February 11, 2010

Levi Johnston: Coming to Desperate Housewives?

Levi Johnston is reportedly set to guest star on Desperate Housewives. Yes, we're serious. This rumor hasn't been confirmed, but we didn't make it up, either.

Sources say the almost-son-in-law of Sarah Palin has landed a multiple-episode guest role on the long-running ABC drama. The reason why? A certain Cherry.

No, not the fact that he popped the cherry of Bristol Palin. Desperate Housewives creator March Cherry met Levi at the 2008 Republican National Convention.

A member of the Log Cabin Republicans, Marc has been intrigued by the possibility of a guest-starring role for him ever since. Looks like now may be the time!

Levi the Deadbeat

Morning show veteran Levi Johnston is ready for prime time!

Asked about the rumored Desperate Housewives gig, which would depict Levi as a boy toy for an older woman, a la Jesse Metcalfe, a friend of Sarah Palin said:

"Well, maybe now he'll be able to get caught up with his child support payments." Oh, snap, deadbeat dad. Your Playgirl-posing a$$ got straight owned there.

Levi is presently being sued by Bristol Palin for $1,750 a month in child support. He claims he's tried to send money to her before and just hasn't heard back.

Either way, who isn't pumped to see Levi Johnston nude on Desperate Housewives? You know he will be ... it's kind of the only thing he's got going for him.

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