Disclaimer: Olivia Wilde is downright gorgeous. We know this.
We, too, would strangle a mountain ox in order to make out with the beauty.
But that doesn't change the fact that the House actress can look better or worse, depending on her style choices. For example:
In the contrasting photos below, Wilde shows off her versatility. She's fresh-faced and mostly make-up free in the first; versus decked out in eye shadow and a more exotic look in the second. Which do you prefer?
Welcome, gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip on this day after Christmas. Below, we take a look back at another dramatic gossip week.
Some highlights from the last seven days in celebrity gossip news:
Brittany Murphy (1977-2009).
Christmas wasn't too merry for Charlie Sheen.
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Spencer Pratt may have a hot new single and a ridiculous house in Hollywood thanks to his success on The Hills, but the Jersey Shore cast is not impressed.
Asked about The Hills cast, Jersey's Ronnie Magro said of his fellow MTV reality stars: "I’m not crazy about them. We’re doing better than them right now."
"They’re really not that big of a deal," Ronnie adds, noting that the only thing the West Coasters can do better than the Shore guidos is "outspend" them.
The guidettes would welcome a throwdown as well.
"It would be awesome to do The Hills versus Jersey Shore, like Real World/Road Rules Challenge. We would torture them," Jenni "J-WOWW" Farley said.
"We’d ruin them,” she said. “I’d take on all six girls!"
The cast of Jersey Shore thinks it's already out of The Hills' league.
According to Mike Sorrentino, a.k.a. "The Situation," he and his fellow cast members already had a Hills run-in, and it was clear who was looking up at who.
“Somebody called our publicist in L.A. and said, 'The girls from The Hills want to sit next to you in a club,'" The Situation said. “As soon as we walked in, I saw some girl running at me. That happens a lot to us, so we didn’t know who."
"She almost tackled me. I went, ‘Oh, she’s kinda cute.’ Then I saw it was Kristin Cavallari. I like to think that I’ve always had it like this, but not to this extent!”
We can only hope for a crossover episode featuring Justin-Bobby and Kristin's fake relationship intertwined with ridiculous Jersey Shore quotes. Give it time.
Perhaps the biggest sign they’ve made it? Snooki and The Situation were parodied on Saturday Night Live. “I thought it was hilarious,” Snooki, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, said of Bobby Moynihan’s SNL Snooki parody of her. "He said what I would say."
The actor posted $8,500 bond last night, following a significant update to the assault charges leveled against him.
Immediately prior to the bail hearing, wife Brooke Mueller recanted her story to a Colorado police officer. She said she was drunk when she dialed 911 (her blood alcohol test at the time measured a whopping .13) and reportedly backed up Sheen's story that he was merely defending himself.
Still, authorities will pursue charges against the Two and a Half Men star for now.
Sheen has hired Colorado attorney Richard Cummins and his next court date is schedule for February 8.
Chalk up another reason for Jon Gosselin to be on suicide watch.
He has few friends and no job, is on the hook for five-figure monthly child support payments, and now his ex says he owes her a small fortune in rent money.
Somebody better take away Jonny Boy's belt and shoelaces ASAP.
Hailey Glassman, Jon's post-Kate rebound piece, says the douchebag pocketed thousands in rent money she paid him. As in he never actually paid the rent.
She and Jon lived in a West Side apartment building in New York City, which she moved out of Wednesday (even though she says they broke up weeks ago).
Why'd she move out? Maybe because someone didn't pay rent.
On Christmas, Hails set the record straight on Twitter:
Hailey Glassman calls Jon Gosselin a liar and thief.
"FYI That apartment everyone calls 'Jon's Apartment' was MY apartment as well," Hailey Twittered. "We split rent! He's been living off my family and I."
"So ... get your facts right before you all assume. My family and I found out a week ago he's been pocketing our rent money 'n not paying the rent!"
Hailey Glassman, who also bashed Jon for his relationship with Kate Major, adds fuel to growing speculation over Jon's financial woes with these Tweets.
Jon and Kate Gosselin's divorce just became final, leaving him responsible for hefty child support payments. The biggest problem with that obligation?
Thanks to TLC's pending lawsuit against him, Jon can no longer earn money with public appearances or interviews that violate his non-compete clause.
So cross out those nightly visits to The Insider. On the plus side, he can probably still get a job in IT like the old days ... well, except for the recession.
As first reported by TMZ, Bruce Jenner dialed 911 on Christmas Eve because his neighbor allegedly went nuts at the valet standing outside the family's residence.
Witnesses reportedly told the cops the man appeared drunk and argued over the presence of the valet - even falling over at one point and spilling blood on the street.
Sources close to the family say Pastor Brad - the man that should have his license revoked for marrying Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom - tried to help the wasted neighbor. For his good deed, he was punched in the face!
Fortunately, Jenner broke up the potential melee and no arrests were made.
The lessons, as always:
When Jon returned home, cops say stuff was missing and a "butcher knife wielding maniac" had sliced and diced the entire place into a million pieces.
A note was left behind with Hailey Glassman signed at the bottom - the knife was stuck through the note - and whoever wrote it is not a big fan of his.
A source says the word "cheater" was carved into his bed's headboard.
Of course, someone else could have easily signed her name ... but the apartment is listed under both their names, and she just moved out last week.
Jon Gosselin has filed a complaint with police.
Did Hailey Glassman trash Jon Gosselin's place?!
Jon's attorney, Mark Jay Heller, said later in the day that Jon found his "shoes, shirts, luggage, bed, curtain, rugs and other furnishings" had been slashed.
Moreover, his TV, CD player, coffee maker, Nintendo Wii, dishes, pots and pans were taken. Heller also says a valuable Ming vase was "smashed to pieces."
Jon's attorney says the NYPD has fingerprinted and photographed the scene, and Jon is not taking it lightly. He wants felony charges brought in the case.
One would think Hailey Glassman had the means and the motive to trash Jon's place, having lived there and having recently broken up with the douchebag.
Since they broke up, she's made her bitter feelings known, even going on a rant a few days ago about Jon owing her rent for the apartment in question.
She also has a bit of a wild, troubled past in general.
Just the same, there's no proof ... yet: "The note will be forensically analyzed by a handwriting expert," says Heller, declining to comment further on it.
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