March 21, 2010

Even More Stephanie Seymour Bikini Picture

Here are some more pictures of former supermodel Stephanie Seymour frolicking in the ocean in her bikini. She may not have the tightest body anymore, but she still manages to fill out her little yellow tank top like a champ. Is there nothing modern medicine can’t fix? Anyhow, I don’t have much else to say, I’ve got lots of pictures so take your time and tell your friends. Enjoy.

Jenni Farley Because She’s Top Heavy

I’m pretty ashamed of myself for giving this useless Jersey Shore chick Jenni Farley any attention, but her boobs are absolutely massive and I can’t look away. It’s a good thing I can’t look away from her tits because word on the street is that her face is pretty busted. Those things are like a couple of boxing speed bags, I just want to punch them…. With my testicles. Have fun. Remember, don’t look at her face

Holly Madison’s Boobs For St Patricks’ Day

I hope that all of you had a good and safe St Patrick’s day yesterday, obviously by safe I mean drunk, I know I did. Waking up with four leaf clover stickers on my ass was a little disconcerting, but I’ll get over it. Anyhow, It’s just not the day after St Patrick’s day without a big boobed Playboy Playmate like Holly Madison playing beer pong with a midget. I’m speechless. Not because Holly’s boobs are absolutely gorgeous, but because midgets frighten me. I think they can see my soul and they don’t like what they see.

Kim Kardashian’s Killer Purple Curves

I want to make a joke about Kim Kardashian looking a hell of a lot like Grimace from McDonald’s, but her sexy curves have distracted me. I know I make fun of her big ass a lot, but I really just want to hold it in my arms, curl up on the couch with it and watch a Property Virgins marathon on HGTV. Is that too much to ask for?

Katherine Heigl’s Almost Nipple Slip

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Katherine Heigl seems to be getting quite popular lately, and better than that, she seems to be getting quite close to showing her tits.

The star of The Ugly Truth was on stage accepting the Female Star of the Year Award at the 2010 ShoWest convention in Las Vegas, when one of the straps of her red silk dress broke. She managed to keep her cool, clutching the strap and going on with her acceptance speech.

What we have here, ladies and gentlemen, is a terrible tragedy: a perfectly good nipple slip gone wrong, and a big one at that. That whole boobie would’ve come out (and that’s plenty of boobie, lots and lots of it!) Why did she have to have such fast reflexes? Why couldn’t I be writing about a Katherine Heigl’s Nipple Slip instead of a simple wardrobe malfunction?

Kirstie Alley Needs Love

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Kirstie Alley was very successful in her younger days as an actress and spokes-model for several companies, but in the last few years things haven’t gone so well for her. After two divorces and an arduous fight against her mounting weight, Kirstie saw her life crumble during the last decade. Lucky for her she managed the strength to overcome these issues and got back on her feet (and off the junk food). Now the only thing that her life is lacking is love.

During her appearance on the Larry King Show, Kirstie said:

I love, and I do want to be in love with someone else in my life. I miss being in love. I miss missing someone and being in love with someone and waiting for them to call. I went on a date about four months ago – sort of a date. I won’t do a date-date, because I don’t want to waste my time. If I meet someone and I think there’s a potential to fall in love with them, I’ll spend the time. But I don’t even want to spend two hours with some dude that I have no interest in. […] I want someone who is really funny. I want someone who has dough (money). I’ve never been the dough girl – because you know what, women who make money are threats to men who don’t make money. And that always causes a big problem… I want the guy to be happy in his own life and love what he does and be really interesting… I want to be two fabulous people that go together and then you’re like, oh, my God, these people are amazing.

Katherine Heigl Nude in a Movie?

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Katherine Heigl is having her first semi-nude scene in the upcoming movie Killers. Katherine Heigl shows some skin during a heated scene where she lays in bed naked covered only by a sheet, next to her on-screen husband played by actor Ashton Kutcher.

The romantic comedy tells the story of a beautiful woman (Heigl) who meets her ideal man while on vacation and marries him on the spot. Upon returning home, they discover their new neighbors are paid assassins who’ve been hired to kill the two of them. Although the storyline seems promissory, the only real reason for a guy to watch this movie is to see Katherine Heigl naked, and that’s better done in the comfort of your home, so this is one I recommend renting instead of watching at the theater.

Jesse James Cheated on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee

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It appears that Jesse James did cheat on Sandra Bullock (45) as reports Wednesday claim. Here’s the story.

While Celebrity Apprentice was on the air last spring that tattoo model Michelle McGee (pictured below at the bottom of article), aka Bombshell, who has a side job as an Internet dominatrix, claims the affair began. She said in April 2009 she emailed West Coast Choppers, his custom-made motorcycle company, to pursue modeling opportunities. Jesse himself replied to her inquiry and a week later they were having s*x on his Los Angeles office couch for the next 11 months. McGee models on the web site SocalGlamourGirls dot com.

Bullock cancelled her appearance at a London premiere for her movie The Blind Side citing "unforeseen personal reasons."

On Thursday, James apologized to his wife and three children from previous relationships the following public statement:

"It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way. This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them."

"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment."

What makes this an even bigger betrayal is that Bullock helped James get custody of his son, and for that loyalty and dedication she is betrayed after only four years of marriage.

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Donald Trump who worked with Jesse James on Celebrity Apprentice 2, and did a cameo appearance in Bullock’s movie Two Weeks Notice, called the cheating scandal "a real mess," adding:

"I’m very surprised, especially because I know Sandra and how nice she is. She’s such a great person. And what surprises me even more is he always gave me the impression he was totally in love with her."

"It doesn’t change my image of him, but I thought he respected Sandra and loved her."

"Jesse did something very foolish, obviously. Jesse was a very smart contestant but very argumentative during Celebrity Apprentice. I think it’s very unfortunate. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors? But I can say this Sandra is a high-quality person and I respect her tremendously."

"If she moved out that’s not a good sign. I even joked with Jesse on The Apprentice: ’What the hell does she see in you?’ "

Reports indicate Bullock moved out of the couple’s home on Monday, two days before the cheating scandal hit the news wire. As of March 11 Bullock was still involved with picking the kids up from school, but the following week James took on that responsibility as his cheating scandal exploded.

Some people close to McGee say that she told them the marriage between Bullock and James was just for publicity, and a sham. As if that justifies cheating with a married man. McGee is just as bad as James, and she should be embarrassed by what she did to that family, but she went public with the affair which means she is the one who wants the publicity. This is a lot more publicity then she would have received modeling for West Coast Choppers. McGee was paid $30,000 for her InTouch interview in which she exposed the affair. McGee’s boss at SocalGlamourGirls, Dani Madrano, said McGee hoped exposing the affair would help make her a celebrity.

The bottom line is this. If you’re in a relationship don’t cheat, don’t betray the person you’re with, or take their trust and loyalty for granted. Having someone trust and care for you is a gift, don’t piss it away on some cheap wh*re (guy or girl). Appreciate what you have, and don’t be greedy. Greed is always rewarded with some sort of pain eventually. Everything has a price.

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Vampire Hair Extensions Blind Item

This hot young actor has all the girls swooning over his good looks, his cool manner, and his gorgeous hair. Too bad the latter isn’t all his. Yes, even men have their hair enhanced to make them always look like they’re a few weeks late for a trip to a barber. Don’t run your fingers through this guy’s hair, though. If you get caught in the Virgin Indian Remy, he might bite you.

This funny Blind Item popped up today about one of the hottie vampire stars out there. Your first instinct is of course to guess Robert Pattinson. But think about it. He is constantly running his fingers through his hair surely by now the photogs would have snapped at least one pic showing the extension roots. (Think Britney Spears) Also…can you image the ribbing he’d take from Kristen Stewart if he actually got extensions??? She walked around with a nappy mullet for months after cutting her hair for The Runaways and she refused to get the fake Hollywood hair. He would lose major street cred..and yes I think that matters to him.

Not only that…he’s made it pretty clear that he cares not about his appearance.

Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries sounds like a more viable option.

***FYI – Virgin Indian Remy is a type of hair extension.

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Gisele Bundchen Shares Tip For Losing Baby Weight

She is sooo easy to hate. Not only is she like a genetic freak of nature…she’s so obnoxious about everything. She’s constantly making comments about her step-son like, “It’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.” Which surely pisses off his real mother Bridget Moynahan.

So ok, she’s a pain in the ass stepmother. That’s Tom Brady’s cross to bear. But now she’s condescending to every new mother who has trouble losing baby weight. In a new interview with Vogue magazine she revealed how post-birth she regained her figure instantly with little more effort than some yoga on a mat in her living room.

I think it’s muscle memory. I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals [dustbin].

I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds,’ she added proudly.

Very easy to hate.

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Video: Hugh Jackman Makes Lipton Iced Tea Cool

This Japanese Lipton Iced Tea ad is the cutest commercial I think I have ever seen. You have to love an ad with Hugh Jackman dance number.

He is so slick and cool and this commercial is oddly addictive.



Jesse James: Most Hated Man In America

No one likes a cheater. But no one really likes a cheater who betrays America’s sweetheart just 8 days after she wins her first Oscar. And with a dirty looking stripper chick on top of that.

Even friends of Jesse James are speaking out against him.

A source told website RadarOnline.com: “I’m sure Sandra’s gonna be leaving him after this. I know he’s begging her for forgiveness, and I know he feels awful. He really does love her but he’s just a pig.

“Of course all these biker guys are the same. I been hanging with them for years and they all mess around with dirty chicks – the dirtier the better – so I shouldn’t be surprised. Looks like the end of marriage number three for Jesse, and that’s really sad.”

The trashy, Nazi chick he was cheating with, has been getting a lot of hate mail too.

I think alot of the reason for the extreme feelings that people are having about him is that it was always so obvious that Sandy really loved him. Tattoos, porn-star ex-wife and all.

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Demi Moore and Nia Vardalos Save Life On Twitter

Finally something good comes out of the ridiculousness that is Twitter.

Moore responded via Twitter to a Florida man’s message in which he threatened to hang himself in a town north of Orlando.

“R U rlly asking 4 help?” she tweeted. The man replied yes.

Nia Vardalos, star of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” also saw the man’s threat and called a suicide hotline.

“Just spoke to FL police again, they’re with [him] now. He is ok, it’s not a hoax. Thank u all for sending love,” she tweeted later. “I called suicide line, connected to FL police, I gave his name+city. They went to home, helped him.”

This sort of ruins my theory that who ever created Twitter is the Anti-Christ.

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Britney Spears’ Boobs Hang Freely

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Britney Spears had been acting quite normal lately after the great success of her Circus world tour and her tremendous weight loss, but somehow she lost a couple of marbles yesterday. Brit Brit was spotted dressed in a tank top, pantyhose, boots and what seem like pirate pants made from a Gucci scarf. If the outfit itself wasn’t weird enough, Britney seemed to have forgotten to remove the tag from her pants, and she walked around all afternoon long with it hanging from her waist.

Nevertheless, the Princess of Pop made up for her absent-mindedness by not wearing a bra under her white tank top, and if you take a close look at the photos below, you can see her boobies hanging freely with her nipples clearly visible. Thanks, Britney, this is why we love you!

Holly Madison on St Patrick’s Day

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We just don’t see enough of Holly Madison these days. It was so much more fun when she was living in the Playboy mansion, banging Hugh and running around in skimpy outfits all day long. Sadly those times are long gone. But thanks to this year’s St Patrick’s Day, Holly Madison put on some scanty shorts and boob-pushing top (both green, of course), and went to town at O’Sheas Casino in Las Vegas.

Holly spent the entire St Patrick evening celebrating her Irish ancestry together with Larry the Leprechaun and drinking beer until her boyfriend Benji Madden (the same guy who was banging Paris Hilton over a year ago) dragged her back to their hotel room. Speaking of Benji, both him and Holly have reported that they’re ready to take their relationship to the next level and move in together. They seem to be getting very serious!

Aubrey O’Day Sells Lots of Milkshakes

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Remember just a couple of days ago when I wrote about Aubrey O’Day and her Millions of Milkshakes topless video? Well, the photos from the venue’s grand opening are here, and if we are to judge its success by the amount of people who showed up there on Saturday, things are looking pretty good for Aubrey. So yes, Aubrey O’Day’s milkshakes did bring in all the boys!

Unfortunately although O’Day wore her already popular apron all day long, she failed to be naked under it this time. As you can see in the pictures below, she had some sort of cheetah print outfit that was pretty low in the chest area, but since she had that darn apron on most of the time, no nipple slips were recorded. Still, she looked great, her boobs were about to pop out and she sold lots of milkshakes. All in all, her venture seems to be a hit. Let’s hope it continues to go well; she is a bit of an airhead but a nice girl nonetheless.

Miley Cyrus Makes Great Impression on Liam Hemsworth's Parents

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth might not be engaged, as rumors have suggested, but they recently took a big step in their relationship:

Miley met Liam's parents. How did it go?

"They loved her," Liam told Michael Yo on E!'s Daily 10, referring to a recent trip the couple took to the actor's hometown in Australia. He added:

"It was really cool to show Miley where I'm from and how I grew up, and it's a completely different world to where she's from. We don't have shopping centers or traffic lights or anything like that, where I live at least."

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Cyrus didn't seem to mind the changes.

"It was awesome, I really like Australia," she said. "You know what? The media's really cool there, too. Even though there's paparazzi, they kind of stay their distance; it was kind of like Nashville by the sea actually, the town he's from."

To read what Miley has to say about celebrity gossip, gay marriage and other topics, check out her interview in Parade.

Dancing with the Stars Profile: Kate Gosselin

Despite the dubious reasons for Kate Gosselin becoming a household name, she's a bona fide celebrity now, and will compete on Dancing with the Stars Season 10!

Like fellow contestant Jake Pavelka, Kate is only famous for being on another TV show, and for the assorted celebrity gossip stories that followed in her personal life.

Can she bring Dancing glory back to Pennsylvania? We sincerely doubt it. Will she be a ratings draw? You know it. Here's a brief rundown on this DWTS contender ...

Full name: Katie Irene Gosselin (née Kreider)
Professional partner: Tony Dovolani
Age: 34
Hails from: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Original occupation: Registered nurse
Signature look: Reverse mullet weave
Signature move: Emasculating Jon Gosselin
Number of kids: Eight
Number of books: Three
Number of THG posts on her: 140
Odds of winning: 155-1

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Doctors Under Investigation in Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy, Corey Haim Deaths

The deaths of Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy and Corey Haim raised questions regarding prescription drugs, and have sparked an investigation, sources report.

The California State Attorney General's Office is investigating a number of doctors who prescribed meds for the aforementioned stars, all of whom died recently.

Several dozen doctors are being investigated for allegedly prescribing medication without medical justification. The A.G. is also looking at their various aliases.

Sources say between 25-30 doctors are being "actively investigated." As we know, Dr. Conrad Murray already faces a manslaughter charge in the Jackson case.

He may not be the last. Two doctors who prescribed drugs to Anna Nicole Smith also face charges in connection with the former Playboy model's 2007 death.

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The deaths of these stars beg many questions about the ethics of prescribing certain drugs, and have now prompted a California Attorney General's office investigation.

Continuing this disturbing trend, Haim's death earlier this month has already been linked to a massive drug ring, with a criminal investigation sure to follow.

Lady Gaga Ex-Boyfriend Sues Her For $30.5 Million

Rob Fusari, a songwriter, music producer and ex-boyfriend of Lady Gaga, is suing the singer for $30.5 million, claiming she owes him that much in royalties.

He filed his lawsuit in a Manhattan court on Wednesday.

In court papers, Fusari describes how he took notice of the quirky singer and "saw a star" when she first sang in his New Jersey studio back in March 2006.

Fusari says that over the course of several months, he worked with her daily and "radically reshaped her approach," co-writing some songs on her album.

"Paparazzi" and "Beautiful Dirty Rich" are among those songs he claims he worked on, and, he says even suggested she adapt the stage name Lady Gaga.

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Can Rob Fusari claim credit for those panties too?

The pop star herself claimed in a 2009 interview that she came up with the Lady Gaga persona about "five years ago, but Gaga's always been who I am."

The collaborators became romantic around May 2006 and created a joint business venture to promote her, in which Fusari would get 20 percent of profits.

He says he scored her a record deal with Universal Music Group's Interscope Records, and as a result, The Fame has sold over three million records to date.

He did not claim credit for planting the hermaphrodite rumors.

Although Fusari has a producing credit on the Grammy-winning album, he says he's owned 20 percent of song royalties and 15 from merchandising revenue.

"All business is personal," the filing by the producer reads, noting that his business relationship with Gaga deteriorated after their personal one fell apart.