Angelina Jolie Brings Back the Sexy

Hollywood’s hottest piece of ass to the day, Angelina Jolie, is currently in Japan attending the premiere of her movie Salt in that island nation.

Dressed in a very sexy black dress that showed her entire leg as well as her back, Angelina Jolie paraded her incredible hotness at Tokyo’s most sought after red carpet event ever, filming autographs and even chatting with some of her fans.

I’m sorry, but I have to go back and talk some more about Angelina Jolie’s dress. Wow. I mean, WOW. That’s the hottest dress I’ve ever seen her wear, and for those who compared Megan Fox in her red dress at the Transformers II premiere to Angie, all I have to say is “how dare you?”

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Mariah Carey Sexy Legs

Mariah Carey at some club just looking extremly hot and with her sexy legs and nice boobs she really knows how to wear this outfit.Her sexiness is great and her hot tits and tight ass for this old woman is perfect.Enjoy some of the hot photos.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures in Hawaii

Sporting s skimpy flowery bikini, Alessandra Ambrosio hit the waves while on holiday in Hawaii.

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Lindsay Lohan Out Of Jail Headed To UCLA For Treatment

As of butt-crack early this morning the location of Lindsay Lohan’s rehab treatment program has been changed from the Morningside Recovery Center to the UCLA Medical Center.

TMZ reports that Judge Marsha gave in and after two weeks in jail has decided that Lindsay can get her court ordered rehab at the place she originally wanted to go.

A spokesman for the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department told photogs gathered outside Lynwood that Lindsay was released at about 1:35 AM. She was taken to UCLA Medical Center to begin her rehab treatment.

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Video: Katy Perry’s New Song “Peacock”

Is there any tiny corner of the world that MTV can’t reach? They even managed to bring Katy Perry’s huge stage show complete with giant cupcakes, lollipops and a huge ice cream sundae to the MTV World Stage in Malaysia over the weekend.

God, I miss the days when they played the same 7 videos over and over and had like one office in New York.

But if you love the instant gratification and over the top stage shows…then please enjoy Katy performing her new single, ‘Peacock,’ at the show.

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Spencer Pratt Confirms Marriage To Heidi Montag Fake

I know his news is majorly shocking to you kids, and I hope it doesn’t shake your faith in the world of reality television…but Spencer Pratt has confirmed via Twitter that his marriage was all a bit for The Hills. It was as fake as Heidi Montag’s chin, nose, jaw, eyes and breasts.

“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”

Since Heidi filed for divorce last Friday..Spencer has been emotional and/or drunk tweeting to MTV and Lauren Conrad about the split. Because what else would he do? Try to find a real job?

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC

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Teresa Giudice “Sizzle Tan” Commercial

Sorry for the lack of posts today..but I’m a bit under the weather and really don’t give a crap is going on in the world of celebrity gossip today.

That was until I saw THIS.

I. Have. No. Words.

Just laughter and a feeling of total disconnect from these people. Do they live in the same world I do? Is this commercial for real? It’s not a Funny or Die skit? Will bankrupt Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudicereally bring customers into Sizzle Tan?

I’m not going to make too much fun of Teresa. At least she’s working and trying to put some money back into the family coffers.

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Katy Perry’s Parents Speak In Tongues

It’s been a long time since I’ve heard anyone try to explain the uber-Christian phenomenon of speaking in tongues.

You see kids, I too grew up in a very strict religious household and sadly, everything she says in Rolling Stone I can totally identify with. I mean everything. This sort of one-step-away-from-snake-handing dogma is so rare these days I haven’t even heard anyone speak of this stuff for years.

You see, once I became old enough to understand I totally removed myself from any sort of organized religion and have stayed that way for most of my adult life. I’d love to go into more detail about how just how extreme right this sort of belief system is..but I think I’ve finally wrapped my head around what I really believe and don’t believe and I don’t want to confuse myself again.

Plus…this reminds me of trying to explain ”tongues” to my friends as a teenager and being too embarrassed to bring anyone to church with me on Sunday. Years of self-therapy I’m tellin’ ya. No wonder Katy Perry has rebelled into a complete boob-a-licous pop tart with a sex-addict fiance.

Speaking in tongues: “Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt.’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. A lot of religions use meditation or chanting. It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God. My dad speaks in tongues and my mom interprets it. That’s their gift.”

On struggling financially: “Sometimes we ate from the same food bank we used to feed our congregation and I was very embarrassed by that.”

Her parents were insane: “I wasn’t ever able to say I was ‘lucky’ because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer. Devilled eggs were called ‘angelled’ eggs. I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”

Oh and just FYI….My grown up theory about speaking in tongues is that people get themselves so excited and worked up that they believe the ’shon-no-nan-da-ahs” coming out of their mouths are real.

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Jessica Simpson Kisses Boyfriend For Twitter

Jessica Simpson is getting a little desperate for attention these days if you ask us isn't afraid to show the world her love for new beau Eric Johnson.

The one-time singer and actress posted a shot of her smooching her latest squeeze (a Yale graduate AND former NFL player) on her Twitterpage

"Romance 101... getting kissed by my Yalie... me not lookin' so smart... :)" she wrote. "but YUM!" Pretty much sums it all up right there ...

Jessica Simpson is in love - and wants the world to know!

It's good to see her happy, but should we be concerned?

Fueling rumors that Eric Johnson is just using her, rumors surfaced this weekend that he pulled out of the two-year business program at the University of Pennsylvania’s prestigious Wharton school to remain in L.A. with the star.

Even though they've only been together eight weeks, a source says: "He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together."

Plus, living with/sponging off Jessica Simpson has to beat an MBA in market value, are we right? It doesn't take a Yale degree to figure that out ...

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz: Married!

It was no three-city extravaganza like T.I. and Tiny's wedding.

No diplomats and former heads of state were on hand like at the widely publicized nuptials of former First Daughter Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky.

Still, it was perfect for Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz, who wed a private ceremony Saturday in a home on the Mediterranean Sea before family and friends.

The bride wore a Grecian-inspired Vera Wang dress and carried a bouquet of purple calla lilies. The groom was decked out in a Tom Ford tuxedo.

The couple's friend, Dr. Deepak Chopra, presided over the nuptials.

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz have come so far.

"Wowwwwwwwww," Beatz (real name: Kasseem Dean) Twittered afterward. "It's a brand new day :) I feel like Nas and Diddy song :) love y’all and blessing!"

The couple, who are also expecting their first child together, have been together since fall 2008. They announced their engagement and baby news in May.

It's the first marriage for Keys and the couple's first child together.

While the newlyweds don't know the gender of their baby just yet, Beatz says it is just magical experience to be bringing a child into this world with Alicia.

"That baby is being born blessed parents," he recently said. "Alicia is definitely one of those great parents-to-be. She's super ready. Super glowing, happy."

Congratulations to the happy couple!

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Fashion Face-Off: Kelly Bensimon vs. Vienna Girardi

When two of the more annoying reality TV fixtures in recent years collide in a fashion face-off, you know it's going to be a style smackdown for the ages.

The Real Housewives of New York City drama queen Kelly Bensimon picked her A/X Armani Exchange romper for a movie premiere in (where else) NYC.

Meanwhile, The Bachelor star, now ex-fiancee of Jake Pavelka and all-around class act belted a printed one-piece for a pool party she hosted in Vegas.

Who rocked this fashion statement better? Vote below!

Which star's style do you like better?

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New Michael Jackson Album Due Out in November

Michael Jackson has left us, but the late music icon's art remains.

There's more to come, too.

The King of Pop is set to release a posthumous album of brand new songs this November, and it's probably not the only one of its kind we'll get to sample.

Rolling Stone is reporting that MJ has approximately 100 unreleased songs from throughout his career, and his estate's executors are making the most of them.

Michael Jackson (1958-2009).

With his June 2009 death renewing interest in his legacy and creating an entire new generation of fans, the estate has inked a $250 million deal with Sony.

That's $250 million Mocienne Petit Jackson won't be seeing any of.

Jackson's "new" material will be released over the next seven years - along with reissues of MJ hits - although it is unclear how many albums there will be.

Among the unreleased tracks on the forthcoming compilation are collaborations with Akon, Will.i.am and Ne-Yo. What do you think? Would you buy it?

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Justin Bieber to Pen Adorable Memoir

Ready for the cutest memoir in the history of the world?

USA Today confirms that HarperCollins will release an illustrated Justin Bieber biography in October, as the teen will take fans behind the scenes of his journey from Canadian nobody to global superstardom. It will be titled Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever: My Story.

"Every day I wake up and count my blessings," Bieber said. "My fans have played such a large part in all of this and they help live my dreams every day. I'm excited to share just a little bit more of my world with them through this book.

"Between the behind-the-scenes pictures and the story I think this is going to be something they can all enjoy. This is just another way for me to say thank you to my fans."

Bieber was raised by a single mother and initially noticed after posting a series of videos on YouTube. He was eventually signed to a record deal by Usher - and the rest is adorable history.

A memoir is only the latest way in which Justin is expanding his empire beyond music. He'll also be recurring on CSI this season and may star in a movie about his life.

Hear that, crazy Church goers? You can't keep this kid down!

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Oksana Grigorieva: Mel Gibson Hit Son, Threw TV at Wife

Oksana Grigorieva continues to make shocking allegations against Mel Gibson, telling law enforcement that he hit his son and hurled a TV at his wife.

The actor's ex-girlfriend says she personally witnessed him hitting his youngest son, Tommy, and that Mel personally admitted the TV incident to her.

Mel's soon-to-be-ex-wife, Robyn Gibson, submitted a sworn affidavit to the court stating Mel was not abusive to her or his children once in 28 years.

But Oksana Grigorieva, who claims Mel punched her twice and that she feared for her life and that of their baby daughter Lucia, says otherwise.

The Russian singer and pianist alleges that Mel hit Tommy in the head while at a hockey game at L.A.'s Staples Center two-and-a-half-years ago.

“Oksana told authorities about Mel’s ‘angry outbursts’ toward his own family and friends,” said a source familiar with the Mel Gibson investigation.

Another disturbing day in the Mel-Oksana saga.

“She said that Mel, in her presence, hit Tommy, in the head, while they were in a box watching a hockey game. She said Tommy started crying and whimpered for the rest of the game, choosing to sit by himself, away from his father.”

Tommy was nine at the time. He is one of Mel’s seven children with Robyn, whom he split from in 2009. He got Oksana pregnant around that time.

As for the alleged attack on Robyn, a Russian newspaper quotes Oksana:

“Mel said several times how he threw a TV into her (Robyn) once when they were arguing. Thank god he missed and the TV fell out a second story window.”

Yes ... thank God he hurled a television set but happened to miss Robyn and it sailed through the window. Is there any way that's even remotely true? Would Robyn really forget that and/or lie under penalty of perjury if so?

This doesn't mean it's a lie that Mel abused Oksana, or that he doesn't need serious psychiatric help. Those rants prove as much. But it seems as if the deluge of tall tales and shady actions from her camp only make her case less credible.

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Lady Gaga in Vanity Fair: Gray-Haired, Gregarious

If any celebrity can make gray hair trendy, it's Lady Gaga.

The cover girl for September's issue of Vanity Fair is surprisingly subdued, at least when it comes to the subject matter. It's all about showing fans love.

"I want to say and sing the right things for you ... I want to make that one melody that really saves your spirit that one day," she says of her Monsters.

"I've looked every man I've ever dated in the eye and every woman I've ever been friends with. There will never be something I put before my fans."

"I don't want people to love me; I want them to love themselves."

Profound words from the rumored hermaphrodite as always.

GAGA FOR THE LADY: We are, because she doesn't hold back.

Other excerpts from Vanity Fair's sit-down with the singer ...

On a Birkin bag she took a Sharpie to: "My fans don't relate to it because it represents something they don't have... My fans are more iconic that this purse. I love fashion, but I don't love it more than my fans. That's what this bag is all about."

On her rowdy baseball game antics: "Of course I got drunk at Yankee Stadium ... My real fans know who I truly am, and they know what I represent and what I mean, and my music and my performance is what really speaks."

On sex: "I do f*%k, but I'm not promiscuous. I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

Alright then. Luc Carl, take note ... of whatever that means.

On her drug use: "I won't lie; it's occasional. And when I say occasional, I mean maybe a couple of times a year. But if you print that, I do not want my fans to emulate that. I don't want them to think they have to be that way to be great."

And there's Lady Gaga in a nutshell, folks. Gotta love her.

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Candice Crawford vs. Kim Kardashian: Clash of the Cowboy Girlfriends!

Miles Austin, step off. Your celebrity girlfriend has some competition.

Dallas Cowboys teammate Tony Romo, who has already dated Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson, is now dating former Miss Missouri Candice Crawford.

The sister of Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford happens to be Dallas sports reporter now. Conflict of interest much? Bet he gives her some real exclusives ...

... if you know what we're talking about!

Anyway, Candice was one of two special spectators this past Sunday at the Cowboys' practice: Kim Kardashian, Miles Austin's girlfriend, was also on hand.

Both watched practice from a private suite. Can the 'Boys succeed amid this media circus? Will Dallas fans throw Candice under the bus if they suck? Will the famed Kardashian title-delivering string of good luck continue? Time will tell.

The more important question is ...

Who's hotter?

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Koming Back August 22

Since we definitely aren't exposed to Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian enough on Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami, we'll soon be Keeping Up some more.

A new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premieres August 22.

Try to contain the excitement of finally learning what these secretive stars are up to. We've barely heard from them since the last season ended. Suspense!

The first episode will show newly-single Kim moving into her new home, but fighting with mother Kris Jenner after she throws a housewarming party.

Guests spill food all over Kim's expensive rugs. Gripping television.

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS SEASON THREE: GETTIN' KRUNK. That's not really what it will be subtitled of kourse, but a celebrity gossip site can dream.

In another scene, Kourtney - spoiler alert!!!!!! - moves out of the condo she shares with douchetastic BF Scott Disick and into Khloe and Lamar Odom's pad.

But the producer Kourtney decides she needs to move out once Khloe and Disick get into a screaming match and Khloe refuses to let him into her home.

Little sisters Kylie Jenner, who just debuted as a model, and Kendall Jenner, whose racy bikini pictures recently caused a stir - will have bigger roles as well.

The network says they're "no longer the quiet, young children they once were, and Bruce and Kris have their hands full with their youngest daughters' new career opportunities, first dates and not so lady-like behavior towards the paparazzi."

Kylie is 12 and Kendall is 14. Great values, E!

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The Bachelorette Finale Shocker: Ali Fedotowsky Engaged to Roberto Martinez!

The sixth season of The Bachelorette just concluded in astonishing fashion as Ali Fedotowsky actually picked Roberto Martinez as the man of her dreams.

The most stunning part was not that she let Chris Lambton go before the final rose ceremony to spare him the agony, but that she picked anyone at all.

For weeks, Bachelorette spoilers suggested that Ali is single - that she either chose no one on the dramatic finale, or had already broken up with Roberto.

Not the case.

As for the "shocking ending" promised by the teasers, the "huge risk" Ali took and the "unprecedented" nature of the finale? Now we know. It wasn't about the outcome, but how she handled hard-luck Chris in the final episode of the season.

Ali Fedotowsky and Roberto Martinez hit it off from day one.

Having fallen in love with his rival, Ali cut Chris loose even before his "last chance" date, breaking the guy's heart, but earning his respect in the process.

Start the Make Chris Lambton The Bachelor petition now, fans!

This twist explains the glaring lack of footage of Ali and the guys at final rose ceremony in previews leading up to tonight, because Chris never made it. They couldn't show just Roberto Martinez, or it would have given it away.

And there you have the much-hyped breaking of rules by Ali Fedotowsky - letting Chris walk, laying it on the line with Roberto and hoping he felt the same.

He does. They are engaged and planning their life together.

The Bachelorette did an uncharacteristically good job of keeping the finale's outcome a mystery, from Ali's coy remarks about being "happy with her decision" to the lack of promos. Kudos to them and congratulations to Alberto.

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Nicole Polizzi Curses at Cops: "I'm F*%king Snooki!"

Snooki from Jersey Shore isn't lacking for self confidence.

The reality star, a.k.a. Nicole Polizzi, reckons Seaside Heights, N.J., should feel grateful for her mere presence, skimpy outfits, public drunkenness and all.

"I'm the best thing in this town," she arrogantly declared after cops arrested her for disorderly conduct after she borderline passed out wasted in mid-day.

"She was bad-mouthing everyone who walked by her [in the police stationhouse]," says a witness. "She was saying 'I'm a star, you can't do this to me.'"

After Snooki was arrested, she unleashed a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant and attempted to use her newfound fame as a "get-out-of-jail-free" card.

BUT I'M FAMOUS! Amazingly, police were not swayed.

"You can't tell me what to do, I'm Snooki," she yelled at officers. "Do you know who I am? I am f*%king Snooki. You can't do this... I'm f*%king Snooki!"

"You guys are going to be sorry for this. Release me!"

Not surprisingly, her harsh language didn't do the trick.

The Jersey Shore star was carted off the boardwalk in cuffs as her oversized shades slid down her nose, as you can see in the hilarious picture above.

Guess they can in fact "do this."

Snooki's mug shot was later released, and it's funnier than some of the Jersey Shore quotes in last week's premiere (no small feat) ...

WHAT A MESS: Snooki plastered in the middle of the day.

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