Sorry for the lack of posts today..but I’m a bit under the weather and really don’t give a crap is going on in the world of celebrity gossip today.

That was until I saw THIS.

I. Have. No. Words.

Just laughter and a feeling of total disconnect from these people. Do they live in the same world I do? Is this commercial for real? It’s not a Funny or Die skit? Will bankrupt Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudicereally bring customers into Sizzle Tan?

I’m not going to make too much fun of Teresa. At least she’s working and trying to put some money back into the family coffers.