will he succeed in the NFL as a quarterback? Will he be drafted in the first round? What position is he best suited for as a professional?

But those questions pale in comparison to the fervor Tebow is creating away from the gridiron.

The former Heisman Trophy winner is slated to star in air a 30-second Super Bowl commercial this season. It will be paid for by the Christian group Focus on the Family and will emphasize the football star's pro-life stance on abortion.

The ad, whose slogan is "Celebrate Family, Celebrate Life," features Tebow and his mother Pam, who ignored doctor's orders to terminate her pregnancy.

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The decision by CBS to air the $2.5 million commercial has come under fire from the Women’s Media Center. In a letter to the network, it writes:

CBS’s recent decision to air an anti-choice advertisement during Super Bowl XLIV was outrageous. Even worse is the network’s about face from its own policy of rejecting controversial Super Bowl ads. The Women’s Media Center, and organizations dedicated to reproductive rights, tolerance, and social justice, are urging the network to immediately cancel this ad.

This does make for an interesting case, as free speech advocates will stand by the ad and point to the First Amendment.

Often misunderstood, this amendment has nothing to do with an instance such as this. It simply means one cannot be jailed solely for expressing one's views.

CBS, for example, has rejected numerous commercials in the past, such as campaigns on behalf of PETA, MoveOn.org and the United Church of Christ. It's surprising the network would approve such a clearly controversial spot.

Then again, how can something be "anti-choice," as the organization references above? Tebow isn't mandating an end to abortions, he's simply expressing a view, the choice he'd make if faced with the situation.

"I know some people won't agree with it, but I think they can at least respect that I stand up for what I believe," he said.

Super Bowl XLIV airs live from Miami on Sunday, February 7. Will you tune in for it? Where you stand on this debate?

Britney Spears, Jason Trawick Go For a Stroll

Britney Spears and boyfriend Jason Trawick are the subject of almost as many negative rumors as Brangelina. She's smothering him. He's cheating on her. Etc.

We'll they won't winning any celebrity fashion awards based on their outfits in the photo below, but the sexy pair seems to be together and as content as ever.

Dressed down for a low-key trip to a local park, new brunette Britney carried youngest son, Jayden James, while Jason looked after her eldest, Sean Preston.

Nice to see that something in our girl's life brings her a level of stability and calm amid all the touring, court dates, hounding by paparazzi and feuds with dad.

Here's Britney and Jason enjoying some quality time with her family ...

A Britney Spears, Jason Trawick Pic

BRITWICK LIVES: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are the frequent subject of breakup rumors, but all looks to be well for now. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Jenni "JWoww" Farley Nude Pictures: For Sale!

Jersey Shore star Jenni Farley goes by JWoww for a reason.

We have no idea what reason, but the yellow top she wears sometimes makes it seem appropriate. There is something of a "woww" reaction associated with that.

Might we see even more of JWoww soon? First there were rumors of a possible Playboy spread. Now there are reports of nude JWoww pics being shopped around.

Rumor has it several media outlets are competing right now for the rights, and the photos of Jenni 'JWoww' Farley leave absolutely nothing to the imagination.

Not like this getup left a whole lot to begin with, but still ...

JWoww Cleavage

Jenni Farley fashion definitely makes you say "J-Woww!"

There are at least three photos of JWoww naked in circulation, according to reports. In one photo, she is "facing the camera, topless." It's shot from the waist up.

A second photo shows JWoww slightly turned, but with her back toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap and boots but that "does not obscure the view."

The third photo is a full length, topless frontal shot, where JWoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist. The pics are shot with "moody lighting." Artistic.

Jenni Farley became a fixture this winter by uttering some of the more ridiculous Jersey Shore quotes, and with an impressive, vast array of cleavage-baring tops.

If you're into that sort of thing (trashy, occasionally violent girls with huge fake boobs), we don't suspect these nude pics will disappoint when they hit the market.

Denise Richards Makes Charlie Sheen Situation About Herself

Denise Richards took time away from alerting the paparazzi to her and her children's whereabouts to sit down with Oprah Winfrey this week.

The F-list actress was asked about ex-husband Charlie Sheen and his recent run-in with the law. Does Richards feel sorry for Brooke Mueller? Does she worry about Charlie's kids? Maybe.

But one of her first replies was to bring everything back to herself: "Perhaps people can understand what I went through," she said.

Richards said Sheen never got physical with her during their tumultuous marriage, but there were "a lot of verbal arguments that got heated that scared me" and led to a restraining order.

Denise and Daughters

"I was in a very dark place," she told Winfrey of the end of her relationship with Sheen. "Especially when I filed the restraining order, I was humiliated. I was scared. I was embarrassed."

To Richards' credit, she worked with a mediator to arrive at "a great place" with her ex. She says she trusts him with their daughters.

As for Oprah, if she keeps having guests of this nature on her show, she may lose her status as America's favorite TV personality.

Will Sex Addiction Rehab Help Tiger Woods?

Is Tiger Woods really a sex addict, or is he just using his stint in rehab as part of a carefully-managed plan to rehab his career? Is sex addiction even real?

Come on, you know you're thinking it too. Tiger was packaged as a upstanding family man for years, why should we assume anything he does is genuine?

You certainly can't give him the benefit of the doubt. On the flip side, if Tiger truly wants to stay married, seeking some kind of treatment is the way to go.

Is Tiger an actual sex addict? We can't say.

If sex addiction rehab in Mississippi is just a vehicle for regaining his wife's trust, though, then so be it. As for whether sex addiction is a real thing, it is.

The New York Times magazine scribe who confirmed Tiger is being treated at Pine Grove is a recovering sex addict himself, and has penned books on it.

Pure Pain

Also, Dr. Shari Corbitt, senior executive director at Promises in Malibu, tells E's Answer Bitch that "the chemicals that are released in the brain when people are acting out with sex dependency are every bit as powerful as any substance."

Reports have indicated that Elin Woods - whose texts to Rachel Uchitel exposed the first of what became many Tiger mistresses - has been visiting Tiger.

If the visitation reports are true, it makes sense, addiction experts say, because spouses are usually intimately involved in an addiction recovery process.

"Couples therapy is a huge part of the treatment," says Corbitt, whose Promises facilities also treat sex addiction when paired with substance abuse. "

It would actually be odd if she weren't visiting."

As for what exactly the couple might be doing, experts say it likely starts with Tiger admitting EVERYTHING he did. That would be a long-ass meeting.

What do you think? Is he a lost cause at this point, or is there a light at the end of Woods' addictive tunnel? Can sex addiction rehab help Tiger?