March 12, 2010

Jessica Simpson Tries Hard But Still Disappoints

Jessica Simpson isn’t exactly wowing us these days with her sexy outfits, I know she’s accepted that she’s soft and proud of it, but a little cleavage would really make things pop… In my pants. I couldn’t resist. Seriously though, her boobs look like one of those tubular throw pillows you see on a senior citizen’s couch. The pattern isn’t really helping either, it reminds me of those Magic Eye posters from the 90’s where you squint and see something like a penguin on an ice flow. Well, I’m squinting and all I see are fading memories of Jessica Simpson’s tight little body. Sigh.

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