Adam Lambert: Crotch-Pumping in Sydney

We can describe the performance of Adam Lambert in Sydney, Australia this week with three words: Diamond-encrusted crotch plate.

The singer remained true to his controversial, racy self last night by performing Down Under and rocking out to "For Your Entertainment." He thrusted his private parts, he wore a skintight outfit and he even started the performance with a rendition of the robot.

Not everyone will love it, but Adam knows that. He's simply proud of who he is and doesn't cower in the face of critics. It would be nice if everyone shared those traits, wouldn't it?

For Your Entertainment Performance

Thank you to readers for sending in the following clip. It's a video of Adam singing an acoustic version of "Whataya Want From Me." Great stuff below.

Gone Acoustic

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American Idol Semifinalists Thank Fans for Support

after asking American Idol semifinalists to take down their MySpace, YouTube and Facebook pages, it looks like Fox has lightened uAp a bit.

In the video below, Andrew Garcia, Alex Lambert and Lee Dewyze thank fans for all their love and support, while also giving out the contestants' updated addresses on the aforementioned social networks, along with Twitter.

Enjoy the gracious-filled greetings below and sound off on which male you want to see in the finals:

Idol Thank You Message

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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!

Here’s Mariah Carey’s fat cleavage at the Academy Awards last night doing it’s best to remain where it belongs and not spill out all over the red carpet. I don’t know what’s happening with Mariah, maybe it’s married life, but she’s starting to look a little sloppy. And I normally love big sloppy boobs, but I prefer them to be drunk and/or serving me beers or riding a mechanical bull, not all dressed up at some fancy event. That’s like wearing an evening gown to dollar wine cooler night at the strip club. It just doesn’t look right.

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Christina Hendricks’ Cleavage Dressed To Impress

Earlier I posted pictures of Mariah Carey’s fat cleavage saying it was sloppy and that it wasn’t being presented in the best light. THIS is how you showcase big fat cleavage. Christina Hendricks is by far the queen of presenting oversized boobies in the most tasteful and hottest manner possible, here she is at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party launching pre-teen boys everywhere directly into puberty at a mere glance. I don’t know how she can breathe with those things stuffed in there, and I don’t really care, as long as she keeps doing it we’re good. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox’s Hotness Does It Again

I don’t know what these pictures of Megan Fox from some sort of portrait session are for, but I’m glad they exist, now I have some nice tasteful pictures of her to photoshop myself into. Not that I wasn’t pasting myself in to her bikini pictures, but these I can actually show people. We’re going to look so great together on our Christmas cards and birthday cards and anniversary cards and bar mitzvah cards… Not to mention the family newsletter I will be sending to all my ingrate relatives. It’s going to be awesome.

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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes Her Little Money Maker

Here’s Cheryl Tweedy shaking her little ass during a performance on X Factor in her weird, sexy, futuristic and slutty captain’s outfit. Alright so the outfit’s a little stupid looking, but that doesn’t take anything away from Cheryl’s hotness. I’ve never actually heard her sing, which isn’t very nice considering we’ve been internet engaged for like four years, but I’ve seen enough pictures of her and her tacky stripper tattoo to know that she’s got the voice of a thousand angels. Enjoy.

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The 2010 Oscars Ceremony

The 2010 Oscars Awards came and went last night without any special incidents worth mentioning, except the fact that they were a little disappointing for the lack of boobage. That’s right! For some reason the Oscars seriously lacked in cleavages this year. You’d think that with the increased popularity of silicon enhancements, every actress that can afford it would have a generous cleavage by now. But the 82nd Academy Awards ceremony proved that this by far is not the case.

Although short skirts abounded, slutty tops were nearly inexistent (except for the beautiful and very revealing dress worn by Hilary Swank), and actresses with small boobs were actually the ones dressed in the sexiest outfits. Among them shone Vanessa Hudgens and her B-cups, and Natalie Portman, who showed her long perfectly shaped legs in a dark gray dress that made her look simply edible.

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Christina Hendricks Deserves a Boob Award

Right after ranting about the lack of cleavage exposure at last night’s Oscars Ceremony, I received these photos of actress Christina Hendricks, who’s putting to shame the rest of Hollywood. This woman knows how to dress to impress, and she did so on Oscars night, when she attended not the awards themselves, but the 18^th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party.

Christina Hendricks, whose boobs are a hefty 38DDD, wore a bustier-styled dress that hugged her curves and zipped in the front to give some lucky guy ease of access to her goods. Speaking of those, Christina Hendricks’ boobs are completely natural, and she was quoted in the past bragging about that fact, saying:

My boobs are real, and I’m very proud to say that.

Any woman with tits like those sure has lots to be proud of!

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Video: Brat Pack Reunites For John Hughes Tribute

By far my favorite Oscar moment of the night. Most of my teenage hero’s and heroines gather all on one stage to honor the great John Hughes.

While Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner sat in the audience looking bored as hell, Molly Ringwald, Matthew Broderick, Anthony Michael Hall, Ma caulay Culkin, Jon Cryer, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson stood together at the Oscars and each told a Hughes anecdote.You can’t blame the Twilight teens though..they probably don’t even know who The Donger is.

John Hughes made great movies that touched a generation. He had a way of making the awkwardness of being a teenager somehow seem normal.

The Brat Pack tribute was touching and respectful.

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Lindsay Lohan Fired As Ungaro Artistic Adivsor

What? Ungaro let the brilliant fashion icon Lindsay Lohan go? Shocker!

Seriously…she was canned for making the once respected fashion house the laughing stock of the fashion world last fall with that disastrous collection.

The line’s Fall 2010 collection, which premiered sans Lohan during Paris Fall Fashion Week on Monday, features only the work of chief designer Estrella Archs.

“She’s not involved in this…” a company spokesperson told Women’s Wear Daily today. Even Emanuel Ungaro himself was embarrassed at Lilo’s collection of heart-shaped nipple pasties and sequins last November. But since he sold the business and no longer has a say there was jack-all he could do about it.

“I’m furious but there isn’t a thing I can do. I have absolutely no link with that house….” he said last November.

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Holly Madison and Benji Madden Moving In Together

I was shocked to find out that Holly Madison and Benji Madden are still together. And not only that…about to move in together. I’m also shocked to find out they’ve managed to keep their relationship on the DL. Most of us thought they broke up last month. Good for them for keeping it personal and quiet.

“Benji cares very much for Holly. They have been talking about living together,” a source tells In Touch, adding that the current Peepshow performer will soon leave Las Vegas to be in LA with Benji. The loved-up pair was spotted kissing at an IT BOYS! music video shoot in Sun Valley, Calif., on March 3. “Benji kept telling her how amazing she looked. They couldn’t keep their eyes off each other,” the source says. Benji and twin brother Joel, who discovered the band, had asked blond bombshell Holly to make a cameo appearance in the video.”

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Video: Jimmy Kimmel’s Handsome Men’s Club Skit

Posted March 9, 2010 at 2:08 am by: Sparkle-C

If, like me, you were too tired to stay up for Jimmy Kimmel after Sunday night’s Oscars…then we both missed this hilarious “Handsome Men’s” skits.

The star-filled skit culminates in the Affleck/Kimmel/Garner bed scene. It’s a must see.

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Video – “Iron Man 2″ Trailer

I haven’t even seen the first one yet…and I HEART Robert Downey, Jr.

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Marie Osmond’s Son Laid to Rest

Putting her son to rest on Monday (March 8), Marie Osmond and family gathered at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints Chapel in Provo, Utah.

The moving service for Michael Bryan, who took his own life, was attended by his seven siblings and show business uncles, including Donny, who delivered the invocation through tears, according to People magazine.

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