March 4, 2010

Happy Birthday, Jessica Biel!

Jessica Biel turns 28 today and we'd like to give the actress a few reasons to smile.

Often looking more despondent in public than Kristen Stewart, Biel should realize the following facts about her life:

  • She's still very young.
  • Her latest movie, Valentine's Day, opened to huge box office numbers.
  • She can see Justin Timberlake naked any time she wants.
  • For its ridiculousness and hotness, this bathroom sink photo will remain seared in the public consciousness forever.
  • See point number-three again.

Can you think of other reasons why this generally dour celebrity should smile more often? Wish her a very happy birthday and send them in today!

Biel on the Red Carpet

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