February 11, 2010

Nicole Forrester Accuses Josh Duhamel of Possibly Making Like John Edwards

According to Nicole Forrester, there's a 95% chance Josh Duhamel is doing a great impression of former Presidential candidate John Edwards.

According to THG, of course, there's 99.99999% chance Nicole Forrester is full of crap.

The Georgia-based stripper - who claimed in November that she regretted telling the tabloids about her affair with the actor... yet is now milking the allegation for loads of cash - tells The National Enquirer that she's with child.

"Yes, I'm pregnant. Yes, it's probably Josh's. I haven't decided what I'm going to do," Forrester told the newspaper this week.

How confident is Nicole that Duhamel is the father? 95 percent, she said.

Josh Duhamel ImageNicole Forrester

The Enquirer is rarely a reliable source, but it did correctly call the Edwards/Rielle Hunter affair.

It was also the first to detail Forrester's supposed night of passion with Fergie's husband, as she claims they had sex - bad sex, mind you - in a $820/night hotel suite after they met at Atlanta's all-nude Tattletales Lounge club.

The publication says Forrester has passed a polygraph test.

Of course, Duhamel must do a lot more than simply deny an affair in order to emulate Edwards. He's still an aide-assisted, state funds-used cover up and sex tape to go!

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