March 6, 2010

Cheryl Tweedy Will Soon Be Mine

The recent news that Cheryl Tweedy was leaving her two-timing footballer husband was awesome, but it threw my crotch for a loop… A sexy, friction burned loop. Now what do I do? I’ve loved her from a far for so long that I wouldn’t know where to begin if we actually met face to face. Which is highly possible because she’s single and I’m single so we probably go to the same dating sites. Here she is posing for her profile picture in a sweet boob centric top and some leather pants. I cant wait until we meet, I’ll be the one wearing the top hat.

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